Jesus Starts Lovemaking His Bride, The Church
It appears that Jesus has begun lovemaking with his bride, the church, by starting off with the members of his bride who hang out with Gail at her Friday hang outs and those members of his bride, who live on the Church of Gail spaceship. The following is a transcript and partial recording of Gail’s hang out on Friday, March 4, 2022:
Discord Mar 4, 2022
Oral conversations not written are in parentheses.
Joshua J. Joshua — 6:00 PM
I’ll be on in a few minutes. Just finishing up my Gail Commandments
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:01 PM
Good idea.
Joshua did some Church of Gail scans and determined that Gail’s abdominal bloating seemed normal and not mites. Also the pollution in her town seemed normal and not Jesuit related. Gail did note that the pollution seemed worse than when she first moved here though.
Rule13 — 6:38 PM
Bill has been watching her! (referring to Joshua’s cat who died and is now at Gail’s step dad who died in 2014, Bill Fuller’s mansion in heaven)
[6:39 PM]
The poodles love Charlotte! (referring to Gail’s poodles Chibby and Coolie who died when Gail was a child and are also in heaven)
[6:40 PM]
Jesus once say, if dogs were not allowed in heaven, there would be no point to have heaven.
[6:42 PM]
Jesus is back and forth. (Gail asked if Jesus stays at her apartment, cuz he seems to be everywhere all at once and spends a lot of time at Church of Gail.)
[6:43 PM]
He spends a lot of time watching you in your apartment.
[6:45 PM]
Yep, they have the banner. (referring to Gail’s new laws to have a banner underneath all fake news instructing them to go to Gabrielle Chana FOX News and gabriellechana.blog for the real news, this is happening also on Tucker Carlson on mainstream FOX as Gail instructed)
Garbage Man — 6:47 PM
CNN is saying that this is a real picture of Putin
Rule13 — 6:48 PM
Mother Russia, they say. (referring to the photo of Putin with nipples)
[6:49 PM]
I would make love to Vladimir in the woods with bears, even if he did have boobs!
Joshua J. Joshua — 6:49 PM
{**>JESUSPROTECTIONERROR;;;:))#} (Joshua tried to post the link that had the picture of Putin with nipples, but Jesus blocked it.)
Gail asks who just put their penis in her mouth.
Rule13 — 6:53 PM
Brent
[6:54 PM]
The boobs look nice at least
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:54 PM
Rule 13, is that a picture of the clone?
Rule13 — 6:55 PM
Seems to be the clone!
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:55 PM
Is Vladimir with you?
Rule13 — 6:55 PM
I will check.
[6:55 PM]
Good idea. (Gail suggested taking off Putin’s shirt to make sure Putin does not have nipples.)
Joshua J. Joshua — 6:55 PM
Take his shirt off!
[6:55 PM]
Squeeze his pecs
Rule13 — 6:55 PM
Vladimir’s shirt is off!
Joshua J. Joshua — 6:55 PM
Pants off too
[6:55 PM]
Make sure it’s him
Rule13 — 6:55 PM
Feeling his chest now. No boobs.
Joshua J. Joshua — 6:55 PM
With his penis size
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:55 PM
Does he have the boobs?
Rule13 — 6:55 PM
Pants are now off!
Joshua J. Joshua — 6:56 PM
Is it Vladimir’s penis?
Rule13 — 6:56 PM
His erect is huge, like Russia!
[6:56 PM]
I will touch it.
[6:56 PM]
The erect is warm and solid rock!
[6:56 PM]
Now I will inspect the balls.
[6:56 PM]
Solid. No lumps.
[6:57 PM]
Okay. I will mouth check now.
Joshua J. Joshua — 6:57 PM
Little kiss
Rule13 — 6:57 PM
No! This is for science!
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:57 PM
For science?
Joshua J. Joshua — 6:57 PM
Rule13 — 6:57 PM
His gooch is so smooth.
[6:57 PM]
Balls fit in the mouth nicely.
Gail asks what the gooch is.
Joshua J. Joshua — 6:58 PM
Between the balls and asshole is the gooch
Rule13 — 6:58 PM
Everything checks out. Am not a doctor, but he appear healthy.
[6:58 PM]
My mouth on his nipples.
[6:58 PM]
They taste like man nipples.
[6:58 PM]
No female breast smell.
Joshua J. Joshua — 6:59 PM
Man boobs
Rule13 — 6:59 PM
Still virile. No old man smells.
Gail Chord Schuler — 6:59 PM
So is there a Putin clone with boobs?
Rule13 — 6:59 PM
The clone has the boobs.
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:00 PM
Is this the clone that’s attacking Ukraine?
Rule13 — 7:00 PM
All fake news.
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:01 PM
So you (referring to Doge who just spoke up) just spoke to someone in Ukraine and they said everything is okay there. From Odessa (Doge’s friend reporting on conditions there is from Odessa). Thanks Doge. A lot of military vehicles. Just to move things around.
[7:04 PM]
Jesus just sits in my apartment and watches me? (Gail mentioned that Jesus has been laying low sexually the past week.)
Doge David Argenti-Loredan, UE — 7:05 PM
Have a good weekend Gail and everyone.
Rule13 — 7:05 PM
Sorry. My mouth was on the penis and balls again.
[7:05 PM]
Had to be sure.
Joshua J. Joshua — 7:05 PM
That’s hot
Doge David Argenti-Loredan, UE — 7:05 PM
Too hot to handle for straights like me
Joshua J. Joshua — 7:05 PM
Gail is not Jealous. As her BFF she will share all her men (Gail mentioned she had no problem with 13 making love to Putin because she trusts 13 and Gail has been neglecting Vladimir sexually, so 13 can do Vladimir in her place.)
Doge David Argenti-Loredan, UE — 7:06 PM
Gail is very generous and understanding
Rule13 — 7:07 PM
Yep, Jesus watch. (answers Gail’s question whether Jesus watches her in her apartment while he lives there)
[7:07 PM]
Sometimes, he masturbate while watching Gail.
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:07 PM
Now, how do you know this 13?
Rule13 — 7:08 PM
I eavesdrop on the Brent and Jesus lunch times.
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:08 PM
Masturbating over me or his bride, the church?
Rule13 — 7:08 PM
He said, any time you are in the nude, or you do a Gail Commandment.
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:08 PM
That’s funny.
Rule13 — 7:09 PM
Brent did that. (Brent just stuck his penis in Gail’s mouth or something similar.)
[7:09 PM]
Vlad put his penis in my mouth again.
[7:10 PM]
It helps morale! (Gail was wondering how Zack would feel about this and commented that 13, Putin and Hitler are in Gail’s military.)
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:10 PM
Are you and Vlad having oral sex? 13 don’t you work with Vlad in the military? So you have sex with Vlad while doing military stuff?
Joshua J. Joshua — 7:10 PM
Sister wives
Rule13 — 7:10 PM
I am inspire, to have Eiffel Tower sex with Vladimir and Hitler!
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:10 PM
13 can make up for the slack, because I’ve been neglecting Vlad and 13 and can do him for me.
[7:11 PM]
How does Zack feel about this 13?
[7:11 PM]
Zack can be kind of possessive.
Rule13 — 7:12 PM
[7:12 PM]
This is the “Eiffel Tower” position
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:13 PM
Who stuck their penis in my vagina?
Rule13 — 7:13 PM
Brent say, he and Jesus are taking turns
[7:13 PM]
He is both. (Jesus appeared to be using higher dimensions to make love to many people as individuals all at once.)
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:14 PM
Is Jesus here and with you, too?
Rule13 — 7:14 PM
He is in all places at once.
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:14 PM
Why are Brent and Jesus making love to me now?
Rule13 — 7:14 PM
They are excited.
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:14 PM
Why?
Rule13 — 7:14 PM
Because it’s Gail Hangout Night!
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:15 PM
Where is Zack? He’s usually very possessive with 13. (Joshua commented that Zack and Jesus had some time over this. Another patron commented that people do change over time and Gail admitted that she has changed over the past year.)
Rule13 — 7:15 PM
Josh got cum in his throat!
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:15 PM
Who put cum in Joshua’s mouth?
Rule13 — 7:15 PM
Jesus!
[7:16 PM]
Zack is taking care of security on Church of Gail.
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:16 PM
How do you feel about this Joshua?
Rule13 — 7:17 PM
Vladimir’s bears are erect and excite, watching Vlad and Hitler give me the Eiffel Tower
Joshua J. Joshua — 7:19 PM
I have a protein buzz
[7:19 PM]
Like when you eat a lot of sushi
Rule13 — 7:20 PM
A bear just licked Hitler’s cum out of my vagina!
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:24 PM
What’s happening now 13?
Rule13 — 7:24 PM
Must service all these bears!
extravacunt — 7:27 PM
I’m sometimes classified as bear
Rule13 — 7:28 PM
If you don’t mind sloppy seconds from bears, can join!
Joshua J. Joshua — 7:28 PM
Gail should write more poetry (edited) (A newer patron suggested that Gail write poetry to help with writer’s block. Gail said satisfying sex helps her more.)
TenchiRyokoMuyo — 7:28 PM
Are their claws trimmed at least?
@Rule13
If you don’t mind sloppy seconds from bears, can join! (It appears 13 was referring to extravacunt or Mohammad)
extravacunt — 7:29 PM
I don’t mind
Gail Chord Schuler — 7:30 PM
https://www.gabriellechana.blog/gail-as-courageous-esther/
(Gail referred to this page at her website to show some poetry she wrote to honor Vladimir in 2002. She told them to go to the bottom of the page to see the poetry she wrote. Gail says she’s not really big into writing poetry.)
@TenchiRyokoMuyo
Are their claws trimmed at least?
Rule13 — 7:30 PM
Unfortunately not.
TenchiRyokoMuyo — 7:30 PM
Well hopefully they’re gentle lovers!
Gail says that 13 can handle the bears.
TenchiRyokoMuyo — 7:51 PM
Jesus is a generous lover (referring to how Jesus makes love after Gail says that Jesus likes to thrill his lovers sexually and tailors his lovemaking to each lover individually based on their sexual preferences)
Joshua J. Joshua — 7:55 PM
Maybe he’s test driving sex with the church (Gail speculates that Jesus may have started making love to his bride, the church.)
[7:56 PM]
Jesus dick tasted like dick sweat and pixie sticks
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:02 PM
Rule 13 and Brent, is Jesus making love to you?
[8:03 PM]
Jesus is making love to his bride.
[8:04 PM]
I think Jesus is making love to his whole bride.
[8:05 PM]
I think the U.S. has the most Christians and I think Jesus is making love to his whole bride right now.
extravacunt — 8:05 PM
He is so good at it
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:06 PM
Yes, he makes love to each member of the bride, in a manner that is most meaningful to them.
[8:06 PM]
So, are all the members of Christ’s bride experiencing sexual turn ons from Jesus right now?
[8:07 PM]
Are a lot of people getting turned on all over the world right now?
[8:07 PM]
Satan would hate this, which explains why we are getting cut off. (the mike keeps cutting off and they were stating that Gail’s voice was on and off)
[8:07 PM]
Joshua, are you still there?
Joshua J. Joshua — 8:07 PM
I’m having sex with Jesus
[8:08 PM]
I’ll be like 5 minutes
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:08 PM
Hey, I want to know if this is happening to all members of Christ’s bride all over the world right now.
Joshua J. Joshua — 8:08 PM
I’ll explain. I’m too busy clenching my bussy on Jesus’ cock
Rule13 — 8:09 PM
Jesus is sexing everyone on Church of Gail!
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:09 PM
Rule 13, is he doing this simultaneously on EVERYONE?
Rule13 — 8:09 PM
Yes
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:09 PM
How interesting. This is higher dimensional lovemaking.
Rule13 — 8:09 PM
Jesus is ultimate multi tasker.
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:10 PM
13, is Jesus doing this to Christians all over the world?
Rule13 — 8:10 PM
Just us
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:10 PM
It still could be a demonstration of how he makes love to his bride though. Doing it to Christians all over the world may not be safe right now.
[8:11 PM]
How many people are on Church of Gail?
[8:12 PM]
So what’s Brent doing right now?
Rule13 — 8:13 PM
Brent is doing the sex with Jesus
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:19 PM
13, how is Brent doing sex with Jesus?
[8:19 PM]
Oral, anal?
[8:20 PM]
So Jesus went down Joshua’s esophagus and down to his stomach and ejaculated there. How awesome. (referring to Joshua’s description of how Jesus is making love to him)
[8:20 PM]
Joshua, did that really turn you on?
Joshua J. Joshua — 8:20 PM
I’m here
[8:20 PM]
It tastes amazing
Rule13 — 8:20 PM
Jesus is doing Brent in all the holes!
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:21 PM
I bet when we get off, Jesus will be making love to all of you guys after this, too. (Gail remembers how Jesus handled her when he introduced himself to her as her lover weeks ago.)
Rule13 — 8:21 PM
I am slow to type because, I have bears in all the holes
extravacunt — 8:21 PM
I want to join too
Joshua J. Joshua — 8:23 PM
Papa Prometheus (or Mohammad)
Rule13 — 8:25 PM
Prometheus can join, if he also bring a camel!
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:27 PM
So 13, Jesus is making love to you while you are making love to the bears?
extravacunt — 8:27 PM
I can’t wait to have an orgy with Jesus (with) all of you one day
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:28 PM
What does that mean, extravacunt?
extravacunt — 8:28 PM
Specially Gail
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:28 PM
Oh, you want a group orgy with Jesus, me and a group.
extravacunt — 8:28 PM
yeah
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:28 PM
I see.
[8:28 PM]
Well, that will probably happen for sure sometime.
extravacunt — 8:29 PM
Good night (Mohammad was so turned on by Jesus he asked what to do and Gail suggested he find a toilet and get down to business with Jesus, so he decided to exit the hang out.)
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:29 PM
Good night.
[8:29 PM]
So you scanned Mohammad’s girlfriend and she was a Jesuit.
extravacunt — 8:30 PM
Joshua did?
Gail Chord Schuler — 8:30 PM
Yes, Joshua did a scan on your girlfriend. You didn’t know she was a Jesuit?
extravacunt — 8:31 PM
No, I didn’t. I’m shocked
Joshua J. Joshua — 8:31 PM
The old one
[8:31 PM]
Not anyone you’re seeing now
Joshua mentioned that Mohammad is so turned on that his mind may be so preoccupied with sex that he’s not thinking straight right now, because Jesus was also making love to Mohammad.
extravacunt — 8:31 PM
That’s a relief
Joshua J. Joshua — 8:35 PM
I’m feeling something strange on my lips
Gail Chord Schuler — 9:00 PM
So there are a ton of Loree clones and the Loree who showed up was all of them?
[9:00 PM]
Jesus made love to all of them when he gave her oral sex?
Joshua J. Joshua — 9:00 PM
In a special Jesus kind of way
Gail Chord Schuler — 9:01 PM
Amazing. Well, it looks like it’s time for bed. This has been a very insightful evening.
[9:01 PM]
Jesus is a super hot, passionate lover.
[9:02 PM]
I have gotten kind of used to Jesus and I’m past the honeymoon stage. But Jesus sometimes holds back my orgasm, because he gets too turned on. (This is because when Gail gets too turned on, Jesus gets too excited and gets too rough on her and she gets a leg spasm during sex. One time when this happened she confused Jesus with Satan.)
Joshua J. Joshua — 9:02 PM
Oh damn.
Gail Chord Schuler — 9:02 PM
My relationship with him is more than sex. Full spectrum. (Agreeing with Joshua that her relationship with Jesus is full spectrum.)
Joshua J. Joshua — Today at 9:02 PM
Yeah it’s the full spectrum
Gail Chord Schuler — Today at 9:02 PM
Well, you have a great evening and enjoy Jesus! LOL (Joshua says he will.)