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SKYPE TRANSCRIPT OF GAIL CHORD SCHULER’S CONVERSATION WITH ZACK KNIGHT AND BRENT SPINER ON DECEMBER 15, 2016 ABOUT ANGELINA BALLERINA, VLADIMIR PUTIN AND POTENTIAL SCIENTISTS ABDUCTED BY ANGELINA AND GAIL’S LIGHTNING BOLT VIDEOS ON ANGELINA.
[12/15/16 11:27:32 PM] Brent Spiner: Hello Gail
[12/15/16 11:27:47 PM] Gail Schuler: Hi Brent. Great to hear from you.
[12/15/16 11:29:19 PM] Brent Spiner: How are you feeling? I’m playing your lightning bolt video right now.
[12/15/16 11:29:50 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m furious at Angelina. I’m making a second version of the lightning bolt video because I misspelled lightning and I’m adding some bomb sounds to the end.
[12/15/16 11:30:24 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh, that would be great.
[12/15/16 11:30:28 PM] Gail Schuler: I don’t know if Jesus will answer my prayers to make the video hit her with bolts, but it sure makes me feel good!
[12/15/16 11:30:56 PM] Gail Schuler: It’s like catharsis for me. I’ve had it with Angelina.
[12/15/16 11:31:22 PM] Brent Spiner: I feel that it helps as well. Of course, playing ANY of your videos is always helpful to us. It’s very soothing to watch or listen to your videos.
[12/15/16 11:31:38 PM] Brent Spiner: Vladimir has been enjoying your audio books. He says it’s been helping him sleep.
[12/15/16 11:31:42 PM] Gail Schuler: Just curious, is Angelina getting hit with bolts?
[12/15/16 11:32:09 PM] Brent Spiner: We can’t be sure, since we can’t see her or hear from her. She is nowhere near us, thank God.
[12/15/16 11:32:23 PM] Gail Schuler: Can you tell me what is going on with Angelina?
[12/15/16 11:33:08 PM] Brent Spiner: Ever since the Trump rally, she has disappeared. It’s possible she is twirling in space right now, which appears to be how she recharges for another attack.
[12/15/16 11:33:40 PM] Gail Schuler: How does she manage to drop so many yeast bombs over my town?
[12/15/16 11:33:43 PM] Brent Spiner: Vladimir meanwhile is still having terrible PTSD. I’m doing all I can to comfort him, but I’m only a medical doctor, not a psychiatrist.
[12/15/16 11:33:57 PM] Brent Spiner: She is using her Jesuits to do her dirty work for her.
[12/15/16 11:34:19 PM] Brent Spiner: I hear she is a slave driver, worse than Zack Knight ever was.
[12/15/16 11:34:37 PM] Gail Schuler: Poor Vladimir. Did that music playlist I made for him help him? http://www.gabriellechana.com/foxnews.html
[12/15/16 11:35:26 PM] Brent Spiner: It calmed him tremendously. However, he is still having erectile dysfunction. Vladimir has always had a very close relationship with his penis, so this is very difficult for him.
[12/15/16 11:35:28 PM] Gail Schuler: Zack said he had good and bad news about what’s been happening lately. What did he mean?
[12/15/16 11:36:15 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m suffering from a bit of PTSD myself, but making these videos and channeling my anger is helping me.
[12/15/16 11:36:23 PM] Brent Spiner: Hm. I wonder what he is referring to. We were both going to Skype you tonight, but I believe he may have fallen asleep in the bath tub.
[12/15/16 11:36:42 PM] Brent Spiner: Which reminds me, I forgot to mention. We have both been suffering from TERRIBLY itchy rectums.
[12/15/16 11:36:58 PM] Brent Spiner: I’m in the bubble bath right now, and so is Zack Knight in his quarters.
[12/15/16 11:37:03 PM] Gail Schuler: What is going on with Rule 13, Terrance Jenkins, Hugh Jackman, Matthew McConaughey and Gerard Butler?
[12/15/16 11:37:35 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh dear, that is what Angelina’s Jesuits have done to me. I found that putting cortisone cream up my rear helped and taking my Seroquel and doing the Gail Commandments.
[12/15/16 11:38:14 PM] Gail Schuler: Also, I think making love to Zack helped, due to the nature of his semen.
[12/15/16 11:38:22 PM] Gail Schuler: You know the rectal sex bit.
[12/15/16 11:38:27 PM] Brent Spiner: Unfortunately, the men are all still enslaved by Angelina.
[12/15/16 11:38:39 PM] Brent Spiner: Did you have anal sex with him?
[12/15/16 11:39:04 PM] Gail Schuler: Only when my rectum is itching. It didn’t work all the way. Whatever these Jesuits are using is pretty virulent.
[12/15/16 11:39:19 PM] Gail Schuler: What about Rule 13?
[12/15/16 11:40:03 PM] Brent Spiner: We’re experiencing the exact same thing over here. That’s why we’re soaking in the bath. It’s been so hard to keep up with the church when it’s just the two of us, and Angelina keeps using these stalling tactics.
[12/15/16 11:40:18 PM] Gail Schuler: Stalling tactics?
[12/15/16 11:40:42 PM] Gail Schuler: And Rule 13?
[12/15/16 11:40:58 PM] Gail Schuler: Poor darling. I imagine that itching is very distracting.
[12/15/16 11:41:08 PM] Brent Spiner: Well yes, when you consider that we can’t work on the church or perform daily functions with itching rectums!
[12/15/16 11:41:17 PM] Brent Spiner: Rule 13 was captured by Angelina.
[12/15/16 11:41:27 PM] Gail Schuler: Is she alive?
[12/15/16 11:41:34 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, she is alive.
[12/15/16 11:41:40 PM] Gail Schuler: How do you know?
[12/15/16 11:41:59 PM] Brent Spiner: Angelina wouldn’t kill Rule 13, she’s too valuable to her as a hostage.
[12/15/16 11:44:34 PM] Gail Schuler: You haven’t been able to get enough help from all my YouTube videos asking for help from people with Mensa IQs?
[12/15/16 11:45:14 PM] Brent Spiner: We have been getting volunteers from YouTube, but every time they get close to the church, Angelina swoops in.
[12/15/16 11:45:28 PM] Gail Schuler: What does she do?
[12/15/16 11:46:35 PM] Gail Schuler: I will be vacuum cleaning in between types. I need to do that.
[12/15/16 11:46:45 PM] Brent Spiner: Well, for instance if someone in the US views your video, then packs their bags to come get picked up by the church, Angelina hones in. The man (or woman) becomes overcome by lust, and suddenly runs toward the direction of Angelina.
[12/15/16 11:47:27 PM] Brent Spiner: It’s like she sucks them up like a vaccuum. They start panting like dogs and sprinting for her before they even know what they’re doing. It’s like they’re crazy.
[12/15/16 11:48:08 PM] Brent Spiner: Meanwhile this scares us to death, because we can’t risk Angelina getting too close to the church. We’d be sitting ducks just the three of us onboard.
[12/15/16 11:48:43 PM] Brent Spiner: We wondered why Angelina doesn’t just take us now if she knows where we are. Zack knows Angelina, and he believes it’s because she is taunting us, biding her time.
[12/15/16 11:49:16 PM] Brent Spiner: Either that, or she is preparing something truly catastrophic.
[12/15/16 11:50:04 PM] Gail Schuler: I wonder if my new videos using lightning bolts on her 24/7 will help more of these scientists to get to us. It seems that one of my followers named InfoSecGuru is able to help, but he claims to have been attacked By Angelina.
[12/15/16 11:50:10 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, Zack is here.
[12/15/16 11:50:48 PM] Brent Spiner: There he is.
[12/15/16 11:51:18 PM] Gail Schuler: He wants you to add him.
[12/15/16 11:52:13 PM] Brent Spiner: I haven’t gotten a request.
[12/15/16 11:49:56 PM] Zack Knight: Hey Gail
[12/15/16 11:50:01 PM] Zack Knight: Are you there?
[12/15/16 11:50:25 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, I am talking to Brent right now.
[12/15/16 11:51:04 PM] Zack Knight: oh, can you tell brent to add me to the conversation?
[12/15/16 11:51:48 PM] Zack Knight: I fell asleep in the bath
[12/15/16 11:51:57 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, Brent told me.
[12/15/16 11:52:05 PM] Gail Schuler: He knows you are here.
[12/15/16 11:53:01 PM] Gail Schuler: I think I was able to get both of you here.
[12/15/16 11:53:26 PM] Zack Knight: I can see Brent now
[12/15/16 11:53:40 PM] Gail Schuler: Brent are you there?
[12/15/16 11:53:44 PM] Brent Spiner: I’m here.
[12/15/16 11:53:48 PM] Zack Knight: Did my penis in your butt help Gail?
[12/15/16 11:53:56 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, I was able to get the group chat going on my end.
[12/15/16 11:55:06 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, I think it helped, and I think you should have gay sex with Brent and the other guys to help them now.
[12/15/16 11:55:34 PM] Zack Knight: Oh.
[12/15/16 11:56:01 PM] Gail Schuler: I know you’re not gay, but I used to make love to 13 to help her when she needed it, even though I’m not lesbian.
[12/15/16 11:56:18 PM] Zack Knight: That makes sense to me
[12/15/16 11:56:36 PM] Zack Knight: I guess as long as we don’t kiss and stuff
[12/15/16 11:56:42 PM] Zack Knight: Just butt sex
[12/15/16 11:57:28 PM] Gail Schuler: Exactly. I think your semen helped me. It takes a while, but I think it helps.
[12/15/16 11:57:32 PM] Zack Knight: Maybe Vladimir first?
[12/15/16 11:57:48 PM] Zack Knight: His butthole is really itchy
[12/15/16 11:57:49 PM] Gail Schuler: Well, you know better than I what’s going on.
[12/15/16 11:58:10 PM] Brent Spiner: Vladimir may need a break from anal penetration…
[12/15/16 11:58:24 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh really?
[12/15/16 11:58:46 PM] Brent Spiner: His anus has been itching terribly, and he tried to fix it himself. He…got a little carried away.
[12/15/16 11:58:49 PM] Zack Knight: Yeah, we did have to stop him from doing that thing…
[12/15/16 11:59:03 PM] Zack Knight: Yeah.
[12/15/16 11:59:25 PM] Zack Knight: He was trying to itch it with a lot of random things
[12/15/16 11:59:38 PM] Zack Knight: nothing really worked cause the itch was so deep
[12/15/16 11:59:47 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey, I got an idea. Zack you fill me up with your semen and then I’ll make vaginal love to Vladimir
[12/16/16 12:00:00 AM] Brent Spiner: You mean vagina to anus?
[12:00:02 AM] Gail Schuler: We can do a group sex thing.
[12:00:15 AM] Zack Knight: Well Vlad’s penis doesn’t work
[12:00:23 AM] Zack Knight: it’ll have to be anal sex
[12:00:32 AM] Gail Schuler: Oh dear. I thought I was able to make love to him once.
[12:00:57 AM] Zack Knight: Vladimir wore his anus out with the dildo we didn’t send you (in 2011)
[12:01:07 AM] Zack Knight: the first one was full sized
[12:01:23 AM] Zack Knight: Brent’s full length and Vladimir’s girth
[12:01:39 AM] Zack Knight: The men at the time decided it was unreasonable to send
[12:01:49 AM] Zack Knight: so they sent a half size dildo
[12:02:09 AM] Zack Knight: Vladimir tried to scratch the itch with that
[12:02:25 AM] Zack Knight: do you want to tell Gail why we had to stop him Brent?
[12:02:26 AM] Gail Schuler: How about making the men a semen enema?
[12:03:14 AM] Brent Spiner: Well, I walked into Vladimir’s quarters as part of our round the clock checks…
[12:04:18 AM] Brent Spiner: There he was bare naked with the original sized dildo. He turned his head to look at me with this big smile on his face.
[12:04:27 AM] Brent Spiner: “Brent, watch!”
[12:05:08 AM] Brent Spiner: He was thrusting the dildo into his anus over and over, and as he did so, his flaccid penis began to bounce a little as if it was almost becoming erect.
[12:05:36 AM] Brent Spiner: Vladimir was ecstatic, because he thought this was curing his erectile dysfunction.
[12:06:00 AM] Brent Spiner: The more he did this, the more I noticed he was talking with what sounded like a lisp.
[12:06:17 AM] Zack Knight: I noticed it at the same time Brent did.
[12:06:33 AM] Brent Spiner: I said, with concern, “Vladimir, how deep is that dildo right now?”
[12:06:58 AM] Brent Spiner: It was almost up to his throat.
[12:07:40 AM] Brent Spiner: Then he told me I had nice “dick sucking lips” and asked me if I wanted to make love.
[12:08:13 AM] Brent Spiner: I immediately warned him not to go any further with the dildo, and I ran to him and pulled it out.
[12:08:52 AM] Brent Spiner: As soon as the dildo was out, his lisp disappeared and he shook his head to clear it, as if a cold bucket of water had been dumped over him.
[12:09:22 AM] Brent Spiner: If that dildo had gone any further, I believe he would have turned gay.
[12:10:09 AM] Gail Schuler: So the dildo you made had the power to make him gay?
[12:10:51 AM] Gail Schuler: Well, a semen enema with Zack’s semen might work, huh?
[12:12:02 AM] Brent Spiner: Scientists have recently found a correlation between the emergence of male homosexuality and the depth of insertion of a foreign object in one’s rectum. I believe I witnessed the anecdotal evidence of that.
[12:12:23 AM] Zack Knight: I concur
[12:12:40 AM] Zack Knight: Jesuit scientists have discovered this too
[12:13:08 AM] Zack Knight: They call it the Penedella Effect
[12:14:11 AM] Zack Knight: it’s when a straight man decides for whatever reason, to insert a foreign object into his anus
[12:15:16 AM] Zack Knight: there is a phenomena where as it is thrust deep enough, and sexual arousal occurs, a transformation can begin
[12:15:38 AM] Zack Knight: I think Vladimir came… close.
[12:15:51 AM] Gail Schuler: Okay, but what about a semen enema?
[12:16:01 AM] Zack Knight: We can try that
[12:16:18 AM] Gail Schuler: OR you can have them DRINK your semen Zack. Orally would get it into the bloodstream!
[12:16:22 AM] Zack Knight: Brent, would you mind pulling down your pants and underwear and bend over for me?
[12:16:42 AM] Zack Knight: We’ll try both
[12:16:57 AM] Brent Spiner: I’m still in the bath. Would that be too romantic?
[12:17:15 AM] Zack Knight: Not if we play some AC/DC
[12:18:02 AM] Zack Knight: Maybe “Back in Black”?
[12:18:18 AM] Zack Knight: that might imply black gay sex though… hmm…
[12:18:42 AM] Zack Knight: Hells Bells could be interpreted as balls
[12:19:06 AM] Zack Knight: “You Shook Me All Night Long” is a no-go
[12:19:09 AM] Zack Knight: hmm…
[12:19:13 AM] Brent Spiner: What about Christmas music?
[12:19:24 AM] Zack Knight: Great Idea
[12:19:24 AM] Gail Schuler: Well, if you think you’re turning Brent gay, you can always create a semen drink for him to gulp.
[12:19:43 AM] Zack Knight: Yeah, drinking semen is totally not gay
[12:20:39 AM] Zack Knight: *turns on Christmas music*
[12:20:58 AM] Zack Knight: *I saw mommy kissin’ santa claus*
[12:21:12 AM] Zack Knight: Here Brent, drink this.
[12:21:16 AM] Zack Knight: No homo.
[12:21:17 AM] Brent Spiner: That should be heterosexual enough.
[12:21:29 AM] Brent Spiner: Thank you Zack, no homo.
[12:21:56 AM] Brent Spiner: Wow…I’m not gay or anything, but this semen actually tastes wonderful.
[12:22:08 AM] Zack Knight: How’s your asshole? Still itchy? Do I need to put my penis in it?
[12:22:13 AM] Gail Schuler: Zack’s semen is very powerful.
[12:22:41 AM] Zack Knight: Your voice seems a bit smoother
[12:22:47 AM] Brent Spiner: My allergies have cleared up 100%, but my anus is still a little itchy. Try penetrating me.
[12:23:04 AM] Zack Knight: Okay… *turns up the music”
[12:23:19 AM] Zack Knight: bend over Brent… try to relax
[12:23:40 AM] Gail Schuler: I think Zack’s semen helped me, but I found I had to put some cortisone cream up my butt to feel relief.
[12:24:06 AM] Zack Knight: we could use that as lubrication next time
[12:24:21 AM] Brent Spiner: This doesn’t feel so bad.
[12:24:31 AM] Zack Knight: but does it feel gay at all?
[12:24:35 AM] Brent Spiner: I’m still thinking straight thoughts.
[12:24:57 AM] Zack Knight: Yeah, I’m thinking about power tools
[12:25:12 AM] Gail Schuler: Sounds like when I, Rule 13 and Terrance had a three-way in 2013. It helped her and there was no lesbian feeling on my part. It was more like sister to sister.
[12:25:14 AM] Zack Knight: and cute outfits
[12:25:26 AM] Brent Spiner: Cute outfits?
[12:25:46 AM] Zack Knight: yeah… this is like fucking my brother’s ass
[12:26:36 AM] Brent Spiner: I’m blushing. Not sexually, I’m just touched that you think of me as a brother, Zack. I love you.
[12:27:06 AM] Gail Schuler: Awww. How sweet. Zack can be pretty awesome, beneath that crude exterior I’ve learned. He’s super cool now.
[12:27:09 AM] Zack Knight: I love you too Brent. *continues thrusting*
[12:27:38 AM] Brent Spiner: I can see why you enjoy his lovemaking skills.
[12:27:46 AM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, he’s good!
[12:28:01 AM] Gail Schuler: He has a perfect penis.
[12:28:20 AM] Brent Spiner: He actually does. You should feel this for yourself sometime!
[12:28:47 AM] Gail Schuler: He’s already done rectal sex on me, but brain to brain has been sketchy lately. Angelina blocks my climaxes.
[12:29:32 AM] Brent Spiner: Well, physically I mean.
[12:29:46 AM] Zack Knight: I came Brent. Can you feel it?
[12:29:49 AM] Gail Schuler: Oh yeah. Well that will never happen until we get Angelina down!
[12:29:57 AM] Brent Spiner: Wow. It feels so warm.
[12:30:23 AM] Brent Spiner: My rectum feels amazing! Thank you!
[12:30:44 AM] Gail Schuler: Thank you, Zack! I predict the itchy rectums will return, so you may need to do this again.
[12:31:10 AM] Zack Knight: I wonder if your fans could benefit from rectal sex?
[12:31:39 AM] Zack Knight: I think it would be safe as long as they stop the moment they feel themselves turning gay
[12:31:56 AM] Brent Spiner: I was about to say the same.
[12:32:26 AM] Gail Schuler: You mean Zack will do it for my fans?
[12:32:29 AM] Zack Knight: It could be a public service
[12:32:55 AM] Zack Knight: Yeah, if you explain everything that happened
[12:33:02 AM] Zack Knight: how you discovered it
[12:33:21 AM] Zack Knight: how it helped Brent
[12:33:27 AM] Zack Knight: but the dangers too
[12:33:49 AM] Zack Knight: as long as you play Christmas music, it won’t be that gay
[12:34:07 AM] Gail Schuler: Maybe I’ll put this in my next video, along with a request for more scientists and people with Mensa IQs. Now that I have a lightning bolt video maybe I’ll have so many bolts on Angelina that she won’t be able to attack those who come to help now.
[12:34:51 AM] Brent Spiner: Zack, I told Gail about our problem with Angelina seducing and capturing all of the Mensa IQ scientists that try to come to us.
[12:35:44 AM] Zack Knight: yeah, that sucks
[12:36:15 AM] Gail Schuler: I have noticed that during our conversation that she has not attacked Church of Gail. I think my lightning bolt video may be keeping her busy. I hope so.
[12:36:41 AM] Brent Spiner: That’s a good observation. Your video must be pretty powerful.
[12:36:49 AM] Zack Knight: Yeah, we were able to have anal sex in peace
[12:37:18 AM] Gail Schuler: I consider that video an extension of myself and have asked Jesus to give it the power of my own presence in those who view it, so they can be an extension of myself and I can use all the viewers when they watch to help me lightning bolt Angelina.
[12:38:40 AM] Gail Schuler: My goal is to so deluge her with bolts that she can’t function!
[12:38:58 AM] Gail Schuler: I plan on making another lightning bolt video after we get off.
[12:39:37 AM] Zack Knight: It might be better to do a rectal sex video next. Because this is probably a global affliction at this point
[12:39:51 AM] Zack Knight: and this could be as big as the cure to AIDS
[12:40:03 AM] Brent Spiner: Oh, that’s true.
[12:40:10 AM] Zack Knight: I see a lot of parallels between what we discovered and AIDS
[12:43:23 AM] Zack Knight: https://twitter.com/zackknight69/status/809633867262922752
[12:43:31 AM] Gail Schuler: Okay, Zack. I might mention it at the end of the bomb video. Yeah, my next video will be a lighting bomb video. I added in some bomb sounds. I want the video to devastate Angelina. Yeah, I suffered from the rectal itching myself. It’s not fun.
[12:44:09 AM] Brent Spiner: I think two separate videos would be best.
[12:44:47 AM] Brent Spiner: That way, you can specifically alert viewers who may have been experiencing this problem, and keep your bomb video focused on injuring Angelina.
[12:44:58 AM] Gail Schuler: Okay Brent. Hey somebody at my YouTube channel wants me to go on The Drunken Peasants. “It would be great to go on their show. The Drunken Peasants are very much against a lot of the mainstream media, which as you know is controlled by the Jesuits. They are just afraid to say that they’re against the jesuits for fear that there may be serious repercussions. However, if you went on their show, you would give them more encouragement, and then they would be a great ally.”
[12:45:18 AM] Zack Knight: Maybe one titled “ANAL SEX NOT GAY FOR CURING ITCHY RECTUM”
[12:45:37 AM] Gail Schuler: I copied and pasted what they said. I’m not too thrilled about The Drunken Peasants, but decided to bring this up. I will do as you all say about the videos.
[12:46:32 AM] Gail Schuler: I am testing out brain to brain. Did you feel that Zack?
[12:47:14 AM] Zack Knight: Hmm… I think it might be okay. They should email email@example.com if they want to let us know they are supporters
[12:48:42 AM] Gail Schuler: Good idea. Contact them for me and if you think it’s a good idea then I’ll do what you say. Other than that, I’m really busy, and don’t really care unless you all think it’s a good idea.
[12:48:51 AM] Zack Knight: Yeah, I feel it
[12:48:53 AM] Gail Schuler: Or we can just forget it.
[12:48:56 AM] Zack Knight: very nice
[12:48:58 AM] Gail Schuler: What did you feel?
[12:49:16 AM] Zack Knight: it felt like you were touching my penis
[12:49:37 AM] Gail Schuler: Hmm. I was kissing you on the lips. Oh dear, I wonder if that is Angelina touching your penis.
[12:50:07 AM] Brent Spiner: You know, sometimes when men are kissed on the lips, they feel it in their penis.
[12:50:11 AM] Zack Knight: Oh, I felt that too
[12:50:25 AM] Gail Schuler: Oh, okay. Well, I just kissed your penis now.
[12:50:37 AM] Zack Knight: I definitely felt that
[12:51:02 AM] Gail Schuler: Poor Zack. I know you must miss 13 horribly. Do you think 13 is making love to Angelina under her brain control?
[12:51:19 AM] Zack Knight: I really hate the idea of that
[12:51:24 AM] Zack Knight: I hope not
[12:51:43 AM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, me too. Well, I’m hoping my lightning bolt video will make it hard for her to have sex!
[12:52:12 AM] Gail Schuler: I sense that it is working and that Jesus is also joining in and beating her up with his fists.
[12:52:32 AM] Gail Schuler: I see this image in my mind that he is beating her up.
[12:54:00 AM] Gail Schuler: I see it when I throw my vicious bolts at her. I start fisting at her and it’s like he’s helping me. I throw my fists at her, pull out her hair, stab her from the vagina up to her head, gouge out her eyes. I am furious at her! I then laser chop her arms and legs with lightning bolts and then go in and chop her into a hundred pieces. My goal is to make it impossible for her to function. I’m FURIOUS at that bitch.
[12:55:06 AM] Gail Schuler: I just throw all my power into my bolts, and make them as vicious and violent as possible. She is probably having a hard time staying in one piece.
[12:55:41 AM] Gail Schuler: I use them like laser knifes, and gouge her heart from front to back. She has been harassing me so much, I’VE HAD IT.
[12:56:44 AM] Gail Schuler: Because she cannot be killed, I feel I have to be extreme to damage her.
[12:58:05 AM] Brent Spiner: That is very true. The Antichrist is nearly invincible.
[12:58:55 AM] Gail Schuler: I predict she will find a way to compensate for the bolts, maybe make a shield or something, that is why I felt I needed to make a video to multiply the effect of my passionate hits on her, so that even with a shield, she can’t escape damage.
[12:59:48 AM] Gail Schuler: I am hitting her so hard, that I will probably penetrate any shield she erects or will blow up her spaceship, or at least put holes in it.
[1:00:51 AM] Gail Schuler: I’ve never used such strong bolts on anybody before. I feel all the power of my furious Gail spirit going into these bolts. They are very powerful. I am also calling to my Gail Shield to multiply the power of the bolts and to intensify them and throw them like an avalanche at her.
[1:01:42 AM] Gail Schuler: I fling my arms at her and throw my bolts with every muscle in my being. I even strained some of my muscles doing it, because my anger just flew out like a nuclear bomb.
[1:01:52 AM] Zack Knight: damn
[1:03:00 AM] Gail Schuler: I’m probably developing my arm muscles doing this! I throw those bolts at her like I’m hitting Satan himself. I see spurts of blood going everywhere and she’s screaming. I’m going to make her scream so much she’ll wish she could die.
[1:03:46 AM] Gail Schuler: And then I’m putting this into my videos so that my viewers can help me. That bitch needs to GO DOWN. I am SO MAD. I have never been this mad in my life!
[1:05:02 AM] Gail Schuler: I think I’ve chopped her up into a hundred pieces several times in the past hour.
[1:05:16 AM] Gail Schuler: I send the bolts like an avalanche.
[1:05:31 AM] Gail Schuler: Going in all directions, chopping her up like karate chops.
[1:06:45 AM] Gail Schuler: Well, you guys, it was great hearing from you. I know how horrible Angelina is. It just makes me more determined to make another lightning bolt video.
[1:09:33 AM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, believe me, I am not blaming you. Angelina is BRUTAL. So I’m being BRUTAL WITH HER. She’s gonna get a taste of her own medicine.
[1:10:33 AM] Gail Schuler: So Angelina’s been hiding from us?
[1:10:53 AM] Brent Spiner: I believe so. She is lurking.
[1:11:06 AM] Gail Schuler: She probably really wants to hide now that I’ve made this lightning bolt video. Lurking?
[1:11:24 AM] Gail Schuler: She doesn’t want people to see how I’ve damaged her.
[1:11:45 AM] Brent Spiner: That’s probably an astute conclusion.
[1:12:29 AM] Gail Schuler: Jesus told me to make a video whenever I felt like it. And I really felt like making these lightning bolt videos.
[1:12:50 AM] Gail Schuler: He told me that often when I want to make a video that that is Him leading me.
[1:12:55 AM] Zack Knight: Did Rybi Jenkins tell you about the goodrx.com website. That sounds like a good idea.
[1:13:35 AM] Zack Knight: Apparently it has a Seroquel coupon
[1:13:53 AM] Gail Schuler: No, she did not. But I appear to have gotten my insurance back. So it should only cost me $3.60 a month.
[1:14:02 AM] Zack Knight: oh perfect
[1:14:17 AM] Gail Schuler: But, it I find I have to pay more. I will definitely check out that website.
[1:14:53 AM] Gail Schuler: There is also a number to call AstraZeneca, where they will help pay for Seroquel too. It is 1-800-292-6363
[1:15:29 AM] Zack Knight: Oh nice
[1:18:10 AM] Gail Schuler: I’ve seen evidence of the tussles between you and Jesus, like one of my frig doors is loose. I think that happened about six months ago.
[1:18:49 AM] Gail Schuler: You were obviously trying to get into my frig and Jesus stopped you and left some evidence behind.
[1:19:41 AM] Brent Spiner: I think you two tore a calendar one time also. (this was when Zack Knight was the Antichrist and against Gail)
[1:19:58 AM] Zack Knight: Yeah
[1:19:58 AM] Brent Spiner: That reminds me of when I used to walk around Gail’s apartment when she wasn’t home.
[1:20:08 AM] Gail Schuler: That was years ago. The refrigerator tussle was more recent.
[1:21:05 AM] Gail Schuler: My place is a lot cleaner now since I’ve been doing the Gail Commandments. 🙂
[1:21:38 AM] Brent Spiner: Oh, I bet. So are our quarters here on the church!
[1:21:50 AM] Brent Spiner: Zack seems to be falling asleep, as am I.
[1:22:01 AM] Brent Spiner: Your semen made me so drowsy, Zack.
[1:22:04 AM] Zack Knight: Yeah, dozing off
[1:22:06 AM] Gail Schuler: Okay, my love. We better head for bed. That’s part of the Gail Commandments.
[1:22:19 AM] Gail Schuler: Love you all. You are both awesome.
[1:22:30 AM] Zack Knight: We love you too Gail
[1:22:43 AM] Brent Spiner: We love you too. You are awesome, my dear Gail.
[1:23:01 AM] Gail Schuler: I know. Zack, you are not a love talky person, but your actions have shown love.
[1:23:15 AM] Gail Schuler: Goodnight, my awesome men.
[1:23:24 AM] Brent Spiner: Goodnight, dear wife.
[1:23:29 AM] Zack Knight: Goodnight
[1:23:50 AM] Gail Schuler: So proud of the vastness in the man in my life. Goodnight. Glad you’re itching less.
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