Titan Sub Found in Jesuit Anus
Email from Brent Spiner on June 22, 2023 at 1:59 p.m. Central Standard Time U.S. Dearest Gail, There have been some shocking developments in world news, thanks to “you know who” and her army of evil Jesuits. Lizzo decided that in order to boost her approval ratings and increase her troops’ morale, she would host a Guinness Book of Jesuit […]
Lizzo Going on Fake News Rampage (No Coup in Russia)
Above is a recent photo of the Vladimir Putin CLONE, who, it appears, has been making lots of appearances in Lizzo’s fake news. Of course, he may be dead and replaced with a fatter version of Putin, since Lizzo likes her fatties. Update on June 24, 2023: It appears part of Lizzo’s strategy involves taking down websites that might expose […]