5-10-05 Bemerkungen über 1-18-02 Tatbestand
I have lost cable at my apartment. I will call the manager’s office to report this problem. Make sure that this problem is handled in a manner which honors CONSPIRACY LAW and that the Jesuits don’t use this Jesuit-induced cable problem to further any conspiracies. Find out who was behind this and execute them chop-burn-ash-maggot style according to the guidelines of Sect. 85 & 88 of CONSPIRACY LAWS AND GOVERNMENT and make sure it is known that it was MY IDEA to carry out the executions of these cable troublemakers in this manner. You can broadcast this statement on IBN.
Electronically signed: Gail Chord Schuler
Place: Melbourne, FL