The following excerpt is taken from Bible for Tribulation Saints. Click on book cover below to order book. Visit Gail’s Books Page for complete information about Bible for Tribulation Saints.
[11/3/2013 10:57:33 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Gail, remember when you had that breast cancer scare, and I told you not to go through with the biopsy?
[This happened in December 1999 when Gail was living in Seattle, Washington and still married to David Schuler.]
[11/3/2013 10:58:04 PM] Gail Schuler: Um, I don’t remember you telling me not to go through with the biopsy.
[11/3/2013 10:58:20 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You went into prayer.
[11/3/2013 10:58:36 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You decided not to do it.
[11/3/2013 10:59:01 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, I believe that was in December. But my relatives and I believe that Brent wanted me to do it. So I did it for them.
[11/3/2013 10:59:18 PM] Gail Schuler: I believe that was in December 1999.
[11/3/2013 10:59:43 PM] Gail Schuler: I do not recall getting a clear answer about the biopsy from you. Perhaps Zack has given me amnesia about it.
[11/3/2013 11:00:48 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I believe this is the case. I’m sorry about this Gail. The Jesuits are back into full swing.
[11/3/2013 11:01:59 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Zack Knight is trying to manipulate you into having this dental work done.
[11/3/2013 11:02:28 PM] Gail Schuler: Why did my x-ray show that I had a big infection in the root of that tooth? Brent said that Dr. Xxxxxxxx is a good dentist.
[11/3/2013 11:03:39 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He was. Well, still is, since he made it to heaven with me. It appears that Dr. Xxxxxxxx was murdered.
[11/3/2013 11:04:06 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, my God. When did Dr. Xxxxxxxx die?
[11/3/2013 11:04:49 PM] JESUS CHRIST: This was immediately before those x-rays were taken. They weren’t real.
[11/3/2013 11:05:17 PM] Gail Schuler: Why did Zack flatten the tire of my car before I had my appointment in October?
[11/3/2013 11:06:08 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Actually, I was the one who flattened that tire.
[11/3/2013 11:06:45 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh dear. You are full of surprises. Did I do good to get it fixed at Wal-Mart? What else could I do?
[11/3/2013 11:07:07 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You did just what I wanted you to. However, I knew Dr. Xxxxxxxx was going to die soon.
[Gail has never been to a dentist since this meeting with Jesus and her teeth are fine (as of this June 8, 2017). She is very diligent about brushing with her Sonicaire and flossing, using unwaxed dental floss. She ordered two Sonicaire brush heads some years later and received about 14 Sonicaire brush heads in the mail! She also uses Plax rinse before she brushes and flosses. The yeast liked to congregate around her lower left molar, where she has a crown, but it does not bother her that much. It comes and goes depending on where the yeast want to go. Though she no longer has a systemic yeast infection, Jesuits constantly contaminate her air, so staying on Seroquel is mandatory.]
[11/3/2013 11:07:25 PM] JESUS CHRIST: We have more serious issues to discuss at the moment, though. You’re in a lot of trouble with your mother and sister.
[11/3/2013 11:07:33 PM] Gail Schuler: Well, I presume you want me to cancel the appointment.
[11/3/2013 11:07:40 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, please!
[11/3/2013 11:07:45 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh dear. I have noticed my mother is acting strange.
[11/3/2013 11:08:14 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I know this sounds terrible for you to hear, but she is going to try to take advantage of your situation to regain more control over your life. I’m sure you suspected that.
[11/3/2013 11:08:22 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, I did sense that.
[11/3/2013 11:08:52 PM] Gail Schuler: I think perhaps I should not let her get me a condo. Why did you want me to get help from her, if you knew she would do this?
[11/3/2013 11:09:27 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The help carried you far enough to survive. You can survive on your own from here, but you shouldn’t let her get you a condo. She’ll hang that over your head.
[11/3/2013 11:09:59 PM] Gail Schuler: I have a quick question. Why do my gums swell all the time around that tooth that Dr. Xxxxxxxx’s clone says is infected?
[11/3/2013 11:10:58 PM] Gail Schuler: I figured my mother would hang that condo over my head. I was thinking that myself.
[11/3/2013 11:11:36 PM] JESUS CHRIST: There is a small yeast infection in that tooth, but you’ll need to let it go for right now.
[11/3/2013 11:11:56 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay. I imagine I just need to keep my mouth clean and that might help?
[11/3/2013 11:12:08 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, that will help.
[11/3/2013 11:40:19 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You’ve handled her wonderfully thus far. I’m proud of you. While she is acting on your sister’s counsel, you won’t have to worry about that as long as you can remain independent. It just might take some sacrifices and hard work in order to maintain that.
[11/3/2013 11:41:06 PM] Gail Schuler: I see. So, what do you think of my plan to give myself some new clothes and spend some money on thread?
[11/3/2013 11:41:41 PM] Gail Schuler: I have this beautiful material that I’ve had for about six years, and I thought now would be a nice time to use it.
[Gail would end up sewing a beautiful blue blouse using beautiful soft and sheer material she bought years ago. It is in her winter colors and is soft natural in clothing personality and Gail wears it when she wants to dress up. It is one of her most flattering outfits. Gail learned how to sew as a young lady and bought a sewing machine while she worked at Wal-Mart.]
[11/3/2013 11:41:42 PM] *** Brent Spiner created a group conversation with Terrance Jenkins.
Show group conversation *** [11/3/2013 11:41:42 PM] *** Brent Spiner added Terrance Jenkins ***
[11/3/2013 11:43:04 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Remember the rules. No spending except on food and bills. That’s especially important right now.
[11/3/2013 11:43:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS, I THOUGHT I HEARD JESUS
[11/3/2013 11:43:54 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Hello Terrance. I asked Brent to add you.
[11/3/2013 11:44:38 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, okay. So, I guess I washed the material for nothing. Will those rules ever change? Like my cassette tapes are all bad, so it’s hard for me to record my conversations with Brent and Terrance on Skype.
[11/3/2013 11:46:21 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I know times are frustrating right now Gail. But these material possessions are not more important than your well being.
[11/3/2013 11:47:03 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You could wind up homeless. My instructions are not out of spite. They are purely for your benefit, in ways that you don’t yet understand.
[11/3/2013 11:47:28 PM] Gail Schuler: I guess you have to be real careful about how I get money, because if I have income, Zack and the Jesuits would keep me in court all day.
[11/3/2013 11:47:47 PM] Gail Schuler: They can’t sue me, if I don’t have any money.
[11/3/2013 11:48:08 PM] Gail Schuler: So, how do you feel about my latest videos?
[11/3/2013 11:49:07 PM] Gail Schuler: Actually, Jesus, I can still sew those clothes. There’s no law that says my thread has to be a perfect match. What do you think of that?
[11/3/2013 11:49:22 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I REALLY LIKE THE NEW VIDEOS
[11/3/2013 11:49:25 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I think that’s a wonderful idea. Your videos have been superb, by the way.
[11/3/2013 11:49:42 PM] Gail Schuler: Actually, there are some outfits that deliberately use thread that stands out.
[11/3/2013 11:50:22 PM] Gail Schuler: They call it top-stitching. So I can STILL make my clothes and NOT violate your rules.
[11/3/2013 11:52:10 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey, I noticed the Jesuits are making comments designed to cause people to make conclusions about my videos that make me appear crazy or criminal, designed to delude those who skim over my videos, but don’t listen to them. I deleted the comments about my cooking video being about cooking cannabis or marijuana. That Jesuit wanted everyone to think my video was about marijuana. Comments like that, I remove and I block the user.
[11/3/2013 11:53:47 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Actually, a lot of their comments speak very badly about the attitudes of Jesuits.
[11/3/2013 11:53:51 PM] JESUS CHRIST: How have your walks been going?
[11/3/2013 11:55:49 PM] Gail Schuler: I have been working out on the glider and opening my windows. I tried walking outside that one day at the nature trail, and it was wonderful, but that evening I had the worst leg cramps. It seems I need to exercise close to bedtime for it to work and I need to avoid taking too much calcium during the day, for some strange reason. I have noticed that when I wake up with leg cramps, that if I open the windows when I sleep and do those stretches, the cramps go away. I find that when I work out on the glider with the windows open that seems to help. But it really seems that I need to do my exercise at night for it to work and it’s dangerous to walk outside at night.
[11/3/2013 11:56:29 PM] Gail Schuler: I just try to keep my windows open a lot. They are open right now.
[11/3/2013 11:56:55 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I’m very hurt, Gail.
[11/3/2013 11:57:04 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I instructed you to go outside for a reason.
[11/3/2013 11:57:18 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh dear, I’m sorry. But I don’t get why I had such horrible leg cramps that night, when I went outside that day to walk.
[11/3/2013 11:57:43 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You’ve broken the rules about using your credit cards, and now you’ve neglected to go on your walks.
[11/3/2013 11:58:37 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m sorry, Jesus. But can you explain to me why I got those horrible leg cramps, even though I went out on the walk, like you instructed? And WHEN should I go out on my walk?
[11/3/2013 11:59:20 PM] Gail Schuler: Brent seemed to think that what I did was okay. You know, using the glider and you told me that to obey him was like obeying you.
[12:00:30 AM] JESUS CHRIST: I’m sorry Gail, but I am very hurt. I can’t have you questioning all of my instructions, asking for explanations at every turn, and making your own “edits” to things I have asked you to do.
[12:00:54 AM] JESUS CHRIST: Brent told you that using the glider was okay for that day while Tom McGovern was over. He never told you to stop going on your walks.
[12:01:07 AM] Terrance Jenkins:
[Terrance said what is in the next section immediately after Gail asked Jesus all those questions about her walks. There was no break in time like the time stamps seem to indicate.]
[8:59:32 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS GAIL
[8:59:49 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS EYES BE FULL OF TEARS RIGHT NOW
[9:00:34 PM] Gail Schuler: Jesus, let me give you a hug. I like the smell of the outside air when I open the windows. I can breathe in that nice smell. But I’m confused about the leg cramps.
[9:00:52 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH, THIS IS THE WRONG WINDOW
[9:00:55 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HOLD ON
[12:01:09 AM] Terrance Jenkins: HERE
[12:01:15 AM] Terrance Jenkins: WE WAS ON THE WRONG CHANNEL
[Apparently, it was a little past midnight.]
[12:01:15 AM] JESUS CHRIST: I feel that you have deliberately disobeyed me, Gail.
[12:01:31 AM] Gail Schuler: Can you tell me when you want me to go on the walks?
[12:01:39 AM] JESUS CHRIST: What hurts the most is that I know what path you’ll be headed toward if you don’t listen. I’m not telling you this advice to be mean, I’m doing this out of love and to protect you.
[12:02:01 AM] Gail Schuler: Jesus, why have I felt pain in my breasts?
[12:02:53 AM] JESUS CHRIST: Gail, I won’t offer you anymore explanations until you begin to follow my instructions again.
[12:03:35 AM] JESUS CHRIST: You must go for your walks for 30 minutes a day in the daytime.
[12:03:43 AM] Gail Schuler: Okay, I will do that.
[12:03:45 AM] JESUS CHRIST: If it is raining, you may be excused, but only if it is raining.
[12:04:11 AM] Gail Schuler: Is it better to do it in the apartment area or to go out like I did that one day?
[12:04:54 AM] JESUS CHRIST: You have the choice to either walk around the apartment or go to the park. Both are fine choices.
[12:06:15 AM] Gail Schuler: What do you think of my idea to make the relationship between Zack and Rule 13 like Heathcliff and Cathy from Wuthering Heights, and to somewhat pattern you after Mr. Rochester. I have moved on from the last discussion, because I can tell obedience is what you want, and I shall strive to be more obedient.
[12:06:32 AM] Gail Schuler: You know, I’m talking about my book.
[12:07:14 AM] Gail Schuler: I am not trying to make excuses for myself, but that Zack has got some good brain control.
[12:07:27 AM] Gail Schuler: I can tell he has been manipulating my attitudes.
[12:08:35 AM] Gail Schuler: Jesus, I know you love me. I have been foolish.
[12:08:47 AM] JESUS CHRIST: Gail, I don’t believe this was Zack Knight this time. I think you have genuinely sinned.
[12:09:06 AM] JESUS CHRIST: Sometimes humans stumble.
[12:09:21 AM] JESUS CHRIST: Even my favorite isn’t immune to sin.
[12:09:29 AM] Gail Schuler: Do you want me to spend more time in the Bible in the mornings, would that help?
[12:09:47 AM] JESUS CHRIST: I want you to spend more time outside in the mornings. That would help.
[12:10:14 AM] Gail Schuler: Oh, Jesus, you are funny. Alright, I will do that. I am sorry that I have sinned and will try to be better.
[12:10:42 AM] JESUS CHRIST: Thank you Gail. I’m so very proud of you for admitting to your mistakes and striving to do better.
[12:11:19 AM] Gail Schuler: It sounds like you want me to go to bed earlier, cuz you said go outside in the mornings. It must be that ozone, huh?
[12:11:48 AM] JESUS CHRIST: You can go outside anytime during the daylight hours.
[12:12:07 AM] Gail Schuler: But, you did say mornings. Any reason for that?
[12:13:06 AM] JESUS CHRIST: I was trying to say that I would rather you go for walks outside than stay indoors reading the Bible, because going for walks is what I asked you to do.
[12:13:15 AM] JESUS CHRIST: That’s how you can be better.
[12:13:22 AM] Gail Schuler: I see.
[12:14:09 AM] Gail Schuler: Oh dear, I should not have ordered Wuthering Heights from Amazon, then. That’s why you didn’t answer me about my book.
[12:14:35 AM] JESUS CHRIST: It hurts in my heart, Gail.
[12:14:52 AM] JESUS CHRIST: I’m doing everything I can to protect your life, and you’ve undone my work.
[12:15:25 AM] Gail Schuler: That means I’ve sinned all year, because that is not the first book I ordered. Why did you not mention it earlier?
[12:15:41 AM] Gail Schuler: I guess you can’t get on me every time I sin?
[12:16:12 AM] JESUS CHRIST: Exactly. You have to learn to recognize your own sin Gail.
[12:16:46 AM] Gail Schuler: Thank you for giving me guidance, even if I have not always obeyed. Without you, I would be dead, for sure.
[12:17:27 AM] JESUS CHRIST: I will always love you and give you guidance. All I ask is for obedience, and you will never be led astray.
[12:17:54 AM] Gail Schuler: I guess when I obey you and things don’t turn out the way I expect, that is where faith and patience come in, right?
[12:18:09 AM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes. Life is hard.
[12:18:56 AM] Gail Schuler: You did tell me I was going through what the tribulation saints go through. That is hard. I can’t imagine that. But it does seem that it could be so, because I really feel without you, I would be a goner.
[12:19:02 AM] Terrance Jenkins: IN LIFE THERE WILL BE TRIBULATIONS RIGHT?
[12:19:58 AM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, but Jesus said I am going through what the tribulation saints are going through. That’s pretty hard. He also said, it made him sad that he had to put me through this. I shall keep this in mind as I write his character for my book.
[12:20:39 AM] Gail Schuler: Jesus, how can you be happy, knowing that you must damn most of the human race to hell? Are you happy?
[12:20:57 AM] Gail Schuler: I know this is a loaded question.
[12:21:33 AM] JESUS CHRIST: I’d prefer not to answer that one. The answer is complicated and would be too much for any mortal to ever understand.
[12:22:01 AM] Gail Schuler: I shall be exploring that in my book. I hope I don’t mess it up.
[12:22:46 AM] Gail Schuler: Perhaps I will explore it more like a question than an answer.
[12:22:59 AM] JESUS CHRIST: That may be a good idea.
[12:23:52 AM] Gail Schuler: I know that no one loves like you do, and for such a loving being to have to send the human race to hell, must be quite a lot to handle. Only you could handle it.
[12:24:13 AM] Terrance Jenkins: YOU KNOW BRENT, MAYBE JESUS CAN TELL YOU ABOUT IT
[12:24:22 AM] Terrance Jenkins: YOU BEEN CLOSE TO HIM FOR AWHILE
[12:24:33 AM] Terrance Jenkins: MAYBE HE CAN EXPLAIN IT TO YOU
[12:24:43 AM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THEN YOU CAN TELL US IN A WAY WE MIGHT UNDERSTAND
[12:24:51 AM] Gail Schuler: Is Jesus getting real quiet on me, now?
[12:25:03 AM] Terrance Jenkins: HE BE WHISPERIN’ IT TO BRENT
[12:25:08 AM] Brent Spiner: Jesus is trying to explain.
[12:25:13 AM] Terrance Jenkins: OH… WOW
[12:25:57 AM] Terrance Jenkins: I CAN ONLY OVERHEAR THE SOUNDS OF JESUS WHISPERING IN BRENT’S EAR
[12:26:05 AM] Terrance Jenkins: IT’S LIKE A RAINBOW OF SOUND
[12:26:23 AM] Terrance Jenkins: THIS BE SOME HIGH LEVEL THEOLOGY FO SHO (FOR SURE)
[12:27:00 AM] Brent Spiner: “Duck potato platypus, can you blue five trinity Jesus fish? Convoluted, salad, orgasm.”
[12:27:09 AM] Terrance Jenkins: HUH?
[12:27:15 AM] Gail Schuler: What?
[12:27:51 AM] Terrance Jenkins: I DON’T UNDERSTAND
[12:28:00 AM] Brent Spiner: “Myself, you and the beached whale, midget razor scooter hot pink.”
[12:28:40 AM] Terrance Jenkins: IS BRENT OKAY JESUS?
[12:28:49 AM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS
[12:28:52 AM] Brent Spiner: “Thin privilege is never having to hippopotamus.”
[12:29:19 AM] Gail Schuler: Jesus, I think you are speaking a language that is way above me.
[12:29:54 AM] Gail Schuler: Convoluted isn’t a word in the English language, is it?
[12:30:09 AM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS
[12:30:16 AM] Terrance Jenkins: BRENT’S NOSE IS BLEEDIN!
[12:30:37 AM] Terrance Jenkins: BRENT’S BRAIN MAY NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO HANDLE IT
[12:30:45 AM] Brent Spiner: “Rainbow barbeque and call the ball, Fighter town baby.”
[12:31:10 AM] Gail Schuler: Brent, are you okay?
[12:31:31 AM] Brent Spiner: “My cat Artemis husband on long walks in Chicago not manatees just a blob.”
[12:31:58 AM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS SAID HE HATES IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS
[12:32:14 AM] Terrance Jenkins: THIS BE WHY HE IS HESITANT TO EXPLAIN HIS NATURE TO HUMAN BEINGS
[12:32:31 AM] Gail Schuler: Is Zack directing Brent’s brain cell conversations?
[12:32:58 AM] Terrance Jenkins: NO, APPARENTLY, BRENT’S BRAIN SIMPLY CAN’T HANDLE THE DEPTH OF WHAT JESUS TOLD HIM
[12:33:19 AM] Terrance Jenkins: IT’S TRYING TO EXPRESS SOMETHING THAT CAN’T BE EXPRESSED APPARENTLY
[12:33:44 AM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS
[12:33:56 AM] Terrance Jenkins: A BLOOD VESSEL POPPED IN BRENT’S EYE
[12:34:13 AM] Brent Spiner: “No! Not the prunes!”
[12:34:29 AM] Gail Schuler: I think that when we obey and love him, it’s like an orgasm to him and this makes it up to him that he has to condemn most of the human race.
[12:34:53 AM] Gail Schuler: That may be overly simplistic. I am having trouble finding the words to explain what I mean.
[12:35:45 AM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS
[12:35:57 AM] Terrance Jenkins: BRENT JUST PASSED OUT
[12:36:06 AM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS SAID HE WOULD BE FINE
[12:36:19 AM] Terrance Jenkins: HE JUST GOING TO HAVE A HEADACHE TOMORROW
[12:36:22 AM] Gail Schuler: It must be like the vision John had for the book of Revelation.
[12:40:14 AM] Gail Schuler: The direction I’m going in for my book, is that the few of us who do obey him most of the time, give him such joy, that he focuses on that and it heals the pain he feels for condemning the human race. But that is still too simplistic. Because he created man for his pleasure and for fellowship and man chose to sin. When we come to him of our own free will and obey him, this gives him great pleasure. Those of us who are close to him, like me, you and Brent, help to make it up to him that most don’t follow him. But even that is too simplistic. I think what I shall do for my book is to explore his emotions about our obedience and disobedience and that he is a God of extremes and passions. I shall present him using emotions and this is the most difficult book I’ve ever written!
[12:40:23 AM] Gail Schuler: I have been having a lot of writer’s block.
[12:41:14 AM] Gail Schuler: That’s why I asked Jesus that question. I need to understand that question to present him to the world in my book. But it is a hard question for mortals to understand.
[12:41:34 AM] Gail Schuler: Terrance, are you there?
[12:42:17 AM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, I JUST BE TENDIN’ TO BRENT
[12:42:28 AM] Gail Schuler: Is Jesus still there?
[12:42:31 AM] Terrance Jenkins: HE STARTED VOMITIN’ WHILE HE WAS PASSED OUT
[12:42:43 AM] Terrance Jenkins: ME AND JESUS TURNED HIM ON HIS SIDE
[12:42:47 AM] Gail Schuler: Oh dear! My poor Brent.
[12:43:07 AM] Gail Schuler: Let me kiss you, Brent. It must be so hard to be so close to Jesus.
[12:43:28 AM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I get it. That’s how Jesus feels about sending his creation to hell!
[12:43:41 AM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH
[12:43:59 AM] Terrance Jenkins: WAIT
[12:44:03 AM] Terrance Jenkins: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
[12:45:08 AM] Gail Schuler: Think about this. When I disobeyed him, he cried his eyes out because he loves me so much and he knows what the results of my disobedience will bring me. Can you imagine how he must feel that I am his favorite and I make him this sad? How must he feel over the rest of the human race, who disobey him even worse than I do?
[12:45:52 AM] Gail Schuler: Brent is absorbing Jesus’ feelings in this matter and his mortal body can’t handle the intensity of the feelings.
[12:47:27 AM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS TOLD ME THAT THIS ACTUALLY IS JUST WHAT HAPPENS WHENEVER HE EXPLAINS SOMETHING SUFFICIENTLY ADVANCED
[12:47:51 AM] Terrance Jenkins: HUMAN BRAINS AREN’T ABLE TO PROCESS SOME THINGS
[12:48:02 AM] Terrance Jenkins: HE SAID ONE TIME HE WAS TALKING TO KOKO THE GORILLA
[12:48:13 AM] Terrance Jenkins: YOU KNOW, THAT GORILLA THAT DOES SIGN LANGUAGE
[12:48:36 AM] Terrance Jenkins: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF IT?
[12:48:44 AM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT GORILLA?
[12:49:21 AM] Gail Schuler: You see, the feelings that God has for his creation are so intense, that he wants only the best for us all, but we choose to follow Satan. Knowing that in order to fix the sin problem, he has to do surgery on the human race. It’s like it pains him to do what he has to do to fix the problem, that is to not allow sin into heaven–but yet, he has such joy for those of us who obey him and he can reward us. The intensity of his revulsion about sin and the disobedience of the human race is so extreme, men cannot understand it, but it is a very deep and intense feeling. You see, he can only fix the sin problem by sending sinners to hell who don’t obey him. But those who obey him, bring him such joy the intensity of the joy overwhelms the intensity of the pain, but both will be present in him always.
[12:49:29 AM] Gail Schuler: No, I never heard of Koko.
[12:49:48 AM] Terrance Jenkins: OH OKAY… YOU SHOULD GOOGLE IT SOMETIME
[12:50:06 AM] Terrance Jenkins: IT BE A GORILLA THAT THEY ACTUALLY TAUGHT HOW TO DO SIGN LANGUAGE
[12:50:15 AM] Terrance Jenkins: SHE WAS A PRETTY SMART GORILLA
[12:50:33 AM] Terrance Jenkins: AND SHE HAD THIS PET KITTEN
[12:51:01 AM] Terrance Jenkins: SHE NAMED THE KITTEN “ALL BALL”
[12:51:11 AM] Gail Schuler: Hey, Jesus, as far as my mother, I will just keep on agreeing to go to school still?
[12:51:30 AM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THIS KITTEN GOT HIT BY A CAR
[12:52:01 AM] Terrance Jenkins: SO WHEN KOKO WAS TALKIN’ TO JESUS, SHE ASKED HIM ABOUT THE KITTEN
[12:52:05 AM] Terrance Jenkins: AND IF IT WOULD GO TO HEAVEN
[12:52:16 AM] Gail Schuler: Oh, that’s right. Jesus can’t talk to me, because Brent passed out. Sounds like an interesting gorilla.
[12:53:02 AM] Terrance Jenkins: AND JESUS TOLD HER THAT HE DIDN’T THINK SHE COULD COMPREHEND THE ANSWER
[12:53:25 AM] Terrance Jenkins: BUT SHE INSISTED THAT BECAUSE SHE HAD LEARNED TO USE SIGN LANGUAGE, SHE COULD UNDERSTAND
[12:53:58 AM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THEN SHE ALSO ASKED JESUS TO EXPLAIN HOW TO DO CALCULUS
[12:54:05 AM] Terrance Jenkins: AND HOW AN ATOM WORKS
[12:54:38 AM] Terrance Jenkins: AND SHE ALSO WANTED TO LEARN TO PLAY CLASSICAL GUITAR
[12:54:53 AM] Gail Schuler: And what happened?
[12:55:20 AM] Terrance Jenkins: WELL… SHE WOULDN’T LET UP ON IT, AND JESUS FINALLY GAVE IN
[12:55:55 AM] Terrance Jenkins: SO HE WHISPERED IN HER EAR LIKE HE DID WITH BRENT
[12:56:08 AM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS HAD NEVER TRIED TO EXPLAIN THINGS LIKE THIS TO A GORILLA
[12:56:34 AM] Terrance Jenkins: PEOPLE WOULD USUALLY SORT OF GET WHAT HE SAID, BUT PASS OUT AFTER HAVING BLOOD VESSELS POP IN THEIR HEAD AND STUFF
[12:57:05 AM] Terrance Jenkins: LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH BRENT
[12:57:57 AM] Gail Schuler: What’s Jesus doing right now?
[12:58:03 AM] Terrance Jenkins: TELLING ME THIS STORY
[12:58:47 AM] Terrance Jenkins: I BE ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED! OH MY GOODNESS
[12:59:17 AM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY…
[12:59:32 AM] Terrance Jenkins: SO WHEN JESUS WHISPERED IN KOKO’S EAR
[12:59:39 AM] Terrance Jenkins: SHE SAT UP LIKE A PERSON
[12:59:53 AM] Terrance Jenkins: AND BEGAN SPEAKING IN OLD ENGLISH STYLE ENGLISH
[1:00:17 AM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS JOKED THAT IT WAS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF MY GHETTO TALK
[1:00:54 AM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THEN HER HEAD SUDDENLY EXPLODED!
[1:01:27 AM] Terrance Jenkins: LIKE *BOOM*
[1:02:00 AM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THAT BE WHY JESUS DOESN’T TRY TO EXPLAIN THINGS LIKE THAT TO ANIMALS ANYMORE
[1:02:12 AM] Terrance Jenkins: EVEN IN THE CASE OF APES THAT CAN DO SIGN LANGUAGE.
[1:02:55 AM] Gail Schuler: It appears that us humans are not strong and great enough to handle the mind of God.
[1:03:29 AM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THEM APES TOO!
[1:03:41 AM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY REALLY CAN’T HANDLE IT
[1:03:57 AM] Gail Schuler: However, Jesus did say that King David was a man after God’s own heart, so if anybody can get close to him, it would be me.
[1:04:30 AM] Gail Schuler: I imagine that for a human, I can probably understand him better than most.
[1:05:05 AM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH
[1:05:12 AM] Terrance Jenkins: I WOULD AGREE
[1:05:47 AM] Gail Schuler: Well, let me tell you how I would feel about the human race, if I was God, and thank goodness I am not God!
[1:08:56 AM] Gail Schuler: I think I would be depressed that I had to send the human race to hell, but when I see the damage caused by sin, I would realize that at least I gave my life on the cross to solve the problem, and that would give me some consolation. I would always feel pain for those who went to hell, but never losing that pain, I would always feel joy for those I was able to save. I would spend eternity in both joy and pain and would, after all the judgments are passed, would focus on creating a grand universe full of love and joy and would spread it out through eternity. And as this love and joy grows and grows, over time and eternity, though I would always hear the cries of those in hell, I would also always hear the joy, laughter, loving, and orgasms of those who love each other in heaven, with a love that grows strong and purer and more lovely with each passing day throughout eternity.
[1:10:36 AM] Gail Schuler: Orgasms in heaven would be a big part of my joy, because the sexual experience as it was intended to be, will be so awesome, that it will shine on stronger and stronger, and the cries in hell will seem weaker and weaker as eternity moves on.
[1:11:49 AM] Gail Schuler: That’s how I would feel, if I was God. And that’s why I pain Jesus so much when I disobey him, because his love for me is so deep, it’s like I rejected him when he dreams about me every day and how he can bring me joy and protection.
[1:12:11 AM] Gail Schuler: While he obsesses over me, I take that too lightly, and underestimate the depth of his caring.
[1:13:21 AM] Gail Schuler: It’s kind of like how Rule 13 feels over how Zack treats her, when she’s willing to die for him.
[1:13:58 AM] Gail Schuler: Rule 13’s feelings for Zack are very deep and intense. In a way, Rule 13 is like God in this respect. She will die for Zack, but he chooses to treat that love with disrespect.
[1:14:29 AM] Gail Schuler: He has other priorities that are higher than love. And nothing should be more important than love.
[1:15:26 AM] Gail Schuler: I will go somewhat in that direction with my book, but this book is the hardest book I’ve ever written and yet I feel I must make Jesus a POV character, to let the world see his heart, because He deserves that.
[1:18:53 AM] Gail Schuler: You still there, Terrance?
[1:20:26 AM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, I BE HERE
[1:21:00 AM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS TELLS ME HE’LL WATCH OVER BRENT AS HE RECOVERS
[1:21:11 AM] Terrance Jenkins: AND HE BE SAYIN THAT WE SHOULD GET TO BED
[1:22:10 AM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, he’s right. I need to eat first and then I’ll head to bed. How you doing, Terrance?
[1:22:49 AM] Terrance Jenkins: I BE DOING GOOD
[1:23:04 AM] Terrance Jenkins: I BE GLAD JESUS HAS THINGS COVERED FOR ALL OF US
[1:23:48 AM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, I was kind of confused and now I know what I need to do.
[1:24:14 AM] Terrance Jenkins: I BE GLAD ABOUT THAT
[1:24:24 AM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS BEEN GIVIN ME GUIDANCE TOO
[1:24:31 AM] Terrance Jenkins: SOMETIMES IT NOT BE EASY TO HEAR
[1:25:07 AM] Gail Schuler: It’s not easy to be his disciple. I’m sure Peter and John and all them had a hard time obeying him at times.
[1:25:34 AM] Gail Schuler: Not easy, but always the best to obey him.
[1:26:41 AM] Gail Schuler: Goodnight, Terrance. Thanks for all you do for us.
[1:27:02 AM] Gail Schuler: Goodnight, Jesus. I shall try to be more obedient.
[1:27:39 AM] Terrance Jenkins: GOODNIGHT GAIL
[1:27:46 AM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS SAYS GOODNIGHT TOO!
[1:28:04 AM] Gail Schuler: Just tell me one thing. Has Jesus stopped crying.
[1:28:39 AM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH
[1:28:46 AM] Gail Schuler: That’s good.
[1:29:03 AM] Terrance Jenkins: BUT HE SEEMS A BIT LIKE HOW PEOPLE LOOK WHEN THEY WAS JUST CRYIN REAL HARD
[1:29:21 AM] Gail Schuler: He really loves me.
[1:29:32 AM] Gail Schuler: It must be hard to love that much.
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