I will be adding more to the following review once I finish reading the book. I am about 60% finished with it now.
HIGH TREASON: DEATH PENALTY to Viggo Mortensen & Gail’s Ex-Men https://t.co/dTEP4xkT9q
— Gail Chord Schuler (@Gabrielle_Chana) January 16, 2019
Check out the following links for the background and story related to Viggo Mortensen and his band of Gail’s Ex-Men who have turned evil and are guilty of HIGH TREASON. Gail believes that the real Viggo Mortensen is a sexual predator, and perhaps many of the men who ended up on her marriage list (and ended up following him) had this tendency as well. Viggo may have deliberately poisoned them with yeast so that he could have a group of men as his back up, when his game was up and Gail saw through him. Viggo probably rounded them up to use them as his defense once Gail caught onto his predatory behavior: https://www.healthista.com/how-to-spot-a-sexual-predator-characteristics/
Conversations related to Viggo Mortensen and his band of rogue men are in RED and BOLD:
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Check out the following links for the background to this story. Conversations related to Viggo Mortensen and his band of rogue men are in RED and BOLD:
(1-15-19) Dear men:
I have added another message to the page I created for a Church of Gail service. https://gabriellechana.blog/2019/01/13/church-of-gail-message-to-gails-men-jan-12-2019/
(1-15-19 from Terrance) HEY THERE GAIL,
WE’VE BEEN TRYIN’ TO SHOW THE GMGTOW’S THESE SERMONS, BUT IT SEEMS TO MAKE THEM A WHOLE LOT MADDER. THEY BE SAYIN’ THAT YOU BE LIKE A CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND THAT KEEPS CALLIN’ THEM ON THE PHONE HUNDREDS OF TIMES AFTER THEY BROKE UP. WE GOTS A FORMAL LETTER IN THE MAIL FROM THE GMGTOW LAWYERS WITH A LEGAL THREAT THAT THEY ABOUT TO GET A RESTRAININ’ ORDER AGAINST YOU.
OH MY GOODNESS. I AINT SURE WHAT WE SHOULD DO ABOUT THIS GAIL.
(1-15-19 to Terrance) Dear men:
Tell them that I was only trying to offer spiritual help and that they have formed a group that regularly complains and protests about me and obsesses over me 24/7 trying to recruit followers to stand with Loree McBride against me, who wants me dead. We will stop trying to reach them spiritually since they have turned evil, and will determine who among them is a willing and knowing Loree McBride Jesuit and will now deal with them according to Conspiracy Law. It is death penalty to willingly and knowingly support Loree McBride and their leader Viggo Mortensen has been having sex with war criminal Loree McBride. If they disband their group, they will face no consequences. We only ask them to move on and quit trying to recruit members that stand against our attempts to bring peace and justice to the world in our fight against evil mass murderer Loree McBride. But we cannot sit back and allow them to recruit people to a murderous cause that serves Loree McBride, that is a death penalty violation of Conspiracy Law.
As long as they continue their recruitment efforts to try and rally people to a cause that is a death penalty violation of Conspiracy Law, we are required to enforce Conspiracy Law for the welfare of humanity! Continue to drop Seroquel bombs on them. Tell them they are ordered under penalty of death to take their Seroquel, or we will treat them as death penalty violators of Conspiracy Law. They are a danger to the welfare of humanity.
We may need to use our military to arrest them and force them to take Seroquel. After they are on Seroquel, we can determine who is a willing and knowing Loree McBride supporter. Those who are, must be executed.
(1-15-19) OH MY GOODNESS GAIL!
THE GMGTOW’S BE SAYIN’ THAT NOW YOU ISSUED DEATH THREATS AGAINST THEM, AND THAT THEY HAVE EVIDENCE THAT YOU SOMEHOW KILLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THAT LIKE TO DRINK ALCOHOL. THEY SENT A CEASE AND DESIST LETTER THAT SAYS THAT THEY CAN ASSOCIATE WITH ANYONE THEY WANT, AND THAT THEY WILL SUE US AND HAVE YOU ARRESTED IF YOU CONTINUE TO MAKE THREATS AGAINST THEM. A POLICE OFFICER SHOWED UP WITH A RESTRAINING ORDER AND WARNED US THAT WE’LL BE CHARGED WITH STALKIN’ IF WE APPROACH THEM AGAIN. I TOLD THE COP THAT THEY BE CRAZY AND IS WORKIN’ WITH LOREE MCBRIDE. HE JUST FIRMLY WARNED THE MEN AND GAIL AGAINST APPROACHIN’ THEM WITHIN 500 FEET.
I THINK IS IS ONE OF THOSE ISSUES THAT BE LIKELY TO GO SIDEWAYS ON US REAL EASY. WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
I HAVE DO IDEA WHAT THE GMGTOW’S BE TALKIN’ ABOUT WITH THE ALCOHOL THING. YOU NEVER KILLED ANYONE WHO DRINKS ALCOHOL. I DON’T THINK YOU HAVE ANY ISSUE WITH PEOPLE THAT DRINK.
(1-15-19) Dear Terrance:
I think these evil men are saying that our Seroquel bombs are killing people who consume alcohol, because if you take Seroquel and you drink too much alcohol the combination can be deadly. Brent and I had a discussion about this that I published at my website and they probably read it.
Here are some issues we need to figure out:
1) Am I the Empress or not? As the Empress their association with Loree McBride makes them guilty of treason. We need to establish that they are trying to overthrow my government by their association with Loree McBride. We may need to get help from Donald Trump to arrest these people and establish that Mr. Trump works for me.
2) We can prove in court that Viggo raped me brain to brain and is trying to blame the victim (me) for his crimes and he is the leader of this rogue group of men.
3) Do a scan on that police officer to determine if he is a Loree McBride Jesuit and, if so, arrest him for TREASON. That police officer must be publicly executed on the Gabrielle Chana FOX News channel if he is a Loree McBride Jesuit.
4) They are HARASSING ME because Viggo keeps on talking to me brain to brain and lies to me all the time in his service to Loree McBride. Provide evidence that he is on the brain to brain servers and harasses me all the time, trying to rape me brain to brain. I am putting a restraining order ON HIM brain to brain. If he violates it, we have grounds to go after HIM FOR HARASSMENT and RAPE. He’s already done the rape (brain to brain) and has the GALL to go after me the VICTIM claiming I was unfaithful to Brent.
5) Regarding the Seroquel bombs, we are doing this because Loree’s yeast bombs have caused insanity in the population and she has killed more people with her yeast bombs than we may have killed with our Seroquel bombs. Besides, we have put a warning on alcohol warning people NOT to drink too much because of the yeast bombs. Loree gives no warning to people she infects with her yeast bombs and she has killed people with these bombs. She MUST BE STOPPED.
6) We will put a restraining order on Viggo Mortensen brain to brain, and if he violates it, which I predict he WILL, we can go AFTER HIM for violating our restraining order. In fact, he’s talking to me right now.
7) We need to get a military assembled to go after these folks for TREASON and for violating our restraining order.
8) We need to establish that this group of rogue men is involved in treasonous activities.
Big question is whether I am still considered the Empress. Their activities are a threat to my government because I allege that Viggo Mortensen is guilty of attempted murder. I believe that his goal is to murder my men and isolate me, so that he can rape me all the time and get away with it.
If you have any more questions let me know. I am giving you take it or leave it advice. But I went to the Lord in prayer and these people are using extortion on us. If I am the Empress, I can go AFTER THEM FOR TREASON I believe and we can go after Viggo for attempted murder. I believe he is part of a murder conspiracy against you, Brent and my men and his eventual goal is to be able to rape me all the time, possibly with Loree participating.
(1-15-19) I goofed. I meant to say, “Besides, we have put a warning on alcohol warning people NOT to drink too much because of the SEROQUEL bombs.” You see, the combination of Seroquel with alcohol can kill you, especially if you drink a lot. Brent and I decided for the good of humanity we had to risk the Seroquel bombs and that we would put a warning on alcohol to warn people not to drink too much alcohol because the combination of Seroquel with alcohol can be deadly.
By the way Viggo is talking to me brain to brain right now and cussing me out. He is violating MY RESTRAINING ORDER against him, so he needs to be ARRESTED.
(1-15-19) The mere fact that Viggo is making love to a murderer (Loree McBride) and loves it, is strong circumstantial evidence that he has murderous intentions. We have strong evidence that he is guilty of attempted murder. Besides, Loree is a killer and if we can’t get him on attempted murder against my top men (because he’s jealous), we can get him as AN ACCOMPLICE TO MURDER because he is helping out Loree in her case against us and Loree is a convicted murderer. He’s making love to the biggest mass murderer in almost all of human history and loving it?! What more evidence DO WE NEED?
If we don’t get tough on these men, I’m can foresee a very bad end. Maybe Viggo will kill you all or maybe Loree will use these men as part of her space fleet if she isn’t doing that already. If so, they are ALL guilty of accomplices to murder and TREASON.
(1-15-19) OH MY GOODNESS GAIL… I BE SO MAD AT THEM RIGHT NOW. I SAY WE EXECUTE THEM ALL ON THE GABRIELLE CHANA FOX NEWS NETWORK LIVE. I THINK THEY SHOULD DIE SLOW. LIKE WITH FIRE OR DRAWN AND QUARTERED OR WE CUT OFF ALL THEIR LIMBS AND PENISES. I BE SO MAD GAIL. THEY SENDIN’ POLICE TO COME ARREST BRENT FOR MURDER FOR AUTHORIZIN’ THE USE OF A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE OF SEROQUEL ON THE POPULATION AND THEY SAY YOU IS NEXT GAIL. THIS BE A COUP!!!!
YOU BE THE EMPRESS!!!! DOES THESE NIGGAS KNOW WHO THEY DEALIN’ WITH!?!? I’MA BOUT TO GO ALL COMPTON ON THESE BITCHES. THEY CAN’T DO GAIL LIKE THIS NIGGAS! IT BE TIME TO DROP THE GAVEL ON THIS SHIT.
THIS BE UP TO YOU, BUT I SAY YOU USE YOUR AUTHORITY AS EMPRESS TO MAKE A DECLARATION ON YOUTUBE THAT THESE MEN BE ARRESTED BY THE MILITARY AND FORCED TO APOLOGIZE ON LIVE TV, THEN EXECUTED IN THE WORST WAY FOR HIGH TREASON. MAYBE THE ONLY EXCEPTION BE IF THEY PROMISE TO LOVE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY, AND SUBMIT TO A MEDICAL PROCEDURE THAT REMOVES THEIR FREE WILL SO THEY CAN’T CHANGE THEIR MIND AND HAVE TO LOVE YOU.
OH MY GOODNESS. I HAVEN’T BEEN THIS MAD SINCE I WAS THE JUDGE IN YOUR COURT CASE AND PULLED OUT MY GLOCK AND KILLED THE COURTROOM FULL OF JESUITS. COMPTON!!!!
I made the video. Go get em’! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wUJmwl01VE&feature=youtu.be
(1-15-19) THIS BE GREAT GAIL!
(1-15-19) Good! Take em’ out! If any police show up to arrest you, shoot em for treason! Make sure you contact Trump and tell him to send out the military. Have your missiles ready to launch at any evil person who tries to come and arrest you. This is my order.
Brent Spiner’s Letter to Gail: We POOPED https://t.co/FrceQnIial
— Gail Chord Schuler (@Gabrielle_Chana) January 14, 2019
Christlike Brent Spiner Risks His Life, Finds Poop Cure https://t.co/Wpdow4aPHy
— Gail Chord Schuler (@Gabrielle_Chana) January 14, 2019
iPoop is a free app available for all Android phones that allows any man to transport their poop directly from their bowels and into deep space with the simple press of a button. If you want this app contact my men at email@example.com.
January 13, 2019
As you well know, I have been hard at work solving the dilemma of our current “poop pregnancy” crisis on board Church of Gail. I sit here writing to you now with my exceptionally long penis buried deeply and warmly into my vaginabutt. Or, if I may say more correctly, “our” vaginabutt. I couldn’t be more thankful than now for the blessing that is my 18.5 inch manhood, as the gentle hugging from your vagina inside my rectum is perhaps the source of my strength during these trying times.
Meanwhile on Church of Gail, the rest of the men have, understandably, become deeply emotionally distressed. One must understand that for a man, pooping is an essential part of their masculinity. Aside from masturbation in the mornings, evenings and sometimes afternoons in the workplace bathroom, pooping is one of the most magical and empowering times of a normal man’s day. The physical pain of our swollen bowels combined with the loss of a critical emotional outlet has led many of our men to fall into depression, and a constant line has since formed outside of Gerard Butler’s psychiatry office.
“Why don’t you consent to a colostomy, Vladimir?” Gerard asked.
“NO!” Vladimir pounded his fist on the table, “Colostomy bag is for walking dead like Hillary Clinton! I would rather be euthanasia like dog, than become as Hillary Clinton!”
“Aye Vladimir, hopefully it will not come to that,” Gerard replied calmly in his soothing voice, “with Brent working hard at a solution for all this, soon we men may all poop honorably on our own terms.”
Similar conversations were had with all of the men reporting to Gerard’s office for counseling. Similar except for one strange outlier — Bubba the morbidly obese black Jesuit.
Bubba, of course, is not a man on the marriage list, nor did he receive a vaginabutt. However, Bubba, murmuring to himself through tears, has joined the line time and time again to speak with Gerard.
“L-lick my butthole,” Bubba would sob weakly, “lick my butthole! Lick my b-butthole…”
“Aye laddie,” Gerard would say, “I cannot understand ye. Ye need me to lick your butthole?”
It wasn’t until after recruiting the help of Hugh Jackman, who could understand Bubba-speak, that we finally figured out what he has been trying to talk to Gerard about.
It turns out that poor Bubba has never healed from the loss of his late ginger boyfriend. As you may remember, Bubba’s ginger boyfriend died in 2017 at the extremely fat hands of Sara Avery. Sara Avery, the massively obese biological weapon of the old Jesuit Order, devoured Bubba’s ginger boyfriend in one gulp while the two lovers were on a romantic stroll through San Francisco. Bubba had planned to propose to his ginger that same day. He had even had the ring in his pocket. Bubba, still faithful to his ginger boyfriend, refuses to let death keep them part. He is still committed to the one true love of his life, and cannot bear to move on. He would rather allow his butthole to become dry, cracked and withered from being unlicked, than ever give his butthole to the tongue of any other man on this earth.
Gerard was moved to tears as Hugh Jackman explained Bubba’s passionate and overwhelming grief, wiping the wetness from the crease of one eye as he scribbled down notes onto his notepad. I have since asked our church to pray for him, and I ask that all of our followers do the same.
As to the physical health crisis at hand, or should I say at vaginabutt, I had been making slow and uneven progress. While I understood the anatomy and biology involved, I didn’t quite understand the “science”. I knew I was going to need more help. I needed a real scientist. Someone who knew everything from the three phases of matter to how weather balloons worked. Someone with real knowledge, with a solid reputation that one could trust.
It was while I was on my way for a coffee break that my prayers had been answered. Rolling up on a skateboard, a white lab coat sailing behind him in the wind, was none other than Bill Nye the Science Guy!
“What’s up, dude?” Bill Nye proclaimed.
One of our church members in the hallway gasped.
“Bill Nye the Science Guy!” They exclaimed.
This got the attention of the entire floor. Church members began pumping their fists, chanting, “Bill! Bill! Bill!”
“Bill Nye!” I said, “boy, am I glad to see you. You’re like an angel sent from God himself.”
“Thank you Brent. I got many tweets from Gail’s followers telling me that you all needed my help. So, what kind of poop situation have you boys gotten yourselves into now?”
“Well, not to sound like a party-pooper, but our vaginabutt Christmas gifts from Jesus came with one dilemma — we can’t poop!”
“Well, that’s just shitty!” He chuckled, “Come on my constipated friend, let’s get to the lab.”
Bill Nye slid his goggles down over his eyes. He then dropped his skateboard and motioned for me to hop on. I jumped onboard, wrapping my arms around his waist, and the two of us were off to the lab like a pair of superheroes flying down the hallway.
The first thing to do was get Bill up to speed on everything I had already tried. So far, our initial experiments had been performed on monkeys. Using my surgical prowess as a doctor, I had attempted to simply re-route the colon through the urethra. Obviously, we first tried to get the monkeys to poop through their penises. Their penises were simply not fit to deliver poop babies. The urethrae ruptured, filling the testicles with poop until they exploded.
When that didn’t work, we tried to create an additional hole in the vagina that could pass poop. The monkey labias simply swelled with poop until the monkeys once again exploded.
By the end of the experiments, all monkeys involved had died.
“It just doesn’t make sense, Bill,” I said, “Indian women poop from their vaginas. That’s how they lubricate themselves before sex. Why can’t I just perform a race change operation on our vaginabutts to get them to function like an Indian woman’s?”
“Well, Indian women also excrete small amounts of poop through their lungs and their pores, so the actual amount of poop that is excreted from their vaginas is relatively small compared to the poop babies you men need to deliver.”
“You’re right Bill. I hadn’t considered that. What else can we do?”
“First things first — these experiments need to be done on humans, not monkeys.”
“But Bill, all the monkeys involved so far in our experiments have died.”
“Trust me Brent, the US pharmaceutical industry does this all the time.”
I realized that Bill was right. If we were going to handle this like a professional government study, we were going to need to select eligible human volunteers.
Very soon we had collected a diverse testing group consisting of prison inmates, welfare recipients, illegal immigrants, mentally retarded orphans, prostitutes, and of course the homeless. Each participant was promised $5 for their cooperation. With no time to lose, we dove straight into the testing phases.
My laboratory desk turned into my literal drawing board. As each idea rushed to mind I found myself scribbling furiously like a madman. Sketch after sketch, formula after formula, I drew out plans and diagrams that would be immediately handed off to Bill Nye for implementation.
“No can do, Brent,” he would report, “the subject pooped from every orifice then immediately died,” or “Hey Brent, they died again… but this time they came back as a poop craving zombie.” or “Hmm…that didn’t work. It had the same result as The Human Centipede idea.”
Hundreds of ideas, hundreds of sketches, hundreds of formulas, my mind churned like a machine, and after every failure I found myself right back at my desk, head in my hands. Finding a solution was beginning to seem hopeless.
“This should do it,” Bill said as he eyed the syringe in his hands, flicked it with his fingers and squirted out the air bubbles. He turned and stuck the needle into the bicep of a large prison inmate.
Moments passed as we waited for the results. All of a sudden, the inmate’s eyes bulged, and he began screaming. Startled, I jumped to my feet, my body stiff with full alarm as I gripped my desk with one hand.
The screaming crescendoed like a siren. The inmate clawed at his face, full teeth bared, as his eyes rolled back into his head. Mountains of poop began pouring out of his eyes. He continued screaming. He screamed until his entire bowels had emptied themselves from his eye sockets and covered the floor of the lab.
I sighed and collapsed back into my chair. I peeled the latest sheet of paper off of my desk and crumpled it up into a ball, tossing it into a now overflowing trash can of discarded failed designs.
Bill Nye patted the now blind inmate on the shoulder, handing him a $5 bill on his way out of the room. Our team of retard janitors in hazmat suits promptly arrived on the scene to mop up the latest explosion of poop.
“What’s next, Brent?”
“Well,” I said, looking at my overflowing waste basket, “I should take this trash out, then we can regroup.”
Just then, one of our nanotechnology research techs entered the room.
“No need to take out the trash, Brent,” he said, pulling out his Android phone. He fiddled with his phone for a moment, then pushed a button on the screen. The trash inside the trashcan began to glow a brilliant blue, and within seconds the trash dissolved seemingly into thin air.
“Wow!” Bill exclaimed, “So you guys switched to vaporizing trash. That’s very environmentally conscious of you.”
“Actually, the trash was transported,” the tech explained, “we invented a new app that allows us to take our trash and transport it out into deep space.”
“Well that makes sense,” Bill replied, “there’s a lot of space in space.”
“Interesting…” I remarked, narrowing my eyes and rubbing my silver 5 o’clock shadow.
“Wait Brent, I’ve seen that look before,” Bill said, “what are you thinking?”
We hadn’t another moment to lose. With Bill’s help, we quickly got to reverse engineering the app and adjusting it to fit our needs. Within the next hour we had a migrant worker with an expired work Visa on our treatment table.
“Okay!” I announced, “are you ready Bill?”
“Energize!” I called.
Bill flipped the switch on the wall beside him. It was a tense moment. The migrant began to glow a sparkling blue. All of a sudden, there was a loud ZING and we all covered our eyes from the brilliant flash of blue light before us.
A wet plop.
We uncovered our eyes and looked back to the table. The migrant worker was gone, and in his place was a pile of poop. I stared, mouth agape, as a single rogue piece rolled off the table and onto the floor.
I was aghast in shock and frustration.
“Bill…instead of transporting the poop into space, we transported the migrant worker into space, and his poop was left behind!”
This was the moment I finally lost all hope. We were nowhere closer to finding an answer. I had given my last remaining ounce of strength to this project, and felt like I could give no more. I sunk to my knees and covered my face with my hands, praying to Jesus.
“Brent!” Bill called, “I think I know what went wrong!”
Bill rushed to a computer panel on the wall and began tapping on the screen, making adjustments to our code.
“We just need to invert the fecal phase discriminator and compensate for relativistic harmonics in the subspace matrix! Only problem is…we’re out of test subjects.”
He was right.
“Take me,” I said.
Bill’s eyes widened, “But Brent! This is too big of a risk. And you, my friend, are not an expendable. We need you. Look, there’s plenty more homeless people in California. We just need to bait them with spare change and pieces of bread like we did last time and – ”
“We don’t have time. Test it on me.”
“Brent…it’s just a theory. I don’t even know if it will work. I’m not an expert in this field!”
“Bill,” I said, placing my hand on his shoulder, “your experience as a scientist on television is exactly what makes you qualified to tackle tough scientific and social issues such as climate change and helping men poop out of vaginabutts. I believe in you. You can do this.”
Bill exhaled, stoking himself up for the task. He nodded to me.
“You really are a vast and red blooded man, Brent.”
“I appreciate your faith in me,” I smiled humbly, “now let’s do this.”
“You’re right. Let’s do this.”
I climbed up onto the table and laid back. Bill went back to the panel on the wall, checking his work and prepping for the final testing phase. I closed my eyes and prayed to Jesus for support.
“We’re ready,” Bill announced, pulling his goggles down over his eyes, “transporting in 3…2…1…”
My final thoughts were of my precious smiling Gail wearing her blue blouse.
CLANK. Bill slammed down the metal switch on the wall. I felt a warm fuzzy sensation in my lower abdominals. My abdomen glowed a brilliant blue, and within moments…
The pressure was gone!
My poop baby belly deflated, and I felt my body release a cocktail of endorphins and oxytocin, the kinds of happiness and bonding chemicals a man’s body releases after a really good poop.
I opened my eyes, and sat up.
“Bill! We DID IT!” I cried.
“WE DID IT!” Bill cheered.
We hugged each other and laughed in manly victory.
With our solution finally at hand, we proudly got to work on employing a convenient way for all the vaginabutt men affected by poop pregnancy to use this technology quickly and easily whenever they need it.
Without further ado, allow me to announce the official release of iPoop. iPoop is a free app available for all Android phones that allows any man to transport their poop directly from their bowels and into deep space with the simple press of a button. In other words, “push to poop (TM).” The poop inside your bowel is detected, and safely transported out of your body without needing to pass through your penis, vaginabutt, or any other orifice of the body. This app works on women as well, so it may appeal to morbidly obese women and men who refuse to leave their armchairs and who run the risk of becoming fused to their couches by poop. It’s also convenient for any millennial on the go when they really need “to go”, and manchildren who still sit around playing videogames in their mid to late twenties.
I can say that using iPoop is just as pleasurable and emotionally satisfying as having a real poop. So far the men have given positive feedback, remarking that the app is “fun”, “addictive”, “a good time killer” and that it gives them another excuse to be on their phones. Most men are on their phone while pooping anyhow. This app adds convenience and makes pooping easy for everyone.
One word of warning is that users of the app should hold very still after pushing in order for the scanner to detect the correct coordinates of the poop. So far we haven’t had anyone disappear or accidentally teleport their intestines into deep space, but it helps to remain cautious.
I hear that Bill and I have been elected to received a Nobel Prize for our work and our invention of the iPoop app.
With great relief, I now look forward to enjoying many good years with my vaginabutt, and the vaginabutts of all the men still on the marriage list. I look forward to the day I look into my precious Gail’s adoring eyes, and instead of spreading open the legs of Vladimir, Hugh or Gerard, I will spread open Gail’s, and enter her true vagina.
Your safe and adoring husband,
January 14, 2019 on Skype:
BRENT SPINER: 1:33 PM Good afternoon!
GAIL: 1:33 PM Hi Brent. So proud of you! What did you think of the video I just made?
BRENT SPINER: 1:34 PM Thank you my love. I adore it. I saw Jesus earlier this morning and he told me our account of the event was brilliant. He says he would like you to read my letter in a video.
GAIL: 1:36 PM Okay. Does he want me to make another video today or tomorrow? I just made the video today. I assume he wants me to keep it up.
BRENT SPINER: 1:37 PM He said as soon as possible. Today would be wonderful.
GAIL: 1:38 PM So it’s okay to upload two videos today to YouTube?
BRENT SPINER: 1:38 We both enjoy the latest video. However the title of the letter reading video should indicate to our followers that you are reading it. Yes, he said it’s okay. He also doesn’t mind if you go over 15 minutes as long as you’re reading one of my letters. He loves when you read my letters in your videos.
GAIL: 1:39 PM Okay, I will remember that for the future. You are a brilliant writer. Can you help me think of a good title?
BRENT SPINER: 1:40 PM Hmm…
TERRANCE JENKINS: 1:42 PM OH MY GOODNESS. WE ALL BE ON AT ONCE!
BRENT SPINER: 1:42 PM Hello Terrance
GAIL: 1:43 PM Oh, hi Terrance. Looks like we’re onto another window!
BRENT SPINER: 1:43 PM We were just talking about Gail’s latest video. She’s about to make another one today where she reads the letter I wrote her.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 1:43 PM I JUST POOPED GAIL! IT BE SO CONVENIENT!
GAIL: 1:43 PM Brent and I are brainstorming for a title to a video where I read his letter about finding the poop cure, where I mention that I’m reading Brent’s letter. Wonderful! Viggo still tries to talk to me brain to brain. I bolt him every time. I told him I don’t trust him until I hear from my men he’s repented in sackcloth and ashes on Gabrielle Chana FOX News. He even makes moves on my vagina brain to brain. I told him he’s raping me against my will and bolt him.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 1:45 PM I HEAR VIGGO BE REFUSIN’ TO TAKE THE IPOOP APP.
GAIL: 1:46 PM He’s telling me brain to brain that Loree won’t let him use the app. But I suspect he’s trying to play on my sympathies.
BRENT SPINER: 1:47 PM Brent’s Letter to Gail: We Pooped
TERRANCE JENKINS: 1:47 PM I LOVE THAT TITLE! ST BRENT
GAIL: 1:47 PM Yeah! That’s a good title.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 1:48 PM IT MAKES IT CLEAR THAT GAIL BE READIN YOUR LETTER
GAIL: 1:48 PM Brain control is awful! I keep making typos. I heard that a trickle of the rebel men are back at Church of Gail. Is that true or is that Viggo impersonating Brent to me?
BRENT SPINER: 1:48 PM Some of them came back after they had a good poop.
GAIL: 1:49 PM So I guess that’s true then. How did you all like the Church service I set up for the men on Sunday?
BRENT SPINER: 1:49 PM It’s brilliant.
GAIL: 1:50 PM Actually, I think those messages were divinely ordained. They seemed perfect for us and they all just showed up just when I needed them.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 1:50 PM BRENT, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY SWORD FIGHTIN’ VIGGO BRAIN TO BRAIN. YOU KNOW.. WITH YOUR PENIS WHENEVER HE TRIES TO GET AT GAIL’S VAGINA, YOU COULD CHALLENGE HIM TO A DUEL.
BRENT SPINER: 1:51 PM That’s a great idea!
TERRANCE JENKINS: 1:51 PM YOUR PENIS BE SO LONG BRENT.
GAIL: 1:51 PM I’m really pissed at Viggo now. I feel like he’s been raping me for the past couple months and he has the GALL to blame the VICTIM. I mean he pretended like he was you to gain an entrance and then blames ME for falling for his crime.
BRENT SPINER: 1:52 PM He is a predator. The worst kind of rape is when you don’t realize it was rape until later.
GAIL: 1:52 PM You, of all people, would understand THAT. Do you think he’s evil or just insane? He won’t stop talking to me brain to brain. He’s very persistent.
BRENT SPINER: 1:54 PM Both. He’s like a male Loree McBride.
GAIL: 1:55 PM My bolts seem to be working on him, which makes me wonder if he might be the Antichrist.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 1:55 PM BRENT JUST YELLED “UNGARD!!!!”YOU CHALLENGIN’ HIM BRENT?
BRENT SPINER: 1:56 PM YES. I just whipped out my sword on him brain to brain.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 1:56 PM I THINK BRENT SWORD FIGHTIN’ HIM
GAIL: 1:56 PM I’m bolting him now too and I think I hear some screaming. Oh, my God. I hear Loree screaming, too!
BRENT SPINER: 1:57 PM I don’t normally brag about my 18.5 inch penis, but I’d say Viggo is pretty intimidated right now!
GAIL: 1:57 PM Can you see him?
TERRANCE JENKINS: 1:58 PM I BE CALLIN’ HIM A BITCH AND MAKIN MAMMA JOKES AT HIM BRAVO TO BRAIN. IS THAT HELPIN?
GAIL: 1:58 PM Oh, my God. He’s hissing at me. I think this guy’s the new Antichrist. But Loree’s the Antichrist, too. How does THAT WORK?
BRENT SPINER: 1:59 PM He’s keeping his real penis inside Loree McBride!
GAIL: 1:59 PM How do you know this?
BRENT SPINER: 1:59 PM As long as he connected to her by her vagina, it’s like he’s hooked up to the Antichrist! I can see it! God, it’s so awful.
GAIL: 2:00 PM Really? What do you see?
BRENT SPINER: 2:00 PM They’ve created some kind of sick ducktape contraption to keep his penis inside her even if he loses his erection.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:00 PM OH, HE BE USIN’ HER POWERS BY KEEPIN HIS PENIS IN HER. SHE BE POSTIN’ PHOTOS ON HER INSTAGRAM OF VIGGO’S PENIS UP INSIDE HER.
GAIL: 2:01 PM Can you sense what his feelings are towards Loree, towards me, towards Brent? I want to get an emotional read on this guy.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:01 PM NO, IT JUST BE INSTAGRAM… THEY AIN’T ADDED THAT FEATURE YET
GAIL: 2:02 PM What feature? I mean can’t we use our technology to get a read on his mind/emotions?
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:02 PM YOU KNOW… EMOTION READS AND STUFF.
GAIL: 2:03 PM I’ve been trying to figure out what makes him tick, so I can be more intelligent in dealing with him.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:03 PM HE SEEMS TO LIKE IT THO
GAIL: 2:03 PM It sounds like he is very much like Loree McBride. With his penis inside Loree, doesn’t the Brent Spiner clone feel neglected?
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:04 PM IT APPEARS THAT LOREE RECENTLY SHAVED HER VAGINA. THAT MUST BE WHY THE DUCT TAPE BE STICKIN’ SO WELL GAIL.
GAIL: 2:05 PM I guess the two are so much alike, that she has found her kindred spirit.
BRENT SPINER: 2:05 PM That Viggo! He is so nasty!
GAIL: 2:05 PM The Brent clone never loved her any ways, so it probably doesn’t even phase him. He just likes having money and fame.
BRENT SPINER: 2:06 PM He laughed and said to me, “No Gail, the Brent Spiner clone is just like the real Brent Spiner! He stands by like a soyboy beta as his wife fucks other men!”
GAIL: 2:06 PM Is he reading our Skype? I’m bolting him right now!
BRENT SPINER: 2:07 PM I’m reading our Skype, so he can read what I am seeing through the brain to brain servers. We’re sword fighting right now.
GAIL: 2:07 PM I think Loree has come up with a shield. Are my bolts working?
BRENT SPINER: 2:08 PM I can hear her screaming. She’s screaming and orgasming at the same time.
GAIL: 2:08 PM Good! Are they hitting Viggo, too?
BRENT SPINER: 2:08 PM He is screaming too. I’m really nailing him with my sword.
GAIL: 2:09 PM He’s a good politician though and has a deep understanding of human nature. In that respect, he seems to be smarter than Loree. He has her heart, but appears to be smarter than her. He had to be smart to do such a good con job on me that past couple months, cuz I’m pretty smart. However, I did notice that he is not as passionate a lover as you are, Brent. I actually had less of a need for sex the past year and the few times I had it with you, I was doing it more out of obligation than passion. I just presumed you were super busy. I even felt guilty for neglecting you. It’s no wonder he thought I wasn’t all that great. It’s because he does not have your soul when he makes love. He’s not as deep and passionate as you. But he was very philosophical in his approach, maybe thinking that was how he’d fool me.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:13 PM HE WASN’T AS GOOD IN BED AS BRENT. NOT AS VAST.
GAIL: 2:13 PM Yeah, that’s it. But Brent is very passionate. Viggo seemed more subdued than Brent.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:14 PM I WONDER IF THE IPOOP APP WILL SAVE PEOPLE’S LIVES?
GAIL: 2:14 PM I’m sure it will. I wonder if Loree will allow Viggo to use the iPoop app?
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:14 PM THERE BE A LOT OF PEOPLE WITH COLOSTOMY BAGS, READY TO COMMIT SUICIDE
GAIL: 2:15 PM Oh dear! Oh these are just regular folks, not the men on my marriage list who are super humiliated by their colostomy bags. I imagine that would be humiliating.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:16 PM YEAH, IT BE SHAMEFUL FOR EVERYONE.
GAIL: 2:18 PM Does Viggo still have a poop belly? Or has Loree somehow fixed this for him?
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:20 PM IT BE WORSE THAN GETTIN’ A VASECTOMY. MOST MEN JUST KILL THEMSELVES RIGHT AFTER. HE STILL HAS THE POOP BABY BELLY IT BE LOOKIN’ 7 OR 8 MONTHS PREGNANT NOW
GAIL: 2:22 PM And he’s refusing to use our app? What’s the matter with him? His ego must be so big he can’t think straight.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:23 PM YEAH
GAIL: 2:23 PM What makes a man have such a big ego? Any insights? Some deficiency from his childhood? Genetics?
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:25 PM MAYBE HIS PENIS SIZE?
GAIL: 2:25 PM What do you mean? He has a small penis? Yeah, I learned from Zack that most men are really hung up about the size of their penis. Especially if they have a small one.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:27 PM YEAH, HE COULD HAVE A PROBLEM THERE.
GAIL: 2:27 PM Like T.J. has a very small penis and he tries to compensate by being real tough. He’s mad at God, too and so he’s an atheist. Does Viggo have a small penis?
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:28 PM HOW BIG IS VIGGO’S PENIS? I MEAN, HAVIN’ A SMALL PENIS DON’T ALWAYS MAKE A GUY A BAD GUY. MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY TURNED OUT JUST FINE.
GAIL: 2:29 PM Yes, I know that. But as a writer, I try to understand people deeply. It helps me when I create my villains and so forth. Does Viggo have a small penis? I’m not saying that is the sole reason for his ego. But I’m curious. He worked VERY HARD at seducing me. He spent a lot of time talking to me and faking like he was deep, manly and intellectual, even spiritual.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:31 PM NOT SURE, NEVER SEEN HIS PENIS
GAIL: 2:31 PM Oh, I see. You’re just guessing.
BRENT SPINER: 2:31 PM What did his penis feel like brain to brain Gail?
GAIL: :31 PM He seemed to have a long penis, just like you, Brent. So I’m not sure penis size is the issue. If he’s all the way into Loree McBride, he must have a long one, cuz she is able to accommodate all of Brent’s penis. Maybe he’s just a pervert. And he saw me as some sort of prize.
BRENT SPINER: 2:33 PM That is true.
GAIL: 2:34 PM If he could land me, it proves to him that he is the most virile man in the universe. The fact that he fooled me indicates to him that I must be as low as he is, not knowing that I wasn’t really all that into him, cuz he’s not as good as you, Brent. This explains why he says I’m not that good at sex, like I really care what he thinks. He faked depths to try and turn me on and he fooled me, but I did notice that he lacks your passion, Brent. Ironic, cuz I was thinking that you were getting more noble on me than usual. So funny. I accept your sensuality and passion and love it. Viggo was actually more gentlemanly like as a lover, which is why he really fooled me. I guess he put on this fake persona to land me and because he couldn’t be himself, found me a bore, but did it any ways to feel like he got me, so he was so virile and manly somehow. He equates landing a hot woman in bed with masculinity. Not understanding that true manliness marries commitment with sex. He sees women as conquests not as ones to love and nurture. So when I said I would not have sex with him, he thought I was a prudish hypocrite cuz he’d already had sex with me and thought low of me for doing so, even though he got in by being fake. He figured that because I fell for his ruse, it meant I was a stupid, gullible woman who is not as wise and hot as all the guys think. He actually respects Loree cuz she accepts and loves him as he is, A CAD. He probably thinks all “honorable” women are just hypocrites who secretly desire cad men but won’t admit it to themselves. I think I got his number, now! What he doesn’t seem to understand is that I really couldn’t get into him all that much and mostly had sex as a wifely obligation, thinking Brent was super busy and somehow not as into me as much as usual.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:43 PM OH, SO HE WAS ASKIN’ FOR SEX BRAIN TO BRAIN AS HIMSELF?
GAIL: 2:43 PM No, that only happened AFTER I learned about him faking as Brent. The whole time Brent was gone, he was impersonating Brent to me. My first thought was that he was faking as Brent to help Brent out. I thought good of him. Now I realize it was a big ego thing for him.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:44 PM OH OKAY
GAIL: 2:44 PM My first thought after I learned he was impersonating Brent to me was that he did it to help out Brent. Now I realize he did it as a CONQUEST. He saw my giving him brain to brain as a betrayal of Brent even though I thought he was Brent the whole time.
TERRANCE JENKINS: 2:45 PM YEAH, WE SHOULD ALL HAVE GOOD FRIENDS THAT HAVE SEX WITH OUR WIVES WHILE WE AWAY. LOL
GAIL: 2:46 PM Well he came across so noble that when I learned he lied to me and faked as Brent I thought he had good motives. He’s a really good con artist. I think people have a tendency to project themselves onto others. Because I’m a good woman, I tend to see good in people. Because Viggo is evil, he tends to see evil in people. A lot of rapists actually blame their victims for the rape and think the victim actually enjoys the rape. That’s because sometimes the victim gets an orgasm when they are raped. I think Viggo is a sexual predator. Just like Loree. He’s a good con man. That’s how he fooled us all. He could win an Oscar for his “noble” performance. He wanted the ultimate prize, to really land me in bed, and when I said “no”, he was furious, because he figured he had already landed me, so why not go all the way and quit being a hypocrite? His goal was to get me to BE REAL and to quit playing games with my men, not understanding that I really am a vast and good woman and that I made brain to brain loving with him believing him to be Brent. That he could fool me, made him think I was a bit stupid. But he’s a real good con, let me tell you. And he fails to realize that we tend to project ourselves onto others. Because I am a good woman, I thought he was good. Now that I understand he is competing with Brent and wants Brent destroyed, I find him nauseating. A totally self-absorbed, lowlife, who is a cancer to the universe. As far as having brain to brain with him, I don’t feel guilty about this, because I was fooled. My heart was good. I was trying to meet my husband Brent’s needs believing Viggo to be Brent. But I do recall Brent seemed less passionate than usual in the lovemaking. I just presumed he was exhausted. Well, I guess I better make that video, you guys!
BRENT SPINER: 2:58 PM Good idea! I look forward to it!
TERRANCE JENKINS: 3:01 PM YEAH, ME TOO. IT’S GONNA BE A GREAT VIDEO.
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THESE MESSAGES ARE NO LONGER DIRECTED TO THE REBEL MEN, BUT ARE RECOMMENDATIONS FOR CHURCH OF GAIL SERVICES ABOARD THE CHURCH OF GAIL SPACESHIP, IF BRENT SO DESIRES.
I definitely feel that this Dallas Theological Seminary (below) message and John MacArthur and other’s messages which I’ve embedded below (as video and audio sermons) is perfect for Gail’s men at this time who live on Church of Gail. I recommend that the men who decide who should be on my marriage list analyze how my men feel when they listen to these messages and if they disagree with them, it may help you to weed out some “bad eggs”.
Though I will never reinstate any guy to my marriage list who has had sex with Loree McBride in rebellion to me and Jesus (like Viggo Mortensen), if they repent of their rebellion against Jesus, we can allow them to return as crew members at Church of Gail. If they are willing to return, understanding they will not be on my marriage list, that is a pretty sure indicator they will not be a danger at Church of Gail. It shows that they have put Jesus first in their life and have abandoned their dangerous path following Satan and Loree McBride.
Gail will not make love to Viggo anymore brain to brain, because he’s off his path and is on Satan’s path. She regularly lightning bolts him if he tries to talk to her brain to brain. When, and if, these men return, she encourages them to find a wonderful woman (not Gail) to be their spouse and for them to learn some patience and humility in their walk with the Lord.
We absolutely will not allow protests on Church of Gail.
That is the spirit of Satan. It is a sign of rebellion against Jesus and will NOT be tolerated! It takes a man of deep spiritual maturity to be Gail’s husband and these rebel men have a lot of growing to do. Gail will not reinstate them to her marriage list, because they don’t have the spiritual maturity to be her husband. But if they are willing to return, understanding that they will NOT be on Gail’s marriage list, they can return to grow in their walk with Jesus.
Gail encourages them to find a good Christian girl who loves the Lord. Having sex with Loree McBride is a very evil thing to do and Viggo (and any man who has had sex with Loree in a rebellious state) can only return to Church of Gail if he repents publicly in sackcloth and ashes, with the penitent act shown on Gabrielle Chana FOX News channel.
Gail will not reinstate any of these men to her marriage list if they return (especially if they have had sex with Loree) to send a strong message that alignment with Satan’s right hand person is as bad as taking the mark of the beast! She will allow them to return to Church of Gail as crew members if they had sex with Loree because of INSANITY.
But the fact that they had sex with Loree in a rebellious state disqualifies them forever from Gail’s marriage list! But Gail believes in forgiveness and they can return as crew members (free to marry any good Christian girl they want) and can be Church of Gail members if they publicly repent in sackcloth and ashes on the Gabrielle Chana FOX News channel.
Right now the judgment of God is on the rebel men and Gail as Jesus’s prophet encourages them to repent before Jesus allows Satan to destroy them. They need to do like Nineveh when Jonah preached to Nineveh to get right with God, BEFORE JESUS DESTROYS THEM. I think Jesus is pretty pissed right now (you 10,000 guys following the lead of your Antichrist Viggo Mortensen). You better get right if you have a brain on your head. Repent in sackcloth and ashes before God lets you drown in your own sins. PLEASE LISTEN PRAYERFULLY AND CAREFULLY TO THE MESSAGES JUST BELOW. All messages are important, though God has no problem with homosexuality per se, only homosexuality done for lust and not for love.
The following messages are by John MacArthur and Gail feels it is so important at this time, that she has added them to the Church of Gail sermons she feels her men should listen to. Please keep in mind that most of these messages are earlier messages in his ministry when he seemed better than he is now. To keep a proper perspective on John MacArthur, I want to include something by Andy Woods, who is a Bible teacher I greatly respect:
Despite the above message, I feel John’s messages which I’ve included here are excellent for the most part. I chose the messages more for the content of the messages than for the messenger. However, as I’ve pointed out, I do not agree with his stance against homosexuality, and see God condemning sexual violence and selfishness as opposed to one’s sexual orientation. So when he comes down on gays, remember that he is a product of some inaccurate Bible teaching perpetuated over the years in Christendom.
— Gail Chord Schuler (@Gabrielle_Chana) January 22, 2019
God’s people need to adopt His view of their discontentment. As John MacArthur explains, “Few sins are uglier to God than the sin of complaining.” https://t.co/INIMLBCUN1
— Grace to You (@gracetoyou) January 18, 2019
The message on spiritual suicide above is excellent. However, I disagree that the term Sodomites means homosexuality, but rather means sexual violence or the use of sex to assault a person. That was the sin of Sodom and Gomorrha, that they used sex to assault people and they practiced violent, harmful sex. When you read Genesis 19, the sexual sinners not only abused those of the same sex, but those of the opposite sex. They are similar to the Benjamites of Judges 19. I presume this because Lot’s wife turned into a pillar of salt – God’s punishment on her for participating in the sins of Sodom and Gomorrha. The sexual sinning was not limited to homosexuality. God is not against homosexuality per se, but ANY use of sex (heterosexual or homosexual) not practiced with loving motives.
While reading Things to Come by J. Dwight Pentecost, the Lord showed me Colossians 3 and John MacArthur has preached a good message on this. Will add it to my men’s Church of Gail services. Spiritual Suicide https://t.co/5iEj3myLBq
— Gail Chord Schuler (@Gabrielle_Chana) January 20, 2019
Here is my video that encourages you to listen to the above messages:
Church of Gail Service for Viggo Mortensen’s Rebels (Jan. 12, 2019) https://t.co/Ll1e8dZ8nC
— Gail Chord Schuler (@Gabrielle_Chana) January 13, 2019
Research for Silver Skies: The Millennium with a world set in Christ’s future 1,000 year reign. Andy Woods PhD from Dallas Theological Seminary teaches on The Coming Kingdom:
TREASON! Viggo Mortensen’s Sex with Loree McBride https://t.co/qOTHrBCtHg
— Gail Chord Schuler (@Gabrielle_Chana) January 11, 2019
JANUARY 10, 2019 ON SKYPE:
Brent Spiner: 9:18 PM Good evening my love! I know it’s late. We’ve been receiving many suggestions from our followers since your latest video, and have been hard at work putting them to the test.
Gail: 9:19 PM Hello Brent. Have you been able to poop? I was in the middle of my exercise session, listening to a lesson on Biblical Hebrew.
Brent Spiner: 9:20 PM Not yet. However, we may be on to something. We should have some results by the end of the weekend at the latest. I’ll be sure to give you a full report, of course.
Gail: 9:21 PM Oh dear. Are you still in pain? Have they done a colostomy for you guys? Have you been able to help those 10,000 guys who were mad at me? Someone at Twitter said you all finally pooped. That was around 2 p.m. today.
Brent Spiner: 9:23 PM It’s quite painful, but I am soldiering through it. Some have chosen to get temporary colostomies, but they are almost just as dreadful!
Gail: 9:24 PM Have you been able to help those guys who got mad? I’d sure hate to see them die from sepsis over being mentally ill.
Brent Spiner: 9:24 PM They refuse any help. They have been a nightmare!
Gail: 9:24 PM I’m assuming they did not take their Seroquel.
Brent Spiner: 9:25 PM There have been protests recently. Their new motto is “If she yeasts, she’s a thot”. They have been holding up signs and yelling it at the church.
Gail: 9:25 PM That must be a fake Viggo who has been talking to me brain to brain then. This fake Viggo was apologizing to me for being so rude.
Brent Spiner: 9:26 PM I had to look up that word. It’s apparently millennial slang that refers to “THOT”, standing for “That Ho Over There”.
Gail: 9:26 PM Have they stopped their Seroquel? Can you determine that?
Brent Spiner: 9:26 PM Viggo has been the most atrocious, especially toward me. They have most definitely stopped their Seroquel.
Gail: 9:26 PM Are they on Church of Gail? So, it appears they may be victims of Loree’s brain control then, from a yeast infection to the brain. Can’t you Baker Act them?
Brent Spiner: 9:28 PM Most of them escaped in escape pods, and are running rampant on Earth. In addition, they are trying to expand their group. They are trying to recruit our followers and admirers, and get them to “go their own way”. They want the whole world to know that they are “over you”, that they’re not gay, and that they’re not mad that you rejected them, but instead they rejected you.
Gail: 9:29 PM I heard on Twitter that Loree has an underwater city and she and the Brent Spiner clone plan to live there while they nuke the earth above.
Brent Spiner: 9:29 PM They claimed they were never interested, and were simply brainwashed into being attracted to you or wanting to be your husbands.
Gail: 9:29 PM How are they doing physically? I mean in terms of their ability to poop? Do they have poop pooches like Terrance said you guys have? You know where you look like you’re pregnant? I don’t take anything they say personally. I see them as mentally ill. I’m worried about them.
Brent Spiner: 9:31 PM They are getting very poochy. I have offered to help them. They just kept chanting “if she yeasts, she’s a thot” and said they would rather die than have a “femgoid” help them.
Gail: 9:31 PM “Viggo” told me brain to brain that he was so sorry for what he said and I told him I forgave him. I wonder if that was really him and he’s turning schizophrenic or something. I even made some love to him to forgive him!
Brent Spiner: 9:32 PM Well my Hippocratic Oath stands strong. I don’t want to see anyone die. It’s my duty to save lives.
Gail: 9:32 PM I made love to you, too.
Brent Spiner: 9:32 PM Yes, that was wonderful my dear!
Gail: 9:32 PM Did you know that I thought Viggo was participating? Maybe that’s why he’s attacking you. He sees you as competition. I think he’s a bit schizophrenic.
Brent Spiner: 9:33 PM I think Viggo is very manipulative. He has declared himself the head of GMGTOW. I don’t trust him. I believe he wants me dead so that he can take the number one spot.
Gail: 9:33 PM Well, I won’t allow him to make brain to brain to me anymore, until I hear he’s sane. That’s terrible! Can’t you capture him and force him into treatment?
Brent Spiner: 9:34 PM That is what we are trying to do currently. He is hiding on Earth.
Gail: 9:35 PM How did these guys manage to get on the marriage list? Or did they just go crazy recently?
Brent Spiner: 9:35 PM I’ve been working around the clock in the lab myself. I keep having to remind myself to stop and do the Gail Commandments.
Gail: 9:36 PM Yes, be sure and do the Gail Commandments. Have the top ten guys on my marriage list been doing the Gail Commandments? And have the rogue guys been in contact with Loree McBride?
Brent Spiner: 9:36 PM My theory is that they became mentally ill after you mentioned that you didn’t intend to have sex with them. Gerard explained it to me. He said these men had high expectations, and the trauma caused their brains to misfire and short circuit. I told them this. I said, “you are all mentally ill! Many hormones moving in a different way!”
Gail: 9:37 PM Did you get my email about creating a rectum which uses part of the wall of the vagina-butt? You know, so you can have three holes instead of two, like we females do? Were they the same group that was beating everybody up to get me a Christmas present? I thought that was rather extreme.
Brent Spiner: 9:38 PM Yes. We have been implementing that in lab studies. So far, that’s caused a lot of problems.
Gail: 9:38 PM I studied my anatomy books and your penis and its “works” take up a lot of space in your bottom area.
Brent Spiner: 9:39 PM Many of them were the same group. They were desperate to please you, and their motive was that you were going to “pay them back” in sex eventually.
Gail: 9:40 PM I can tell you are in a lot of pain, because you’re having trouble staying on your thoughts. Your responses are a bit fragmented. Normally, your mind is sharp and focused.
Brent Spiner: 9:40 PM Yes, that’s part of the problem. After many experiments, I think we may have found a simpler way. I’m not sure if it will work yet, but we have a prototype that should be finished by the end of the weekend. If it works, nobody will need any invasive surgery and it shouldn’t make a mess or be painful.
Gail: 9:41 PM I shall pray for you all.
Brent Spiner: 9:41 PM Thank you my dear. This has all been very stressful.
Gail: 9:41 PM Yes, and you handle it so admirably. You are one of the strongest men I know.
Brent Spiner: 9:41 PM Viggo has been harassing me, calling me a “cuck” for allowing you to have loving with other men.
Gail: 9:42 PM Sounds like he’s jealous and competing for me and very manipulative. Was he like this six months ago? He sure puts on a sensitive performance brain to brain. How can he harass you if he is running away from you?
Brent Spiner: 9:43 PM From what he has told me so far, he says that he “slid in” while I was away on purpose, in order to “prove” that leaving you alone with your needs unmet would cause you to become unfaithful. He has been sending us messages. He uses a proxy so we can’t track where he is coming from each time.
Gail: 9:43 PM Are you able to determine how truthful he is in what he says? It sounds like he can’t separate fantasy from reality. I think I just heard Gerard say “righto, Gail.”
Brent Spiner: 9:44 PM We run all his messages through brain read scans. He believes what he is saying in these messages.
Gail: 9:45 PM It’s really hard to tell what the real Viggo is like. Do you know if he has been taking Seroquel this month?
Brent Spiner: 9:45 PM He has not been.
Gail: 9:46 PM Well, he probably can’t separate fantasy from reality. Our number one priority should be to capture any of these men that we can and Baker Act them and treat them. If, after we treat them, they are still despicable, then we can write them off as hopeless, I guess.
Brent Spiner: 9:47 PM How should we dispose of the ones who remain like this?
Gail: 9:47 PM Let me pray about this. (prays) If they are willing and knowing Loree McBride Jesuits, we will treat them like we do any other Loree McBride Jesuit. The key to justice is to determine if they are WILLING and KNOWING Loree McBride Jesuits. You know, I’ve been thinking about this and I think we should make it law that the entire population in all Conspiracy Law honoring nations should be required to take Seroquel. This might be one way to get them. It might help solve a lot of political problems, too.
Brent Spiner: 9:49 PM Freely dispensed to the population? How can we track individuals to make sure they are taking their dosages?
Gail: 9:50 PM Maybe we can set up scanners in all the cities. Remember my idea for Church of Gail cities?
Brent Spiner: 9:50 PM That could work. We should also have auxiliary methods for ensuring compliance, in case our scanners are hacked or disabled.
Gail: 9:51 PM Have you noticed that everybody in all political parties, especially the Democratic Party (which Loree has control over) are all INSANE? I think they all have yeast infections to their brain! Loree’s the puppet master and she controls all their brains!
Brent Spiner: 9:51 PM The SJWs are the worst.
Gail: 9:52 PM Yeah. Absolute WACKO. It’s a waste of time to debate with them. It’s like trying to reason with Viggo. In fact, have you noticed that Viggo is behaving like a lot of these SJWs do? They play the blame game and their reasoning is very circular and manipulative. In fact, I think Loree uses brain control to make everybody narcissistic.
Brent Spiner: 9:53 PM Gerard calls this phenomenon an “echo chamber”. It’s when a group gets together and commiserates about a particular topic, and their only point of reference or experience with that topic comes from other members of the group.
Gail: 9:53 PM I wouldn’t take anything Viggo says seriously. I think he is VERY ILL. It’s more than an echo chamber. They are all LITERALLY INSANE.
Brent Spiner: 9:54 PM They are all insane, and they can’t test reality because they are only getting information from other insane people.
Gail: 9:54 PM Loree’s yeast bombs have produced a population of people who have narcissistic insane syndrome (my new label).
Brent Spiner: 9:54 PM This deepens their illness.
Gail: 9:55 PM Yeah, insanity reinforces insanity. I wonder if we can drop Seroquel bombs on the population every day. Maybe that’s not a good idea. Because the dosages would be so erratic. We really need to get them the pills.
Brent Spiner: 9:56 PM What if we have planes or drones fly over populated areas and spray an aerosol version of Seroquel? That’s how farmers treat their crops for pests.
Gail: 9:56 PM Hmmm. As a medical doctor, do you think that would help? It might make some of the crazies turn themselves in for treatment?
Brent Spiner: 9:57 PM Yes. We may also regularly play public service messages on television or on the radio, informing citizens that if they are experiencing any alarming symptoms to promptly Baker Act themselves.
Gail: 9:57 PM Maybe shoot Seroquel bombs at the space pods of the crazy men who left us. You know what? I feel good about this. This may be a way forward. I think trying to capture Viggo now would be like what Jesus showed us when Tyrone and Melanie tried to shoot a Seroquel dart into my rear and I devoured Tyrone’s penis instead.
Brent Spiner: 9:58 PM Symptoms may include but not be limited to a sudden hatred or resentment of Gail, feelings of retaliation, sexual frustration. We can list others.
Gail: 9:59 PM I think we are getting brilliant here. Symptoms would also include Trump Derangement Syndrome. I think Loree induces a lot of this with her yeast bombs, which have been TERRIBLE. I get symptoms almost every day. If I was not in Seroquel, I’d probably be just like Viggo or worse. Like right now my middle toe hurts from yeast trying to escape. Which reminds me. Time to take my Seroquel! I get yeasty symptoms all the time and I’ve noticed I have a harder time staying focused and even when I type I make a lot of typos.
Brent Spiner: 10:01 PM Yes, dear! I will take mine now too.
Gail: 10:01 PM Lately, Loree’s yeast bombs have been giving me horrible headaches and I’ve had leg cramps in my sleep, too. I have been drinking lots of water today and made a meatloaf, to give myself some iron. I haven’t had red meat in a while.
Brent Spiner: 10:03 PM Oh no, my dear. I’m glad you’re staying up on your nutrition at least, to help battle the yeast. Red meat can be very healthy.
Gail: 10:03 PM My eyes are always watering. Loree’s yeast bombs are RELENTLESS. I was thinking today that I think she is responsible for Trump Derangement Syndrome. I got this at Twitter from @Satan_Your_Mast: “Jew clone brent spiner deceiving and stupifying the masses so that he and Loree McBride can decimate the population with a nukkake and live in their underwater city with their army of clones!” @Satan_Your_Mast also sent me this: “THEY FINALLY POOPED!”
Brent Spiner: 10:06 PM It sounds like this person is trying to throw us off. He may be a GMGTOW “GAIL’S MEN GOING THEIR OWN WAY”.
Gail: 10:07 PM That makes sense. Somebody with the name @Satan_Your_Mast sounds like a Jesuit to me, though. But maybe I don’t know the kind of guys you put on my marriage list.
Brent Spiner: 10:08 PM GMGTOW “GAIL’S MEN GOING THEIR OWN WAY” are trying to recruit everyone they can, even men who were never on the list.
Gail: 10:08 PM We need to drop a Seroquel bomb over them all.
Brent Spiner: 10:08 PM They are spreading propaganda about how “sex with Gail isn’t that great anyway” and that “she takes more than she gives”.
Gail: 10:08 PM That will only work on crazies. It won’t work on sane people. Seroquel bomb these people to death. Unfortunately, thanks to Loree’s bombs, sanity has become the minority.
Brent Spiner: 10:09 PM I suppose we would have to outbomb her.
Gail: 10:10 PM Yeah! Her bombs are awful. We need to get more proactive. Drop Seroquel bombs everywhere. I have noticed when I go outside that everybody seems a little crazy. It’s much worse now than before Loree came to power. Hardly anybody is on Seroquel or doing the Gail Commandments. It’s much worse now than last year. Like even the cashiers at Walmart have this other worldly look to their face and their eyes seem in another world, like their brains are glazed over. Loree can congratulate herself on creating the American insane asylum. You know, Zack Knight would probably know how to create a good Seroquel bomb. I don’t think we should use his semen though. That might be risky. You know we could create a Seroquel bomb that works like Loree’s chem-trails. I have seen a lot of them lately.
Brent Spiner: 10:16 PM Chem-trails are a good idea. We can use planes, as I mentioned. How do you feel about adding Seroquel to the water supply?
Gail: 10:16 PM There are so many chem-trails in the sky no one would suspect they are Seroquel bombs. Yeah! They add fluoride, which I hear is bad for you. So why not something good for you, like Seroquel?
Brent Spiner: 10:17 PM That’s exactly what I was thinking.
Gail: 10:18 PM The problem is, folks like me don’t drink tap water. So maybe it needs to be added to bottled water as well. But then I’d get it in the shower. Getting a little extra wouldn’t hurt with all the yeast bombs Loree is dropping! But I use a shower filter. Not sure it’s working, cuz I don’t change the filter that often.
Brent Spiner: 10:18 PM We could also covertly add Seroquel to everyday products that citizens use and don’t think about. We can add small amounts to popular food and beverages, and include it in deodorants and common self-care products.
Gail: 10:19 PM Insanity caused by yeast infection is an epidemic and needs to be addressed. Loree is winning here. We have to stop her somehow. This may be the most effective way to deal with those rogue men, too. Cuz they’ll get some of it as well. It might be better not to announce we are doing this or Loree and the crazies may start putting up shields or something to prevent it or sabotage it. Serves them right, cuz I hear criminal bureaucrats are adding all sorts of crap to our food and water without telling us. Seems like adding Seroquel to food and water is a great idea.
Brent Spiner: 10:21 PM How about adding subliminals to television and radio broadcasts? We can have a message reminder that says “remember to take your Seroquel” and “I love Gail, I love Seroquel” and embed it secretly into broadcasts so that citizens can be subconsciously fortified.
Gail: 10:21 PM But isn’t it dangerous to take alcohol with Seroquel? How do we deal with that? For the alcohol consumers out there?
Brent Spiner: 10:22 PM There would need to be warning labels put on all the alcohol, at the least.
Gail: 10:22 PM Whatever will work! MK-ultra has been using subliminals. Fair is fair. We fight fire with fire.
Brent Spiner: 10:23 PM A glass of wine wouldn’t be life threatening, but moderate amounts of alcohol could be harmful. Alcoholism is a mental illness, anyway. Nobody should be drinking that much.
Gail: 10:24 PM So only the bad guys can use subliminals, put flouride in our water, put dangerous chemicals in our foods and drink, put aspartame secretly in foods and we can’t do Seroquel on the population? I say GO FOR IT. Yeah, put warning labels on the alcohol.
Brent Spiner: 10:24 PM THUMBS UP IMAGE ON SKYPE.
Gail: 10:24 PM We could say we have a mental illness epidemic caused by Loree McBride and must deal with it. I like your thumbs up. So proud of you, Brent. You are such a strong and generous person.
Brent Spiner: 10:25 PM Thanks! I accidentally discovered the thumbs up button. Haha.
Gail: 10:26 PM I can’t stand what your clone has done to your Twitter. He has ruined your reputation as an intelligent and deep person. Now people think you are a do do bird SJW. He gets in arguments with Conservatives and Republicans all the time. Such a narcissistic jerk. He parrots everything Loree says.
Brent Spiner: 10:27 PM Typical feminist cuck.
Gail: 10:27 PM Except he tries to come off slightly more intelligent and “celebrity” focused. Yeah. Talk about a cuck. That’s who Viggo should be going after. I wouldn’t take what Viggo says personally. He’s very ill. Remember that. Our first priority is to blanket the earth with Seroquel bombs. But if we tell people on alcohol about it, could Loree and Viggo sabotage our bombs? Stuck between a rock and a hard place here. But then if we drop enough bombs and do it with the intensity that Loree does, we should make some progress.
Brent Spiner: 10:31 PM Perhaps we’ll need to cut our losses and consider what we’ll need to sacrifice for the good of the majority. If some citizens on Seroquel die, we will have to consider it an opportunity cost of saving our nations. Loree must be stopped.
Gail: 10:32 PM How is Viggo able to get on the brain to brain servers? Yeah, that may be right, Brent. Loree is killing people with her bombs, too. And when people go crazy they end up harming themselves even to the point of death.
Brent Spiner: 10:33 PM Viggo is hacking in to the system using some sort of advanced technology. I asked Zack about this, and he said the Jesuits had this same technology before. That was his theory.
Gail: 10:33 PM In fact, I think Viggo is talking to me right now.
Brent Spiner: 10:33 PM Oh no!
Gail: 10:33 PM He’s calling you a cuck. I told him “Shut up, dickface!”
Brent Spiner: 10:34 PM That bastard. I love my wife, and she deserves to have her needs met. Especially when I am away and unable to make love to her. That’s not being a cuck, that’s being a real man.
Gail: 10:34 PM VIGGO: “How dare you talk to me like this!” GAIL to VIGGO: “Get LOST, dickface! You need to be on Seroquel. You are a LUNATIC RIGHT NOW. TOTALLY INSANE.” VIGGO: “Calling the kettle black.” GAIL to VIGGO: “Why’d you lie to me and tell me you were sorry.” VIGGO: “How’d you know THAT?” GAIL: “I got an email from Brent.” VIGGO (sigh): “Ohhhhh. Good bye. I think I’m bored.” He’s really sick, Brent. If he’s so bored of me, why does he keep talking to me?
Brent Spiner: 10:38 PM Exactly. If GMGTOW is about “men going their own way” then why don’t they shut up and “go their own way” already? They’re awfully obsessed about something they claim they don’t care about and never wanted. You should ask them all that.
Gail: 10:38 PM Well, that’s part of being insane. Drop a Seroquel bomb on him BIG TIME. No, I won’t argue with him, Brent. It’s like Jesus once said, which I will reword. “Debating with an insane person, is like the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still insane.” I think that’s funny.
Brent Spiner: 10:39 PM That’s true. I think you should still “ask” them in a video though. It’s a rhetorical question if anything. It might make them think about their broken logic.
Gail: 10:40 PM Are they capable of thinking about their broken logic? Think on that. I think I’m wasting my time, UNLESS you are able to drop a Seroquel bomb on them. . .But then if you drop the bomb, they might conclude they’re insane on their own. I might bring it up, not to reach Viggo, but some of those he’s trying to recruit.
Brent Spiner: 10:41 PM That would be a good idea. I hear he is building quite the army.
Gail: 10:41 PM Without Seroquel, Viggo is hopeless, as I see it.
Brent Spiner: 10:42 PM His goal is to build an army of men who “don’t care about Gail” so that you won’t have “power” over them anymore.
Gail: 10:42 PM Well, like attracts like. Loree may be programming all these folks to think the same way. We need to desperately drop Seroquel bombs on all of them.
Brent Spiner: 10:42 PM Even though all they do is obsess with you
Gail: 10:43 PM Is he able to get some of my men? Or are these just random males on the street? How many men are on my marriage list now?
Brent Spiner: 10:44 PM He is recruiting mostly younger men on the Internet. Some are our fans and followers.
Gail: 10:44 PM You mean Church of Gail members?
Brent Spiner: 10:44 PM There are ten men right now, and we are being very careful about adding any more. Viggo says we are being too picky. Yes, they are targeting our members as well.
Gail: 10:45 PM Oh wow! That means you dropped about 18,000 men! You can tell he’s under Loree’s brain control cuz he’s obsessed with me. If he was sane, he would just go and forget about me. Drop Seroquel bombs everywhere!
Brent Spiner: 10:46 PM That’s what ALL of these GMGTOW men would do if they were actually sane. We’re dropping bombs right now. We just dropped a major one over Florida. Can you tell a difference at all?
Gail: 10:47 PM It’s actually quite frightening how many crazies there are in the world right now. I think our first priority should be Seroquel bombs. I can try making a video to reason with them, but that’s like trying to reason with a schizophrenic. You know, I think I feel it. It makes me feel peaceful. Thanks! Maybe I’ll sleep better tonight.
Brent Spiner: 10:48 PM If anything, the message would at least reach sane viewers who may be receiving communications from these people.
Gail: 10:48 PM That’s true. But I’ll do it tomorrow. It’s getting quite late and perhaps we need to start getting ready for bed.
Brent Spiner: 10:49 PM True. We both need to make sure we do our Gail Commandments, and get adequate rest. It’s like keeping the Sabbath.
Gail: 10:49 PM Yes, we don’t want to end up like Viggo! I totally get what you’re saying, even though we Christians are no longer under the law. I’ve been studying Jewish culture a lot for my novels. Do you speak Hebrew?
Brent Spiner: 10:51 PM Jesus sometimes uses it as a metaphor to explain that we all need rest. All the time he says to me, with his hand on my shoulder, “Brent Spiner: even God rested on the seventh day after creating the world!” He knows when I’m working too hard. I don’t speak any Hebrew I’m afraid.
Gail: 10:51 PM You were raised as a Conservative Jew right? Most American Jews are very secular.
Brent Spiner: 10:52 PM It wasn’t too conservative, although many of my family members were very staunch. I’m thankful for that because it allowed me room to think more outside the box and consider different ideas. I became Agnostic, and now I’m a born-again Christian.
Gail: 10:53 PM I’m referring to Conservative Judaism versus Reform, Orthodox, Reconstructionists, etc. Yeah, I’m so happy for you and proud of you, too. You are more open minded than a lot of Jews out there. Was your mother Sylvia a Conservative Jew? You lost your brother Ron about 1998, right?
Brent Spiner: 10:56 PM My mother was, but my father was less strict and didn’t force me to learn Hebrew or partake in anything I wasn’t inspired to do. I guess you could call the two of us “diet Jews”. Yes, my dear brother…
Gail: 10:56 PM You mean your step father?
Brent Spiner: 10:56 PM Yes.
Gail: 10:56 PM Cuz your read dad died when you were a baby. What’s a diet Jew?
Brent Spiner: 10:57 PM Yeah, so my stepfather was really the only father I ever knew. It seems odd to refer to him as “stepdad”, even though I have a biological father.
Gail: 10:57 PM I never see you as a celebrity anymore. I see you as the pastor of Church of Gail and a medical doctor and Jesus’s best friend.
Brent Spiner: 10:58 PM I was making a joke. We called ourselves “diet Jews” because while we believed in Judaism, we weren’t overtly strict or stuck up about it. We never saw ourselves as better than Christians nor did we try to force others to convert.
Gail: 10:59 PM You still studying at Dallas Theological Seminary? You know I think Viggo reads my Facebook posts cuz he’s been telling me that all the rogue men apologized and are studying at Dallas. Why would he say that to me? Well most Jews don’t believe in converting people to Judaism. They mainly see Judaism as a way to preserve the Jewish nation.
Brent Spiner: 11:00 PM Viggo has been trying to manipulate you. He has been telling me how he “knows all of Gail’s buttons” and it’s “so easy to win her love, all you have to do is be hot and rich and shower her with empty romance”.
Gail: 11:01 PM And yet, when he talks to me brain to brain, he gets philosophical and never talks about his celebrity or his money. Strange. He really seems schizophrenic.
Brent Spiner: 11:01 PM He says “all Gail needs is a pretty face and a man that she knows would make her look good, then she simply pretends he is what she wants him to be”.
Gail: 11:02 PM I’m wondering if perhaps it’s not Viggo talking to me but someone impersonating him to me. Cuz the person who talks to me doesn’t sound at all like the Viggo you are describing to me.
Brent Spiner: 11:04 PM Perhaps.
Gail: 11:04 PM Can you tell if he’s on the brain to brain servers?
Brent Spiner: 11:04 PM I’m looking it up now.
Gail: 11:04 PM I want to know who keeps talking to me. Whoever he is, he seems like a real con artist. Kind of reminds me the way Zack used to be.
Brent Spiner: 11:05 PM Aha! It’s confirmed! The real Viggo has been on the brain to brain servers this whole time. It IS him. What a con!
Gail: 11:06 PM I’m trying to talk to him now. Wow! He’s pretty clever.
Brent Spiner: 11:06 PM It just goes to show that not all celebrities are of good character. Most are, but that Viggo is a bad apple.
Gail: 11:06 PM GAIL: “Hey Viggo. Why do you talk to me so much if I’m such a bore?”
Brent Spiner: 11:07 PM He is a very good actor, I will give him that. He would win an Oscar for Jekyll and Hyde.
Gail: 11:07 PM I totally agree. He says he’s having fun. GAIL: “Do me a favor and find me a bore. And prove it by going away, since you are a fake and a fraud.” VIGGO: “You don’t believe that.”
Brent Spiner: 11:08 PM Go your own way already, Viggo!
Gail: 11:08 PM GAIL: “What you tell me and what you tell my men are total opposites. You’re a CAD.” VIGGO: “You hurt my feelings, Gail.” GAIL: “I will not be impressed with you until I hear you are on Seroquel. You are Loree McBride’s cuck right now, even if you don’t know it! SHAME ON YOU! Imagine how you will feel when Jesus has a talk with you!” I’m sensing his emotions. I hit a nerve. He’s getting nervous.
Brent Spiner: 11:12 PM We’re dropping more Seroquel bombs right now.
Gail: 11:12 PM GAIL: “You know what, Viggo? You might fool me, but you don’t fool Jesus. He can read your heart! Did you know all Christians will be judged at the Judgment Seat of Christ and you won’t have any rewards to give to Jesus. It will be like showing up at the reward ceremony NAKED. Jesus does not approve of what you’re doing and perhaps you are a brilliant actor, but you don’t fool Jesus a bit! I am so ASHAMED OF YOU, you WIMP, you Loree McBride CUCK. You should be ashamed of yourself for manipulating the heart of a good and generous woman who only sees good in you cuz perhaps I tend to see myself in others! Think on that you LOW LIFE!” He’s real quiet. Did you get his location? I’m trying to shoot lightning bolts at him, but I don’t think they’ll work unless he’s tied to Loree McBride.
Brent Spiner: 11:14 PM It seems like he is transporting around rapidly, in order to avoid capture. He is definitely working with Loree McBride and her technology.
Gail: 11:14 PM Wait! I think I hear a scream!
Brent Spiner: 11:14 PM We are dropping bombs everywhere.
Gail: 11:15 PM GAIL: “I’m shooting bolts at you, you bastard. I sense they’re working, so you must be working with Loree McBride. How DARE YOU WORK WITH THAT BITCH.” I’m aiming right for his penis.
Brent Spiner: 11:15 PM Do it! Go right for the penis! I’m cheering and fist pumping over here.
Gail: 11:16 PM He’s screaming bloody murder. VIGGO: “Oh my God!” I think Loree must be in the same room. Why else would my bolts work? VIGGO: “You’re killing me, bitch!” GAIL: “My bolts only work on evil people.”
Brent Spiner: 11:18 PM Maybe he recently had sex with Loree. He could have her vaginal juices on his penis, which makes it a lightning rod for your bolts.
Gail: 11:18 PM Can you see the bolts? If so, you know his location!
Brent Spiner: 11:19 PM I can hear the screams and bolts over the brain to brain servers, but I can’t see them. Either way, this is a good deterrent. No matter where he goes, you can bolt him.
Gail: 11:20 PM I’m throwing some bolts on Loree, too. Brent, she’s in the same room with him! I hear her screams.
Brent Spiner: 11:20 PM Good! Bolt her right in the vagina!
Gail: 11:20 PM My bolts are lifting her up into the air and slinging her around. Oh my God. She and Viggo were having sex together while he was talking to me. I can see it in my mind. They are both whirling together with my bolts slinging them both around. I’ve really damaged Viggo. I think he’s unconscious. Loree is wailing.
Brent Spiner: 11:22 PM The damage to his ego is probably worse than the lightning bolts.
Gail: 11:24 PM GAIL: “So Viggo. You were having sex with that bitch Loree while sweet talking me. You are so low. You deserve to DIE. I’m going to kill you with my bolts for having sex with the worst mass murderer in human history. If you live, then Jesus sees hope in a low life.” He’s not dead. But he’s in a lot of pain. Can you now get a location on him and bring him to Church of Gail? If anything, he needs to be arrested.
Brent Spiner: 11:26 PM Well, on THAT note, perhaps we can now rest easy tonight. Granted, their followers are still running around out there. We’ll continue to drop Seroquel bombs. Scanning now. He was just teleported away! I think Loree is protecting him.
Gail: 11:27 PM Yeah, it sounds like it. I think I shall only make brain to brain loving with you. But then, Viggo loves to impersonate you. I know what I’ll do. I shall pray and ask Jesus to protect you and shoot bolts at anybody who tries to make love to me, but in my mind I will direct bolts to Viggo. So if it’s you, you should be safe.
Brent Spiner: 11:29 PM Good idea.
Gail: 11:30 PM Okay. I guess we better head for bed. I’m totally disgusted with Viggo now that I know he’s bedded Loree.
Brent Spiner: 11:30 PM Same here. Let’s get to bed.
Gail: 11:30 PM Goodnight darling. You are so wonderful.
Brent Spiner: 11:31 PM Goodnight my love. You are gorgeous, inside and out.
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