Letters to Vladimir Putin About Conspiracy Law (6-10-2005)

6-10-05 Bemerkungen über 1-18-02 Tatbestand

I want something done about all these creepy men who I am forced to bump into when I leave for work and when I come back from work at my apartment complex. Today, when I came back from work, I saw a guy sitting on the stairwell that I have to climb to go to my apartment. Apparently, this guy likes to sit on the stairwell and smoke. But I don’t like it that he’s always there when I come back from work and that I have to walk right next to him to get to my apartment. So I went out of my way to go to another stairwell, which is further away from my apartment and another man came out of nowhere and bumped right into me as I climbed up that stairwell. And I said, “It appears that we are all timed to bump into each other. I can’t keep from bumping into people no matter what I do.”

He said, “Are you in trouble again?”

What a weird thing to say. How would he know if I’m in trouble? He’s a total stranger to me. Get rid of this guy, if he’s not listening to his UAC. I don’t want to have to deal with the likes of him.

The UNWILLING AGENT COUNSELORs are not doing their job. Get on them. Either fire the UNWILLING AGENT COUNSELORS and get new ones, or if the problem is that these guys are not listening to their UAC, then ship them to UNWILLING AGENT CITIES.

I want something done about this.

My space is being invaded and I’ve done NOTHING to encourage any of these men. They don’t attract me in the least and I’m not looking for any man, and I’m sick and tired of being forced to bump into all these creepy men. I want my space. Jesuits are always in your face. I hate the controlling Jesuit bastards, who think they have the right to manipulate and control everyone on the planet and use UNWILLING AGENTS to further their agenda. ENFORCE MY LAWS!!

Right now, I am engaged to Vladimir Putin and the only men I would even consider for marriage would be Vladimir or Brent Spiner. The other men are wasting their time. This is a violation of my time and place laws, which UNWILLING AGENT COUNSELORS are supposed to pay attention to. Find out why my laws are being violated and I don’t want to have to bump into any of these creepy men ever again. Get on the UACs or ship these guys to an UNWILLING AGENT CITY.

XXX1/2–G.S. (6-10-05)

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Electronically signed: Gail Chord Schuler
Date: 6-10-05
Place: Melbourne, FL