I Appoint Rodeslav Cibulka: Administrator of the Small Business Administration

Been listening to Rodeslav Cibulka for a while. He’s pretty smart. He’s very passionate about economics and I’d like him in my cabinet so he can implement some of his socialist policies, which I agree with. He just lost his job. Well, he has a job now! He may play like he doesn’t have a job in the mainstream media to protect me here in Florida, though. I’ve asked my men to take care of him after he lost his job. He used to support Bernie Sanders before Bernie “sold out” his followers and went neoliberal. I have Bernie in my cabinet as Sec. of Health and Human Services.

Rodeslav’s Academic Training:

  • B.A. in Political Science
  • B.S. in Microbiology
  • Deep knowledge in Central and Eastern European Politics, History, and Culture
  • Deep knowledge of Evolutionary Biology, Psychology, and Human Genetics
  • Deep knowledge of Classical Greek Philosophy and Logical Argumentation

Rodeslav’s Political Experience:

  • Served as a political strategist on 3 winning Democratic State House candidates in California (names withheld for privacy reasons).
  • Worked for a sitting California Democratic senator’s office as a social media coordinator.

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