I personally believe that Jesus, as a result of being picked on while in God school, developed social anxiety disorder. As a result of having sex with him, I have determined Jesus’s true self is a thoughtful introvert, very much like my Brent Spiner. I was awed by his depth and vastness, which seemed so opposite his public persona. We […]
UPDATE on April 30, 2022: It does not appear that the brain to brain communicator who told me I was headed for 11-D sex was Brent, but an impersonator. Nevertheless, Brent and I have an awesome relationship. This article will be updated as I emerge into my new 11-dimensional sexual relationship with Brent, which, appears, to involve Jesus, who will […]
Buddha says that stuff like this actually helps clear our mind and remove demonic influence over our mind as well. Brent and I did this a lot to help heal Jesus when he was in a coma. In fact, I would credit our mindfulness exercises for helping save Jesus’s life because my Gail Shield is an extension of Jesus and […]
We are dealing with the aftermath of probably the most important battle in all of earth’s history, resulting in the cancellation of the Bible. I have decided, after careful consideration, that I like God the Father. Jesus has been smoking pot and drinking. He’s really stressed out, but I think my decision that I like his dad will help him. […]
This is what happened during the most important battle yet in world history – a battle between Satan and Jesus. As a result of this battle, God the Father intervened and cancelled the Bible. Gail gained new insights into Jesus as a result of this and feels that Jesus suffered a form of mental illness (brought on by extreme loneliness) […]
Buddha showed up at my hangout on Friday, April 15, 2022 and gave me some sage advice for our war against Satan and his evil deities. He says that the final battle is imminent. Discord on April 15, 2022 Gail Chord Schuler — 6:12 PM Hi 13. [6:12 PM] Joshua, are you there? Zack Knight — 6:16 PM I’m here […]
Gail is currently trying to stay focused on the present and meditating to that end, and not hearing or reading any books (including the Bible). She is also focusing on doing the Gail Commandments. Until we get Jesus back, this seems the best strategy for all of us. What is below is meant to show how Baphomet works and how […]
UPDATE on April 18, 2022: Jesus is alive, but God the Father has grounded him and kicked him out of his dad’s house. Jesus seems to need some psychotherapy right now. When he was a kid, Satan and his buddies taunted Jesus as POLIO ABS (read this for some insight on Jesus). Though what is in this post may be […]
Dearest Gail, The gods and I were at the Church of Gail food court, taking a much needed, albeit very late, dinner break. We had been spending much of our time guarding the church from further Satanic attack, especially the church hospital where Jesus lay in a coma. Due to the constant threat of demonic attack, we were up at […]
Jesus Has Lost All Faith In Himself
This is my reaction to how Brent responded to the knowledge that Jesus took his free will in order to acquire me as a lover. Brent, I think the reason he let you beat him up and tear his face into shreds is because he wanted you to kill him. I think Jesus is suicidal. The guilt he’s feeling is […]