Jesus on Gail Commandments 2.0 (Dec. 14, 2021)
UPDATE on Dec. 2, 2023: I include a very helpful image post that helps me decide what to keep and what to give away or throw out:
I posted some old conversations with Jesus, when He was with us, to give us more clarity about how he feels about obsessions and hoarding.
Skype Dec. 14, 2021
Brent, 5:09 PM
Hello Gail. Wow, the new layout looks great! Jesus really knows what he’s doing.
Gail, 5:11 PM
He certainly does. I’ve actually gone through my books and set aside some books and papers that I’m going to throw out. I will let you look at today’s walk video, cuz on my walk I went to Home Depot and bought me some bottoms for my bEd feet, cuz they fell off during the move. They’re working out perfectly, so that my current bed “feet” don’t damage the carpet anymore than they have.
They only cost me about five bucks.
Books A Million had a Huntsville map and that’s also within walking distance. So I shopped at these 2 stores on my walk.
I also bought a fly swatter at Home Depot, cuz the flies like to come in, even through the screens.
Brent, 5:13 PM
How much was the map?
Gail, 5:13 PM
The map was about 7 bucks.
I have one for the car and one for home.
Google maps just does NOT work for me.
Brent, 5:15 PM
Sorry, I got distracted. I just heard a baby crying.
Gail, 5:15 PM
Oh no. Jesus is gonna scold me for buying a map?
Brent, 5:15 PM
I’m looking everywhere around my quarters. This baby is crying really hard.
Gail, 5:16 PM
So what does he want to do? Return it?
Brent, 5:16 PM
Oh, my God…
The baby was in the garbage can!
I just pulled him out. He was covered in garbage and could hardly breathe. This poor baby!
Gail, 5:16 PM
Why, the garbage can?
Brent, 5:16 PM
It’s Jesus!
Gail, 5:17 PM
Oh, I knew it was Jesus.
I don’t get why he was in a garbage can though.
Jesus, 5:18 PM
“You know, it’s very rare as the son of God that I don’t know where to start.”
“Gail, just the other day you were saying you didn’t want to follow my instructions to throw out the excess furniture because it would cost $10 at the dump. Yet, you go out and violate one of the most basic tenants of the Gail Commandments to go out shopping for unnecessary items.”
Gail, 5:20 PM
A fly swatter and a map is an unnecessary item?
Jesus, 5:20 PM
“They are not food, nor are they bills.”
“You have become vulnerable after your victory.”
Gail, 5:20 PM
What about the cover for the feet on the bed. I was afraid the feet of the bed would put a hole in the carpet underneath it.
Jesus, 5:21 PM
“Those are not food or bills.”
“Gail, you have forgotten how you achieved this great accomplishment.”
Gail, 5:21 PM
So what do you want me to do?
Jesus, 5:22 PM
“You had diligently saved your money, and followed the Gail Commandments.”
“Well, there’s much to do from here. I have big plans for this new apartment.”
Gail, 5:22 PM
I was afraid if I ever had to move again, I’d lose my security deposit cuz of the bed putting 4 holes in the carpet, since the feet lost their pads during the move.
Jesus, 5:23 PM
“Oh ye of little faith. Do you think I’d let you lose your security deposit?”
Gail, 5:24 PM
But I don’t like putting deep ridges in the carpet from my bed.
Jesus, 5:24 PM
“Gail, how many maps do you have in your apartment and your car right now?”
Gail, 5:24 PM
I have lots of maps.
I see them as a hard to find rare collector’s item.
The Huntsville ones are really useful for me.
Jesus, 5:26 PM
“How many maps are in the mail currently?”
Gail, 5:26 PM
There are none. It already arrived.
Jesus, 5:26 PM
“Gail, I would like you to watch this movie clip.”
“In this movie, the old woman is the spirit of hoarding, trying to rob the girl of her destiny.”
“The spirit arrives with a load of garbage on her back, and begins to weigh the girl down with items.”
“She tells the girl these items are valuable, sentimental, rare or collectible, trying to convince the girl she needs these items. The spirit plays to the girl’s fear of scarcity.”
Gail, 5:30 PM
How insightful.
Jesus, 5:32 PM
“For a large part of your life, you have been in the grip of the spirit of hoarding, and so much of what you hold on to has been actual junk.”
Gail, 5:32 PM
That’s true.
Jesus, 5:32 PM
“Those maps are a good example.”
“The most dangerous part of this spirit is that it will isolate you from those sent by me to help and take care of you.”
Gail, 5:34 PM
How will it do that?
Jesus, 5:35 PM
“For instance, when you ask someone to buy you something that you say you need, only for the person to find out you had those items already or did not really need them, they withdraw their support from you and no longer want to help.”
“You’ve accumulated items such as shoes, cutting boards, kitchenware, microwaves, shower heads and other items.”
“In doing so you have demonstrated more faith in the spirit of hoarding than you have of me.”
Gail, 5:37 PM
I actually threw out some cutting boards before I moved here, and the ones I have came in a set, as a gift.
I do have one cutting board, that I could throw out though.
It’s a plastic one.
Jesus, 5:38 PM
“When you asked for those new cutting boards, you knew you already had brand new ones that you were hoarding.”
Gail, 5:38 PM
I didn’t have brand new ones that I was hoarding.
Jesus, 5:38 PM
“Throwing out such things is a good step, though.”
Gail, 5:39 PM
I had an old moldy wooden one and one plastic one many years old.
Jesus, 5:40 PM
“I notice the good you have done, and I am also very happy with the arrangement of the furniture so far, with only minor critique. You’re moving in the right direction, but you’ve gotten lost along the path.”
“Because you’re a global learner, it will be safe for me to just show you the big picture I have planned.”
Gail, 5:41 PM
I don’t feel I’ve violated your rules with the cutting boards. I can understand some of the other things you’re bringing up.
I put that on the Amazon wish list and one of my supporters ordered it for me.
Jesus, 5:43 PM
“To address the cutting board situation, you only need one cutting board.”
Gail, 5:43 PM
But they ordered me a set though. Oh, you’re saying I shouldn’t have put a set on the Amazon wish list, but should have just put one cutting board on the list.
That I have this habit of always wanting to have extras.
Jesus, 5:44 PM
“We’re going to resolve that issue now.”
“For this new home, I’ve devised a new set of commandments specifically for stewardship of this beautiful apartment I picked for you, that you worked so hard to save up for and move into.”
The Gail Commandments 2.0
“The Apartment Commandments”
These commandments were created to build and preserve the home of Jesus’s favorite, and to create a dwelling that Jesus can share with Gail. The Lord is Gail’s husband, as she is part of the Bride of Christ. He desires a beautiful well kept home filled with love for Him, as if the Lord himself live beside her in the heart of her home. To honor the home is to love the Lord and all that He gives, opening the doors to His blessings of health, wealth and happiness.
The Commandments:
God said, let there be light. Thou shalt keep the windows unobstructed and the blinds open every day, enjoying the beautiful view the Lord has given.
Thou shalt not keep storage items in the living areas. Any storage items that do not fit in the allotted storage spaces are considered excess hoard in the sins of gluttony and sloth, and must be thrown away. Storage spaces include closets, dressers and cabinets. Items such as racks, boxes, plastic bins or baskets are not storage spaces, and must be placed inside a closet or cabinet.
Thou shalt not add storage furnishings to the home such as shelves, storage racks or other items used to store or accumulate excess items. The only exception is the addition of a bookshelf, on which only books and movies are kept.
Thou shalt not repurpose items to create new furniture — for example, turning a garbage can over to use it as a new table, or using a box to create a new table.
Thou shalt not use air purifiers, humidifiers or other air filtering devices in the home. Doing so exercises unfaithfulness in the Lord to protect one from airborne irritants or illness.
Thou shalt keep the floor space free of loose items, including boxes, containers, laundry baskets, and plastic bins. The home must be as open, light and free as is the heart of the Lord.
Thou shalt not accumulate duplicate items, when only one of these items is required. Unused items must be thrown away. Hoarding excess items exercises unfaithfulness in the Lord to provide for one’s needs.
Thou shalt not stockpile items. This includes excess paper towels, water jugs, or other supplies that are regularly used but are not needed for immediate use.
Thou shalt not keep disposable items such as paper plates, plastic utensils, ziplock bags, plastic bags or other such items.
Thou shalt set aside one purpose for each area of the home. The kitchen’s purpose is for the preparation and storage of food, kitchenware and kitchen cleaning items. The dining table is only for eating and is kept clear between meals. The computer desk is for the computer and contains only items related to using the computer. The nightstand is for the use of a bedside lamp and clock. The bathroom’s purpose is for bathing and contains only bath and self-care items. Each item has its place. Cross pollution between purposes of the home is a sin and will lead to disharmony.
Thou shalt not seek out loopholes around these commandments, lest one breaks all of the commandments at once.
Gail, 5:53 PM
Wow. This will be quite an adjustment. I don’t use the air cleaners to purify the air. I use them to have a steady noise to help with sleep. It’s probably a habit leftover from my Melbourne apartment dealing with the noisy AC there.
I do use filters, to capture dust and stuff though to preserve the life of the blower.
I probably don’t need to use the filter.
And to keep me from blowing dust on myself.
I can’t sit down at the square table to cut up vegetables and prepare meals?
Jesus, 5:55 PM
“Yes, that is permitted. It must be cleaned immediately after use, however.”
Gail, 5:55 PM
I see.
Jesus, 5:56 PM
“I’ve seen into the future, and the future version of you is very happy with this new lifestyle. You’ll wish you had done this so much sooner. Now that you have a fresh start in this new home, you’re finally ready.”
“You’ll find it interesting to count the number of commandments in this list.”
Gail, 5:58 PM
It’s always ten with an extra as a warning.
Jesus, 5:58 PM
“I consider that one the 11th commandment here.”
Gail, 5:59 PM
I can’t use my air cleaners as a steady noise to help with sleep?
I find that noise relaxing.
Jesus, 5:59 PM
“There is an alternate version of you in a different timeline that disobeyed these commandments, and fell off the path. For that version I needed a 12th commandment, but you won’t be needing that one.”
“There will be other noises from the computer that you can use to help you sleep.”
Gail, 6:01 PM
Other noises from the computer? You mean my sleep music?
Jesus, 6:02 PM
“Yes, those are permitted.”
Gail, 6:02 PM
You want me to throw out my air cleaners and not use them for sleep? That’s a tough one for me. I’ve become so accustomed to them for sleep.
Jesus, 6:03 PM
“They must be thrown away.”
Gail, 6:03 PM
Okay.
Jesus, 6:04 PM
“Many things will have to go, and it will be a difficult transition. You’re used to old ways of living.”
Gail, 6:04 PM
They have limited garbage space here. So I will throw these things out little by little.
I don’t want to be rude to this apartment complex.
Jesus, 6:04 PM
Matthew 19:21-23 Jesus told him, “If you want to be perfect, go and sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
But when the young man heard this, he went away sad, for he had many possessions.
Then Jesus said to his disciples, “I tell you the truth, it is very hard for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. I’ll say it again—it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God!”
Gail, 6:06 PM
You want me to give this stuff away to charity?
They do have charity pick ups in this town.
Jesus, 6:09 PM
“The essence of this message is to get rid of the hoard of things you’re carrying on your back. In this parable, you are not the rich man, you are the camel who must past through the eye of the needle.”
“Whether they are donated or thrown in the trash, it doesn’t matter.”
Gail, 6:10 PM
I plan to throw out all the things you want me to throw out, but it may take a month.
I’ve been incorporating throwing things out into my daily walk.
They like us to use bags when we throw things out in the apartment dumpster.
Ziploc bags are useful for storing food that I don’t want to spoil in the freezer, but it seems you don’t want me to rewash and use them over, like I’ve been doing.
Jesus, 6:13 PM
“Correct on the ziploc bags. No more of those.”
Gail, 6:14 PM
Obviously, it’s okay to buy them to freeze and store food, but once they’re used, throw them out.
Jesus, 6:15 PM
“The rules includes no more buying ziploc bags.”
Gail, 6:15 PM
So when I cut up raw chickens and freeze them, you want me to store them in my microwave containers?
Jesus, 6:16 PM
“Store the meat in the same packaging it was purchased in.”
Gail, 6:17 PM
Oh, I see. So leave the fat on until it’s time to prepare the food.
Jesus, 6:17 PM
“Yes.”
“I have an easy project for you to begin this undertaking.”
“Prior to your move, I wanted you to reduce your clothing. We need to finish that task. You will need to fit all of your clothing in one of the closets and in the dresser.”
“The clothes need to fit inside the dresser with the drawers closed, and inside the closet next to the dresser with the doors closed.”
“Go through the clothing you have and keep only the clothing you regularly wear or consider valuable, but only to the amount that will fit in the space provided.”
“All excess clothing that does not fit must be thrown away or donated.”
Gail, 6:24 PM
Just curious. Are these commandments just for me, or do they apply to all my followers?
Jesus, 6:25 PM
“These commandments apply to all of your followers, with consideration to their home layout. For example, a homeless person can only keep as many items that fit in their shopping cart.”
Gail, 6:26 PM
My God!
It sounds like you’re emphasizing living one day at a time.
Jesus, 6:27 PM
“You’re getting it.”
Gail, 6:27 PM
What about my sewing machine? What place is there for that?
I need to fix the elastic on one of my favorite pants.
Jesus, 6:28 PM
“The only thing I want you and our followers to be stockpiling is savings. Those savings are for my plans for you.”
“The sewing machine will eventually fit inside the closet. That will be done at a later time. The piano will also have its place.”
Gail, 6:29 PM
So, where do I keep the sewing machine in the meanwhile?
I have it on the square table for easy access.
Jesus, 6:31 PM
“You’ll be making space for the sewing machine by clearing out the clothes.”
“It can then be moved into the closet nearest the front door.”
Gail, 6:31 PM
Oh, you want me to keep it in the closet. But when I sew, I can use the square table right? I mean I do need a table to sew on when I sew.
Jesus, 6:32 PM
“I have a plan for a nice way to handle that in the future.”
Gail, 6:32 PM
But when I sew the elastic for my pants?
Jesus, 6:32 PM
“As you can see, not everything at once will be done instantly.”
Gail, 6:32 PM
They keep sliding down my hips.
Jesus, 6:32 PM
“You can use the sewing machine on the table for now.”
Gail, 6:33 PM
Alright. I just didn’t want to violate your rule about each space having its own use.
My home is starting to remind me of the tabernacle in the wilderness where God the Father laid out all these rules so he could live among his own people Israel.
Jesus, 6:35 PM
“You’re catching on!”
“I’m excited for what’s to come for you. In fact, now I need to go visit you in the future of this timeline when you are enjoying your apartment.”
Gail, 6:35 PM
I see you and God the Father and the Holy Spirit as all the same being.
Jesus, 6:36 PM
“That’s basically true. You’re very smart.”
Gail, 6:36 PM
Three in one.
You need to purify my home to make it worthy of your presence, kind of like that tabernacle in the wilderness. Boy did Israel mess that up though!
You and God had to kick them out of their land eventually.
Jesus, I need that upside down garbage can to put my printer on for now, because the printer has a short cord and won’t work otherwise. So until I get my new furniture, can I use the upside down garbage can for now?
I have to connect it to the computer you know.
Jesus, 6:42 PM
“The printer shall go on the ground for now. The extra garbage can must be disposed.”
Gail, 6:43 PM
How do I print?
Jesus, 6:43 PM
“What do you need to print right now?”
Gail, 6:43 PM
I print directions when I go to places in this town and all sorts of things.
Jesus, 6:44 PM
“Why did you need so many maps?”
Gail, 6:45 PM
Cuz I always get lost and then my directions don’t work.
But sometimes they work, if I don’t get lost.
Jesus, 6:46 PM
“So you get lost with Google Maps, you get lost with regular maps, and you get lost with printed directions. It sounds like the maps are not the problem.”
“The maps shall be thrown away with the exception of one map of Huntsville.”
Gail, 6:48 PM
You’re referring to all my maps. What about my atlases? I like to view the world when I watch the news.
So I can see what part of the world the newscaster is talking about.
Jesus, 6:48 PM
“Speaking of the news, before I go.”
“The news is not real. This includes all of the news you consume on alternative social media. This is why I told you a long time ago that politics was a forbidden subject. You were not ready to hear it then.”
“When you relay the news to your followers, or repost the news to your website, you are relaying fake news. Your followers shall only watch the Gabrielle Chana Fox News Network for their news, to receive accurate information about what is going on in the world.”
Gail, 6:52 PM
So you want me to stop posting Joseph Mercola’s stuff at my website?
I wish I got Gabrielle Chana Fox News.
Jesus, 6:54 PM
“We’re getting ahead of ourselves, but I’ll let you know this: my plan for the website is for you to stop reposting news, sermons or materials from other religious teachers, medical advice, or anything that is not your own original material.”
Gail, 6:55 PM
What about stuff I’ve already posted there that is not my own original material?
Jesus, 6:55 PM
“This includes news or information about covid or covid vaccines. Almost everything that you are referencing is completely fake news.”
Gail, 6:55 PM
I see.
Jesus, 6:56 PM
“We can clean that house later. Right now, the house you live in needs to be cleaned.”
Gail, 6:56 PM
That’s true.
Jesus, 6:58 PM
“We’re off to a great start. I’ll be back at a later time to chat about how things are going, and offer further direction. You and your men are all doing great. I am so happy we had this talk today.”
Gail, 6:58 PM
I’ll do my best. But this is a major change and It may take me a while to get it all done.
Jesus, 6:59 PM
“I have faith in you.”
“I love you Gail. Have a wonderful night. I’m excited for the future of this apartment.”
Gail, 6:59 PM
You’re amazing.
That Satan is trying to pass you off as my lover. I hate that devil.
I’m going to lightning bolt him!
Can’t wait till we defeat Loree McBride.
Brent, 7:01 PM
Jesus smiled, gave us two thumbs up, and vanished! Wow, he is so wise.
Gail, 7:01 PM
It’s like you can’t even say you love me without that devil trying to turn it into something sexual between us.
Jesus cracks me up.
Nobody is as wise as Jesus.
Well, I’m pretty hungry. I need to make myself some dinner or something. What a night!
Skype Jan. 16, 2022
Brent, 11:38 AM
I had asked Jesus this morning what his final touches would be. That’s when he put on a pair of reading glasses, sat back in his chair, and pulled out a roll of paper. He flicked the paper, and the roll of paper spiraled out like a long scroll. It bounced of off his lap and onto the floor, and then rolled all the way across the room!
I said, “Jesus! That much?”
He laughed at me and said, “just kidding Brent.”
Then he snapped his fingers and the roll disappeared, and in his hand was a single sheet of paper. He said, “it can all be easily done in one day.”
He handed me the paper with his list on it. It seems simple enough.
Gail, 11:39 AM
Jesus is such a character!
Brent, 11:40 AM
The first thing on the list is about the kitchen. He says the kitchen counters should be about as clear as the dining table, and to not use the counter tops as storage. So, the giant bin on the counter has to go. He also said that he inspired Klock to buy that spice rack for you, and wants you to put all the spices in there.
Brent, 11:42 AM
The next thing is about the placement of the piano and glider. Now that you have the proper desk, he says to turn the piano so that it goes against the desk (in front of the TV), and to turn the glider so that it’s sideways by the window. You should be able to look left out the window, and look right toward the computer desk. This should free up space in that area.
Meaning, when you’re on the glider, you should be able to look to the left outside and then right to the computer area.
Gail, 11:42 AM
What a brilliant design! Jesus is a genius.
Brent, 11:43 AM
Also, he says not to be afraid to push furniture up against the wall. The bedside table is almost out in the middle of the room, and should be pushed up snugly against the wall for more stability and space. Same with the bed.
Gail, 11:45 AM
Where should I place my head when I sleep? Cuz if the bed is right up against the window, wouldn’t I get a draft?
Maybe it doesn’t matter.
Brent, 11:45 AM
You should try it out. It will add a more stable feeling to the bed and give the room a little more space.
It seems like Jesus’ design emphasizes a lot of space and light, or feelings of lightness. I wonder if it has to do with the 11th Dimension.
The next thing is about putting some more storage away. Everything on top of the bookshelf should be put away, and also the filing containers. He said there should be plenty of things in the closet you can still throw out to make more space in there for those things if needed. For example, the boxes of curtains or cables can be thrown out. He said if we ever need to buy replacement cables or curtains in the future, we can do so. For now they are taking up unnecessary space in the closet.
Gail, 11:50 AM
I don’t have curtains in the closet.
Brent, 11:50 AM
The final thing was to throw out the drying contraption in the shower. He says that’ll free up the shower and make it look “less ghetto” (his words, not mine). Since you have access to a clothes dryer, it’s no longer needed.
Gail, 11:50 AM
But I drip dry some of my clothes though. I could use hangers.
Brent, 11:51 AM
He was giving those as examples. He just said there should be items in there that we can replace later, so not to worry about storing them.
Gail, 11:54 AM
He wants me to throw out the boxes I use to organize my DVDs and CDs. But I have no other way to store them organized.
Brent, 11:55 AM
He said it would be up to you what to keep in storage, but that the stuff on top of the bookshelf and the filing cabinets have to fit in there.
Gail, 11:56 AM
Oh, they all have to fit in the closet, but I can keep the boxes to organize the DVDs and CDs.
So I can store some DVDs and CDs in the closet, because there’s not enough room on the bookshelf.
Brent, 11:58 AM
You can keep it, as long as it has a place to go and the closets aren’t overfilled to where you can’t easily find it again.
Gail, 11:59 AM
Where does he want the microwave?
Brent, 11:59 AM
The microwave can be on the counter. He was more concerned about the counters being used as storage.
That was everything on the list.
Gail, 12:25 PM
Regarding the bed, which wall is he referring to? For it to be snug against the wall I’d have to push it more into the wall by the bookcase, and not closer to the window, because the wall juts out there.
Brent, 12:26 PM
Yeah, just snug against the side wall, and as far into the wall with the window as it will go.
Gail, 12:26 PM
Okay. That makes sense.
Gail, 11:50 AM
I don’t have curtains in the closet.
Brent, 11:50 AM
The final thing was to throw out the drying contraption in the shower. He says that’ll free up the shower and make it look “less ghetto” (his words, not mine). Since you have access to a clothes dryer, it’s no longer needed.
Gail, 11:50 AM
But I drip dry some of my clothes though. I could use hangers.
Brent, 11:51 AM
He was giving those as examples. He just said there should be items in there that we can replace later, so not to worry about storing them.
Gail, 11:54 AM
He wants me to throw out the boxes I use to organize my DVDs and CDs. But I have no other way to store them organized.
Brent, 11:55 AM
He said it would be up to you what to keep in storage, but that the stuff on top of the bookshelf and the filing cabinets have to fit in there.
Gail, 11:56 AM
Oh, they all have to fit in the closet, but I can keep the boxes to organize the DVDs and CDs.
So I can store some DVDs and CDs in the closet, because there’s not enough room on the bookshelf.
Brent, 11:58 AM
You can keep it, as long as it has a place to go and the closets aren’t overfilled to where you can’t easily find it again.
Gail, 11:59 AM
Where does he want the microwave?
Brent, 11:59 AM
The microwave can be on the counter. He was more concerned about the counters being used as storage.
That was everything on the list.
Gail, 12:25 PM
Regarding the bed, which wall is he referring to? For it to be snug against the wall I’d have to push it more into the wall by the bookcase, and not closer to the window, because the wall juts out there.
Brent, 12:26 PM
Yeah, just snug against the side wall, and as far into the wall with the window as it will go.
Gail, 12:26 PM
Okay. That makes sense.
Gail, 12:36 PM
What a low life! Jesus deserves not to be raped by Satan and is allowed to choose his sexual partner, who will be the bride, the church.
Satan has to learn that he can’t force his penis on beings against their will!
He’s not THAT HOT.
Basically, Satan feels he has the right to rape Jesus and I’m not exaggerating saying this.
And he is trying to redefine rape to make it respectable so that he can justify his desire to rape Jesus.
And he is trying to say that true love is a fairy tale, to further justify his evil rape desires.
He’s throwing up right now, cuz I got his number.
Bottom line; Jesus has the right to be true to himself, which makes him happy and Satan needs to respect that.
Jesus has chosen a bride who has his heart.
It’s not easy being Jesus’s favorite, but I really like him, so I try to do what He wants to make him happy, even if it’s hard work and requires discipline.
Brent, 12:48 PM
He knows that about you. You’d do anything to make Jesus happy. You’re making a wonderful home for him right now.
Brent, 12:50 PM
Could that bag on top of the toilet tank fit in the bathroom closet?
Gail, 12:55 PM
Did Jesus ask you that?
Brent, 12:56 PM
I heard him whisper in my ear about it just now.
Gail, 12:57 PM
I just put it in the closet down on the floor.
What a character.
Brent, 12:57 PM
Awesome.
Skype Jan. 18, 2022
Brent, 1:58 PM
Good afternoon.
Gail, 1:58 PM
Hi Brent. How are you?
Brent, 1:58 PM
I’m doing great, got plenty of rest. How is your day?
Gail, 1:59 PM
I stayed up too late last night. I decided not to drop off my boxes today. Spent too much time making a video for YouTube.
I put some stuff on the Amazon wish list that disappeared right away. Did you remove them?
Brent, 1:59 PM
Hmm. It wasn’t me.
Gail, 2:00 PM
Okay. Looks like someone ordered them then.
I put winter gloves on there so I can walk in 30 degree weather.
I don’t think Jesus would object to what I put there. It’s just an attempt to make better use of my closets.
To make it easier to find my DVDs and CDs when I want to use them.
Brent, 2:01 PM
Whoops. One second, one of the new chickens just waddled in to my quarters.
Gail, 2:01 PM
Oh oh.
I must have goofed.
Brent, 2:02 PM
I’m trying to catch it.
It’s clucking and flailing its wings.
Got it!
Wait a minute, it’s growing.
Gail, 2:03 PM
It’s probably Jesus.
Brent, 2:03 PM
Oh, my God! It’s Jesus!
Gail, 2:03 PM
I’m in trouble over something.
Brent, 2:03 PM
Now I’m holding Jesus in my arms.
Gail, 2:04 PM
That’s weird.
Brent, 2:04 PM
Jesus! What’s the occasion?
“Well Brent. It seems we’re still having some trouble with Satan in the apartment.”
Gail, 2:06 PM
Does he want me to take down the YouTube video I just posted?
Jesus Christ, 2:07 PM
“Last night, he had Gail obsessing over buying more storage bins, and kept her up late. You all know how I feel about storage bins. He also made her forget about putting away the storage bins by the dresser, and even almost tricked her into adding more storage bins on top of them!”
“The video is fine, Gail. I’m more concerned about purging Satan from our living space.”
Gail, 2:08 PM
Okay. At least the video is okay.
You removed the winter gloves from my Amazon wish list as well?
Jesus Christ, 2:09 PM
“Yes, that was me.”
“The Gail Commandments state that you may work out indoors when the weather is unsuitable for walks.”
Gail, 2:10 PM
Alright. So if it’s in the 30s, it’s okay for me to work out indoors.
Jesus Christ, 2:10 PM
“Yes.”
Gail, 2:10 PM
Okay. That solves that problem.
Jesus Christ, 2:11 PM
“Now, we need to solve this situation with Satan getting into our apartment.”
Gail, 2:11 PM
Yeah, I don’t want him in my apartment!
How does he get in?
Jesus Christ, 2:13 PM
“Do you remember the anxious feeling you had when you had the urge to look at storage bins on Amazon all night? That feeling is a strong indicator that Satan is tricking you into doing something unhealthy. The feeling you had when you were being gently urged to bed and tucked in was me.”
Gail, 2:14 PM
I think I can recall it.
Satan may be messing with my memory right now.
Jesus Christ, 2:15 PM
“This is why I made that commandment about toiling. Satan thrives on obsession, anxiety and fear, and can cause you to fall into toiling activities or excess shopping. He especially likes to take advantage of this when you feel like you’re doing something good.”
Gail, 2:16 PM
Which commandment is about toiling?
Oh, I see it.
NOTE: Gail saw the Gail Commandment which stated: “Thou shalt not toil in activities, even honorable work for the Lord, to the extent that sleep is sacrificed. Set aside at least eight hours per night for sleep.”
Jesus Christ, 2:16 PM
“Yes, that one.”
Gail, 2:16 PM
I went and read the original Gail Commandments.
What time do you want me in bed, Jesus?
Jesus Christ, 2:19 PM
“Bedtime is 9 PM on all days.”
Gail, 2:19 PM
Okay.
I guess during the move you were lenient and now you want me back on what you told me before.
Jesus Christ, 2:20 PM
“You were in a transition period, so it’s understandable that things were in chaos.”
“Satan has been interfering with my plans for this apartment. We’re going to need to make a big push to purge him out.”
Gail, 2:21 PM
How do we accomplish the big push?
Jesus Christ, 2:21 PM
“I’m glad you asked.”
Gail, 2:22 PM
Jesus, I hate it when I upset you.
Jesus Christ, 2:22 PM
“There are a few things still out of place in the living areas that are causing interference and allowing Satan to get in.”
“I forgive you, Gail. You’ve done a great job.”
“This has been an enormous amount of work for you so far. You have been so faithful to me.”
Gail, 2:23 PM
I appreciate your patience and understanding. You are a very tolerant being.
Jesus Christ, 2:24 PM
“Let’s start with the dresser. The storage bins need to be put away into the storage closet, and they need to be able to fit without overflowing it. The surface of the dresser should also be cleared. The only items on top can be pictures of Erich, the pink flower, and a lamp.”
“As you can see, the closets have become overfilled.”
Gail, 2:26 PM
What about the clock?
Jesus Christ, 2:26 PM
“How many clocks do you have?”
Gail, 2:27 PM
So you want me to throw out all the Dr. Ruckman cassettes?
I thought he was a good researcher, though I know he kind of irks you.
I have 3 clocks.
Jesus Christ, 2:28 PM
“That’s a violation of the duplicate items rule.”
“You’ll only need one clock, and it goes on the night stand by your bed.”
Gail, 2:29 PM
I see.
Jesus, you don’t like the Bibles I have on top of the dresser?
Which clock should I keep?
Jesus Christ, 2:31 PM
“Regarding your DVDs and VHS tapes, modern technology has made it possible to download many movies for free now. You can safely get rid of all the physical copies of popular movies that are cluttering the closet.”
“The Bibles should go in the bookshelf. This is the only place where books can be kept. Any books that don’t fit on the bookshelf shall be thrown away or donated.”
“Keep the best of the three clocks and throw the rest out.”
“You’ve known for awhile now that one of the closets has been a ‘cheat closet’ where you have stored excess clothing and books. These are items that have a particular place.”
“Once you clear out these items, you’ll find that you have much more space in the storage closet to fit the storage bins that are next to the dresser, as well as DVDs and cassettes that can’t be easily downloaded.”
Gail, 2:42 PM
I wasn’t aware that most of the movies I have could be downloaded. I’ve had the opposite problem.
It’s like copyright is getting really strict.
Jesus Christ, 2:43 PM
“Zack Knight can show you how to download movies when you need to.”
Gail, 2:43 PM
So how do I know which movies I can get rid of?
Should I wait for Zack on this?
Jesus Christ, 2:45 PM
“You can sort the movies with Zack.”
Jesus Christ, 2:47 PM
“We also need to get the mirror off the floor. My plan is to have it mounted to the wall. This will not violate any rules for your apartment complex.”
Gail, 2:47 PM
Oh, so you don’t like my idea of watching TV from the mirror while I’m on the computer.
Jesus: “If you want to expedite the process with the DVDs and VHS, remember — any of those movies or videos you have purchased in a store or have seen on television before can be downloaded online.”
Gail, 2:50 PM
Jesus, I sense you’re really upset. I want to apologize for any failures on my part. Satan has been gloating, and making you miserable.
Jesus Christ, 2:50 PM
“Yeah, that’s not a good idea about watching TV using the mirror. You already know how I feel about TV being full of fake news. The best place for the mirror will be on the wall next to the dresser, opposite of the side with the cork board.”
Gail, 2:50 PM
How do we put it up there?
It’s almost time for my walk. Do you want me to work out indoors today, so we can continue this conversation?
It gets dark early here.
Satan keeps kissing me on the lips. He’s gross!
Jesus Christ, 2:54 PM
“Check the back of the mirror to see if it already has a hole for mounting it with a nail. Take a picture of the back of the mirror, and show it to someone at Home Depot so they can help you find the correct mounting equipment. You have permission to buy any mounting tools that are first cleared with Brent.”
“You may exercise indoors.”
Gail, 2:55 PM
Alright. This is really important to you. No answer on Satan, which means I’m right that he’s REALLY UPSET YOU.
Of course, he does that ALL THE TIME.
Jesus Christ, 2:57 PM
“He’s upsetting me, but I have my best friend Brent and my favorite Gail here to fight him alongside me.”
I’m afraid I will blow it like all of your creation has blown it. Like when God the Father had to kick Israel out of the land and like all your creation blows it all the time.
I’m sure that’s what Satan has been ribbing you about. He says that your dreams are unrealistic and he should be reinstated AS HE IS.
So every time I fail, I feel like I’ve turned into Satan.
After all, you were BFF with him for millions of years so he couldn’t have been so bad at the beginning.
Gail, 3:08 PM
Okay, then you don’t want me to stress over it.
Jesus Christ, 3:08 PM
“Exactly. Just as I am the spirit of peace and harmony, Satan is the spirit of worry and chaos. You don’t need to fear.”
Jesus Christ, 3:09 PM
“How many times did I say not to fear in the Bible?”
Gail, 3:10 PM
I mostly have a fear of failing you.
I feel quite a responsibility being your favorite and feel like it’s quite a heavy weight to be the one who brings you such happiness.
I’m honored, but petrified of making you sad. It makes me want to hate myself.
I’m so angry at Satan for breaking your heart, but you were BFF with him for so long and I am not sure I will not break your heart as he has done, too.
However, I am not as stubborn and proud as he is. But then I wasn’t BFF with you for millions of years either. I’m the new kid on the block and understand why he’s so angry.
Yet, I hate him for breaking your heart.
Why can’t he be content with just being an angel?
Jesus Christ, 3:15 PM
“I have faith in you Gail. We will work on this apartment together. This is very different than the situation I had with Satan.”
Gail, 3:16 PM
Why were you BFF with him for millions of years? Was it, like I guessed, because you knew he would fall and you wanted to give him every chance?
Satan’s so obsessed with me. I’m trying to get handle on him.
Jesus Christ, 3:18 PM
“Satan was the first experiment I had with giving angels free will. Millions of years is a blink of an eye, for a relationship with an angel by the way.”
Gail, 3:19 PM
This must be some higher dimensional thing that I cannot fully comprehend right now.
Jesus Christ, 3:20 PM
“It’s pretty simple. Satan used his free will to make wrong choices, and to not correct them, or try to do better. You also have free will, but you can use it to get back on track whenever you fall off course.”
“While you don’t want to fall off the path all the time, the most important thing is that you always get back on the straight path.”
Gail, 3:21 PM
Will I be laying all 5 crowns at your feet in the future?
Jesus Christ, 3:21 PM
“Yes, you will.”
Gail, 3:21 PM
I believe 5 is the max of crowns a Christian can earn?
Wow.
I’ll do my best, Jesus.
Jesus Christ, 3:23 PM
“This task shouldn’t require heavy effort, or excess obsession. My yolk is easy and my burden is light. Basically, you’re just cleaning and organizing an apartment. Your life should be a lot simpler and easier than it has been.”
Gail, 3:24 PM
Obsession is a hard thing for me to get rid of. I think it’s leftover from my childhood where I tried to overcompensate for being a sinful, bad girl like my mother always used to say.
Jesus Christ, 3:26 PM
“I know it is. Now is the time for you to just enjoy your life, without all that obsession or toiling. You’ve come so far and you don’t live there anymore. Now you live in a beautiful apartment, with secure finances, food security, and with a community of people who support you. You’re safe to be happy here.”
Gail, 3:27 PM
Okay. So you want all my clothes in that closet and not any near the door, like putting a coat in that closet I have near the door. What about my shoes? Can those go underneath the chair near the door?
I already moved the clothes in that closet you said was for all my clothes.
I have a Japanese habit of liking to take my shoes off indoors, so I like to have the shoes near the door.
Jesus Christ, 3:29 PM
“Clothes only in the one closet that’s nearest the dresser, and inside the dresser, and yes you can have one pair of shoes by the door.”
Gail, 3:30 PM
So my glider shoes need to go in that clothes closet?
Jesus Christ, 3:30 PM
“Yes.”
“Now that you have all that new counter space to prepare your meals, you can turn the microwave so that it faces into the kitchen.”
Gail, 3:34 PM
Done. The cord’s a little short, but it works.
Jesus Christ, 3:43 PM
“You have indeed made great progress. You’ll find plenty of space in the closet across from the kitchen table.”
“What’s currently in there right now?”
Gail, 3:46 PM
Vacuum cleaner, books, writing research stuff, hangers, mop, magazines, cleaning pads for mop, old Windows 10 computer.
Looks like I will have to think long and hard about getting rid of more books. You know, as a writer, I’m attached to my books.
I will have to decide which books are really useful.
Are you against me having Ruckman’s Israel commentaries and my cassette tapes in the clothes closet?
The Windows 10 computer is actually now a Linux Lite computer. now I was keeping it as a possible back up.
So you want me to donate that computer?
I better make sure the hard drive is out of it before I do so.
Then it won’t be any good.
Jesus Christ, 3:52 PM
“The excess books need to go, as well as the extra computer. The cassette tapes cannot be downloaded somewhere else later, so those can stay. Peter Ruckman was still a dick.”
“You have more hangers than you have clothes. Those shall be thrown away.”
“For luggage, you would only ever need one carry on bag and one check in bag. The rest of the luggage is excess.”
Gail, 3:55 PM
Wow! I’ve got my work cut out for me.
Jesus Christ, 3:55 PM
“Easey peasey.”
Gail, 3:56 PM
I am praying that you give me wisdom about which books I need to get rid of and which electrical stuff needs to go. I know you can do it!
I hardest part is the decision making.
Jesus Christ, 4:02 PM
“What about the box full of cables?”
Gail, 4:03 PM
You mean the suitcase full of cables?
Jesus Christ, 4:03 PM
“The cables can be thrown away.”
Gail, 4:08 PM
Okay.
So i get rid of a bunch of cables, a bunch of books, a bunch of DVDs and CDs.
Jesus Christ, 4:11 PM
“That would be great progress.”
Gail, 4:12 PM
Looks like I’ll be getting rid of some Star Trek: The Next Generation magazines that I kept from the 1990s, too. They take up a lot of space. But I want to keep my Data Entries.
There aren’t a lot of them. I don’t think.
It seems to me that the rule you’re giving me, is if I haven’t looked at the book in 3 years, it should go.
That may be a bit oversimplistic. I guess I’ll have to use other, more complex criteria. Because I think I’m looking at some books you don’t want me to look at.
I never look at those Star Trek magazines, so I don’t know why I’m keeping them. I think it’s mostly for sentimental value.
I do look at Melody Rondeau’s Data Entries, though.
Reminds me of good times.
Zack, 4:22 PM
Hey Gail, Jesus did tell me you can keep your keepsakes
Gail, 4:22 PM
You mean the Star Trek magazines?
Zack, 4:24 PM
Yeah, if they are significant to you… I think when you compare something like that to a suitcase full of cables, it should be easy to determine which is a keepsake and which is just hoarding.
You should be able to use closet space for keepsakes. As long as they are packed neatly and organized and it fits in storage.
Gail, 4:26 PM
I think Jesus needs to give me about a week to get this stuff done.
Jesus Christ, 4:31 PM
“Zack is right about the keepsakes. Yes, he downloads movies like The Aviator all the time.”
Gail, 4:32 PM
So when you’re saying free downloads, you mean Zack can get them for me?
I better write a list of the movies I’m throwing out then.
Jesus Christ, 4:33 PM
“Zack will show you how.”
Gail, 4:33 PM
I think I will ignore the message to update software. It sure comes up at the most inconvenient time! That Satan!
I just hit “remind me later”.
4:41 PM
Now, this is interesting. . .I am noticing the pollution seems to be getting better.
What is my Gail Shield doing right now?
Brent, 4:49 PM
Wow! It’s working really efficiently!
Gail, 4:50 PM
Well, that will help motivate me to do what Jesus wants. He says “easey peasey”, but this feels like major surgery to me.
I guess it’s like removing cancer. Maybe it’s easy to go in there with the knife and take it out, but the surgery still hurts, even if it has a good result.
9:08 PM
Pinched my pinky finger a bit trying to rush to get to bed on time. That was my left hand. Perhaps you can use your surgery on it. I guess at least I think I’ll make it by 10 p.m., better than yesterday, so I need to calm down.
Apparently, I was right that it will take about a week.
Satan’s trying to injure me.
While I was cleaning out my shower (which I always do after I shower), Loree used brain control to cause me to get my pinky finger caught in the thing that holds the shower head, while I wiped down after my shower.
It’s a minor injury and Brent could probably fix it in a half hour.
Hearing lots of sirens right now.
Loree and Satan are having a fit.
That fat lady is running her giant hair dryer now. LOL.
Gail, 9:21 PM
Are you all trying to access my Amazon account from Nevada? Any ways, I’m getting a message at my phone, but it doesn’t let me respond, so I guess I won’t worry about it.
It just says someone is trying to access my account data from a Samsung Galaxy S9+ smartphone.
Zack, 10:13 PM
That was probably Brent.
He uses a Galaxy S9
Gail, 10:14 PM
I see. Thanks for letting me know. Nothing has changed at Amazon though.
Jesus omitted the stuff earlier in the day.
Zack, 10:15 PM
The location it shows him from changes depending on where we are orbiting on Church of Gail and the exit node we use over the satellite networks.
Yeah, Jesus can modify computer records and stuff without touching any computer
Gail, 10:16 PM
Jesus removed it around 11 a.m. my time. I’ll be heading for bed. Tomorrow, I will give you a list of all my movies.
Actually, I think he removed it about 8 a.m. my time.
Zack, 10:17 PM
Okay awesome. We can load them onto your removable hard drives
Gail, 10:17 PM
I see. I’m almost ready for bed. Thanks for all your awesome help.
Zack, 10:18 PM
I think it might be fun to set up an apartment media server so we can do movie night with all your movies to select from
Gail, 10:18 PM
Jesus stopped me at 7 p.m. and said telepathically that I did enough and he wanted me to ready myself for bed.
Zack, 10:18 PM
Okay, lets go to bed
That’s definitely Jesus
Gail, 10:19 PM
Great ideas.
Zack, 10:19 PM
Jesus does the same to me. He’s even told me when to go on walks and explore outside after I worked inside too much
Have a good night!