Satan Makes Gail His Antichrist (WITHOUT Gail’s Permission)
Goddess of Free and True Love
Here is what Gail wrote to her men at Skype regarding her new powers. After this, you can read the Discord conversation and what happened and how Gail reacted to the news that she is Satan’s Antichrist, whether she likes it or not.
Skype on Aug. 3, 2024 to Gail’s men:
5:43 AM
Brent has full power, equal to mine and can act on his own, without waiting for my instructions. This is because he has access to quick and accurate intelligence that I do not. I want him to try as much as possible to conduct just warfare. Our number one priority is to eliminate the threat to earth from the automatons, all else takes second priority. We cannot be sidetracked with side issues, but must try to conduct just warfare in order to maintain morale.
5:49 AM
We work as a team. If Brent or I is making a bad decision, Zack or Rule 13 should let us know. All decisions should be made after doing a full investigation to discern the truth and have all accurate facts on hand, so we can make the best decisions.
I think another top priority may be to protect the human population from poisoning. Use the Gail Restaurants to ensure people get my food which will heal them from their ailments. Flood my cooking to all my supporters to help heal them from their ailments.
As much as I dislike a lot of what Satan stands for, he’s better for earth than Sun Tzu, who is the ultimate intolerant bigot.
My sleep was attacked last night. See if you can help me sleep better.
6:08 AM
It is still death penalty to give out the COVID shot. How do we win a war if we’re all retarded? Anyone who willingly and knowingly assists in giving out the COVID shot or any harmful injection is executed.
6:14 AM
Before you execute for the COVID shot make sure to serve all the population with legal notices informing them that it is death penalty to give out harmful injections that cause retardation among other things. Give them a warning first.
Then, if after the warning, they disobey, they go.
Scan first to determine motives. Do NOT kill for fun. I actually hate war and bloodshed.
If someone has a good heart and good motives, try to spare them.
And, for God’s sake, do NOT kill anyone who loves me and supports me.
SCAN FIRST, then execute. Determine motives. Try to conduct just warfare.
Warn the news media that it is death penalty to spread fake news about deadly medicine and medical treatments and that those who willingly and knowingly spread fake news about deadly medical practices, especially deadly ones, like the COVID shot, are guilty of indirect murder, using lies and deception to murder, and must go.
Before you take out the news media though, create a pamphlet to educate them about WHAT is deadly medicine, so that they know what NOT to report on. Give them some time to digest the information first, before we take anyone out.
Make sure they read or hear the information in the pamphlet first before taking anyone out.
All automatons are worthy of death, assuming the intelligence I got is accurate that they all side with Sun Tzu.
Rape is NOT tolerated unless it is CONSENSUAL. I am AGAINST rape.
Remember in conducting warfare that if we destroy our planet, so that it is unlivable, the automatons win. Try to protect the environment and keep our earth beautiful as much as possible. Don’t shoot your brains to hell to conduct warfare.
War is NOT fun. We do not kill for fun. We do this because we need to survive as a human species. Just throwing bombs all over the place for fun is INSANITY. Conduct JUST and SANE WARFARE.
6:38 AM
If someone is retarded, they are not a willing and knowing violator. Treat them like someone who has a mental disability, and not like a criminal.
Our number one priority is to save the humans and take out the automatons. Do NOT get sidetracked with lesser issues, especially if it involves killing. Killing innocents is immoral (according to my morals) and should be avoided as much as possible.
Any Jesuit who does willing and knowing pranks that encourage or leads to mass murder, will be executed for the prank. I do NOT like a flippant attitude about murder.
Make sure that all in our military are NOT retarded. We can’t win a war, if we’re using retards.
Try to rehabilitate the retards, using shots to cure retardation. LITERALLY, give the retards a PAID VACATION. This is NOT a euphemism. Do NOT execute someone who is disabled. Be KIND and try to treat others, how you would want to be treated.
Satan may want to fire me as his Antichrist. LOL
Discord Aug. 2, 2024
Rule13 — Today at 5:59 PM
I loved the podcast!! Wow!
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:00 PM
Oh, you mean my appearance on Too Hard For The Radio?
Rule13 — Today at 6:00 PM
Yep! What is dinner tonight?
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:04 PM
Red beans and rice with Kombu. My own recipe.
Rule13 — Today at 6:05 PM
Good idea! That’s great! (edited) Those brilliant ideas are always dangerous. Your dream weight is 128lb right?
Bradamantium skeleton — Today at 6:10 PM
Red beans and rice sounds delicious. Its a little late for me to make it but i think ill soak some beans for tomorrow
Rule13 — Today at 6:12 PM
Wow this is delicious!!
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:13 PM
So how are things in the world right now?
Rule13 — Today at 6:13 PM
Hmm. Nothing interesting right now.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:14 PM
That’s good, actually. We like peace and quiet. Is Brent next to me?
Rule13 — Today at 6:14 PM
I see him.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:14 PM
Is he in a good mood?
Rule13 — Today at 6:15 PM
He seems happy. Yeah, we never know what may happen each day. I’m sharing some with Zacku now!
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:15 PM
That’s true. How’s Zacku?
Rule13 — Today at 6:16 PM
Enjoying the dinner you made.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:16 PM
How is the Gail restaurant doing?
Rule13 — Today at 6:16 PM
It’s got 5 star ratings.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:16 PM
From who?
Rule13 — Today at 6:16 PM
Basically everywhere!
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:16 PM
Everybody loves my cooking.
Rule13 — Today at 6:16 PM
People are flying to the US on vacation just to go there.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:17 PM
That’s incredible. I love to cook. It kinda relaxes me.
Rule13 — Today at 6:17 PM
Most Asians enjoy cooking and homecooked food.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:18 PM
Did you try the pasta primavera I made earlier?
Rule13 — Today at 6:18 PM
Yeah! I love it.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:18 PM
I think you’re right. My mother was a big time cook. It appears my dental plan is now recognizing that my dentist is an authorized provider. Hopefully, I won’t have to pay much out of pocket for the bridge. Bridges are expensive.
Rule13 — Today at 6:21 PM
Hooray!! I was hoping.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:21 PM
You must have done a good job dealing with the Jesuits there.
Rule13 — Today at 6:22 PM
Yeah! We slaughtered them just like you said! War is war!
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:22 PM
Kill Jesuits and automatons, no innocent civilians.
Rule13 — Today at 6:22 PM
Well sometimes we have to crack a few eggs right Gail Chan?
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:22 PM
Crack a few eggs?
Rule13 — Today at 6:23 PM
It means, sometimes some innocents need to die to get to the bad guys.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:23 PM
Unfortunately, that is a problem with war. I actually hate war. But we are in a war.
Rule13 — Today at 6:23 PM
Like the security team at Wellcare had to all go.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:23 PM
Oh, I see what you’re saying. Why? What were they doing?
Rule13 — Today at 6:23 PM
They would not let us into the building with flamethrowers and machine guns. So, they were obstructing justice.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:24 PM
I see. Well, did they know why you needed to get in there?
Rule13 — Today at 6:24 PM
Also, some of the insurance people were not Jesuits or automatons, but still denied the dental coverage. So we killed them for you. They said they did not care about the reason, that they could not allow us to kill anyone.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:25 PM
Okay. Clear it all with Brent. If Jesus can trust his judgment, then so can I.
Rule13 — Today at 6:25 PM
So we killed them.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:25 PM
Are we getting any automatons?
Rule13 — Today at 6:25 PM
Yeah, some of them! There are so many now. We sure made a lot. They could take over the planet working together.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:26 PM
It looks like they made Sun Tzu their leader and we know he’s no good right now.
Rule13 — Today at 6:26 PM
Yep, for sure. We will have to kill anyone who thinks he is reasonable, Jesuit or not.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:26 PM
How are people getting their medical needs met?
Rule13 — Today at 6:27 PM
They have no choice but to see automaton doctors. It will take years for new humans to graduate.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:27 PM
We can’t take those doctors out?
Rule13 — Today at 6:27 PM
Well, we would not have doctors at all then.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:27 PM
I’m talking about the automaton doctors.
Rule13 — Today at 6:27 PM
Should we kill them?
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:27 PM
Are those automaton doctors being evil?
Rule13 — Today at 6:28 PM
They support Sun Tzu. Should we also kill anyone working for them in medical?
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:28 PM
What does Brent think? He’s a doctor after all.
Rule13 — Today at 6:28 PM
Brent say, it would devastate our healthcare system. But he will kill anyone you say. War can be so tricky.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:29 PM
What do you mean that they support Sun Tzu?
Rule13 — Today at 6:29 PM
Of course.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:30 PM
What are they doing now to support Sun Tzu?
Rule13 — Today at 6:30 PM
They are among his army reserves basically. They will fight for him when summoned or commanded.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:30 PM
Has Sun Tzu made any attacks on us?
Rule13 — Today at 6:30 PM
I am not sure. He must be planning.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:31 PM
Earlier today the rain storm made me very dizzy. But I’m okay now.
Rule13 — Today at 6:31 PM
Hmm, could he be controlling the weather? He has access to HAARP. The weather machine.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:31 PM
Can Brent set up like a one year medical assistant program, that would be a crash course in medicine for humans?
Rule13 — Today at 6:31 PM
Yeah! Maybe being a doctor can be condensed from 8 years into 1. But they also have to do residency. So 6 months of school and 6 months of residency?
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:32 PM
Maybe doctors could train like they did in the 19th century. They started clinical at the same time they were reading the books. And basically trained over the years, but after about a year or less they were able to help a lot in clinics.
Rule13 — Today at 6:33 PM
We can do that! Brent says he will follow your lead on these ideas.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:35 PM
Perhaps Brent should get together with the top medical schools and redesign their curriculum. He’s so knowledgeable about the latest in medicine, he could offer valuable input. Perhaps get together with medical educators and create a crash course cirriculum. The best way to learn is by doing. Throw them into the clinics and have them read the text at the same time. Lots of clinical from the very beginning, would be my suggestion. How many human doctors do we have? In the world?
Rule13 — Today at 6:37 PM
Hmm. Like Indian doctors? Chinese doctors tried stealing penises last time!
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:38 PM
Brent don’t you have any ideas?
Rule13 — Today at 6:39 PM
He says it takes time to become as advanced as the automaton ones are, especially now. It is a tough puzzle.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:39 PM
What’s the average IQ of the automaton doctors?
Rule13 — Today at 6:39 PM
At least 1 million.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:40 PM
None of the gods have come back? Like Sekhmet?
Rule13 — Today at 6:40 PM
They also have tools, like fingers that can turn into scalpels and stuff. And some can create x-rays that fire radiation at people.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:40 PM
These automatons fire radiation at people?
Rule13 — Today at 6:40 PM
Yeah, the radiologist ones.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:41 PM
What does that mean?
Rule13 — Today at 6:41 PM
X-rays use radiation. Other medical procedures too. No, but they could potentially.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:41 PM
So they’re not hurting people.
Rule13 — Today at 6:41 PM
The radiologists and surgeons are scary! Some can shock you with defibrillator hands!!
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:41 PM
How many automaton doctors are there?
Bradamantium skeleton — Today at 6:42 PM
Millions irrc
Rule13 — Today at 6:42 PM
Many millions. They replaced them all in the US.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:42 PM
Are all the nurse practitioners also automatons?
Rule13 — Today at 6:42 PM
Yes, because they also died in the covid shot bombings. We lost all medical personnel, so medics and stuff.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:42 PM
What about the dentists?
Rule13 — Today at 6:42 PM
No dentists.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:43 PM
Which health care providers are human?
Rule13 — Today at 6:43 PM
No! Pharmacists were giving the shots, so they got bombed.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:43 PM
You mean the pharmacist I see at my pharmacy is an automaton?
Rule13 — Today at 6:43 PM
Yep.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:43 PM
And they haven’t harmed me yet.
Rule13 — Today at 6:44 PM
Nope. They just support Sun Tzu.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:44 PM
I guess they’re waiting on Sun Tzu to make the move.
Rule13 — Today at 6:44 PM
Hmm. Brazilian butt lift surgeons didn’t get killed. So there is that.
Bradamantium skeleton — Today at 6:45 PM
Thank god
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:45 PM
Could we replace the automatons with foreign doctors?
Rule13 — Today at 6:45 PM
Yeah, we could probably get some. Do we need to screen them?
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:46 PM
Did we bomb the doctors at the medical schools?
Rule13 — Today at 6:46 PM
Yeah, those died too.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:46 PM
Basically, no American doctors? Is my doctor friend David Castellone still alive?
Rule13 — Today at 6:46 PM
Yep, only the ones that can do Brazilian butt lifts survived. No, he was on Church of Gail visiting. He is okay!
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:47 PM
How many American human doctors are still alive?
Rule13 — Today at 6:47 PM
Hmm. Less than a handful I think.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:47 PM
Like less than ten?
Rule13 — Today at 6:47 PM
Yeah, pretty much.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:50 PM
Let me give you a list of countries that might loan some doctors and health care workers to us: Germany, France, U.K., Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Poland, Israel, Belgium, Netherlands, Spain, Portugal, basically Europe, Asian contries, Australiia, New Zealand, Middle Eastern countries, India, Pakistan, etc. Maybe do a scan to see which doctors in these other countries support me.
Rule13 — Today at 6:51 PM
If they are bad, do we kill them?
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:51 PM
Define bad.
Rule13 — Today at 6:51 PM
Jerks or assholes, or in support of covid shots, or agree with Sun Tzu.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:52 PM
Yeah, that would be indirectly willingly and knowingly supporting our enemies.
Rule13 — Today at 6:52 PM
Okay! With pleasure.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:52 PM
Under Conspiracy Law, if someone willingly and knowingly (directly or indirectly) supports the enemy, they go.
Rule13 — Today at 6:53 PM
Well, what about the ones who are just bad, and don’t get it? Like, some are not willing and knowing assholes, but won’t realize this or change.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:54 PM
If they’re like that, just don’t use them. I guess as long as they are not actively opposing us. If they are actively opposing us, they have to go.
Bradamantium skeleton — Today at 6:54 PM
what if the indian doctors try to use poop to cure us
Rule13 — Today at 6:54 PM
But what if they oppose us and don’t know it, but also don’t care, and cannot be reasoned with?
Bradamantium skeleton — Today at 6:54 PM
i remember one woman died from being covered in poop for medical treatment
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:54 PM
We don’t use any doctors like that. Do a scan on them to see what kind of doctor they are. As long as they aren’t actively opposing us, then let them live. Don’t use them, that’s all.
Rule13 — Today at 6:55 PM
What if they believe in covid shots or are jerks on the bus who smoke?!
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:56 PM
Are we still having a problem with COVID shots?
Rule13 — Today at 6:56 PM
Not as many people get them but they are still available.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:56 PM
And they still make people retarded?
Rule13 — Today at 6:56 PM
Yeah.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:56 PM
Didn’t I make it death penalty to give out the COVID shot when I was the President?
Rule13 — Today at 6:57 PM
Yeah! So let’s just kill them at the interviews if they support it.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:57 PM
Are these doctors aware of my law?
Rule13 — Today at 6:57 PM
Sometimes, but ignorance of the law is no excuse as they say.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:58 PM
Why do you say it’s no excuse?
Rule13 — Today at 6:58 PM
Because for example, murder is punishable whether the murderer knows they broke the law or not.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:59 PM
So they are giving out the shot knowing that it is harming the patient?
Rule13 — Today at 6:59 PM
No, they are just giving it out.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 6:59 PM
Are they aware that it’s harming the patient?
Rule13 — Today at 6:59 PM
No, but refuse to stop.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:00 PM
I think we should start our own propaganda campaign and blast my Conspiracy Law that it is death penalty to give out the COVID shot, everywhere, all over the world.
Rule13 — Today at 7:00 PM
Okay. So even if they think they are doing something good, they can be executed.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:00 PM
Let us make sure that everyone is aware of the law first. Don’t be in such a rush to kill.
Rule13 — Today at 7:01 PM
Yes true. That will not serve our interests.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:02 PM
I remember when I wanted executions in 2022, I also wanted the news media killed, too. Did that happen?
Rule13 — Today at 7:02 PM
Oh yeah, we killed them too.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:02 PM
So, who are the news people right now?
Rule13 — Today at 7:03 PM
Yeah, Jesuit clones.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:03 PM
Can we give all the doctors in the world a copy of Conspiracy Law making it death penalty to give out the COVID shot? Like maybe serve them all with a legal notice?
Rule13 — Today at 7:03 PM
Yeah, good idea.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:04 PM
We could say, this is fair warning, that it is death penalty to give out the COVID shot.
Rule13 — Today at 7:04 PM
Then, if they resist us, execute them?
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:05 PM
We could also state that there is evidence the shot is deadly and that those who use it are guilty of murder and/or harm. It is a form of medical malpractice worthy of the death penalty, like giving out a heroin shot. Once we serve them with a notice, yes, if they willingly and kniowngly resist after reading the notice, they GO.
Then once we have served all the medical people all over the world with the notice, we can start recruiting foreign doctors for the American people. Weed out first, then try to recruit quality.
Before you do this, check to see how many we’d have to kill. If we end up depleting like over fifty percent of the doctors, we may have to think of something else.
Maybe we could train the American doctors on how to use a computer program to assist them in diagnosis and get some trained like within six months?
Rule13 — Today at 7:10 PM
Hmm. Sun Tzu can control computers though. He is basically an AI.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:10 PM
You have a point. Thank you for offering me input. I am a team player.
Rule13 — Today at 7:12 PM
Brent says there is a knock at the door. Must be in his dimension. He will get it.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:12 PM
Who is it?
Rule13 — Today at 7:12 PM
Oh UGH! Not you again! Satan is at the door.
Brent said, “what the hell do you want?”
Satan is giving the peace sign.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:13 PM
Who is it? What does Satan want?
Rule13 — Today at 7:14 PM
He has an apple pie. He just offered it to Brent.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:14 PM
Is my Gail Shield weak? Can we tell?
Rule13 — Today at 7:14 PM
Satan: “Oh come on. I’ve only come by to show my appreciation!”
The Gail Shield is giving an error sign. Huh!
Satan nudged the pie to Brent.
Brent says it is probably poison!
Bradamantium skeleton — Today at 7:15 PM
ooo i like pie
Rule13 — Today at 7:15 PM
I will taste the pie to be sure. Put it on the table.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:16 PM
Don’t taste it 13, you might die.
Rule13 — Today at 7:16 PM
Zacku can give me penis to mouth resuscitation if I die. His semen can cure poison. So let me do it. Hmmm. Huh. It tastes fine. Where did he get this apple pie?! Okay I admit. These are the best apples I have tasted ever. I will give a piece to Zacku.
Satan: “Thank you 13. I used apples from the Garden of Eden to make it, and baked it hot and fresh in the pits of hell.”
Satan is walking around. He is glowing like he is happy. Now he is looking at you adoringly.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:19 PM
Let’s do NOTHING. Just train some doctors and hope we can get some replacements in time.
Rule13 — Today at 7:19 PM
Satan: “Gail! Listen. I just wanted to say, I’ve been listening to your hangouts, and I just wanted to say how impressed I am.”
[7:20 PM]
Satan: “God was right. You really are the most bloodthirsty human I have ever met. It just…makes me feel warm all over. Warmer than Hell, even.”
[7:21 PM]
Satan: “Gail! You don’t understand.”
[7:21 PM]
Satan: “I’m here because…because…”
[7:21 PM]
He’s wiping a tear from his eye.
[7:21 PM]
He seems so happy?
[7:21 PM]
Satan: “It finally happened. You’re officially my Antichrist!”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:22 PM
I am not your Antichrist.
Rule13 — Today at 7:22 PM
Satan: “I’ve been waiting for this day for so long!”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:22 PM
I refuse. How can I be the Antichrist when I don’t want it?
Rule13 — Today at 7:22 PM
Satan: “Well, you can’t refuse at this point. It’s kind of in the contract.”
[7:22 PM]
He made a contract appear out of flames.
[7:23 PM]
Let me read this!
[7:23 PM]
Hmm…
[7:23 PM]
The contract says that Satan gets to select his Antichrist.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:23 PM
But I want to stand for true love.
Rule13 — Today at 7:24 PM
Satan: “Pfft. You can still do that as my Antichrist.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:24 PM
How can I stand for true love as your Antichrist?
Rule13 — Today at 7:24 PM
Satan: “Well, consider this Gail…”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:24 PM
You say you are against true love.
Rule13 — Today at 7:24 PM
Satan: “Being the Antichrist comes with certain, shall we say, perks.”
[7:25 PM]
Satan: “Status. Power.”
[7:25 PM]
Satan: “That means you can choose to be the Antichrist of True Love, and wield all the same level of power as any Antichrist.”
[7:26 PM]
Satan: “You’ll thank me here in a moment. I decided to come today for a reason.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:26 PM
How could I be your Antichrist, when you are against true love? I have true love with Brent and you are against that.
Rule13 — Today at 7:26 PM
Satan: “Well, now that we are in business together, you can change that!”
[7:26 PM]
Satan: “You’ve got lots to say in this new position.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:26 PM
No, I refuse. I will not be your Antichrist. I want Brent as my husband. And I don’t want any sex with you.
Rule13 — Today at 7:27 PM
Satan: “As my equal business partner, you can call the shots!”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:28 PM
What do you expect from me?
Rule13 — Today at 7:28 PM
Satan: “Just you being you. I admire your tenacity and aggression Gail. It’s what I’ve wanted in an Antichrist for so long. I knew it would be you someday.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:29 PM
As our Antchrist?
Rule13 — Today at 7:29 PM
Satan: “Annnd…here he comes.”
[7:29 PM]
Woah!
[7:29 PM]
No, not him.
Bradamantium skeleton — Today at 7:29 PM
Who is it?
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:30 PM
How can I be Jesus’s favorite human and the Antichrist?
Rule13 — Today at 7:30 PM
Satan: “I was Jesus’ favorite angel. I still am. And you’re his favorite human. It makes the most sense.”
Chadito — Today at 7:31 PM
Gail stepped away? (Gail had to poop. Had loose bowels all of a sudden. Gail prayed to Buddha and asked him to balance her chakras.)
Rule13 — Today at 7:34 PM
Ahhh!
[7:34 PM]
It’s SUN TZU!
[7:34 PM]
He just barged in!
[7:35 PM]
He has a samurai sword!
[7:35 PM]
Sun Tzu: “It is time.”
[7:35 PM]
Time for what?!
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:35 PM
Where is Brent?
Rule13 — Today at 7:36 PM
Sun Tzu: “When I eliminate Gail, the world will be mine.”
[7:36 PM]
Brent just got blown back by Sun Tzu!!!
[7:36 PM]
Sun Tzu is lifting his sword!
[7:36 PM]
And….
[7:36 PM]
AND…..!!
[7:36 PM]
He just tried to behead Gail!
[7:36 PM]
It did not work!
[7:36 PM]
The sword went right through her!
[7:36 PM]
What happen??
[7:36 PM]
Satan laughed.
[7:37 PM]
Satan: “Gail! Don’t you see?”
[7:37 PM]
Satan: “Now that you are the Antichrist, you can’t be killed.”
[7:37 PM]
Satan: “Sun Tzu can’t defeat you.”
[7:37 PM]
OMG!!!!
[7:37 PM] (Gail started shooting lightning bolts at Sun Tzu)
Gail is beating up Sun Tzu!!!
[7:38 PM]
Sun Tzu ran away!!
[7:38 PM]
Holy shit Gail Chan!
[7:38 PM]
Satan: “Just use your powers to heal Brent now Gail.”
[7:39 PM]
Satan: “Of course. Check it out.”
[7:39 PM]
I can see him! Brent is healed!
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:39 PM
Satan, you will not hurt my husband?
Rule13 — Today at 7:39 PM
Satan: “Gail, I told you. Now that you are the Antichrist, you call the shots.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:39 PM
You mean you will let me do whatever I want?
Rule13 — Today at 7:39 PM
Satan: “Umm, duh!”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:40 PM
Why?
Rule13 — Today at 7:40 PM
Satan: “Ultimate power is now yours.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:40 PM
I stand for true love.
Rule13 — Today at 7:40 PM
Satan: “Of course you do.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:40 PM
Do you now stand for true love?
Rule13 — Today at 7:40 PM
Satan: “Whatever you say, Antichrist!”
[7:40 PM]
Satan: “You sent him away, not me.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:40 PM
Satan, why do you like me so much?
[7:41 PM]
How does Jesus feel about this?
Rule13 — Today at 7:41 PM
Satan: “Because you’re evil as shit, Gail. You’re beautiful. The way you wield your power so ruthlessly…it’s like nothing I have ever seen.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:42 PM
I’m not proud of being evil.
[7:42 PM]
Is Brent okay right now?
Rule13 — Today at 7:43 PM
Brent looks amazing.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:43 PM
Does Brent have anything to say?
Rule13 — Today at 7:44 PM
Brent says if you think this is a good idea, he supports you!
[7:44 PM]
He will be your co-Antichrist!
[7:44 PM]
Is that even allowed???
[7:44 PM]
Satan?
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:44 PM
Does this mean I don’t go to heaven?
Rule13 — Today at 7:45 PM
Satan: “Maybe. But, Hell can be even better when you are the Antichrist. It can be paradise for you.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:46 PM
Does this mean I don’t get to see my mother? She went to heaven.
Rule13 — Today at 7:46 PM
Satan: “Oh, Misao is welcome to come to Hell any time.”
[7:46 PM]
Satan: “She’s awesome!”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:46 PM
You mean my mother is awesome?
Rule13 — Today at 7:47 PM
Satan: “Yeah, I love her.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:47 PM
Why is God allowing this?
[7:47 PM]
I thought I loved God.
Rule13 — Today at 7:47 PM
Satan: “According to my contract with God, I get to pick my Antichrist.”
[7:48 PM]
Satan: “To be honest, He told me you were a good choice.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:48 PM
Why is God allowing me to be your Antichrist?
Rule13 — Today at 7:48 PM
Satan: “Well, I told him my reasons, and he totally agreed with me.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:48 PM
What are your reasons, Satan?
Rule13 — Today at 7:49 PM
Satan: “To summarize…”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:49 PM
How can I be the Antichrist when I still love Jesus?
Rule13 — Today at 7:50 PM
Satan: “You are ruthless, bloodthirsty, self-justified, hungry for power…you’re perfect for the role Gail.”
[7:50 PM]
Satan: “Oh come on. Jesus loves me.”
[7:51 PM]
Satan: “Seriously. Jesus’ two favorites. Together. We’re like peanut butter and jelly Gail.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:51 PM
Satan, I don’t enjoy shedding blood. Unless I get mad.
Rule13 — Today at 7:51 PM
Satan: “Right, right…but you do what you have to do.” (edited)
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:52 PM
That is true.
Rule13 — Today at 7:52 PM
Satan: “You could control the Jesuits if you want.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:52 PM
I want the Jesuits to stop raping people.
Rule13 — Today at 7:52 PM
Satan: “You got it!”
Bradamantium skeleton — Today at 7:52 PM
Can the jesuits live without rape?
Rule13 — Today at 7:53 PM
Satan: “What do you want to do to your sister?”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:53 PM
I don’t want them to rape.
[7:53 PM]
Leave her alone right now.
Rule13 — Today at 7:53 PM
Satan: “The Jesuits can make her vagina itchy, or give her a tough time in line at the grocery store, or have someone cut her off in traffic and flip her the bird.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:54 PM
Leave her alone.
Rule13 — Today at 7:54 PM
Satan: “Cool, cool. Well, if you change your mind, just order your Jesuits to do it.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:55 PM
What do you hope to get out of this, Satan? You want to rule earth, don’t you? Are you trying to get your own kingdom?
Rule13 — Today at 7:56 PM
Satan: “OUR kingdom.”
[7:56 PM]
Satan: “It can be what you want.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:56 PM
Aren’t you in rebellion against God?
Rule13 — Today at 7:57 PM
Satan: “Let’s be honest for a minute Gail.”
[7:57 PM]
Satan: “You kind of think he’s a prick too.”
[7:58 PM]
Satan: “He almost struck you dead with lightning once, he called you Gidget and basically acted like he forgot who you are.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:58 PM
He was right to be angry at me. I was sinful.
Rule13 — Today at 7:58 PM
Satan: “He was still mean to you.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 7:59 PM
He deserves to be treated with respect. I was mean to him.
Rule13 — Today at 8:00 PM
Satan: “Don’t knock it before you try it! You’ll do awesome.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:00 PM
Satan, why don’t you want to live in heaven? Why did you rebel?
Rule13 — Today at 8:00 PM
Satan: “It’s boring. I can do whatever I want in Hell.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:00 PM
Why is heaven boring?
Rule13 — Today at 8:01 PM
Satan: “Too many rules.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:01 PM
What rules did you object to?
Rule13 — Today at 8:02 PM
Satan: “Well, I wanted my relationships a certain way. We’ll just say that.”
[8:02 PM]
Satan: “If God doesn’t approve, he’ll split you up and kick you out.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:02 PM
Is God against polyamory?
Rule13 — Today at 8:02 PM
Satan: “God is old school.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:03 PM
Isn’t that because you rebelled? He used to be freer, right?
Rule13 — Today at 8:03 PM
Satan: “Nope. He’s Old Testament as fuck.”
[8:03 PM]
Satan: “No free love up there.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:03 PM
Do Jesus and God get along?
Rule13 — Today at 8:04 PM
Satan: “They have their differences.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:04 PM
But what about Allah and Muhammad? They have sex with virgins, right? How does God feel about that?
Rule13 — Today at 8:04 PM
Satan: “He doesn’t allow that Islam shit in his Heaven.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:05 PM
But didn’t Allah appear next to God when he corrected Jesus in Easter 2022?
Rule13 — Today at 8:05 PM
Satan: “Yeah, but they live in different Heavens.”
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:05 PM
Yet, God allowed him to show up next to him and he didn’t kill him?
Rule13 — Today at 8:05 PM
Satan: “I take it you’re getting cozy with the new position.”
Bradamantium skeleton — Today at 8:06 PM
Are the heavens separate but equal?
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:06 PM
Well, I am trying to figure out who you are.
[8:06 PM]
Since this job has been forced on me.
Rule13 — Today at 8:07 PM
Satan: “Separate, but different.”
[8:07 PM]
Satan: “You are immortal now and control the Jesuits.”
[8:08 PM]
Satan: “Anyway, I’ve got some fallen angel stuff to do. I’ll check in with you later.”
[8:08 PM]
Satan: “You really are the best, Gail.”
[8:08 PM]
Satan poofed away through a portal of fire!
[8:09 PM]
That was weird.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:09 PM
Brent, what do you think?
Dave cole man — Today at 8:09 PM
I can’t believe what just happened!
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:12 PM
Brent is awful quiet. Is he there?
Rule13 — Today at 8:12 PM
Yep!
[8:12 PM]
Satan didn’t say no to Brent being co-Antichrist.
[8:13 PM]
I guess he can be Antichrist husband then?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:15 PM
Antichrist of True Love
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:16 PM
That’s true Zack. I like that title.
Zack Knight — Today at 8:16 PM
Yeah, it’s fun as shit.
Bradamantium skeleton — Today at 8:16 PM
it fits you (edited)
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:17 PM
I think there’s only one way out of this. We have to convince Satan that true love reigns. Maybe God decided Sun Tzu was right?
Bradamantium skeleton — Today at 8:19 PM
maybe you could use the anti christ powers to beat sun tzu?
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:21 PM
Brent, do you have anything to say?
Rule13 — Today at 8:21 PM
Brent says he will follow you to the depths of Hell! He supports you 100%!
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:22 PM
I think the only person who understands how I feel is Zack Knight. Zack, do you have anything to say?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:26 PM
Sardines taste better when you’re the Antichrist.
Bradamantium skeleton — Today at 8:28 PM
they are the most evil fish
[8:29 PM]
the anti-anti-christ
Rule13 — Today at 8:30 PM
He is saying that you will make the Antichrist mean something new.
Zack Knight — Today at 8:30 PM
I think you’ll have fun with it, Gail. I used to do all kinds of fun things.
Bradamantium skeleton — Today at 8:30 PM
will gail be able to make peoples penis’s explode or get people pregnant?
(Gail says she’s not into this stuff.)
Zack Knight — Today at 8:31 PM
I have a pretty good idea what Gail’s Anrichrist powers are.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:31 PM
What do you think they are, Zack?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:31 PM
My scans indicate you have Divine Sex Goddess powers
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:31 PM
What is that?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:32 PM
You can make any man fully devoted to you and want to make love to you and worship you. The effect is stronger on powerful and famous men
(This power doesn’t interest Gail too much. She’s too asexual.)
Chadito — Today at 8:33 PM
I have to call Jesuit American Express customer service, it was nice talking to you Gail on my first hangout!
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:33 PM
How did you figure this out?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:33 PM
I ran a scan on you
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:33 PM
What other powers do I have?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:33 PM
Your lightning bolts are mega powerful now
Bradamantium skeleton — Today at 8:33 PM
what about her cooking skills?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:34 PM
Everyone sees you as ideal millennial Gail
This is what Millennial Gail looks like.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:34 PM
Is that how people see me?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:34 PM
Oh shit… her cooking powers are off the charts too!
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:34 PM
She’s pretty hot (Millennial Gail). What’s going on with my cooking powers?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:35 PM
Any food you make has healing properties. Even cake.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:35 PM
Can I meditate like Buddha suggests?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:36 PM
Here…. declare that all jesuits need to worship your body. Do a little flex.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:36 PM
I don’t want to do that. That’s boring.
Zack Knight — Today at 8:37 PM
Haha yes. Oh… declare that everyone in hell gets ice cream.
(Gail’s not interested in this, either)
[8:38 PM]
That’s what she said
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:38 PM
I didn’t say that. That’s what who said?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:38 PM
You said this is a lot to swallow
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:39 PM
What is Sun Tzu doing right now? Can I make the automatons do my bidding?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:40 PM
Unfortunately, they don’t have souls. But we can use the Jesuits against them.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:40 PM
LIke how?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:41 PM
Like… we can grow clone Jesuit babies to become doctors with accelerated growth hormone. You may need to have a rape exemption. To provide the base genetic material. Jesuit technology runs on semen power and rape.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:42 PM
I think I like that idea. NO RAPE THOUGH.
Zack Knight — Today at 8:43 PM
Jesuit clone doctors would be super effective. Jesuits have great medical technology. Maybe a little rape? It’s necessary for the development of large scale cloning.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:43 PM
I want all the automatons executed or eliminated. Only consensual rape.
Zack Knight — Today at 8:43 PM
Perfect. Consensual rape is good.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:43 PM
Rape is okay if it’s consensual.
Zack Knight — Today at 8:44 PM
Essential rape.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:44 PM
What is essential rape? Oh, I see.
Zack Knight — Today at 8:44 PM
When it’s essential to national security
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:45 PM
Okay. get Jesuit clone doctors and take out all the automatons. Rape is allowed if it’s consensual. No automatons.
[8:45 PM]
What do you think of that, Zack?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:45 PM
That’s a great idea
[8:45 PM]
Oh. An idea
[8:47 PM]
You can use the Divine Sex Goddess power to make all the men extra horny and ejaculate to help build up the genetic stockpiles. We’re going to need a lot of Nuclear Semen power for the fight.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:47 PM
How would I do that?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:47 PM
Just make an announcement on youtube. Commanding all men to ejaculate for you. As the Antichrist.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:48 PM
Oh, this is necessary to get the clones we need?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:48 PM
Yes. And to build up the Nukkake supply.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:50 PM
What about doing the Gail Commandments?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:50 PM
Yeah, you should still do those.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:50 PM
Should I still try to do the Gail Commandments? Wow, this is weird.
Zack Knight — Today at 8:50 PM
Cause it (the Gail Commandments) adds to your power
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:50 PM
It’s kind of like Jesus and Satan are both on my side now. Well, it’s a Gail Commandment to go to bed on time. So I’ll make the video tomorrow.
[8:51 PM]
What a video!
Zack Knight — Today at 8:52 PM
Going to be so fun
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:53 PM
So you guys will start the cloning when I make the video?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:54 PM
Yeah
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:54 PM
So now we know why all the gods haven’t showed up.
Zack Knight — Today at 8:54 PM
We’ll start when everyone starts to ejaculate for you
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:54 PM
I’m going to miss Buddha. I liked him.
(Gail also mentions that she still loves God and Jesus and that being the Antichrist won’t stop that.)
Zack Knight — Today at 8:54 PM
The God’s have been around. We might have him drop in.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:55 PM
Are you serious?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:55 PM
Yeah, they have just been casually hanging out at Church of Gail. He did go to school with Satan.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:55 PM
How interesting.
Zack Knight — Today at 8:56 PM
Satan will have to tell you about his time in God School.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:56 PM
How do you know this, Zack?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:56 PM
I was the Antichrist.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:56 PM
I will need your counsel a lot. Because there’s a lot I need to learn. What is Sun Tzu doing right now?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:57 PM
Repairing himself.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:57 PM
Where is he?
Zack Knight — Today at 8:57 PM
Hard to tell. He’s scrambling the scanners.
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:58 PM
Okay, you guys. Let’s still try to do the Gail Commandments. At least Satan is not making me have sex with him and he’s allowing me to keep Brent as my husband.
Dave cole man — Today at 8:58 PM
Good point
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 8:58 PM
Good night, you guys. Video tomorrow.
Rule13 — Today at 8:58 PM
Goodnight!
Zack Knight — Today at 8:58 PM
Have a good night!
Message #gail-hangout
Skype Sept. 17, 2022
Gail, 4:47 PM
Wow.
So what caused me to make those poor decisions as U.S. President?
Brent, 4:47 PM
Buddha: “This is why meditation is so useful. However, it looks like there have been some bumps off the road of learning proper meditation for Gail.”
Buddha: “Sometimes, we all make poor judgments. Especially when we act out of fear.”
Gail, 4:48 PM
I see.
Is it safe to read the Bible?
Brent, 4:50 PM
Buddha: “Meditation involves being in the present moment and enjoying oneself. This can be as simple as enjoying a cup of tea by the window. However, a more powerful version of meditation involves getting outside, visiting nature, shops, and seeing new things. New experiences, sights and fresh activities is a powerful way to be present. It helps ward off negative creatures, even Satan.”
Buddha: “The Bible is unsafe right now also. Let us avoid these books for a time, since they will tempt you to think of demons, Satan, or develop false insights about Jesus that he would not want.”
Gail, 4:51 PM
Wow.
Those headaches that I’ve had, has that been all allergy?
Zack, 4:52 PM
I got a lot of ideas about Jesus by watching Music Man thirty times in a row. Is that good meditation?
Brent, 4:53 PM
Buddha: “Oh Zack.”
Zack, 4:54 PM
I was sitting really close to the screen because I felt like it helped absorb the messages
Brent, 4:54 PM
Buddha: “Well, let me remind you of what Jesus has said. He told us that he would not like us to speculate or develop such ideas. Logically this means we cannot be using movies to perceive these ideas from. It is no different than doing so from a book or a false meditation.”
Zack, 4:54 PM
But I think Satan gave me headaches too
Brent, 4:55 PM
Buddha: “These headaches of yours would be greatly alleviated by less screen time, Zack. Human eyes aren’t meant to stare at computers for long periods. Your body probably gets sore, too.”
Buddha: “I would recommend more frequent outings to rejuvenate your mind and body. Buddhist monks are often associated with sitting and meditating all day, but they used to spend most of their day walking through the woods.”
Gail, 4:57 PM
It sounds like we need to practice meditation according to your guidelines and not what we read from Buddhist websites.
Brent, 4:59 PM
Buddha: “Indeed. You would all become much healthier, in mind, body and spirit.”
Buddha: “By the way, Gail, I’m enjoying your short story series. How is it coming along?”
Gail, 5:01 PM
Well, I was going to start on it after I finished War on the Saints, but after listening to you, I decided to stop my War on the Saints project and get back to work on it. I am in the middle of the second short story.
Brent, 5:01 PM
Buddha: “Oh dear. I bet Baphomet was trying to stop the series. He knows how much it means to Jesus.”
Gail, 5:02 PM
Ironically, I was doing War on the Saints so that I wouldn’t contaminate the writing with demonic interference.
That was my main motive.
I guess meditation would be a better way to combat demonic interference.
I listen to a music playlist to get me in the zone to write.
Brent, 5:04 PM
Buddha: “Yep. If the sitting meditation is too stressful, or you find your mind wandering to speculation or just not settling down, you can achieve the same effect by going out on an adventure around town. Parks, cafes and shops are good places to visit. The outing will refresh the mind and help with creative energy flow.”
Gail, 5:05 PM
That works good at this time of year. It’s too hot in the summer for that. I do have a park sort of to the front of my apartment complex.
Zack, 5:05 PM
So… was my Music Man insight about Jesus being a secret pimp and gambler true?
Brent, 5:06 PM
Buddha: “Oh dear, no. It sounds like you need to avoid reading too much into the movies you watch, Zack.”
Gail, 5:08 PM
Maybe I shouldn’t have reacted this way. But Zack, you’re “insights” about Jesus from The Music Man gave me a good laugh.
Zack, 5:08 PM
So his penis didn’t turn purple either?
Gail, 5:09 PM
I probably got some crazy ideas about Jesus from The Music Man too, but mine were less outrageous. LOL
Brent, 5:09 PM
Buddha: “Nope. It sounds like you were speculating about Jesus, Zack. It can lead to all sorts of silly ideas.”
Gail, 5:09 PM
You have to forgive me. This is SO FUNNY.
Zack, 5:10 PM
Is Jesus like the music man at all?
Gail, 5:10 PM
I may be wrong. But if Jesus was here, I think he’d be cracking up laughing.
Brent, 5:12 PM
Buddha: “Jesus is not like Music Man at all. Jesus would be laughing at this for sure.”
Zack, 5:12 PM
So reading about demonic stuff causes trouble too?
Gail, 5:13 PM
Yup. Sounds like it, Zack.
I’m going to update my post about War on the Saints with this Skype conversation.
Zack, 5:13 PM
But are me and Gail going to have 10 years of headaches?
Brent, 5:13 PM
Buddha: “Yep. It just feeds them. But don’t worry, it’s not actually possible to become possessed. You can only stress and obsess your way into believing you are. Then a demon really starts having fun.”
Gail, 5:14 PM
It’s my fault. I’m glad Buddha showed up.
Brent, 5:14 PM
Buddha: “Why would these headaches last 10 years, Zack?”
Gail, 5:14 PM
You mean when people had demons removed from them in the New Testament, that never happened?
You know, when the Apostles and Jesus cast out demons?
Zack, 5:15 PM
Buddha: “Why would these headaches last 10 years, Zack?” – Brent Spiner, Today at 5:14 PM
Because Gail plans to write her short story complete series for 10 years
Gail, 5:15 PM
It seems whenever I embark on a writing project Jesuits don’t like, they gave me nasty headaches.
Brent, 5:16 PM
Buddha: “Correct, Gail. Here’s the truth about that. Sometimes humans develop such strong beliefs, however delusional, that only by someone playing along into those beliefs and pretending to fix the problem, will actually fix the problem.”
Gail, 5:16 PM
So THAT’S why they cast out demons?
It was all mind games.
Brent, 5:17 PM
Buddha: “Or what the medical system calls a placebo.”
Gail, 5:17 PM
In Seattle when I wrote Emerald Towers (it took me 3 months), I had horrible headaches almost every day.
That was a short story about my love for Brent.
Brent, 5:18 PM
Buddha: “Oh no, Zack. This writing project shouldn’t take 10 years at all. The project Jesus had in mind was a series of very short stories. Similar to the one Gail wrote about Obama’s head in the jar. These stories will be short and can be individually published as standalones.”
Gail, 5:18 PM
I always thought it was allergy.
Oh, are my stories too long?
Brent, 5:20 PM
Buddha: “Allergy plays a part, however a larger part of it is the screen time. Human eyes need a break from computers, and they need to get out of the house often in order to stay healthy and keep their energy aligned.”
Buddha: “The story length so far is just fine. It should be just enough to tell the story. I’ve been enjoying them.”
Gail, 5:21 PM
Okay. Glad you’ve been enjoying them. It seems my music playlists are working. Who sent that rainbow when I finished my playlists? Or was that a coincidence?
The playlists help me to dig into my subconscious as I write and write a more truthful story.
That was a sweet rainbow.
It showed up right as I finished making the playlists that I listen to to get in the zone to write.
Brent, 5:24 PM
Buddha: “I know Jesus sent the rainbow. He was probably so happy you were writing these stories. Your mindfulness and practice with being present allowed you to notice it.”
Gail, 5:25 PM
I thought it was Him. Jesus is so sweet.
Okay. I will get outside. I did notice that the headache got worse when I got indoors, so you have a point.
Like when I walked into my apartment, the headache got worse and I think I headed straight to the computer, too.
The nasty one I had on the 13th was a lot of allergy, cuz the next day the allergens ended up in my bowels and I felt it.
Yesterday, when I prayed a prayer strongly rebuking the Jesuits and Satan and asking God to kill me if I did anything to help them out, cuz I’m so mad at them for giving me an allergy headache, my headache got better about an hour later.
They give me these headaches and try to get me to believe my chakras are expanding into higher dimensions and I told them to quit their lying crap to me in my brain.
That my headache is NOT CUZ OF THAT.
Maybe I shouldn’t pray this way, but I often pray and ask God to ensure that everything I do gives them maximum damage and if I do anything to help them out, I want God to kill me. I can’t stand them and what they stand for.
Sounds like a better strategy would be to go out and meditate. LOL
Brent, 5:33 PM
Buddha: “Emotions like anger and revenge are good food for demons. My advice would be to maintain your peace no matter what they do. Otherwise it is as they say, “fighting fire with fire”. It only makes the flames bigger.”
Gail, 5:34 PM
Okay.
Brent, 5:35 PM
Buddha: “There was a time when humans on Earth were always in nature. Their energy was in harmony with the elements, and they were healthy and happy. Christians refer to this time as the Garden of Eden. This is why it is your body’s natural instinct to thrive and flourish when you find yourself in nature once again.”
Gail, 5:35 PM
Jesus once told us we’d defeat the Jesuits. Is that a far fetched dream now?
Brent, 5:36 PM
Buddha: “However, any change or new experience will shake up the energy within you and recharge your chakras. Thus, visiting local attractions, shops, cafes or restaurants will have a healing effect on the mind as well.”
Buddha: “I believe you and Brent will defeat the Jesuits. I believe my best friend Jesus.”
Gail, 5:36 PM
It seems like it never ends. Oh, that’s great. Well, He said the prophecies are canceled. But that prophecy came from Jesus himself when he spoke to us. Do those still count?
Brent, 5:37 PM
Buddha: “The one about defeating the Jesuits is definitely true.”
Gail, 5:38 PM
I guess anything that is related to Bible prophecy, like us being in the future 1000 year reign is canceled.
That’s encouraging to know we’ll defeat the Jesuits.
Brent, 5:39 PM
Buddha: “Bible prophecies are canceled. He doesn’t want anyone to speculate on what will happen next.”
Gail, 5:39 PM
Okay.
Brent, 5:39 PM
Buddha: “Whatever happens, everyone will be happy in the end. That’s how Jesus is.”
Gail, 5:40 PM
This has been very helpful.
That’s the main thing.
Well, everyone except Satan, I guess, unless he gets right. That seems kind of hard to imagine right now.
All those who stand for love will be happy, is what I think you mean.
Brent, 5:42 PM
Buddha: “I believe that all will return to the one true nature of the universe, which is goodness.”
Gail, 5:43 PM
I like this.
Brent, 5:43 PM
Buddha: “Perhaps, God and Jesus have spared Satan because they know he will turn to good in the end. Perhaps, then we will all find out why he was always their favorite angel.”
Gail, 5:44 PM
You are dropping hints. This will help me stay calm, knowing this. Apparently, that fallen angel has hope.
Like I used to believe Zack was almost irredeemable.
Brent, 5:45 PM
Buddha: “Even Loree McBride turned good, and she was a mega bitch. If Loree can do it, Satan can.”
Gail, 5:45 PM
Wow. This is deep.
You care to comment on this post? https://www.gabriellechana.blog/2022/09/17/what-happened-between-satan-jesus-my-guesses/
You don’t have to, if you don’t want to.
Brent, 5:48 PM
Buddha: “Oh boy!”
Buddha: “I’m laughing. If Jesus were here, I know he’d say something like, “leave it to Gail to turn my life into a steamy gay romance novel!” That’s a trip. You’re very creative.”
Gail, 5:49 PM
I must have quite an imagination.
Brent, 5:50 PM
Buddha: “It makes you a good writer.”
Gail, 5:50 PM
That’s true.
Brent, 5:51 PM
Buddha: “Well, it looks like the energy is well sorted now. I will return to Church of Gail.”
Gail, 5:52 PM
Okay, thanks for the clarity. We needed it.
Brent, 5:52 PM
Buddha: “Namaste.”