Buddha At A Gail Hangout
Buddha showed up at my hangout on Friday, April 15, 2022 and gave me some sage advice for our war against Satan and his evil deities. He says that the final battle is imminent.
Discord on April 15, 2022
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:12 PM
Hi 13.
[6:12 PM]
Joshua, are you there?
Zack Knight — 6:16 PM
I’m here
[6:16 PM]
Yes
Gail asks if her idea to put Japanese tea huts all over the world are helping to bring world peace, even though there is still war between Canada and Australia.
[6:17 PM]
The tea huts are helping
[6:17 PM]
Right now, Rule 13 is meditating on my penis in one.
Rule13 — 6:17 PM
We think the Canada Australia war is Kali, because she is a goddess of war.
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:17 PM
So, the Japanese tea meditation huts are not helping? So there’s still a war, but the huts are helping.
[6:18 PM]
That Kali. What an evil goddess. I had no idea Satan had so many deities on his side.
[6:18 PM]
I have faith in Buddha.
[6:19 PM]
I think if we listen to him we’ll be alright.
Rule13 — 6:28 PM
Buddha came to hangout! He is with me.
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:29 PM
I am honored to have you on our team.
[6:29 PM]
Jesus said that if all the world leaders smoked pot, we’d have world peace.
Rule13 — 6:29 PM
Buddha say, “it is an honor to be on Gail Hangout. I love the music.”
Gail played this music in the background.
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:30 PM
Buddha, did you know my ancestors the Oshu Fujiwara family, Yasuhira Fujiwara, who was so against war, that that is one of the reasons he lost his country. He wouldn’t build up a defense against Yoritomo. Can you weigh in on this? What did you think of Yasuhira?
Rule13 — 6:31 PM
Buddha: “I know your ancestors well. They are in heaven now, in fact. I had a chat with Yasuhira not too long ago. He is a man who lived and stood by his convictions no matter the cost.”
Zack Knight — 6:32 PM
Wow!
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:32 PM
Did the Japanese mini-series Homura Tatsu capture my ancestors correctly? (the password to view the page is Oshu Fujiwara) GAIL’S NOTE: You may want to view this after we have our final battle with Satan, because this is going into the past and we want to stay “present” until we have defeated the evil forces.
Rule13 — 6:32 PM
Buddha: “Oh yes, that was very accurate.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:33 PM
I loved it. I think I had very interesting ancestors. I admired them for being true to their principles.
[6:34 PM]
It seems like I’m the only one interested in watching it. My fans are kind of lackadaisical about my Oshu Fujiwara ancestors. I thought Kiyohira was pretty shrewd in the way he handled his half brother.
[6:34 PM]
In fact, Kiyohira, who was the founder of the Oshu Fujiwara clan, made it a goal to make Northern Japan a Buddhist paradise. A lot of money was spent on Buddhist temples made of pure gold.
[6:35 PM]
That’s why their country fell, because they had gold and greedy people wanted it.
Zack Knight — 6:36 PM
Sounds like Jew Clone Buddhists.
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:36 PM
It’s kind of sad what people will do when they’re consumed by greed and ambition. What’s ironic is that these very people who went after my ancestors for their gold claimed to be devout Buddhists. They were hypocrites. Politicians first and foremost. Religion was just used to gain power. Yeah, exactly, Zack.
[6:37 PM]
Buddha, what happened to Yoritomo? He was Japan’s first Shogun.
[6:37 PM]
Yoritomo reminds me of Satan.
Rule13 — 6:37 PM
Buddha: “He went to hell. Satan knows him.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:38 PM
Yoritomo was a bully and a shrewd politician. He was the head of a military clan at a time in Japanese history when the royalty was supposed to have some class and not just a military outfit.
[6:40 PM]
Before Yoritomo came to power, Japan was very much into the arts and classics and he transformed Japanese society into a country where samurai become political leaders, which I’m not sure is a good thing. Honor became secondary to a lust for power. He betrayed a lot of Buddhist principles, while claiming to be a Buddhist, so he would not lose the support of the people.
[6:40 PM]
Hypocrite. He deserves to be in hell.
[6:41 PM]
Satan’s a hypocrite. “No I’m not. You’re a hypocrite.”
[6:41 PM]
Buddha you have anything to say to Satan? He’s talking to me right now. I called Satan a hypocrite.
[6:41 PM]
He’s a liar, too.
Rule13 — 6:41 PM
Buddha is meditating to repel Satan.
One of Gail’s fans comment that someone poisoned Buddha and killed him.
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:41 PM
Good.
[6:43 PM]
Is that true, Buddha? Someone tried to poison you?
Rule13 — 6:45 PM
Buddha: “That is how I died in my mortal form. It was not unexpected. I was high, and it was very peaceful.”
[6:45 PM]
Buddha: “I can reincarnate if I wanted to.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:48 PM
Trying to stay in meditation mode and stay present. Since Brent and I have been doing this, I hear Jesus is a lot better.
[6:48 PM]
I saw a vision of Satan with a big frown, and he said, “Shit!! Gail’s turned into a Buddhist.”
Rule13 — 6:48 PM
Buddha: “Satan hates Buddhists. We don’t take his crap.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:49 PM
Good. Jesus said that a lot of deities interact with humans and he allows it. Buddha, do you have followers among non-humans?
Rule13 — 6:51 PM
Buddha: “Non-humans? Jesus is kind of a follower of mine. We share many ideas.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:51 PM
That’s true, Buddha.
[6:51 PM]
Gail Commandments seem to have a lot of Buddhist principles.
Klock, Rabbi of Venice — 6:52 PM
Is your name Siddhattha Gotama or are you a new Buddha?
Rule13 — 6:52 PM
Buddha: “Oh! So you noticed.” (referring to the Gail Commandments having a lot of Buddhist principles)
[6:52 PM]
Buddha: “I am just Buddha.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:52 PM
The Gail Commandments are kind of Buddhist.
[6:54 PM]
Buddha, you have any advice for us as we prepare to battle Satan?
Rule13 — 6:55 PM
Buddha: “The final battle is imminent. I can sense this. Continue to meditate and stay mindful and appreciative. I can see it has been helping to restore Jesus’s chakras.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:55 PM
Thank you for the advice.
[6:55 PM]
What do you mean by final battle?
Rule13 — 6:56 PM
Buddha: “We have had many battles with the lesser demons who have been attacking the church. However, the next battle will be against Satan and his deity friends. If this happens, it will determine the winners of the war for Earth.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:57 PM
I see. Yes, this is a very important battle. Are any other deities going to join us?
Rule13 — 6:58 PM
Buddha: “It will just be myself and the others you have heard about.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:58 PM
Okay.
Rule13 — 6:59 PM
Buddha: “Gail, may I try that delicious meal you just made?”
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:00 PM
Certainly. But I goofed on the yogurt I used. It tastes very Indian, instead of Greek as I intended.
Rule13 — 7:00 PM
I am replicating the meal for Buddha! He looks so hungry.
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:01 PM
Has Buddha been eating my food?
Rule13 — 7:01 PM
This is his first time.
[7:01 PM]
Wow! He can’t stop eating!
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:01 PM
Not one of my better dishes. I’m glad you like it, Buddha. You must like Indian food.
Rule13 — 7:01 PM
Buddha: “I could get used to Indian food.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:02 PM
How is the food for you on Church of Gail, Buddha?
Rule13 — 7:03 PM
Buddha: “The food court is quite good. I am impressed with the salmon pond and the gardens. They are relaxing and meditative, yet also provide fresh ingredients.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:03 PM
We have gardens?
Rule13 — 7:03 PM
Buddha: “Yes, Brent says they are for growing food in case anything happens on Earth.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:04 PM
Is this recent? Or it’s always been like this?
Rule13 — 7:04 PM
Buddha: “He said they have always been there as part of the church design.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:04 PM
Wise design.
[7:04 PM]
So, Rule 13, you are putting Buddha in quotes?
Rule13 — 7:04 PM
Yes, I will use Buddha’s name to be more clear.
[7:05 PM]
Buddha: “I was quite happy with your idea to build more tea houses. They are building one on Church of Gail right now.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:05 PM
Quotes are good. His English is a little better than yours, so I can tell the difference.
[7:05 PM]
Oh good! Hopefully, it will help people meditate more and weaken Satan.
[7:06 PM]
I’m so glad you are here with Jesus. If not for you, he’d probably be gone. We didn’t know what to do.
[7:07 PM]
Is there any chance that Jesus can help with the final battle? Or is it too soon?
Rule13 — 7:07 PM
Buddha: “It is my hope that he will awaken by then to join us. However, it is too early to tell when he will recover.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:07 PM
I see.
[7:07 PM]
Satan really devastated him.
[7:08 PM]
Satan is such a bully.
[7:08 PM]
Satan keeps making me bite myself when I eat. He’s been doing this a lot. It doesn’t seem to make much difference. Though It’s slightly better than 2 weeks ago, I think.
[7:09 PM]
I could tell in the past month, that whoever the Jesuit leader was, they were really good.
[7:09 PM]
Like the best Jesuit leader they ever had in terms of effectiveness.
[7:09 PM]
It was Satan himself.
[7:10 PM]
All we can do is meditate and stay present.
[7:10 PM]
That would be something if Jesus comes back on Easter.
Zack Knight — 7:10 PM
YouTube
RoundxSeal
Orbital – Halcyon On and On
[7:11 PM]
found you a good meditation song for later
[7:11 PM]
it might be too loud
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:11 PM
That’s cool. Thanks Zack.
[7:11 PM]
Yeah, I like that.
Zack Knight — 7:13 PM
So Buddha, what do you think of my perfect penis?
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:14 PM
When I listen to this one, Zack. I’ll think of being present with you.
Zack Knight — 7:14 PM
I’m honored
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:14 PM
It’s kind of like Zack Knight music.
Rule13 — 7:15 PM
Buddha: “Hmm. Your penis is a indeed perfect one. You must use this to meditate with Rule 13 often.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:15 PM
Buddha thinks you meditate with your penis. Is that true, Zack?
Zack Knight — 7:15 PM
Yeah, Rule 13 meditates all over my perfect penis.
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:16 PM
How does she do that, Zack?
Zack Knight — 7:16 PM
Skillfully
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:16 PM
A blend between physical and spiritual.
[7:16 PM]
Zack, can you use your perfect penis in the final battle?
Zack Knight — 7:17 PM
That might be a good idea
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:17 PM
How would you use it? Or is that a secret?
Zack Knight — 7:17 PM
I’d probably use my signature laser semen move
[7:17 PM]
Or my glowing penis power
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:17 PM
Hey, it’s worth a shot.
[7:17 PM]
You have glowing penis power?
Zack Knight — 7:18 PM
Yeah, that one only happens in special circumstances
[7:18 PM]
Like when we beat Angelina
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:18 PM
If you meditate using your penis, that might make it ready for the battle.
[7:18 PM]
Buddha. How can Zack meditate using his penis?
Zack Knight — 7:19 PM
Maybe me and Rule 13 can meditate with my penis as the battle happens?
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:19 PM
Why not?
[7:19 PM]
Maybe your penis will glow like the sun!
Zack Knight — 7:19 PM
Yeah, that’s the glowing penis power
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:20 PM
It was your penis that took out Angelina Ballerina.
Rule13 — 7:21 PM
Buddha: “When two individuals make love, they connect themselves at their root chakras, which is centered in the genitals, and share their energy up all chakras. Perhaps, you should strengthen your inner power by combining with Rule 13.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:21 PM
Fascinating.
Zack Knight — 7:21 PM
Great idea!
Rule13 — 7:22 PM
Buddha: “One must always be sure that the one they are making love to, is one they would like to share their chakras with.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:22 PM
Perhaps, I should make more love to Brent so his Mecha Gail will be more powerful?
Rule13 — 7:23 PM
Buddha: “That is an excellent idea.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:23 PM
Hey, if Brent makes love to me, would that strengthen the Gail Shield, too?
Rule13 — 7:23 PM
Buddha: “Yes. All things in moderation, of course. Excessive sexual energy can also unbalance the root chakra.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:23 PM
I guess as long as we go to bed on time.
[7:24 PM]
Well, then we probably don’t need to change anything.
Rule13 — 7:24 PM
Buddha: “This is why if you become exhausted from excessive sex, or your vagina becomes worn, it is a good idea to take a break.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:24 PM
Why does Jesus weaken when he gets in sex mode?
Rule13 — 7:25 PM
Buddha: “Sex with humans weakens deities. It requires us to pull our dimensions from the higher dimensions down into this one, draining our energy.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:26 PM
Wow. If I had known that, I don’t think I would have encouraged Jesus to do that. It must mean a lot to him though.
[7:26 PM]
Would this also happen when Jesus has sex with humans in the millennial reign?
Rule13 — 7:26 PM
Buddha: “Yes.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:27 PM
My goodness. No wonder he was doing it. He probably thinks he’s sort of in the millennium. That must be why Satan will be locked up in the millennium, so it will be safe for Jesus to make love to his bride.
[7:28 PM]
I used to think that Jesus would make love to his bride spirit to spirit, always in God mode. I guess that’s not possible.
[7:29 PM]
It’s a shame Jesus has to weaken himself to make love to his bride.
Klock, Rabbi of Venice — 7:29 PM
YouTube
Meditation and Healing
432 Hz – Deep Healing Music for The Body & Soul – DNA Repair, Relax…
[7:29 PM]
432hz resonates at the same frequency as the planet so its in harmony
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:29 PM
Nice and relaxing.
[7:30 PM]
Buddha, we humans will be in our immortal bodies in the millennial reign. If we are the church. If Jesus makes love to humans in their immortal bodies, does that weaken him, too?
Rule13 — 7:31 PM
Buddha: “If in excess.”
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:32 PM
Okay. I know that Satan will attack Jesus at the end of the 1000 year reign. Perhaps that fire from heaven is help from God the Father because Jesus was weakened by making love to humans during the millennium?
Rule13 — 7:32 PM
Buddha: “Perhaps. Time will tell.”
[7:33 PM]
Buddha: “I would also like to sample what Chad is cooking for dinner tonight. He seems like quite the chef.”
Lord Chud Baron of Dalmatia — 7:33 PM
Chad talks about his vegetarian diet.
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:34 PM
Jesus said it’s not healthy to eat vegetarian.
[7:34 PM]
Once a week is probably fine.
[7:40 PM]
Labne. Lebanese sour cream. Middle Eastern grocery store? (What Chad recommended for Gail)
[7:43 PM]
What does your music do, Klock?
[7:45 PM]
442 hz. This music we listening to is 432 hz. With it being lower, 432 is the planet’s magnetic field. Why did they make it higher? To make us more anxious.
[7:46 PM]
Maybe Satan did that? Buddha, is Klock right, that perhaps Satan changed the music to make us more anxious?
Zack Knight — 7:46 PM
There were various competing standards
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:47 PM
What is the best music to listen to for meditation?
[7:47 PM]
Is it individual?
Rule13 — 7:47 PM
Buddha: “You can best judge this by which music makes you feel most relaxed or joyous.”
[7:48 PM]
Buddha: “I agree with Chad.”
Zack Knight — 7:48 PM
There have been a lot of scales and center frequencies thruout history.
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:48 PM
Disassociate from lyrics. (This is what Chad recommended that Buddha agreed with) Think about the music but no personal connotations.
Zack Knight — 7:48 PM
For alternative scales, I like the pentatonic scale
[7:49 PM]
Because every combination of notes in the pentatonic scale harmonize (edited)
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:50 PM
Meditation is a dis-associative state.
Klock, Rabbi of Venice — 7:50 PM
A test. The same song, changed on tuning frequency alone.
YouTube
neuIlaryRheinKlange
Beethoven – Symphony No.7 in A major op.92 – II, Allegretto
YouTube
MrGoodToons
Beethoven – Symphony No.7 in A major op.92 – II, Allegretto 432Hz
[7:51 PM]
See if it makes you feel different
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:51 PM
I do my best writing in a dis-associative state.
Klock, Rabbi of Venice — 7:51 PM
bastards at UMG (YouTube only allowed the videos to be viewed at their site)
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:55 PM
432 is definitely more relaxing.
Rule13 — 7:55 PM
Buddha: “Meditation is very personal.”
Gail talked about how Baphomet took advantage of deep rooted guilt in her life to manipulate her. And then would show her the way forward with feelings of light, love and beauty, but that these feelings somehow played on Gail’s guilt and were not healthy.
Zack Knight — 7:59 PM
What kind of deep rooted guilt feelings is he bringing up?
Klock, Rabbi of Venice — 8:13 PM
Don’t wish to interrupt but I have to drop and may not be able to join back tonight so wanted to wish you a nice night Gail, and Im glad to see you are doing well. I keep Jesus in my prayers.
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:29 PM
Zack Knight — 8:38 PM
YouTube
The Onion
Should Adults Be Allowed To Bring Kids To R-Rated Movies Where We M…
[8:38 PM]
I thought it was an interesting news article
[8:39 PM]
lol
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:40 PM
I don’t find this very relaxing. To be honest, I find it a little boring. I love Jesuits, but they seem a lot more sex obsessed than I am.
[8:41 PM]
Kids are very adaptable. I was raised in a home where mother left Japanese magazines with women’s breasts showing all over the table and she didn’t make a big deal over it, so neither did I.
Zack Knight — 8:41 PM
So the kids can go to movies where all the adults are masturbating?
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:42 PM
It depends on the culture.
[8:42 PM]
As long as the sexual expression is healthy and balanced, it’s fine.
[8:43 PM]
Getting off balance in anything is bad, that includes sex or masturbation. You can get off balance by being too rigid. The key is balance and a positive attitude in sexuality.
[8:46 PM]
If you view sex as an expression of love, friendship or intimacy. And as long as you are balanced about it. And if the kid is exposed to that. it’s fine.
Chad was showing an old Playboy magazine from the 1970s as an illustration of what the magazines Gail’s mother had were like. Gail somewhat disagreed with Chad and said the Japanese magazines were like the Japanese mainstream magazines, kind of like a Time magazine in Japan with just a couple pages with tasteful women’s breasts presented.
Zack Knight — 8:50 PM
I see the boobs
[8:53 PM]
I wish I had time magazines with porn in them
[8:53 PM]
I wish I lived in a different culture
[8:53 PM]
With all that porn
Rule13 — 9:00 PM
Good night!
Gail Chord Schuler — 9:00 PM
Thank you, Buddha. for the sage advice.
Rule13 — 9:00 PM
Buddha: “Thank you Gail.”
[9:00 PM]
That was Brent. (Someone just kissed Gail)