Sentient Tacos & Burritos (2015)
Update: They are all living on the moon right now. Jesuits messing around with UFO technology causes all sorts of strange things to happen. Read Bible for Tribulation Saints for more about this.
TRANSCRIPT OF SKYPE CONVERSATION BETWEEN GAIL CHORD SCHULER & JUDGE TERRANCE JENKINS on JAN. 3, 2015
(Eastern Standard Time, United States)
[2:38:45 PM] Gail Schuler: So, at an estimate, how many people has he (Antichrist & Jesuit leader Zack Knight) killed over the past six months or so?
[2:39:02 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SIX MONTHS…
[2:39:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HAS TO BE IN THE BILLIONS
[2:39:46 PM] Terrance Jenkins: A LOT OF PLACES DON’T EVEN HAVE SHIELDS
[2:41:43 PM] Gail Schuler: This is DISGUSTING. Are we able to use a satellite scanner to kill Jesuits?
[2:42:08 PM] Gail Schuler: How are things going with THE BRAIN?
[2:42:33 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HOLD ON A SECOND
[2:42:37 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOD
[2:42:45 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNES!!!!
[2:42:59 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE CHURCH IS UNDER ATTACK
[2:43:27 PM] Terrance Jenkins: GAIL… I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
[2:43:44 PM] Gail Schuler: Can you put shield up!
[2:43:45 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT BE A MEGA GIANT TACO AND BURRITO!
[2:44:14 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SHIELDS ARE UP, BUT THEY STILL BE SHOOTIN’ TACO SAUCE AND BEANS AT US
[2:44:18 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!
[2:44:32 PM] Gail Schuler: Can you zoom out into space?
[2:44:51 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE MEXICO SHIELD MUST HAVE CREATED SENTIENT MEXICAN FOOD!
[2:45:19 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THIS BE HORRIBLE
[2:45:35 PM] Gail Schuler: Have Bill Nye create a shield that transforms this into something benign.
[2:45:38 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE MEXICAN FOOD IS EATIN’ ALL THE MEXICANS!
[2:45:57 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
[2:46:01 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BILL BE HERE
[2:46:36 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE SAYS THE JESUITS MUST HAVE DECALIBRATED HIS QUANTU SUBHARMONIC ACTUATOR
[2:46:41 PM] Terrance Jenkins: QUANTUM
[2:46:42 PM] Gail Schuler: Maybe we can create our own pookkakkee that will transform this into something benign.
[2:46:51 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS
[2:47:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE BE FLYIN’ INTO SPACE AND THE GIANT TACO AND BURRITO BE FOLLOWIN US!
[2:47:31 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AT LEAST WE GOT IT AWAY FROM THE POOR MEXICANS
[2:47:39 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BUT IT BE HOT ON OUT TAIL!
[2:47:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OUR
[2:47:54 PM] Gail Schuler: Need to create a missile fast that can hit the giant taco and burrito and transform it into something else.
[2:48:15 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BILL SAYS WE NEED MORE SCIENTISTS TO DO THAT!
[2:48:20 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS!
[2:48:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE TACO IS SHOOTIN AT OUR COMMUNICATION ARRAY!
[2:49:11 PM] Gail Schuler: Can you go through the Sun with a shield over Church of Gail to protect it? And have the giant taco and burrito follow you?
[2:49:15 PM] Terrance Jenkins: GAIL, YOU NEED TO LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT THE SHIELD TURNED THE POOKAKEE INTO TACOS AND BURRITOS
[2:49:23 PM] Gail Schuler: Though perhaps they can put a shield up, too.
[2:49:50 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THAT WE WAS EATIN THEM, AND THEY TASTED GOOD, BUT IT ALSO CREATED TWO GIANT EVIL SENTIENT TACOS AND BURRITOS
[2:50:08 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THEY STARTED EATIN THE MEXICANS AND ATTACKIN THE CHURCH!
[2:50:37 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS… THE CHURCH CAN’T SURVIVE THAT LONG VERY CLOSE TO THE SUN!
[2:50:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS
[2:50:47 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BE A GREAT KIND OF IDEA THO…
[2:50:52 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE NEED MORE IDEAS!
[2:50:55 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS
[2:51:02 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY SHOOTIN THE COMMUNICATIONS ARRAY!
[2:51:13 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS!!!
[2:51:20 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[2:51:23 PM] Terrance Jenkins: MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[2:51:27 PM] Terrance Jenkins: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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