SKYPE TRANSCRIPT BETWEEN GAIL CHORD SCHULER & TERRANCE JENKINS ON MAY 29, 2013 REGARDING FAT CHICKS EXPLODING EVERYWHERE.
THIS IS A NEWS ARCHIVE.
[1:08:29 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS GAIL!
[1:08:34 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I GOTS SOME GREAT NEWS!
[1:08:44 PM] Gail Schuler: Hi, Terrance. I’m all for good news.
[1:08:58 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m just starting my day. I stayed up too late last night.
[1:09:01 PM] Terrance Jenkins: VLADIMIR AND OBAMA WAS ABLE TO PASS THE NEW LAW!
[1:09:13 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT BE ILLEGAL FOR FAT CHICKS TO FART!
[1:09:17 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah!!
[1:09:41 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE LAW STATES THAT ALL FAT CHICKS MUST USE BUTT PLUGS
[1:09:55 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WHICH KEEPS THEM FROM FARTING
[1:10:01 PM] Gail Schuler: Who passed the law, the Congress?
[1:10:15 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YES! IT WAS A LANDSLIDE!
[1:10:26 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY ALL AGREED WITH US ON THIS ONE
[1:10:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT HELPED BECAUSE SEVERAL MEMEBERS OF CONGRESS HAVE HAD DEALINGS WITH FAT CHICKS
[1:10:50 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND HAVE DEALT WITH FAT CHICK FARTS
[1:11:07 PM] Gail Schuler: That’s wonderful. Have you found Lyudmila or any of the leaders of THIN PRIVILEGE?
[1:11:16 PM] Terrance Jenkins: NO… THEY STILL AT LARGE
[1:11:23 PM] Terrance Jenkins: ^(NO PUN INTENDED)
[1:37:11 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS!
[1:37:27 PM] Terrance Jenkins: A FAT WOMAN EXPLODED OUTSIDE CHURCH OF GAIL!
[1:37:35 PM] Gail Schuler: Are you all okay?
[1:37:48 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE DIDN’T HAVE SHIELDS UP
[1:37:56 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SO THERE BE DAMAGE
[1:38:02 PM] Gail Schuler: Is anyone hurt?
[1:38:18 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS, WE GETTIN REPORTS OF FAT WOMEN EXPLODIN EVERYWHERE!
[1:38:29 PM] Gail Schuler: Put your shields up!
[1:38:32 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH… WE BE GETTIN INJURY REPORTS
[1:38:35 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE DID
[1:38:41 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BUT IT BE HAPPENIN ALL OVER THE WORLD
[1:38:51 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, no. Who are they?
[1:39:06 PM] Gail Schuler: Find out if Zack Knight is using brain control.
[1:39:11 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I GOTTA RUN TO THE NEWS AGENCY AND TELL EM TO ANNOUNCE AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST
[1:39:16 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m going to start hitting him with bolts.
[1:39:30 PM] Terrance Jenkins: FAT CHICKS EVERYWHERE BE EXPODIN
[1:39:44 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT MUST BE IN PROTEST OF THE NEW LAW
[1:40:03 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I GOTTA RUN. GAIL PLEASE WARN EVERYONE TO TAKE COVER
[1:40:09 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND MAYBE WEAR GAS MASKS
[1:40:13 PM] Gail Schuler: How can they take cover?
[1:40:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: CAUSE THEY BE LEAVIN GIANT FART CLOUDS
[1:40:30 PM] Terrance Jenkins: MAYBE HIDE UNDER TABLES AND BEDS
[1:40:33 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS
[1:40:38 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE SMELL
[1:40:55 PM] Terrance Jenkins: PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THAT THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE ANTI-FARTING LAW
[1:41:10 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND THAT WE MADE THEM WEAR BUTT PLUGS
[1:41:14 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOD
[1:41:19 PM] Terrance Jenkins: ITS HORRIBLE
[1:41:26 PM] Gail Schuler: Wear a gas mask!
[1:41:34 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I JUST GOT IT ON
[1:41:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT BE BURNIN MY EYES
[1:41:50 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I GOTTA GO HELP PEOPLE
[1:42:33 PM] Terrance Jenkins: QUICK, MAKE A VIDEO! THEY KNOCKED OUT THE GABRIALLE CHANA FOX NEWS STATION!
[1:42:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: PEOPLE NEED TO BE WARNED!
[1:42:50 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY BE EXPLODIN WITH FARTS
[1:43:06 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOD! MORE EXPLOSIONS!
[1:44:15 PM] Gail Schuler: Can you fly Church of Gail into space to get away from them?
[2:08:44 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YOU STILL THERE GAIL?
[2:08:58 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, I’m here. I just released a video.
[2:09:19 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH GOOD! WE DID MANAGE TO FLY THE CHURCH UP INTO SPACE
[2:09:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YOU CAN SEE THE EXPLOSIONS ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY FROM UP HERE
[2:10:10 PM] Gail Schuler: I have also recommended further legislation to make it illegal to go over a certain weight and to force these people into a government enforced diet plan. And that those who use brain control on them to make them this way ALSO be arrested as a terrorist. I have recommended that we arrest Zack Knight.
[2:11:05 PM] Gail Schuler: I have also recommended a designated place where they can safely fart until, and if, their farts are safe.
[2:11:46 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THOSE BE GREAT IDEAS
[2:12:26 PM] Terrance Jenkins: VLADIMIR IS TAKIN’ A SHUTTLE POD DOWN TO SEE OBAMA
[2:13:27 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE JUST GOT NEWS THAT THE BUTT PLUGS WAS CAUSIN THEM TO EXPLODE
[2:13:36 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SO IT WASN’T ZACK
[2:14:00 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE FARTS JUST BUILT UP INTO GIANT BOMBS
[2:14:20 PM] Gail Schuler: That may be true, but he was behind helping Lyudmila to make me slip and fall, so he can still be arrested.
[2:14:22 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WHICH IS REAL POWERFUL AND LIKE MINI NUKES
[2:14:30 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, TRUE
[2:14:50 PM] Gail Schuler: He’s also programming them to want to be fat and eat all the time, so he’s still guilty (indirectly).
[2:14:57 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH EXACTLY
[2:15:19 PM] Gail Schuler: If we make it illegal for these women to become this obese, we can get Zack Knight.
[2:15:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH… THEY SHOULD BE FORCED TO LOOSE WEIGHT
[2:15:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I AGREE
[2:15:47 PM] Gail Schuler: If he creates them in his cloning labs to become fat, he has broken the law!
[2:16:58 PM] Gail Schuler: It’s also possible he is using computer/satellite technology to cause their bodies to put out more gas, now that the plugs are required. I’m just curious, I’ve been hitting him with bolts. Can you view him right now?
[2:17:27 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I CAN’T SEE HIM RIGHT NOW
[2:17:35 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BUT I BE SURE HE BE GETTIN HIT
[2:17:46 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE THINKS FAT CHICKS BE SO FUNNY
[2:17:53 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE PROBABLY HAD TO BE INVOLVED
[2:18:08 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, I agree. Have you heard my latest video.
[2:18:20 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I BE WATCHIN IT RIGHT NOW
[2:18:28 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THIS BE A GREAT VIDEO
[2:18:43 PM] Terrance Jenkins: VLADIMIR IS FLYIN’ DOWN RIGHT NOW
[2:18:47 PM] Terrance Jenkins: TO SEE OBAMA
[2:21:20 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS.
[2:21:31 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I GOTS TO GO TEND TO THE RETARDED
[2:21:45 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE GOTS A FEW RETARDS NOW
[2:21:48 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh dear, are any of my men in this group?
[2:22:03 PM] Terrance Jenkins: NO… THEY WAS ALL IN A SAFE AREA
[2:22:15 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BUT SEVERAL CHURCH MEMBERS BE RETARDS NOW
[2:22:33 PM] Gail Schuler: That’s so sad. Make sure to report this on the Gabrielle Chana FOX News channel to give us support for the new laws I have suggested.
[2:22:35 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THERE PROBABLY BE LOTS OF RETARDS NOW
[2:22:56 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, I THINK THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS BEEN VICTIMS OF THIS
[2:23:07 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT HAPPENED ALL OVER
[2:23:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THANKFULLY THERE WASN’T ANY FAT CHICKS NEAR YOU
[2:23:31 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, I don’t have any gas masks.
[2:23:50 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE SHOULD GET YOU ONE PRETTY SOON
[2:23:52 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JUST IN CASE
[2:24:00 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT HAS TO BE ONE RATED FOR FARTS
[2:24:07 PM] Gail Schuler: How would you get it to me?
[2:24:30 PM] Gail Schuler: Is there a way to reverse the retardation?
[2:24:43 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I THINK THE GABRIELLE CHANA FOX NEWS GIRL WAS PLANIN’ TO VISIT YOUR AREA SOON
[2:24:52 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SHE MIGHT BE ABLE TO DROP ONE OFF FOR YOU
[2:25:14 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT’S A TOUGH PROBLEM TO SOLVE (about reversing the mental retardation caused by the farts)
[2:25:27 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OUR NANOTECHNOLOGY RESEARCH TEAM IS TRYIN TO FIND A WAY
[2:25:35 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY STARTED WITH BUSH
[2:25:43 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BUT IT BE HARD TO TELL IF THEY CURED IT
[2:25:49 PM] Terrance Jenkins: CAUSE OF HOW HE TALKS NORMALLY
[2:26:20 PM] Gail Schuler: Should I make another short video to let the world know that we have a bunch of new retards, thanks to these obese women exploding?
[2:26:41 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, BUT WE MIGHT WANT TO WAIT AWHILE…
[2:26:46 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay.
[2:26:53 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JUST SO THAT PEOPLE HAVE A CHANCE TO GET HELP AND MEDICAL
[2:27:10 PM] Terrance Jenkins: MAYBE TOMORROW WHEN THE NEW LAWS WILL BE PRESENTED
[2:27:20 PM] Gail Schuler: Sounds good.
[2:27:21 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE CAN USE THAT INFORMATION TO INCREASE PUBLIC SUPPORT
[2:27:51 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS
[2:27:55 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THERE BE DROOL EVERYWHERE
[2:28:03 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEM RETARDS DROOL A LOT
[2:28:14 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, my God. That gas is really toxic.
[2:28:22 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I GOTS TO GO HELP TEND TO THE RETARDS
[2:28:39 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE GOT EM QUARANTINED, AND WE E TRYIN TO WASH ALL THE FART OFF EM’
[2:28:40 PM] Gail Schuler: Alright. Thank God, none of these fat chicks are near me, right now.
[2:29:04 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OKAY… I’LL TALK TO YOU LATER
[2:29:07 PM] Terrance Jenkins: TAKE CARE
[2:29:32 PM] Gail Schuler: Thanks for all your support. I think we may finally be able to arrest Zack Knight!
UPDATE: For the farts to be toxic the woman needs to weight around 250 pounds or more.
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