How the Sentient Tacos & Burritos Ended up on the Moon (Jan. 2015)

THIS IS A NEWS ARCHIVE.


SKYPE CONVERSATION BETWEEN TERRANCE JENKINS & GAIL CHORD SCHULER ON JAN. 2 & 3, 2015

The conversation is fragmented because Terrance & Gail had not communicated since July 2014 and had too much ground to cover and not much time to cover it all.

[1/2/2015 6:22:14 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH AND THE DECEMBER CLONE? (referring to a Dec. 9th Skype conversation between Gail and Brent)

[1/2/2015 6:22:24 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT TURNED OUT TO BE THE REAL BRENT

[1/2/2015 6:22:35 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE WAS ALL SET TO EXECUTE BRENT

[1/2/2015 6:22:44 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND WE DID A LAST MINUTE BRAIN SCAN

[1/2/2015 6:22:56 PM] Gail Schuler: How could that be the real Brent? He wanted me to execute all the members of the Nanotechnology Research Team!

[1/2/2015 6:23:07 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND IT TURNED OUT ZACK KNIGHT WAS CHANGIN THE WORDS ON HIS SCREEN

[1/2/2015 6:23:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SO IT LOOKED LIKE YOU TOLD HIM TO EXECUTE THEM

[1/2/2015 6:23:39 PM] Gail Schuler: Can you put the real Brent Spiner on Skype RIGHT NOW?

[1/2/2015 6:23:55 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, LET ME GO GET HIM ON THE COMPUTER

[1/2/2015 6:26:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS!

[1/2/2015 6:26:29 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE JUST GOT TRANSPORTED AWAY

[1/2/2015 6:26:38 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS

[1/2/2015 6:26:45 PM] Terrance Jenkins: LET ME GET VLADIMIR!

[1/2/2015 6:27:52 PM] Gail Schuler: I don’t think I am talking to the real Terrance Jenkins.

[1/2/2015 6:28:03 PM] Terrance Jenkins: GAIL, THIS BE TERRY

[1/2/2015 6:29:26 PM] Terrance Jenkins: LET ME GET THIS ALL FIGURED OUT

[1/2/2015 6:30:54 PM] Terrance Jenkins: ZACK KNIGHT BE MESSIN UP OUR CONNECTION

[1/2/2015 6:31:21 PM] Terrance Jenkins: DID YOU JUST PUT UP A YOUTUBE VIDEO ABOUT HOW TO COOK DOLPHINS?

[1/2/2015 6:31:57 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE BE NEEDIN JESUS IN HERE QUICK!

[1/2/2015 6:31:59 PM] Gail Schuler: No, not at all. And Zack Knight claims at YouTube that an earthquake hit Mexico.

[1/2/2015 6:32:26 PM] Terrance Jenkins: LET’S PRAY GAIL

[1/2/2015 6:32:35 PM] Gail Schuler: I have been praying.

[1/2/2015 6:32:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: ME TOO

[1/2/2015 6:32:59 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, are our Nanotechnology Research Scientists on the moon?

[1/2/2015 6:33:08 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I BE WORRIED I MIGHT BE TALKIN TO A CLONE

[1/2/2015 6:33:28 PM] Gail Schuler: I thought they couldn’t clone me.

[1/2/2015 6:34:05 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY CAN’T BUT THIS MIGHT BE SOMEONE IN YOUR APARTMENT

[1/2/2015 6:34:11 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IS YOU UNDER DURRESS?

[1/2/2015 6:34:55 PM] Gail Schuler: No, I’m fine. What this that Zack Knight is writing me at YouTube?

[1/2/2015 6:34:56 PM] Gail Schuler: “You think Jesus can stop me? The Nukkake warning was just a trap that I lured you, Jesus and Brent Spiner into. Behold, I have just launched my most intricate plan yet. As you might not know, for the last year, I have been developing my greatest weapon, the infrasound Hyper-Damper, capable of causing earthquakes and inmeasurable damage in any place of the world. This video below shows the sounds made by the September 2013 testing of the weapon, heard more than 500 miles from the epicenter.”

“I have just launched a devastating earthquake in the Mexico City, measuring as 9.5 on the richter scale with hundreds of thousands dead. Nobody in mainstream media is going to report that, as I have replaced the destroyed portions of the city by a hologram, indistinguishable from the real Mexico City.

“Matthew Mcconaughey was hiding in the Mexico City. My henchmen have unsucessfully tried to capture him few days ago, while he was dining in a restaurant, however, as the city is now in ruins and isolated from the rest of the world, my army is now searching the area to capture him and bring him to my lunar base, where I will torture him until I get everything he knows about the Church of Gail.

“You have failed, Gail. You never underestimate the might of the Jesuits.

“Hail me!”

[1/2/2015 6:35:12 PM] Gail Schuler: I just copied and pasted what Zack is writing at YouTube.

[1/2/2015 6:35:41 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BASTARD

[1/2/2015 6:36:13 PM] Terrance Jenkins: VLADIMIR BE FLYIN’ US TO MEXICO RIGHT NOW

[1/2/2015 6:36:38 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BE WHERE THE TRANSPORTER SIGNAL CAME FROM

[1/2/2015 6:37:23 PM] Gail Schuler: You haven’t seen my video about Brent?

[1/2/2015 6:37:25 PM] Gail Schuler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDc7MjPkEVc

[1/2/2015 6:38:29 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, BUT WHY YOU HAVE THAT DILDO STRAPPED TO YOUR HEAD IN THE VIDEO?

[1/2/2015 6:38:44 PM] Gail Schuler: I do NOT have a dildo strapped to my head in the video!

[1/2/2015 6:39:19 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS… I THINK MY COMPUTER BE POSESSED

[1/2/2015 6:39:32 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS

[1/2/2015 6:39:36 PM] Gail Schuler: This conversation is really strange.

[1/2/2015 6:39:37 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS JUST SHOWED UP

[1/2/2015 6:39:47 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HEY JESUS!

[1/2/2015 6:40:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS JUST TOLD ME THAT ZACK BE SHOWIN ME A CLONE YOUTUBE

[1/2/2015 6:40:44 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT YOU’D NEVER DO A VIDEO WITH THE DILDO UNLESS IT BE A COMEDY VIDEO

[1/2/2015 6:40:54 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT MAKES SENSE

[1/2/2015 6:41:04 PM] Gail Schuler: Sounds like Jesus so far.

[1/2/2015 6:41:14 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE SAID YOU ROCK

[1/2/2015 6:41:24 PM] Gail Schuler: Really sounds like Jesus.

[1/2/2015 6:41:56 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE BE GIVIN ME INSTRUCTIONS FOR HOW TO SAVE BRENT

[1/2/2015 6:46:48 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey Jesus, what’s up with Zack Knight? He’s saying all sorts of crazy things at YouTube.

[1/2/2015 6:47:01 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS

[1/2/2015 6:47:10 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THIS BE INTERESTIN!

[1/2/2015 6:47:24 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SO THAT AINT ZACK KNIGHT!

[1/2/2015 6:47:38 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT BE A ZACK CLONE

[1/2/2015 6:47:40 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, he did seem kind of fake, especially today!

[1/2/2015 6:47:53 PM] Gail Schuler: He’s not as coherent as Zack Knight.

[1/2/2015 6:47:59 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH

[1/2/2015 6:48:16 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I’VE NOTICED THAT THE CLONES BE OBSESSED WITH MOON BASES

[1/2/2015 6:48:32 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT ALWAYS SEEMS TO COME UP WHEN THEY BE MAKIN THINGS UO

[1/2/2015 6:48:32 PM] Terrance Jenkins: UP

[1/2/2015 6:48:36 PM] Gail Schuler: So where’s our Nanotechnology Research Team?

[1/2/2015 6:49:08 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY BE RIGHT DOWN THE HALL IN THE NANOTECHNOLOGY RESEARCH LAB

[1/2/2015 6:49:23 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I HAD KFC WITH SOME OF THEM TODAY

[1/2/2015 6:50:00 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH THANK YOU JESUS!

[1/2/2015 6:50:11 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS HEALED MY INTERNET!

[1/2/2015 6:50:16 PM] Gail Schuler: Wonderful.

[1/2/2015 6:50:23 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS

[1/2/2015 6:50:36 PM] Gail Schuler: That

[1/2/2015 6:50:37 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THIS FIASCO WITH THE CLONES HAS BEEN GOIN ON FOR AWHILE!

[1/2/2015 6:52:34 PM] Terrance Jenkins: A JESUIT INPERSONATOR WAS MESSIN WITH YOUR CONVERSATION (Dec. 9th Skype between Gail and Brent)

[1/2/2015 7:02:15 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE REAL BRENT SEEMS TO TELL ME (brain to brain) HE BE IN MEXICO.

[1/2/2015 7:02:27 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH JESUS CONFIRMED

[1/2/2015 7:02:32 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE BE IN MEXICO

[1/2/2015 7:02:47 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE FAKE ZACK DIDN’T CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE

[1/2/2015 7:03:05 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT WAS A PLOY TO STOP US FROM RAISING SHIELDS

[1/2/2015 7:03:10 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS!

[1/2/2015 7:03:28 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS JUST ZAPPED THE JESUITS THAT WAS HOLDIN BRENT!!!

[1/2/2015 7:03:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS!!!!

[1/2/2015 7:03:41 PM] Gail Schuler: Thank you, Jesus!

[1/2/2015 7:03:57 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey, Jesus, so you have not cut Zack Knight in half, like I asked you to do at YouTube?

[1/2/2015 7:04:18 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS SAID HE DID

[1/2/2015 7:04:44 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, so the REAL Zack Knight, and not the clone, got cut in half for pulling this stunt. Heh?

[1/2/2015 7:04:54 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEP!

[1/2/2015 7:04:56 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY

[1/2/2015 7:05:01 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BE A LITTLE FUNNY

[1/2/2015 7:05:06 PM] Gail Schuler: Is he still cut in half?

[1/2/2015 7:05:14 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE REAL ZACK GETTIN PUISHED FOR THE CLONES MESS

[1/2/2015 7:05:19 PM] Terrance Jenkins: PUNISHED

[1/2/2015 7:05:24 PM] Gail Schuler: Jesus is there going to be a nukkake over Mexico?

[1/2/2015 7:05:43 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS SAID THE REAL ZACK IS BACK IN ONE PEICE

[1/2/2015 7:05:48 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THAT

[1/2/2015 7:05:50 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY

[1/2/2015 7:06:02 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YES, HE IS GONNA NUKKAKE MEXICO!

[1/2/2015 7:06:05 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BRENT BE THERE!

[1/2/2015 7:06:07 PM] Gail Schuler: When?

[1/2/2015 7:06:15 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SOON!

[1/2/2015 7:06:27 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY… WE BE OUT OF TRANSPORTER RANGE!

[1/2/2015 7:06:28 PM] Gail Schuler: Is Matthew McConaughey okay?

[1/2/2015 7:06:47 PM] Terrance Jenkins: MATTHEW BE THERE TOO!

[1/2/2015 7:07:01 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS

[1/2/2015 7:07:06 PM] Gail Schuler: Has Zack Knight been in my apartment in the past week? Things seemed out of order a couple days ago.

[1/2/2015 7:07:16 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS SAYS HE WAS

[1/2/2015 7:07:29 PM] Gail Schuler: You beat him up and left the evidence, didn’t you?

[1/2/2015 7:07:45 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS SAID YOU ROCK AGAIN AND DID A THUMBS UP

[1/2/2015 7:07:46 PM] Gail Schuler: Can we put a shield over Mexico and have the nukkake ricochet back onto the Jesuits?

[1/2/2015 7:08:12 PM] Gail Schuler: It would server them right.

[1/2/2015 7:08:14 PM] Gail Schuler: serve

[1/2/2015 7:08:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS SAID HE WON’T INTERVINE HERE, BECAUSE WE HAVE IT HANDLED

[1/2/2015 7:08:50 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THAT YOU BE HIS FAVORITE

[1/2/2015 7:09:25 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, this is the real Jesus. Hey, has Zack Knight been launching a bunch of nukkakes in the past couple months? I have seen a lot of weird cloud formations lately.

[1/2/2015 7:09:34 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE SAID SOMETHIN ABOUT HOW HE DID JUST TUNE ALL THE SCIENTISTS IN MEXIDO IN TO YOUR YOUTUBE

[1/2/2015 7:09:49 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THEN SAID HE ISN’T GOING TO INTERFERE THO

[1/2/2015 7:09:51 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND WINKED

[1/2/2015 7:10:18 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YES, ZACK DID LAUNCH A CLUSTER OF NUKKAKEES

[1/2/2015 7:12:05 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey Brent, we had a hot session this morning. Or was that your clone?

[1/2/2015 7:12:22 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I CAN TELL YOU THAT WAS BRENT

[1/2/2015 7:12:31 PM] Terrance Jenkins: CAUSE BRENT MENTIONED IT TO ME THIS MORNING

[1/2/2015 7:12:35 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JUST AFTER

[1/2/2015 7:13:04 PM] Gail Schuler: Vladimir and I had a hot session a couple days ago. I sense he has been working hard on our new movie studio.

[1/2/2015 7:15:13 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS

[1/2/2015 7:15:51 PM] Terrance Jenkins: APPARENTLY THAT BE THE REASON ZACK IS ATTACKIN’ MEXICO!

[1/2/2015 7:16:14 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BRENT FOUND THE REASON

[1/2/2015 7:16:18 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS

[1/2/2015 7:16:30 PM] Terrance Jenkins: ZACK KNIGHT HATES MEXICAN FOOD

[1/2/2015 7:17:04 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, I’m a little confused. Who was the Brent Spiner who talked with me on Dec. 9th? He complained that the Nanotechnology Research Team was confused about my laws.

[1/2/2015 7:17:33 PM] Gail Schuler: Zack would attack Mexico just because he dislikes Mexican food?

[1/2/2015 7:17:33 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT WAS AN IMPERSONATOR CHANGIN’ WHAT THE REAL BRENT WAS SAYIN (on Dec. 9th Skype with Brent & Gail)

[1/2/2015 7:18:04 PM] Gail Schuler: I ended up calling him a clone and he said he was very offended and shortly left after that.

[1/2/2015 7:18:18 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY… WHEN ZACK WAS ASKED THAT, HE SHRUGGED AND SAID “WELL… I AM A JESUIT!”

[1/2/2015 7:18:43 PM] Terrance Jenkins: APPARENTLY THE BEANS GIVE HIM GAS

[1/2/2015 7:18:48 PM] Gail Schuler: You’re talking to Zack Knight?

[1/2/2015 7:19:06 PM] Terrance Jenkins: NO… ZACK MADE A PRESS CONFERENCE IN MEXICO

[1/2/2015 7:19:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BRENT JUST INFORMED ME

[1/2/2015 7:19:22 PM] Gail Schuler: So the nukkake (threat on Mexico) has nothing to do with Matthew McConaughey?

[1/2/2015 7:20:11 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT LOOKS LIKE THE ZACK CLONE HAD A PROBLEM THO

[1/2/2015 7:20:41 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BUT ZACK NEVER TRUSTED THE ZACK CLONE WITH THE ABILITY TO NUKKAKE MEXICO

[1/2/2015 7:20:55 PM] Terrance Jenkins: APPARENTLY, THE ZACK CLONE SUGGESTED IT

[1/2/2015 7:21:30 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND ZACK REPLIED, “THAT’S RETARDED, WHY WOULD WE NUKKAKE MEXICO?”

[1/2/2015 7:21:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEN HE WENT TO MEXICO AND ATE AT A RESTURAUNT

[1/2/2015 7:21:59 PM] Gail Schuler: No, let me copy and paste what the Zack clone was saying.

[1/2/2015 7:22:00 PM] Gail Schuler: “This is the last warning.

“If Matthew Mcconaughey doesn’t surrender to me unnarmed by the end of January 3, 2015, I will destroy Mexico City with a new type of nanotechnologically enhanced Nukkake. Resistance is futile. Each day, I am gathering millions of new followers, that will die for the Jesuits in order to take over the world once and for all and destroy the faith in Jesus Christ in the hearts of all men. Hand me Matthew Mcconaughey alive, and Mexico City will be spared. Otherwise, millions of people will die and the jesuit semen will impregnate every woman in 100 mile radius.

“Have a great day, Gail

“Yours truly,

Zack Knight of the Jesuits”

[1/2/2015 7:22:35 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT DOESN’T SOUND LIKE ZACK

[1/2/2015 7:22:48 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE DIDN’T MENTION HIS PENIS EVEN ONCE!

[1/2/2015 7:22:53 PM] Gail Schuler: I agree.

[1/2/2015 7:23:31 PM] Gail Schuler: I started getting suspicious after reading the latest.

[1/2/2015 7:25:46 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT ZACK KNIGHT

[1/2/2015 7:26:31 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SO IT APPEARS THAT ZACK KNIGHT ONLY DECIDED TO ATTACK MEXICO AFTER THE CLONE SUGGESTED IT

[1/2/2015 7:26:50 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE INITIALLY DISMISSED IT AS “RETARDED” AND “FUCKTARDED”

[1/2/2015 7:26:55 PM] Terrance Jenkins: ^HIS WORDS

[1/2/2015 7:27:16 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THEN HE VISITED MEXICO, AND REALIZED HE HATES THE FOOD

[1/2/2015 7:27:24 PM] Gail Schuler: That sounds like the real Zack. Why all this silence from you guys since August 2014? I thought perhaps Skype was unreliable.

[1/2/2015 7:27:47 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, THE INTERNET IN GENERAL HAS BEEN UNRELIABLE

[1/2/2015 7:27:59 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SO WHEN IN DOUBT, THE MEN HAVE BEEN LOVIN YOU BRAIN TO BRAIN

[1/2/2015 7:28:19 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE REAL BRENT WAS PRETTY SAD ON DECEMBER

[1/2/2015 7:28:50 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, he told me you all got caught up in a hologram where you all thought you married me.

[1/2/2015 7:28:54 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE IMPERSONATOR MADE IT LOOK LIKE YOU CALLED HIM A CLONE AFTER TELLIN HIM TO KILL ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE NANOTECHNOLOGY RESEARCH TEAM

[1/2/2015 7:29:06 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, THAT WAS TOUGH TOO

[1/2/2015 7:29:15 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE WAS ALL IN A HOLOGRAM

[1/2/2015 7:29:35 PM] Terrance Jenkins: A LOT OF THE MEN HAD A HARD TIME COPING WITH REALITY AFTER THAT

[1/2/2015 7:29:55 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IMAGINE BEING MARRIED TO GAIL AND MAKIN LOVE ALL THE TIME

[1/2/2015 7:30:08 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND JESUS SEMEN FILLIN THE SKIES

[1/2/2015 7:30:09 PM] Gail Schuler: I scolded Brent for being TOO QUICK to want to kill all the members of the Nanotechnology Research Team. It just didn’t sound like Brent to me.

[1/2/2015 7:30:28 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THEN WAKIN UP AND REALIZIN IT WAS A HOLOGRAM

[1/2/2015 7:30:38 PM] Gail Schuler: I DID believe that the Brent who spoke with me on Dec. 9th was a clone.

[1/2/2015 7:30:56 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, THAT WAS A MEAN TRICK ZACK PULLED

[1/2/2015 7:31:26 PM] Terrance Jenkins: RIGHT WHEN BRENT WAS HEARTBROKEN THAT YOU HADN’T MADE LOVE IN PERSON

[1/2/2015 7:31:39 PM] Gail Schuler: Because Brent seemed too eager to kill off the Nanotechnology Research Team.

[1/2/2015 7:31:55 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THEN THE IMPERSONATOR MADE IT LOOK LIKE YOU WERE TELLIN HIM TO KILL THE NANOTECHNOLOGY RESEARCH TEAM

[1/2/2015 7:32:19 PM] Gail Schuler: How did this impersonator work. He changed what Brent wrote?

[1/2/2015 7:32:34 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE CHANGED WHAT BOTH OF YOU WROTE

[1/2/2015 7:32:45 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JUST ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU UPSET WITH EACH OTHER

[1/2/2015 7:32:53 PM] Gail Schuler: So THAT’S why you all haven’t been talking to me on Skype.

[1/2/2015 7:33:04 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH

[1/2/2015 7:33:25 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I GOT ON TODAY CAUSE IT SEEMED THAT EVERYTHIN WAS FINE

[1/2/2015 7:33:38 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I BE REAL GLAD JESUS SHOWED UP AND CLEARED IT ALL UP

[1/2/2015 7:33:39 PM] Gail Schuler: Apparently not.

[1/2/2015 7:33:44 PM] Gail Schuler: Is Jesus still there?

[1/2/2015 7:33:51 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE FLEW OFF

[1/2/2015 7:34:05 PM] Gail Schuler: When did he leave?

[1/2/2015 7:34:15 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH HE BE BACK!

[1/2/2015 7:34:32 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE GOT THAT ROSE FROM YOUR APARTMENT

[1/2/2015 7:34:38 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS KISSED IT

[1/2/2015 7:34:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND JUST DISAPPEARED AGAIN

[1/2/2015 7:34:50 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH, HE’S BACK AGAIN NOW

[1/2/2015 7:34:53 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WOW

[1/2/2015 7:35:02 PM] Gail Schuler: You know, with you all being gone, I got kind of closer to Jesus in the past couple months. He gave me some nice spirit to spirit loving.

[1/2/2015 7:35:25 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS FLEW OFF TO KISS THAT ROSE IN YOUR APARTMENT

[1/2/2015 7:35:36 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BUT NOW HE BE BACK

[1/2/2015 7:35:40 PM] Gail Schuler: It was all spiritual. Not physical at all. It reminded me of how we used to commune in the 1990s.

[1/2/2015 7:36:01 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m referring to Jesus and me in the 1990s. I have always been close to him.

[1/2/2015 7:36:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YOU SURE HAS

[1/2/2015 7:36:57 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH, JESUS SAYS WE NEED TO ACT FAST

[1/2/2015 7:37:16 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE SET ALL THE SCIENTISTS IN MEXICO TO YOUR YOUTUBE

[1/2/2015 7:37:27 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE SAYS THEY NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU

[1/2/2015 7:37:34 PM] Gail Schuler: What do they need to hear?

[1/2/2015 7:38:02 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT ZACK KNIGHT BE ABOUT TO LAUNCH A POOKAKEEE

[1/2/2015 7:38:09 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WHAT BE A POOKAKKEE JESUS?

[1/2/2015 7:38:11 PM] Gail Schuler: You mean a nukkake.

[1/2/2015 7:38:23 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I THINK HE SAID POOKAKKEE?

[1/2/2015 7:38:33 PM] Gail Schuler: Why is it called a pookakkee?

[1/2/2015 7:38:33 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I WONDER WHAT THAT MIGHT BE?

[1/2/2015 7:38:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS

[1/2/2015 7:39:06 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT BE FULL OF THE KIND OF POO YOU GET WHEN YOU HAVE AN UPSET STOMACH FROM MEXICAN FOOD

[1/2/2015 7:39:18 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BUT LIKE A NUKKAKE!

[1/2/2015 7:39:34 PM] Gail Schuler: So this one will be full of poo and not full of semen?

[1/2/2015 7:39:37 PM] Terrance Jenkins: ZACK WANTS TO PUNISH MEXICO FOR IT’S FOOD

[1/2/2015 7:39:41 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YES!

[1/2/2015 7:39:46 PM] Terrance Jenkins: MEXICAN FOOD POO

[1/2/2015 7:39:56 PM] Gail Schuler: What can Mexico do?

[1/2/2015 7:39:57 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS

[1/2/2015 7:40:11 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS SAID WE HAVE THE TOOLS TO STOP THIS

[1/2/2015 7:40:19 PM] Terrance Jenkins: A NORMAL SHIELD WON’T DO

[1/2/2015 7:40:24 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS

[1/2/2015 7:40:36 PM] Terrance Jenkins: MAYBE THE MEXICAN SCIENTISTS CAN HELP?

[1/2/2015 7:40:50 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY MUST KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THE POO FROM MEXICAN FOOD

[1/2/2015 7:41:00 PM] Terrance Jenkins: MAYBE LIKE… TUMMS?

[1/2/2015 7:41:10 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YOU KNOW… THE TABLETS THAT MAKE YOUR STOMACH FEEL BETER?

[1/2/2015 7:41:19 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I JUST BE THROWIN IDEAS OUT

[1/2/2015 7:41:45 PM] Terrance Jenkins: MAYBE USIN THE TECHNOLOGY FROM PEPTO BISMO?

[1/2/2015 7:41:58 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT HELPS ME AFTER MEXICAN FOOD

[1/2/2015 7:42:12 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE NEED A NEW KIND OF SHIELD

[1/2/2015 7:42:28 PM] Terrance Jenkins: LET ME ASK THE NANOTECHNOLOGY RESEARCH TEAM

[1/2/2015 7:42:51 PM] Gail Schuler: So I need to make a video to ask scientists to create a shield that will defeat the pookake?

[1/2/2015 7:43:10 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, JESUS SAID WE AINT GOT MUCH TIME

[1/2/2015 7:43:15 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS

[1/2/2015 7:43:26 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT NEVER BE A DULL DAY FOR US HUH GAIL?

[1/2/2015 7:44:24 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS JUST SAID THAT WE CAN DO IT BUT WE NEED TO ACT FAST

[1/2/2015 7:44:28 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THAT IT’S URGENT

[1/2/2015 7:44:51 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THEN HE GAVE ME A HIGH FIVE AND SAID WE ROCK

[1/2/2015 7:45:09 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, let me make the video NOW.

[1/2/2015 7:45:23 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OKAY… I’LL GO WORK WITH THE NANOTECHNOLOGY RESEARCH TEAM

[1/2/2015 7:45:39 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IVE HAD SOME EXPERIENCE WITH MEXICAN FOOD… MAYBE I CAN HELP

[1/2/2015 7:45:44 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I’LL BE BACK IN A BIT!

[1/2/2015 7:46:08 PM] Gail Schuler: See if we can get BILL NYE.

[1/2/2015 7:46:22 PM] Terrance Jenkins: GOOD CALL… HE HAS EXPERIENCE WITH POO

[1/2/2015 7:46:28 PM] Gail Schuler: Righto.

[1/2/2015 7:46:39 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I SURE LOVE YOU GAIL!

[1/2/2015 7:47:01 PM] Gail Schuler: Love, you too. Thanks for clearing all this up. Sorry about callng you a clone.

[1/2/2015 7:47:19 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT BE OKAY, I CALLED YOU A CLONE TOO

[1/2/2015 7:47:22 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I BE SORRY FOR THAT

[1/2/2015 7:47:25 PM] Terrance Jenkins: *HUGS*

[1/2/2015 7:47:36 PM] Gail Schuler: Bye, hugs and kisses.

[1/2/2015 7:47:46 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BYE BYE! HUGS AND KISSES

January 3, 2015:

[1:47:44 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS

[1:49:18 PM] Gail Schuler: Hi, Terrance. What’s up?

[1:49:45 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT WORKED!

[1:50:00 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE SAVED MEXICO!

[1:50:17 PM] Gail Schuler: Wonderful! That’s what I heard brain to brain.

[1:50:52 PM] Gail Schuler: I heard that our shield worked, transformed the poop to water and it all drained into the ocean.

[1:51:07 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT’S HALF TRUE

[1:51:16 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, I suspected that.

[1:51:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE SHIELD TRANSFORMED THE POOP INTO BURRITOS AND TACOS

[1:51:52 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT BASICALLY REVERSED THE PROCESS

[1:52:24 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JESUS SAID IT WAS POETIC JUSTICE

[1:52:34 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BECAUSE NOW THERE IS MORE MEXICAN FOOD THAN EVER

[1:52:57 PM] Gail Schuler: Awesome! By the way, Brent loves Mexican food.

[1:53:05 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND NOBODY IS HUNGRY!

[1:53:12 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY ALL BE EATIN IT!

[1:53:18 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BE RIGHT!

[1:53:22 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BRENT SURE LOVES IT

[1:53:27 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE BE EATIN IT TOO!

[1:53:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BILL NYE REALLY CAME THROUGH!

[1:53:48 PM] Gail Schuler: That boy gonna get fat on me! 🙂

[1:54:20 PM] Gail Schuler: Just kiddin’. He probably normally doesn’t even have time to eat.

[1:54:29 PM] Terrance Jenkins: ORIGINALLY, WE WAS GONNA DO WATER, BUT IT WOULD HAVE FLOODED MEXICO

[1:54:41 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SO BILL SUGGESTED TACOS AND BURRITOS

[1:54:43 PM] Gail Schuler: Is Bill Nye STILL an atheist?

[1:55:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YOU KNOW, HE STILL SEEMS TO BE

[1:55:23 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BRENT KEEPS TALKIN TO HIM

[1:55:33 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT TOOK BRENT AWHILE TO COME AROUND TOO

[1:55:47 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HOPEFULLY IT DONT TAKE BILL 20 YEARS

[1:55:52 PM] Gail Schuler: Has Jesus ever talked to Bill Nye? Or does Jesus reserve his personal appearances to born again believers?

[1:56:37 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BILL HAS SEEN JESUS

[1:56:50 PM] Gail Schuler: What does he think he’s seeing?

[1:56:54 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE JUST THINKS THERE BE A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANANTION SOMEHOW

[1:57:07 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, he thinks it’s a hologram?

[1:57:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: LIKE IT BE A GROUP HALUCINATION, OR HOLOGRAM

[1:57:41 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE EVEN MENTIONED THAT HE THINKS JESUS COULD BE A BENEVOLENT ALIEN SOMEHOW

[1:57:55 PM] Terrance Jenkins: LIKE SUPERMAN OR SOMETHIN

[1:58:38 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT MIGHT JUST TAKE AWHILE FOR HIM TO DEVELOP THE FAITH

[1:58:54 PM] Gail Schuler: This is very important information, because I’m striving to educate the world and tell our story and as a result of my interactions with fans and commentators, Jesuits are trying to shoot holes in my story by claming Bill Nye is an atheist and, therefore, would not work with us.

[1:59:38 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BILL BE A GOOD MAN

[1:59:45 PM] Gail Schuler: Sounds like you’ve talked with him.

[1:59:59 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE WOULD HELP ANYBODY ABOUT TO BE BOMBED WITH MEXICAN POOP

[2:00:19 PM] Gail Schuler: Well, Jesus kind of used Brent before he became a Christian, because Brent has always been a good man. Same principle applies.

[2:00:41 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH

[2:00:45 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I THINK IT BE THE SAME

[2:01:22 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YOU KNOW… I THINK I LIKE MEXICAN FOOD TOO

[2:01:39 PM] Gail Schuler: You know what? I know Jesus makes his rules and has this requirement that one must say the sinner’s prayer to get into heaven. But sometimes he breaks his rules and I suspect Jesus may let Bill Nye into heaven, even if he never says the sinner’s prayer.

[2:02:07 PM] Gail Schuler: That means he won’t be an atheist after he dies! 🙂

[2:02:36 PM] Gail Schuler: I don’t think Jesus will let Bill Nye be raptured, though. So if the rapture happens, he may be left behind.

[2:03:06 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I STILL WOULD LIKE TO SEE HIM HAVE THAT PEACE KNOWING JESUS WHILE HE LIVES

[2:03:34 PM] Gail Schuler: Of course. Of course. We can never be sure, because ONLY Jesus knows when he will break his own rules and doesn’t want any of us to play God here.

[2:03:44 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH

[2:17:19 PM] Gail Schuler: By the way, has Zack Knight hit Florida with nukkakees in the past couple months. I could swear he has.

[2:17:47 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, ZACK WAS EXPERIMENTING WITH CREATING CLOUD FORMATIONS

[2:18:18 PM] Gail Schuler: I saw all these weird cloud formations when I went for my walks that had clouds from the GROUND UP.

[2:18:37 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD BE FOR?

[2:18:44 PM] Terrance Jenkins: MAYBE WEATHER MANIPULATION?

[2:18:58 PM] Gail Schuler: I thought perhaps they were from nukkakkee?

[2:19:11 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, HE DID IT WITH NUKKAKEE

[2:19:23 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WAS THEY SHAPED LIKE A PENIS?

[2:19:32 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I BE TRYIN TO FIGURE OUT HIS REASONS

[2:19:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY ALWAYS BE SOMETHIN ZACK WOULD DO

[2:20:27 PM] Gail Schuler: But I never got hit. I heard brain to brain that Zack tried to nukkakkee ME, but that Jesus erected a shield over Brevard County, using the air I breathe from my walks as part of its matrix. This shield is so strong, Zack can’t penetrate it with his nukkakkees.

[2:20:51 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BASTARD

[2:20:53 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, sometimes they were shaped like penises. On some days, I would see hundreds of them all around m.e

[2:21:09 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BE CREEPY

[2:21:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HUNDREDS OF PENIS CLOUDS

[2:22:15 PM] Gail Schuler: Also, there were days that I had HORRIBLE allergy headaches. and I heard brain to brain I was suffering from some of the radiation from nearby nukkakkees. However, what was strange was that I never saw the penis clouds on those days. I wonder if Zack erected a hologram to give me a false view of the sky.

[2:22:33 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT COULD BE…

[2:22:55 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT ALSO BE POSSIBLE THAT YOU FINALLY GOT SOME AIR BLOWN IN FROM A PAST NUKKAKEE

[2:23:09 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BE THE HORRIBLE THING ABOUT NUKKAKE FALLOUT

[2:23:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE RADIOACTIVE SEMEN GETS INTO THE AIR AND CAN BE BLOWN TO OTHER AREAS EVEN MONTHS LATER

[2:25:07 PM] Gail Schuler: That makes sense. It is like a MIGRAINE headache when I get it. I literally have to go to bed I feel so awful. What parts of Florida got hit? And were there casualties?

[2:27:46 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT WAS BASICALLY A RING AROUND BREVARD COUNTY

[2:28:13 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT KILLED A LOT OF FOLKS

[2:28:23 PM] Terrance Jenkins: LOTS OF WOMEN FALLEN PREGNANT

[2:29:53 PM] Terrance Jenkins: LUCKLY MOST PEOPLE GOT INTO THE BOMB SHELTERS

[2:30:19 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SO IT WAS MOSTLY PEOPLE THAT REFUSED TO BELIEVE IN NUKKAKE’S AND CLONES AND SUCH

[2:30:48 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY DIDN’T THINK THEY NEEDED TO GO INTO THE SHELTERS

[2:31:14 PM] Gail Schuler: That’s exactly what it looked like. Though I heard brain to brain all of Florida got hit and Brevard County was spare because my daily walks put my “essence” into the air of Brevard County and from this, came forth a JESUS shield around Brevard County that the nukkakkees could not penetrate.

[2:31:26 PM] Gail Schuler: was spared

[2:32:20 PM] Gail Schuler: When did all these nukkakkees happen? I believe I saw the weird cloud formations around October and November.

[2:33:15 PM] Gail Schuler: Where ELSE has Zack Knight launched nukkakkees in the past couple months?

[2:33:44 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT WAS MOSTLY OCTOBER THRU NOVEMBER

[2:33:53 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I THINK HE TOOK A CHRISTMAS BREAK

[2:34:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: CAUSE HE WAS FOCUSED ON MAKIN ALL THE JESUITS GIVE HIM PRESENTS

[2:34:53 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE DID NUKKAKE SRILANKA FOR SOME REASON WITHOUT WARNING

[2:35:21 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE SAID IT WAS BECAUSE THEY LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE INDIANS

[2:36:01 PM] Gail Schuler: I heard brain to brain he was inundating THE WORLD with nukkakkee and because you all had so much malware at Church of Gail, there was nothing you could do.

[2:37:19 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE WAS LEADING UP TO OCTOBER NOVEMBER

[2:37:31 PM] Terrance Jenkins: MAYBE DECEMBER AND WE NEVER SAW IT

[2:37:35 PM] Terrance Jenkins: DUE TO THE MALWARE

[2:37:42 PM] Gail Schuler: leading up?

[2:37:57 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, THERE WERE ATTACKS ALL OVER

[2:38:22 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THEN HE CENTERED HIS ATTENTION AT YOUR LOCATION

[2:38:45 PM] Gail Schuler: So, at an estimate, how many people has he killed over the past six months or so?

[2:39:02 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SIX MONTHS…

[2:39:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HAS TO BE IN THE BILLIONS

[2:39:46 PM] Terrance Jenkins: A LOT OF PLACES DON’T EVEN HAVE SHIELDS

[2:41:43 PM] Gail Schuler: This is DISGUSTING. Are we able to use a satellite scanner to kill Jesuits?

[2:42:08 PM] Gail Schuler: How are things going with THE BRAIN?

[2:42:33 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HOLD ON A SECOND

[2:42:37 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOD

[2:42:45 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNES!!!!

[2:42:59 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE CHURCH IS UNDER ATTACK

[2:43:27 PM] Terrance Jenkins: GAIL… I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

[2:43:44 PM] Gail Schuler: Can you put shield up!

[2:43:45 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT BE A MEGA GIANT TACO AND BURRITO!

[2:44:14 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SHIELDS ARE UP, BUT THEY STILL BE SHOOTIN’ TACO SAUCE AND BEANS AT US

[2:44:18 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!

[2:44:32 PM] Gail Schuler: Can you zoom out into space?

[2:44:51 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE MEXICO SHIELD MUST HAVE CREATED SENTIENT MEXICAN FOOD!

[2:45:19 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THIS BE HORRIBLE

[2:45:35 PM] Gail Schuler: Have Bill Nye create a shield that transforms this into something benign.

[2:45:38 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE MEXICAN FOOD IS EATIN’ ALL THE MEXICANS!

[2:45:57 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

[2:46:01 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BILL BE HERE

[2:46:36 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE SAYS THE JESUITS MUST HAVE DECALIBRATED HIS QUANTU SUBHARMONIC ACTUATOR

[2:46:41 PM] Terrance Jenkins: QUANTUM

[2:46:42 PM] Gail Schuler: Maybe we can create our own pookkakkee that will transform this into something benign.

[2:46:51 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS

[2:47:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE BE FLYIN’ INTO SPACE AND THE GIANT TACO AND BURRITO BE FOLLOWIN US!

[2:47:31 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AT LEAST WE GOT IT AWAY FROM THE POOR MEXICANS

[2:47:39 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BUT IT BE HOT ON OUT TAIL!

[2:47:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OUR

[2:47:54 PM] Gail Schuler: Need to create a missile fast that can hit the giant taco and burrito and transform it into something else.

[2:48:15 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BILL SAYS WE NEED MORE SCIENTISTS TO DO THAT!

[2:48:20 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS!

[2:48:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE TACO IS SHOOTIN AT OUR COMMUNICATION ARRAY!

[2:49:11 PM] Gail Schuler: Can you go through the Sun with a shield over Church of Gail to protect it? And have the giant taco and burrito follow you?

[2:49:15 PM] Terrance Jenkins: GAIL, YOU NEED TO LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT THE SHIELD TURNED THE POOKAKEE INTO TACOS AND BURRITOS

[2:49:23 PM] Gail Schuler: Though perhaps they can put a shield up, too.

[2:49:50 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THAT WE WAS EATIN THEM, AND THEY TASTED GOOD, BUT IT ALSO CREATED TWO GIANT EVIL SENTIENT TACOS AND BURRITOS

[2:50:08 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THEY STARTED EATIN THE MEXICANS AND ATTACKIN THE CHURCH!

[2:50:37 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS… THE CHURCH CAN’T SURVIVE THAT LONG VERY CLOSE TO THE SUN!

[2:50:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS

[2:50:47 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BE A GREAT KIND OF IDEA THO…

[2:50:52 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE NEED MORE IDEAS!

[2:50:55 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS

[2:51:02 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY SHOOTIN THE COMMUNICATIONS ARRAY!

[2:51:13 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS!!!

[2:51:20 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[2:51:23 PM] Terrance Jenkins: MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[2:51:27 PM] Terrance Jenkins: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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