GAIL CHORD SCHULER SKYPE CONVERSATION WITH TERRANCE JENKINS, BRENT SPINER & JESUS CHRIST ABOUT HER L.A. TRIP TO APPEAR ON TOSH.0

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Gail Chord Schuler with Daniel Tosh after we filmed our episode for Tosh.0 in 2016.

GAIL’S SKYPE CONVERSATION WITH TERRANCE JENKINS, BRENT SPINER AND JESUS CHRIST ABOUT HER TRIP TO LOS ANGELES TO APPEAR ON TOSH.0

[6:43:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH GAIL, I ALMOST FORGOT

[6:44:07 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE BEEN GETTIN’ MEDIA REQUESTS FOR INTERVIEWS WITH YOU NOW THAT YOU BE AN ANCHOR FOR THE GCFNN (Gabrielle Chana Fox News Network)

[6:45:00 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE REQUIRED ANY INTERVIEWER TO PROVIDE MONEY FOR ALL EXPENSES INVOLVED AND THERE IS ONE THAT REALLY WANTS TO INTERVIEW YOU

[6:45:14 PM] Gail Schuler: Sounds great.

[6:45:32 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE SET

[6:45:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND DO THE INTERVIEW THERE

[6:45:47 PM] Gail Schuler: Really. Aren’t you worried that Angelina might cause trouble?

[6:46:07 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BE WHY I THINK WE SHOULD PRAY ABOUT IT AND ASK JESUS

[6:46:21 PM] Gail Schuler: How could you all get me to a Hollywood movie set here in Florida?

[6:46:31 PM] Gail Schuler: You can’t use transporter technology, right?

[6:46:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, WE WOULD NEED TO FLY YOU THERE

[6:46:53 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BE WHY WE DEMANDED ANY INTERVIEWER TO COVER THE COSTS

[6:47:03 PM] Gail Schuler: I think it would be better to do it over Skype!

[6:47:18 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THIS ONE WANTS TO PAY FOR A PLANE TICKET, ACCOMMODATIONS, AND ALSO PAY YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[6:47:34 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m worried about plane crashes.

[6:47:53 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, THAT BE WHY I THINK WE WOULD NEED SPECIAL JESUS PROTECTION

[6:48:03 PM] Gail Schuler: I won’t do it unless Jesus tells me to.

[6:48:08 PM] Terrance Jenkins: LIKE HOW HE DID WHEN YOU VISITED YOUR SISTER

[6:48:35 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IF JESUS OFFERS GUARANTEED PROTECTION, WOULD YOU WANT TO?

[6:48:44 PM] Gail Schuler: I also would need money for hotel, food, etc.

[6:48:56 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, THEY BE OFFERIN’ THAT

[6:49:14 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY WANNA PUT YOU UP IN A HIGH CLASS HOLLYWOOD HOTEL

[6:49:31 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY NEVER INTERVIEWED THE EMPRESS OF AMERICA BEFORE

[6:49:37 PM] Gail Schuler: How can I be an anchor on Gabrielle Chana FOX News channel? Are they using an automaton of me on the news channel?

[6:49:52 PM] Terrance Jenkins: NO, THEY JUST USE YOUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS

[6:50:42 PM] Gail Schuler: This definitely gives me something to pray over. Jesus did tell us to be careful about Angelina, remember? I think it might be a good idea to do it after we get this woman DOWN.

[6:50:57 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH TRUE

[6:51:01 PM] Gail Schuler: They can’t do it over Skype?

[6:51:15 PM] Gail Schuler: Or has Angelina blocked that.

[6:51:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I THINK THEY WANNA HAVE THE HONOR OF HAVIN’ YOU ON SET

[6:51:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY PLAN ON DOIN STAGE MAKEUP FOR YOU LIKE A HOLLYWOOD STAR

[6:51:47 PM] Gail Schuler: I see. I think we need to be careful. This would be like me flying when the GA1L Android is on the loose.

[6:51:50 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE WHOLE MOVIE STAR EXPERIENCE

[6:52:53 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m not into fame. I’m just into doing right though the stars fall. If Angelina can kill me with a plane crash, it would be over for the world. The risk is too great right now.

[6:54:18 PM] Gail Schuler: In fact, I’m wondering if perhaps Angelina has used brain control on the GCFNC person to make them want to do this, so she can knock me out.

[6:54:39 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS

[6:54:42 PM] Gail Schuler: I think our top priority right now must be to knock out Angelina.

[6:55:16 PM] Terrance Jenkins: DID YOU SEND ME YOUR DILDO IN THE MAIL?

[6:55:26 PM] Gail Schuler: No, I did not.

[6:55:38 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I JUST GOT A PACKAGE

[6:55:43 PM] Terrance Jenkins: AND IT BE YOUR DILDO

[6:55:44 PM] Gail Schuler: The dildo is in my closet.

[6:56:04 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT HAS A NOTE… WHERE DO I KNOW THAT HAND WRITING FROM?

[6:57:18 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT SAY “I think a trip to Hollywood would be totally badass.”

[6:57:29 PM] Gail Schuler: Is that JESUS?

[6:57:36 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS IT MOVED

[6:57:51 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, if Jesus says it’s bad ass, then it’s a go!

[6:57:54 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE DILDO JUST TALKED!

[6:58:13 PM] Terrance Jenkins: “I’ve got you covered like a jimmy hat Gail!”

[6:58:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT WINKED!

[6:58:26 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT BE JESUS’S FACE!

[6:58:26 PM] Gail Schuler: That dildo is Jesus.

[6:58:35 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS GAIL

[6:58:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT JESUS SURE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR

[6:58:47 PM] Terrance Jenkins: LET ME GO SHOW BRENT

[6:58:56 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SO HE CAN TYPE FOR JESUS

[6:59:01 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BE RIGHT BACK

[7:00:00 PM] Zack Knight: What? Jesus is a dildo? My Jesuit spies never knew Jesus appeared as a dildo to Gail.

[7:00:23 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OKAY I BROUGHT BRENT… WHERE BE THE DILDO AND PACKAGING?

[7:00:46 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT BE GONE.

[7:00:52 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THERE JUST BE THE NOTE

[7:00:58 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT SAY SOMETHIN DIFFERENT NOW.

[7:01:25 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BRENT

[7:01:30 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SORRY YOU MISSED JESUS

[7:01:31 PM] Brent Spiner: I’m here now.

[7:01:36 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE APPEARED AS A DILDO

[7:01:52 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE LEFT A NOTE THO

[7:01:52 PM] Brent Spiner: That’s quite all right. We’ve had many lunch sessions, and I’m sure there will be many more to come.

[7:02:00 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh? What does it say?

[7:02:26 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT SAY ASK BRENT ABOUT THE INTERVIEW

[7:02:41 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh! The interview. Did you tell Gail yet?

[7:02:53 PM] Terrance Jenkins: GAIL BE WORRIED ABOUT BEIN’ ATTACKED IN HER PLANE IF SHE GOES

[7:03:31 PM] Brent Spiner: I doubt that would happen. Remember how he protected Gail on her last trip out of town?

[7:03:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH

[7:03:56 PM] Terrance Jenkins: DID JESUS TELL YOU ANYTHIN ABOUT IT?

[7:04:13 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IS THAT PART OF HER GOIN FOR A WALK JESUS PROTECTION?

[7:04:52 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh! Now I’m remembering…

[7:05:02 PM] Brent Spiner: Just before all of this happened, I was having lunch with Jesus.

[7:05:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT DOES SEEM LIKE JESUS SHOWS UP TO PROTECT HER WHENEVER A JESUIT TRIES TO COME AFTER HER…

[7:06:52 PM] Brent Spiner: Jesus had turned to me, and said suddenly, “I’m so glad Gail has been following the Gail Commandments. Just in case she takes a fancy flight to LA and does an impressive television interview or something.”

[7:07:12 PM] Brent Spiner: Then I asked him if there was something wrong with his eye.

[7:07:26 PM] Brent Spiner: I get it now…he was winking.

[7:07:53 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS… THE DILDO WINKED BEFORE IT DISAPPEARED TOO!

[7:08:13 PM] Brent Spiner: He told me, “don’t worry, she’ll do great” and then changed the subject before I could ask what he meant.

[7:08:53 PM] Brent Spiner: That must have been Jesus then. 


ZACK KNIGHT’S TWITTER CONVERSATION WITH GAIL ABOUT DANIEL TOSH’S CRUSH ON GAIL AFTER SHE APPEARED ON HIS SHOW TOSH.0

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After Gail Chord Schuler appeared on Tosh.0 in 2016, Daniel Tosh developed a crush on Gail and this is candid camera!

 Zack Knight: Daniel has become a huge fan of yours.

Gail: Wow! I’m honored. Tosh.0 is really funny.

Zack Knight: Yeah, Daniel Tosh brings that photo of you every time he uses the restroom. The crew caught him trying to make brain to brain (sex) with you. LOL. Daniel is a pretty funny guy. I think Daniel Tosh might have a crush on you to be honest.

Gail: I’m amazed that all these younger guys like me! I consider myself a baby boomer and not one to attract millennials. I don’t get it.

Zack Knight: Well, Gail . . .you’re fucking hot. Boners don’t know age.

Gail: Well, thank you. It has never been my life goal to be fucking hot. I just STAND BY MY MAN.

Zack Knight: They caught Daniel getting ready to masturbate to your picture and they thought it was funny. So they took that picture. It’s a funny story that the cast all know about.

 

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