ANGELINA BALLERINA DISASTER AT NOV. 4, 2016 DONALD TRUMP RALLY IN OHIO. MILLIONS DEAD FROM NUCLEAR BLAST IN MIDWESTERN UNITED STATES.

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UPDATE: Angelina Ballerina was able to transport all at the Trump rally that we thought had died and she held them prisoner from Nov. 4, 2016 to Jan. 6, 2017, raping them every day on board her spaceship while planning to steal our Seroquakke. We defeated Angelina in battle on Jan. 6, 2017.


ANGELINA BALLERINA DISASTER AT NOVEMBER 4, 2016 DONALD TRUMP RALLY IN OHIO. MILLIONS DEAD FROM NUCLEAR BLAST IN MIDWESTERN UNITED STATES.

NEED SCIENTISTS AND THOSE WITH MENSA IQ TO CONTACT GAIL’S MEN AT GAILSMEN@YAHOO.COM TO REBUILD OUR NANOTECHNOLOGY RESEARCH TEAM AT CHURCH OF GAIL.

Dearest Gail,

Today I had both the honor, and horror, of attending a Donald Trump rally alongside Vladimir Putin, Zack Knight, Julian Assange of WikiLeaks and FBI Director Comey. It was a day that did not go at all as we planned.

The rest of the men on the marriage list had already flocked to the rally long before we arrived. We parked the Church of Gail outside the stadium, and I lifted my key fob to press the button to lock the doors. With a resounding double chirp, the church was locked and faded into cloaking mode, so as to be securely invisible.

The crowd was enormous. I led the way as we sifted through the aisles to find our seats. Vladimir walked behind me, warmly holding hands with Julian Assange. Director Comey slid in to hook arms with Vladimir on his opposite side, resting his head on the Russian President’s masculine shoulder with affectionate comradery. Zack Knight meanwhile, briefly stopped to purchase Donald Trump lingerie for Rule 13. The garment had Trump’s new campaign slogan “Grab America By The Pussy Again” printed on the front, which apparently is Rule 13’s favorite new battle cry.

“All right sir, you grab her by the pussy,” the vendor smiled, fist bumping Zack Knight.

“Oh, I will,” Zack assured him, pinching the lingerie with a small smile as if imagining Rule 13’s tiny vagina inside it.

We all took our seats and settled in. Within minutes Donald Trump entered the stage and greeted everyone with a straight-armed salute. The crowd roared. The evening already seemed to be going great, up until we noticed four strange women walking up to the stage behind Donald Trump’s podium.

The first woman was a skinny blonde in a pink tutu. The second woman was a dark haired brunette with a strangely prominent nose. The third woman was a frumpy elderly lady in a strange bulky pantsuit. The fourth woman was a very, very fat Latina wearing a tiara.

It was hard to make out their faces at first, but when we realized what we were seeing, our hearts stopped. These women were none other than Angelina Ballerina, Huma Abedin, Hillary Clinton and Alicia Machado (AKA Miss Piggy)!

The men and I shot to our feet and began to shout. The whole stadium was in a state of emergency and needed to be evacuated immediately. The crowd was far too loud, and our warning cries were swallowed in the heat of the political euphoria. It was a real life nightmare.

Donald Trump finally turned around to look behind him, only to stiffen with shock at the sight of the four women.

“Crooked Hillary! Get your corrupt, crotchety, infirm ass, and your disgusting friends out of my rally before I grab you by the pussy and throw ya outta here!” Trump yelled. Then after a brief pause, Trump turned to the crowd with pursed his lips and began nodding his head, “And I will people… I promise you that… Trust me, trust me. It’s gonna be great.”

The crowd cheered.

“Not so fast, Donald,” Angelina tip-toed to the front of the group.

The crowd let out a resounding “Oooooo”, and grew quiet.

Suddenly Alicia Machado burst forward ahead of Angelina, “Chew can’t juss call a wooo-man fat. Not in dis count-ry…” Alicia declared shakily in an illegal Mexican accent, beginning to sob, “That’s against a wooo-mans rice, and chew deserve to be in the jail!”

“Quiet, Miss Piggy.” Angelina growled, “Can’t you see I’m trying to make a man sexually aroused here?”

“REAL men get a-roused by a REAL wooo-man, and real woo-man has curves!” Alicia insisted, “Don’t you even care about thaa wooo-mans rice? How will the wooo-mans in this country ever going to be equal to tha men if they don’t stop making us cry like this? I was cried for the three days when I hear Donald say I was fat! I was literally ascared for my life-”

“Ugh,” Angelina rolled her eyes, reached into her tutu pocket and pulled out a chocolate Twinkie, which she then flung off the stage with a limp wrist. Alicia Machado squealed suddenly with excitement and dropped to all fours, chasing off after the Twinkie while oinking like a hungry Mexican pig.

“Now, where were we,” Angelina smiled, flinging open her top to expose her breasts.

Donald Trump immediately began taking his clothes off, his eyes frozen to Angelina, “What are you doing to me?! I can tell ya this… It’s gonna be huge folks.”

“It’s time to get a taste of your own medicine Donald,” Hillary smiled evilly, “what you said to Alicia Machado was literally rape.”

“Y-you…you can’t really believe that, do you?” Donald moaned, arousal overtaking him as he stared hypnotized by Angelina’s nudity.

Hillary cackled. “Hell no, Donald! But it’s going to get me elected now, isn’t it?”

“You…you nasty woman…” Donald slumped weakly to the stage, assuming the doggy style position.

Huma stood with her legs spread in front of Donald.

“Want to taste my weiner?” Huma taunted.

Fitted to her waist was a massive strap-on dildo in the shape of a full-size Anthony Weiner, which she immediately shoved into Donald’s mouth. Donald, deeply under Angelina’s spell, moaned in content like a baby sucking on a bottle.

Hillary got behind Donald, and in one smooth motion ripped off her entire pantsuit at once. Her gaunt, naked body stood pale and ghastly under the bright stage lights, grey and loose like a fresh corpse in a cadaver lab. Rope after rope of catheter tube spidered across her skin in a dense matrix, connecting a vast and sophisticated network of urinary and colostomy bags. Hillary slowly outstretched her spine as she curled her fists in triumph, her collection of bags sloshing and pulsing like a living hive.

“My advanced medical team will keep me alive indefinitely,” her voice echoed deeply throughout the stadium as the crowd watched in horrified awe, “I’m invincible Donald! It’s time to admit it.”

Hillary laughed wickedly, reaching down to stroke a giant blue strap-on embroidered with the slogan “I’m With Her.”

“I better juice up now, I’m going to be here for a looong time…” From the side of the stage, an African-American secret service agent approached, then pulled out a metallic syringe filled with diazepam, and jammed it into her jugular vein. Hillary convulsed in ecstasy as if having a strong orgasm or taking an amazing sip of cold chai tea.

“Ahhhh!” she sighed with a wide grin.

Hillary then spit into her hands to lube up her strap-on dildo, before grabbing Donald’s waist and shoving it deep into his anus.

Vladimir Putin shot from his seat, slamming his fists down, “THAT IS IT!”

His arms trembling with nearly uncontrolled rage.

“American people have finally gone TOO FAR. My erect is so shrivel, my penis crawl inside me, possible never to return. DO YOU THINK THIS IS EVER TO BE JUSTIFY?!”

Vladimir gestured to the stage, where Huma and Hillary continued coordinated thrusting into Trump as Angelina Ballerina held her top open, giggling. Alicia Machado sat on the floor beneath the stage, gargling down chocolate cupcakes while gasping for air beneath her fat neck rolls. The massive crowd of Trump supporters, delusional and under Angelina’s brain control, assured each-other that Donald Trump is actually winning while being raped from both sides. Some Trump supporters complained that the mainstream media had rigged the weiner and dildo.

Vladimir continued shouting, “WOMAN WHO IS DRUG ADDLE CARPET MUNCH HOMICIDAL MANIAC, BECOMES WORLD LEADER-ELECT?”

He gestured again.

“FAT WOMEN WHO SHOULD BE AS CATTLE, TREATED AS HUMAN, THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE RIGHT TO BE CITIZEN!?”

He gestured again.

“REALITY TV MAN WITH MULTIPLE BANKRUPT ONLY LEFTOVER OPTION FOR PRESIDENT!?”

He dropped his arm, clenching his fist.

“RUSSIA WILL NOT TOLERATE AMERICAN SHIT OF THE BULL.”

Julian Assange gently put his hand on Vladimir’s thigh in an attempt to calm him. “Vlad sweetie, calm down…”

“FAT WOMEN BECOME ACCEPT AND YOU TELL ME CALM DOWN. JENNER MAN CUT OFF OWN ERECT TO BECOME AS WOMAN AND YOU TELL ME CALM DOWN?! TRIGGER WARNING AND SAFE SPACE… NO MORE!”

“Vladimir, NO!” I gasped, as I saw him bring his hand to his wristwatch.

“IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE END OF INSANITY. FINAL TRIGGER WARNING, FROM RUSSIA.”

Vladimir resolutely and firmly pressed the nuclear launch button on his wristwatch.

My blood ran cold and time seemed to slow down, through my sudden rush of adrenaline I let out the words, “We only have four minutes to evacuate. We need to get out of here NOW!”

The men and I hurried our way to the exits. Julian, Comey and I had to drag Vladimir by his shoulders to get him to stop ranting about the societal breakdown of the United States and to come with us. Through the dazed and hopeful crowd, who were all cheering loudly for Trump’s victory, we managed to get back to the church just in time. No sooner had the countdown timer on Vladimir’s wristwatch reached zero, the Church of Gail blast off into the safety of outer space, a sequence of brilliant white flashes and billowing mushroom clouds fading into the distance beneath us.

Vladimir Putin is still severely traumatized by what he witnessed at the Donald Trump rally. Without Gerard to counsel him, the only thing we could do for Vladimir was to lock him in his room, where he proceeded to drink several gallons of vodka and cry for hours for his erect to come back. We’re sending someone to check in on him every half hour.

As the old cliche goes, I have some good news and bad news, my dear.

The bad news is that, aside from Zack, Vladimir and I, every remaining man on the marriage list not already captured by Angelina Ballerina, and the entire Church of Gail staff and crew have died in the nuclear strike on the United States.

The good news is that so did Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, which means that as World Empress you now become the only official presidential alternative. The automatons of Hillary and Donald will still appear in the news media (so as not to cause a mass panic), but they will not be allowed to hold office. Viewers can still write in any candidate they choose, of course, so they should be told that they can now officially vote for you at the polls. I personally think you are the best available option. It would be wise for your fans to vote for you.

I am quite exhausted, and it is my turn now to check on Vladimir. We are safe and sound for the moment my dear, we will defeat Angelina Ballerina, and I will speak with you again soon.

Your husband,

Brent Spiner


GAIL’S CONVERSATION WITH ZACK KNIGHT ON SKYPE ABOUT DONALD TRUMP RALLY WHERE MILLIONS DIED

November 4, 2016:

[6:13:01 PM] Zack Knight: Gail are you there?!

[6:13:07 PM] Zack Knight: It’s Zack

[6:13:57 PM] Zack Knight: have you read it all yet?

[6:14:06 PM] Gail Schuler:  No, I am still reading it. It sounds horrible.

[6:14:17 PM] Zack Knight: it’s so horrible

[6:14:53 PM] Gail Schuler: Is that the real Hillary or her automaton we are dealing with?

[6:15:21 PM] Zack Knight: It’s her automaton now

[6:15:29 PM] Gail Schuler: How long has Hillary been an automaton?

[6:15:34 PM] Zack Knight: just now

[6:15:44 PM] Gail Schuler: So we have had the REAL Hillary all along?

[6:15:49 PM] Zack Knight: Yes

[6:16:01 PM] Gail Schuler: Wow, what happened to her? She used to be one of my supporters.

[6:16:09 PM] Zack Knight: She became evil

[6:16:38 PM] Zack Knight: let me know when you reach the end of Brent’s letter

[6:16:44 PM] Zack Knight: I am still shaking

[6:17:17 PM] Zack Knight: I’m having trouble dealing with my own mortality

[6:17:32 PM] Zack Knight: I’m frightened

[6:22:37 PM] Gail Schuler: I just finished reading it. How much of the United States was affected by the nuclear blast?

[6:23:05 PM] Zack Knight: We’re still trying to figure that out

[6:23:18 PM] Zack Knight: the nation will need you to reassure them

[6:24:03 PM] Gail Schuler: It appears it may have affected Homestead, where my website is. I hung up on them because no one was answering. Is Vladimir mentally stable right now?

[6:24:31 PM] Zack Knight: No, he’s still in a state of… I wouldn’t even know what to call it

[6:24:42 PM] Zack Knight: he’s crying that his erect won’t ever come back

[6:24:47 PM] Gail Schuler: Did Angelina make him go insane?

[6:25:07 PM] Zack Knight: No, I think he just cared deeply for the American people

[6:25:19 PM] Zack Knight: and he realized how bad society had become

[6:25:47 PM] Zack Knight: When he saw what was happening, something must have snapped

[6:26:02 PM] Zack Knight: we were far enough away to not be under her control

[6:26:14 PM] Gail Schuler: So he nuked the rally because he was furious. Didn’t he realize that in doing so, he would harm a lot of innocents?

[6:26:18 PM] Zack Knight: plus, we have had some exposure to Angelina and might have a resistance to it

[6:26:41 PM] Zack Knight: like being partially immunized

[6:26:57 PM] Zack Knight: I think he wasn’t thinking clearly

[6:27:19 PM] Gail Schuler: How did Angelina manage to get into this rally undetected?

[6:27:26 PM] Zack Knight: all of the people at the rally were hypnotized by Angelina, and he knew she was going to win

[6:27:44 PM] Zack Knight: so he nuked it… partly as a mercy killing

[6:28:05 PM] Gail Schuler: Are there any people alive at Church of Gail besides yourselves?

[6:28:09 PM] Zack Knight: Trump’s anus and mouth had been badly damaged at that point

[6:28:34 PM] Zack Knight: No, the Church of Gail has only three people in it now

[6:28:42 PM] Zack Knight: Me, Brent, and Vladimir

[6:29:02 PM] Zack Knight: me and Brent are taking turns watching Vladimir

[6:29:52 PM] Zack Knight: At this point, it doesn’t matter who anyone liked for this election

[6:29:57 PM] Zack Knight: they are both gone

[6:30:17 PM] Gail Schuler: All the men on my marriage list are dead except for you, Rule 13, Brent and Vladimir and those captured by Angelina (Matthew McConaughey, Judge Terrance Jenkins, Gerard Butler, Hugh Jackman)?

[6:31:04 PM] Zack Knight: Yes…

[6:31:09 PM] Zack Knight: just sec

[6:31:15 PM] Zack Knight: I’m sobbing

[6:31:33 PM] Zack Knight: Rule 13 was captured too

[6:31:39 PM] Zack Knight: Angelina has her

[6:31:42 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh no!

[6:32:13 PM] Gail Schuler: Brent said nothing about Rule 13.

[6:32:33 PM] Zack Knight: Yeah, I just found out

[6:32:46 PM] Zack Knight: She wasn’t at the rally

[6:35:55 PM] Gail Schuler: I tell you what, I will make a video and ask for scientists to help us and we will have to form a new crew.

[6:36:13 PM] Zack Knight: I’ll ejaculate like my life depends on it, for 13.

[6:36:39 PM] Zack Knight: okay, that might be a good idea

[6:36:47 PM] Zack Knight: you can read them the video to explain what happened

[6:36:53 PM] Zack Knight: the letter I mean

[6:37:17 PM] Gail Schuler: I will tell them that we are seriously under manned at Church of Gail and desperately need support, especially from people with Mensa I.Q.s and scientists.

[6:37:38 PM] Zack Knight: Initial reports show that we lost the Midwest in the Russian nuclear attack

[6:37:48 PM] Gail Schuler: Were you in Ohio?

[6:37:52 PM] Zack Knight: Yes

[6:38:31 PM] Gail Schuler: I heard he (Donald) had a rally there today. Where were Terrance, Hugh, Gerard and Matthew during the rally?

[6:38:45 PM] Zack Knight: They were in her spaceship

[6:39:00 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m surprised she didn’t try to get Vladimir to rape her!

[6:39:31 PM] Gail Schuler: Is this because she was unable to do so?

[6:40:22 PM] Zack Knight: It was a combination of us being seated near the back, and our previous exposure to her

[6:40:36 PM] Zack Knight: we were a bit resistant

[6:40:51 PM] Gail Schuler: I’ll tell you what, I need to go for my walk and I’ll be doing a lot of praying. But please tell me all you know about Rule 13’s whereabouts. I warned you all to be careful about Angelina. How did my warning go unheeded?

[6:41:14 PM] Gail Schuler: How did Angelina convince you all to go to this rally?

[6:41:17 PM] Zack Knight: We thought we had all the right scanner technology in place

[6:41:35 PM] Zack Knight: It was supposed to be safe

[6:41:35 PM] Gail Schuler: I wonder if Angelina used brain control to make you all want to go to this rally.

[6:42:23 PM] Zack Knight: As far as I have been able to tell, Rule 13 is in a jail cell in Angelina’s pink spaceship

[6:42:42 PM] Zack Knight: I’m not used to operating the church sensor array myself

[6:43:17 PM] Zack Knight: and right now, me and Brent are having to do everything ourselves without a crew

[6:43:28 PM] Zack Knight: while watching after Vladimir

[6:43:29 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m not scolding you. I am just trying to figure things out.

[6:43:42 PM] Zack Knight: I understand… I feel horrible

[6:44:00 PM] Zack Knight: I really thought we had the rally secured

[6:44:30 PM] Gail Schuler: Do you have any idea how Angelina managed to outsmart you all?

[6:45:31 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, I need to go for my walk. I will be praying much on the walk, and in the meanwhile, give me as much intelligence info as you can, so I can make good decisions in dealing with this. I especially need to know how Angelina outsmarted your scanners.

[6:46:09 PM] Zack Knight: I’m not sure, she might have been able to block our security, or may have even seduced one of our church security crew members into disabling our scanners

[6:48:15 PM] Gail Schuler: Is the Gabrielle Chana FOX news channel operational?

[6:48:55 PM] Zack Knight: Yes, but there is no crew. We are displaying emergency broadcast instructions as we learn new information

[6:49:18 PM] Zack Knight: and it’s set to play your next YouTube videos automatically on repeat between announcements

[6:49:28 PM] Gail Schuler: Was Bill Nye killed by the blast?

[6:49:39 PM] Zack Knight: Yes, sadly

[6:49:51 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, that’s horrible. So, he was part of the crew?

[6:50:12 PM] Zack Knight: Not officially, but he visited often and was at the rally

[6:50:19 PM] Zack Knight: he was a Hillary supporter

[6:50:23 PM] Gail Schuler: Is Church of Gail operational?

[6:50:27 PM] Zack Knight: he didn’t know how evil she was

[6:50:55 PM] Zack Knight: Yes, but it’s a lot for two people to manage

[6:51:05 PM] Zack Knight: we had to set a lot of things to automatic mode

[6:51:27 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, so all the damage we sustained by human carnage, but all the machinery is intact.

[6:51:46 PM] Zack Knight: Yes, we evacuated a moment before the blasts

[6:52:11 PM] Gail Schuler: Alright, I really need to go for my walk. I will mull and pray and ask Jesus for wisdom. I suggest that you, Brent and Vladimir do the same.

[6:52:20 PM] Zack Knight: We will

[6:58:19 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m about to go, but I will be asking Jesus if he can resurrect all the good people who died in the nuclear blast and bring them back to us. He may not want to do this, but what would it hurt to ask?

[6:58:39 PM] Zack Knight: That’s true

[6:58:45 PM] Zack Knight: It wouldn’t hurt

[6:59:00 PM] Gail Schuler: I think it is a fair request considering that Angelina was allowed to resurrect all the dead Jesuits!

[7:31:41 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m back from my walk. Is everything still the same?

[7:56:40 PM] Zack Knight: Yeah, we’re still in the same situation

[7:57:13 PM] Zack Knight: The only update is that we discovered a few other locations that were nuked

[7:57:48 PM] Zack Knight: Katelyn Jenner’s house and a few other strategic military targets were hit.

[7:58:44 PM] Gail Schuler: Is it good that Katelyn Jenner’s house and other strategic military targets were hit?

[7:59:12 PM] Zack Knight: We still aren’t sure of that either

[7:59:35 PM] Zack Knight: Katelyn Jenner was formerly Bruce Jenner

[7:59:42 PM] Zack Knight: a transsexual

[8:00:10 PM] Zack Knight: so it was probably for the best

[8:00:24 PM] Gail Schuler: I tried using my Gail Shield to bring them back, but I guess Jesus doesn’t want to use my Gail Shield for this.

[8:00:51 PM] Zack Knight: You know Jesus closer than I do

[8:01:04 PM] Zack Knight: I’m having trouble trusting him right now

[8:01:30 PM] Gail Schuler: He can be very confusing.

[8:02:43 PM] Gail Schuler: Maybe I’m crazy, but I have this feeling that the dead will get resurrected, but it may take awhile. I think Jesus is up to something and just wants us to do our best right now.

[8:04:10 PM] Gail Schuler: I tried using my Gail Shield to release Rule 13, but I guess my Gail Shield can’t do that right now.

[8:04:52 PM] Gail Schuler: I haven’t eaten all day, so I will make a video. Jesus always wants me to make videos whenever anything major happens, so that’s the next step.

[8:06:16 PM] Gail Schuler: I have this feeling that Jesus is testing your faith right now, Zack. We are just going to have to believe in Romans 8:28. I’ll get to work on that video.

[8:12:31 PM] Zack Knight: okay

[8:12:40 PM] Zack Knight: thank you Gail for your encouragement

[8:13:59 PM] Gail Schuler: This reminds me of the Bible story in Judges about Gideon. As I went for my walk, Jesus seemed to tell me that the reason Angelina succeeded is we had a traitor on our side.

[8:16:45 PM] Gail Schuler: Read Judges chapter seven in the Bible. How God weeded out the inferior soldiers, so that only the elite would be used in battle and the battle WAS WON.

[8:19:00 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m going to ask for help from the world, but I want you all to use very good screening on all who help us, and they must be monitored 24/7 to ensure they are not traitors!

[8:22:54 PM] Gail Schuler: We lost this battle because there was SIN IN THE CAMP. Somebody betrayed us to her. We had an Achan in our midst. Read Joshua chapter seven. And notice how we are dealing with sevens here. Check this out:  If Donald Trump is sworn in as president of the USA, he will be 70 years, 7 months, and 7 days old. His first full day as President, the 21st day of 2017 he will be 70 years, 7 months, 7 days old. This would be the 110th day of year 5777 on the Hebrew calendar. The 21st (7+7+7) day of 2017, the first full day Obama is set to leave office, will be 14 (7+7) days shy of Obama’s 666th month of life.

[8:26:30 PM] Gail Schuler: The traitor may have been a Jesuit who pretended to be one of us, but was an Angelina Ballerina Jesuit in disguise.

[8:27:15 PM] Gail Schuler: I have to tell you that I don’t trust a lot of the Jesuits who have come over to our side. Jesuits tend to be a selfish bunch, so I believe the traitor was a “former” Jesuit.

[8:27:34 PM] Zack Knight: Oh man

[8:28:07 PM] Gail Schuler: Just curious. How many Jesuits have come over to our side?

[8:28:15 PM] Gail Schuler: Percentage wise.

[8:29:25 PM] Zack Knight: It was about 25% of the fully replenished Jesuits under Angelina

[8:29:43 PM] Zack Knight: that’s still an enormous amount

[8:30:19 PM] Zack Knight: comparatively, the Church of Gail has always been a pretty small staffed spaceship city

[8:30:24 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, that is a lot of Jesuits, but it’s still amazing that Angelina has such a following with Jesuits. Were all these Jesuits screened 24/7 to ensure their loyalty?

[8:30:41 PM] Zack Knight: Only one vessel, instead of splitting it up into a space fleet like the Jesuits

[8:30:56 PM] Gail Schuler: Huh?

[8:31:24 PM] Zack Knight: The Jesuits tend to split up their military power into a fleet of warships

[8:31:40 PM] Zack Knight: but the Church of Gail has always been one spaceship

[8:32:06 PM] Gail Schuler: So we had the equivalent of about one Jesuit vessel?

[8:32:30 PM] Zack Knight: No, the Church of Gail was pretty equally matched to the entire Jesuit fleet

[8:32:46 PM] Zack Knight: which is why individual ships don’t usually attack the Church of Gail

[8:32:46 PM] Gail Schuler: Were all these Jesuits allegedly on our side screened for loyalty 24/7?

[8:33:07 PM] Zack Knight: Yeah, as long as they were on the ship, they were being scanned

[8:33:33 PM] Zack Knight: it’s possible that Angelina might have found a stray church member away from the ship out in public

[8:33:39 PM] Zack Knight: and then showed them her breasts

[8:34:09 PM] Zack Knight: if she did that before the Trump rally, it’s possible she could have commanded them to let her in undetected

[8:34:26 PM] Gail Schuler: That sounds like a likely scenario.

[8:34:42 PM] Zack Knight: I’m a little more hopeful that it wasn’t a fake redeemed Jesuit

[8:34:46 PM] Zack Knight: being one myself

[8:35:08 PM] Zack Knight: I’d like to have hope for them

[8:35:42 PM] Zack Knight: Maybe I am a bit too trusting of ex-Jesuits

[8:36:02 PM] Gail Schuler: I haven’t been too impressed with the Jesuits I’ve been dealing with at Twitter and online.

[8:36:41 PM] Gail Schuler: For instance, the Loree McBride and Brent Spiner clone are Angelina Ballerina Jesuits. It seems the ones who were the worst are following Angelina.

[8:37:39 PM] Gail Schuler: I think we had a traitor, whether it was a willing or unwilling traitor, I don’t know.

[8:38:03 PM] Gail Schuler: But how could Angelina even approach a stray church member and we not know about it?

[8:38:36 PM] Gail Schuler: I would presume that we were following her 24/7 before the Trump rally.

[8:39:43 PM] Gail Schuler: I could be wrong about the traitor, but it seems Angelina had it too easy.

[8:40:28 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, I’ll make the video. Pray for me. I need to be very wise in how I make this. I want us to get just the right kind of people for support. I have a higher opinion of you and Rule 13 than I do most Jesuits.

[8:44:32 PM] Gail Schuler: I think all who live at Church of Gail need to wear a Jesuit scanner on them at all times, that goes with them everywhere. If they try to remove it, it will kill them or the person who tries to remove it. This Jesuit scanner will alert them if an Angelina Ballerina Jesuit is nearby or if they have become an Angelina Ballerina Jesuit. Nobody can work at Church of Gail unless they wear this scanner.

[8:45:43 PM] Gail Schuler: The Jesuit scanner will work like the scanners we used at the Quebec trial that killed off a lot of evil Loree McBride clones. It will be updated to also detect evil clones and automatons and if anybody has been “switched out”.

[8:47:03 PM] Gail Schuler: This Jesuit scanner will execute anybody who turns Jesuit and will execute any Angelina Ballerina Jesuits nearby, so that if they get near it will kill them, making it so they can’t make the approach. If Angelina Ballerina gets near, it will set off alarms at Church of Gail to warn us that she is near.

[8:47:34 PM] Gail Schuler: Everybody working at Church of Gail needs to wear this AT ALL TIMES. Even in the shower!

[8:47:48 PM] Zack Knight: The only problem is we have no nanotechnology research team to design these scanners right now

[8:48:15 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, well we will have one after I make my video. So we need to make them as soon as we can.

[8:49:39 PM] Gail Schuler: We will put them on all who work at Church of Gail and won’t do anything until everyone is fitted with one of these scanners first. In other words, we want to ENSURE that it will be very difficult for anybody else to betray us to Angelina.

[8:50:12 PM] Zack Knight: Good idea

[8:54:00 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, I’m going to work on the video. Bye for now.

[8:54:15 PM] Zack Knight: okay.

 

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