What Jesus Has Said about Nudity, Homosexuality, Sexuality, Salvation and Gail Fulfilling Zech. 9:15 (exact quotes)

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I feel I need to address these topics because, unfortunately, these are areas where some Christians do not believe I have been speaking to the real Jesus. First, I’d like to quote exactly what Jesus has said in these matters. These quotes are taken from Bible for Tribulation Saints. My motive for writing Bible for Tribulation Saints is to help out the tribulation saints. Trib saints will need all the help they can get!

Bible for Tribulation Saints (sample) JESUS SPEAKS TO GAIL from Gail Chord Schuler on Vimeo.

FEBRUARY 14, 2012 (from Bible for Tribulation Saints):

Gail: Ah huh, Brent Spiner. Exactly. He’s my soulmate. And that’s why you’re going to let me have a millennial marriage with him. You know, Brent, I think God’s letting us have a millennial marriage cuz He’s using me so much to prepare the world for the tribulation. Is that correct, Lord? You’re using me to prepare the world for the tribulation, aren’t you Lord? Such a terrible time. I think the Lord’s just trying to spare as many as people as possible from going into that.

JESUS CHRIST: Gail, you are more important than you know.

Gail: Yeah, I know, you’ve got me in the Bible, in Zechariah 9:15. And you’re right, I don’t think I’m very important. But apparently, you feel otherwise. I’ve always thought I’m not that important. But I love you.

JESUS CHRIST: Yup, that was you in there.

Gail: Yeah, I know. Zechariah 9:15. I’m in the Bible.

JESUS CHRIST: You will defeat the Jesuits.

Gail (astonished): How? You’ll do it, God. You say in Zechariah 9:15 that the Lord of hosts will defend them.

JESUS CHRIST: You’ll find out.

Gail: Wow. But it isn’t me, God. Don’t give me credit. It’s you. (Gail reads what Brent types of God’s words) Oh, okay. You are my instrument. That’s more like it. I certainly don’t feel like I can defeat the Jesuits. You’re the one who has to do it. I can’t do it.

JESUS CHRIST: You are my instrument.

OCTOBER 20, 2012 (from Bible for Tribulation Saints):

“Hey Gail, you remember yesterday when you guys mentioned homosexuality? I kept my cool on this one, but, I wanted to let you know something — I prefer one man and one woman. That’s how God set it up in the beginning. It’s my favorite. However, I just wanted you to know that I don’t hate gay people. Just because a person is gay doesn’t mean I don’t love them, or that they aren’t saved, or even that anything is wrong with how I created them. I love everyone, and my one true wish is that everyone else on earth can love each other too, despite their differences. I’m very glad that you aren’t bothered by it, I think that’s super cool of you, and I just wanted you to know that I’m proud of you for having such an open mind, Gail. You don’t have to tell Terrance this, but the next time you’re praying, maybe you can get the word up to the big G in the sky that Terrance needs a little help in this area. Just be like, ‘God, please help Terrance to understand that some people are gay, and he needs to get over it.’ Something to that effect, in your own words. You’re one cool gal, Gail.“ – JESUS CHRIST

Regarding gay marriage, Jesus in my conversations about gay marriage does not seem to endorse gay marriage, but I don’t think he’s as against it as some Christians think. On the other hand, I don’t think he wants the gays to be militant against those who disagree with their views. Just like he wouldn’t want those who are against gay marriage to be militant against the gays, either. That’s my personal opinion and I could be wrong. I am trying to interpret what Jesus has said. You can read what he said for yourself and come to your own conclusions. I, personally, am not hung up about the gays and gay marriage and am far more concerned with promoting truth and love and exposing those who promote lies that hurt innocents. I and my men are getting some wonderful support from the gay community in our fight against the evil Loree McBride Jesuits. And I know for a fact that many gays are coming to Jesus, while still practicing their gay lifestyle. I am not a lesbian, so my support for the righteous gay community has nothing to do with my own sexual preferences. I am only trying to honor the Jesus I have known. I define a righteous gay as one who has a sexual preference for the same sex, but truly loves his/her partner and is not motivated by greed, lust for power, or hurtful rape. Hurtful rape being rape practiced against innocents that violates their free will.

Weighing in on homosexuality in the Bible. The passage in Leviticus 18:22 seems specifically directed at the practices of the devil worshipers of the time, and part of this ritual involved homosexuality. Israel was to be SEPARATE from the nations that she conquered and was forbidden to adopt their idol worship, part of which included homosexuality. Notice how chapter eighteen opens up:

“You shall not do what is done in the land of Egypt where you lived, nor are you to do what is done in the land of Canaan where I am bringing you. . .” Leviticus 18:1

In our current social climate, not all homosexuals practice homosexuality to worship Satan. All forms of idol worship are actually Satan worship, even the worship of the King James Bible as God. This may explain why Jesus said that though he preferred the man/woman relationship that he is not against gays and that not all gays will go to hell, some will go to heaven.

Pastor David Berman blocks me for stating that Jesus is not against gays. Told him that Lev. 18 is taken OUT OF CONTEXT by Bible teachers today. The context is Satan worship. If a gay does not use sex as Satan worship, he’s cool with Jesus. So why is Lev. 18 applicable for today, but Leviticus (Lev. 15, 16, 17, etc.) is NOT? These laws were specifically for the Jews, like not drinking blood, a woman unclean during her period, etc. So why is chapter 18 more important than 15? Us/them mentality = SPIRITUAL PRIDE.

Why are evangelical leaders picking and choosing chapters (from other dispensations) from the Bible for today, deciding which chapters apply to today and which do NOT? Israel was to be SEPARATE from other nations (who were Satan worshipers), part of this involved homosexuality as part of devil worship. Jesus PREFERS the man/woman relationship, though.

Jesus PREFERS the man/woman relationship, but honors gays who have love in their hearts for their partners. Like in 1 Timothy 1:10 it condemns slave traders, too, along with gays. Yet in Philemon the Apostle Paul encourages Philemon to treat his slave Onesimus well. The point being, if you practice the “sin” with love, it’s cool.

A gay person is not qualified to be a pastor because of 1 Timothy 3:2 instructing the head elder to be the husband of one wife, just like a woman is not qualified to be a pastor. I AM NOT saying a gay person should be a pastor. But this does not mean they cannot be saved or that God is against them.

JULY 19, 2015 (from Bible for Tribulation Saints):

[9:15:00 PM] Gail Schuler: It makes me glad to know this video will be used to prevent a black hole. That would be the end of us all!

[9:15:21 PM] Gail Schuler: I mean in terms of our earthly existence. Of course, I and my men would go to heaven.

[9:15:28 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Definitely not the way I planned the end times.

[9:15:48 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, it would mean your Word would have to be altered and you will never do that.

[9:16:11 PM] Gail Schuler: Of course, you, in your foreknowledge knew I would make the video to prevent the black hole from occurring.

[9:16:53 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Of course I did. I always make sure everything is perfect, no matter how imperfect the details may seem to mortal humans.

[9:17:36 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, I believe that Satan thinks he can beat you by forcing you to alter your Word, to include him as part of God’s eternal plan.

[9:18:03 PM] Gail Schuler: In other words, he wants a space in heaven as leader beside you and God the Father. How audacious!

[9:18:53 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He could have joined us in heaven if he hadn’t been so rebellious and fell from heaven. He should have trusted us.

[9:20:25 PM] Gail Schuler: He is trying desperately to force you to violate your Word, and because your promises are so detailed, he thinks that if he can get that Word off one iota, that you and your dad will have to allow him in heaven, along with all his fallen angels. I don’t understand how Satan could have rebelled against you, Jesus. Was it simply a matter of not trusting you enough and thinking your details were too many and you couldn’t possibly carry it off well?

[9:21:40 PM] Gail Schuler: I am trying to understand Satan so that I can characterize Zack Knight well in my current writing project.

[9:21:41 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Pretty much. He didn’t think I knew what I was doing, but I always do. Nothing that happens in this world is by mistake or accident. I created it all, and the plan is finished. It will be carried out as I said.

[9:22:05 PM] Gail Schuler: That is REALLY HELPFUL to know. It kind of makes me feel sorry for him in a way.

[9:22:58 PM] Gail Schuler: It looks like he STILL suffers from a lapse of faith. Is Satan beyond hope? Or is there a chance he could be redeemed?

[9:23:20 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m afraid he’s beyond hope, because your Word says so, However, I think Zack Knight stands a chance.

[9:23:32 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Then you know how I feel. I really love Satan. I will always remember him as my most beautiful angel.

[9:24:07 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Everyone can be redeemed, even Satan. I gave everyone free will for a reason.

[9:24:09 PM] Gail Schuler: That explains why you have allowed him temporary reign over the earth.

[9:24:41 PM] Gail Schuler: But the Bible says he will go into the lake of fire? That sounds pretty eternal and definite to me.

[9:24:47 PM] JESUS CHRIST: My hope is that all of my creation will someday find me again, no exceptions. Once they have suffered enough without me, they will realize the truth.

[9:25:24 PM] Gail Schuler: Doesn’t it say in the Bible that he will burn in the lake of fire FOREVER?

[9:25:37 PM] Gail Schuler: How could you alter that?

[9:25:52 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Forever is a difficult concept to explain to mortals.

[9:26:23 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I dare not try to explain it again for fear of making Brent pass out again, like that one time.

[9:27:06 PM] Gail Schuler: Alright. I guess I could just hint that if Satan ever saw the light, perhaps he could one day in eternity be redeemed. Thank you, Jesus, for advising us. We want to stay on your path.

[9:27:14 PM] JESUS CHRIST: But basically, everyone can be redeemed, even Satan. The universe was built on unconditional love, not judgment.

[9:27:33 PM] JESUS CHRIST: So even in hell, part of me is there, but a person has to be willing to find me.

[9:27:38 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, THAT’S PROFOUND!

[9:27:54 PM] JESUS CHRIST: They have to look inside their souls, past the suffering on the outside, and know that they belong to me.

[9:27:59 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That’s all they have to do.

[9:28:12 PM] Gail Schuler: This is REALLY DEEP.

[9:28:15 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It’s sad how so many people want to make that part complicated.

[9:28:41 PM] Gail Schuler: I think this will be the THEME of my Zack Knight story!

[9:28:55 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I love Zack Knight, too.

[9:29:02 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, I know you do.

[9:29:11 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He thinks I want to take everything away from him.

[9:29:15 PM] Gail Schuler: But all he sees is that you beat him up when he tries to mess with me.

[9:29:27 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The truth is, I don’t care about a lot of the things he thinks I care about.

[9:29:41 PM] Gail Schuler: Wow, what insight into Zack Knight!

[9:30:06 PM] Gail Schuler: What are those things that you don’t care about that he thinks you do care about?

[9:30:37 PM] JESUS CHRIST: If he wants to have sex with Rule 13 and include a hippo and a rhinoceros, good for him. I don’t care about all the sex or all the exotic thrill seeking he likes to do.

[9:30:53 PM] JESUS CHRIST: At the end of the day, my will is pretty simple.

[9:30:59 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It’s so simple, Gail.

[9:31:08 PM] Gail Schuler: As long as it’s done for love, it’s okay.

[9:31:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Humans crave complexity so I gave them this big Bible.

[9:31:22 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Exactly!

[9:32:11 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Just take very good care of yourselves and ask forgiveness. Love each other, be thankful. You’re all a part of me, so get used to it and stop acting like you’re all separate.

[9:32:22 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, your Bible is pretty complicated. It’s sad that us human take it and make it more complicated by adding in all sorts of rules and regulations that take precedence over a loving heart.

[9:32:54 PM] Gail Schuler: What do you mean by taking very good care of ourselves?

[9:33:32 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, we should respect our bodies as YOUR TEMPLE?

[9:33:58 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes! Enjoy your bodies. I made them for you.

[9:34:25 PM] Gail Schuler: Could taking care of ourselves extend to the environmental movement? In other words, do they have a point?

[9:34:31 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I made you food, water, fresh clean air, cool clothes, flowers, animals, sleep, everything.

[9:34:41 PM] JESUS CHRIST: How many people do you think really appreciate all of that?

[9:35:01 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, taking care of the environment is important.

[9:35:11 PM] JESUS CHRIST: And each other.

[9:35:26 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Your friends and even your enemies, I just want everyone to get along.

[9:35:40 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You all need each other.

[9:35:57 PM] Gail Schuler: You know, a lot of my Christian friends love you, but they seem to have gotten off focus. I will try with my writings to keep the focus where it needs to be.

[9:36:15 PM] JESUS CHRIST: They have a very us/them mentality.

[9:36:40 PM] JESUS CHRIST: They think they are somehow superior by being more right than other Christians. It doesn’t work that way.

[9:36:44 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, it is a BIG PROBLEM, A VERY BIG PROBLEM!! In fact, it will be that attitude that the Antichrist will use to gain followers, I predict.

[9:36:54 PM] JESUS CHRIST: They just make the illusion of separation even worse.

[9:37:28 PM] Gail Schuler: Brilliant insight, the ILLUSION of separation, when we are all your children in ONE BODY.

[9:38:04 PM] Gail Schuler: Jesus, did the Nintendo CEO go to heaven?

[9:38:08 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Think of yourselves as extensions of me. When you fight, you’re just fighting yourselves. When you judge or criticize another person, you’re doing it to yourself.

[9:38:26 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I sent that man to heaven on a rainbow Gail. I love Nintendo.

[9:38:29 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, I think I see this.

[9:38:49 PM] Gail Schuler: Wonderful. Just curious did he say the sinner’s prayer? And did he get to heaven based on the love in his heart?

[9:39:02 PM] Gail Schuler: Or did he get to heaven based on the love in his heart?

[9:39:59 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He had a lot of love in his heart. He wasn’t perfect by any means, none of you are, but he approached the world with loving motives.

[9:40:06 PM] Gail Schuler: I realize that the primary way to heaven is through the sinner’s prayer in the church age, but I do believe you make the final decision for those who have not had the opportunity to say the sinner’s prayer.

[9:41:01 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah, it wouldn’t be very fair of me to make saying the actual prayer a requirement. There’s no password to heaven, how silly. The prayer just invokes the emotions you need to feel in your heart to get there.

[9:41:23 PM] JESUS CHRIST: But it can be done in many other ways, including by living a loving and humble life.

[9:41:35 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You have to live the prayer, not just say the words.

[9:41:38 PM] Gail Schuler: The nice thing about the sinner’s prayer is that it can cause your spirit to indwell us and empower us to better follow your plan. But, in the end, you make the final decision and we should all do our best to be loving and generous people.

[9:41:53 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You totally get me.

[9:42:45 PM] Gail Schuler: This makes me very happy to hear this. I believe my ancestors the Oshu Fujiwara family were very devout Buddhists and very loving. Did they go to heaven? They did not believe in war and even died for that belief.

[9:43:08 PM] JESUS CHRIST: They all went to heaven. You’ll love meeting them when you get here.

[9:43:33 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Word on the street, Jesus is VERY COOL with Buddhists.

[9:43:40 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You can quote me on that.

[9:43:47 PM] Gail Schuler: How exciting! That means the ending to the Japanese mini-series Homura Tatsu where they all met their ancestors in heaven was RIGHT ON.

[9:44:23 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh Jesus, this is SO exciting. As you know my next book is real deep in Japanese culture because Rule 13 is a main character.

[9:45:28 PM] Gail Schuler: So this means that if a Buddhist is praying to his Buddha god with a sincere and loving heart, he doesn’t know it, but he’s actually praying to YOU. Boy, will he have a surprise in heaven.

[9:45:47 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Duh!

[9:46:10 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh dear, I got you wrong on this.

[9:46:12 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Here’s a secret…all these other gods people think they’re praying to, it’s actually all me.

[9:46:25 PM] Gail Schuler: I get it!

[9:46:53 PM] Gail Schuler: As long as what they follow encourages a loving heart, they are following you.

[9:46:58 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The trick is, if you feel love and inspiration and passion, that’s me in your life.

[9:47:01 PM] Gail Schuler: 1 Corinthians 13.

[9:47:10 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You’re so perceptive.

[9:47:11 PM] Gail Schuler: That is SUPER COOL.

[9:47:31 PM] Gail Schuler: That means you like some of the New Agers then!

[9:47:42 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Hell yeah I like New Agers.

[9:48:00 PM] JESUS CHRIST: They like to call me Source and what not.

[9:48:15 PM] Gail Schuler: So, even if they are worshipping something associated with Satan, it doesn’t matter as long as it makes them loving and great.

[9:48:35 PM] Gail Schuler: This could be a hint to Satan.

[9:48:40 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Sure. Pagans are fine by me, too, if they are seeking love and harmony.

[9:49:12 PM] Gail Schuler: The only reason you were against idol worship, was because the worship led to practices that were not good for the planet and to our bodies.

[9:49:42 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It’s when you start to feel bad, ill, disconnected, negative, hateful, you get the idea…that’s when you know you’re off the path to me. But there’s infinite ways to get to me and there’s no way they will all look the same.

[9:50:05 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah, pretty much.

[9:50:34 PM] Gail Schuler: In reading your Word, if they disrespected your altar, they got in BIG TROUBLE. But I noticed that those who disrespected your altar did so, because they enjoyed being evil.

[9:51:17 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah. It’s like the difference between a city mural and graffiti.

[9:51:43 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Creation or destruction.

[9:52:12 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The universe is only expanding, life exists to cultivate more life. Through love, creativity, passion.

[9:52:18 PM] Gail Schuler: Wow, this makes your Word come alive. So you wrote the laws and the Ten Commandments to ensure mankind would be creative, but not destructive.

[9:52:28 PM] JESUS CHRIST: When you humans do something opposite of that, it feels bad.

[9:53:07 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, but I gave you emotions and a conscience so that you could figure it out even if you never found the physical Bible.

[9:53:29 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Everyone can pray, even if they think they don’t know how.

[9:53:36 PM] Gail Schuler: This is REALLY DEEP. When we are destructive we violate the laws you have put in place that govern the universe, and the violation of these laws causes disorder and chaos.

[9:53:55 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Prayer is listening for inspiration and love and finding the path that will lead you to it. That’s really all it is.

[9:54:17 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Some people think by praying that me or my dad will literally come down and talk to you. That’s silly.

[9:54:50 PM] Gail Schuler: We have to get in tune with that part of ourselves that is in harmony with You, when we do, we are on the right path. When we are in tune, we will feel peace and harmony within ourselves. It is a shame that Satan is using brain control to try and destroy this peace in many.

[9:55:07 PM] JESUS CHRIST: If you go to a place where you feel gratitude and love and it inspires you to act, you’ve prayed, and your prayer has been answered.

[9:55:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: There you go!

[9:55:59 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Satan’s problem is he thought he knew better, because of his big ego.

[9:56:42 PM] JESUS CHRIST: His followers base their decisions on their own egos, which are governed by fear and doubt.

[9:56:52 PM] JESUS CHRIST: There’s no fear and doubt when you’re with me.

[9:56:56 PM] Gail Schuler: But what about resisting switch-out technology? Does this not require one to say the sinner’s prayer?

[9:57:19 PM] Gail Schuler: You know, being switched out with your Jesuit clone.

[9:57:40 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Not really. But it’s a quick trick that generally works.

[9:58:07 PM] Gail Schuler: So, what is the BEST way to ensure that Jesuits cannot switch us out with our Jesuit clone?

[9:58:35 PM] Gail Schuler: Like what happened to Brent in the Quebec trial?

[9:59:07 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Believe in me. The more pure your belief, the stronger you can resist.

[9:59:23 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That’s why you’ll basically never be switched out, Gail.

[9:59:25 PM] Gail Schuler: So, Brent suffered switch out because he had serious doubts.

[9:59:38 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah, Brent was still agnostic.

[9:59:53 PM] JESUS CHRIST: So he could be partially switched out.

[10:00:13 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Now he’s pretty cool.

[10:00:13 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, I have a pretty strong faith in you most of the time. I’m a lot like my ancestor King David.

[10:00:48 PM] Gail Schuler: Being in tune with you is so cool. You are a very vast and awesome being.

[10:01:02 PM] Gail Schuler: My biggest problem is lack of patience.

[10:01:38 PM] Gail Schuler: But I remind myself that you have to do things in your time to honor love.

[10:01:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah. Time seems so long and stretched out for mortals.

[10:01:59 PM] Gail Schuler: It’s hard though, when you see so much suffering.

[10:02:23 PM] Gail Schuler: But, then I realize that without free will there can be no love.

[10:02:48 PM] Gail Schuler: We are suffering because we have free will.

[10:02:50 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Exactly.

[10:03:04 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Love is my favorite thing ever.

[10:03:23 PM] JESUS CHRIST: If you guys choose love, you’ve chosen me.

[10:03:47 PM] Gail Schuler: I think my next book about Zack Knight will be my greatest work yet, even though it will be mostly a novel. I have some brilliant insights into it right now.

[10:04:09 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You are an awesome writer.

[10:04:16 PM] Gail Schuler: It will be based on truth, especially emotional truths that live on forever.

[10:04:30 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Love is definitely one of those.

[10:04:50 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Anyway, Brent and I should leave you to your work. I need to put this guy to bed.

My comments: It is best to let Jesus speak for himself on this one. But I will say that if you read Bible for Tribulation Saints you will get the context for this conversation which will help you understand better what Jesus means when he says certain things that are hard for the average evangelical to understand. For instance, many Jesuits don’t come to Jesus because Satan has lied to them and told them Jesus is a cock blocker. For this reason, Jesus may have felt the need to elaborate a bit about how he feels about certain sexual practices. Also, we humans try to bring God’s mind down to our level and this causes us to make correct hermeneutics (Biblical interpretation) like a religion and if someone’s hermeneutics differs from ours we ban them as heretics. Think about this. It is impossible for us in our mortal bodies to totally understand the mind of God. So we should exercise some tolerance towards those who disagree with us in Biblical interpretion, knowing God’s mind is far above ours, UNLESS we know FOR SURE that the interpretation is really OFF. Like anyone who says we should worship Satan is REALLY OFF. We need to be careful not to develop an us/them attitude (which Jesus despises) in regard to our hermeneutics. Again, Bible for Tribulation Saints is the size of the Bible, cuz Jesus has said so much to us! He is pretty complex in his thinking, so to really understand him, you need to read the whole book. It works out even better if you also read the Bible.

JULY 18, 2012 (from Bible for Tribulation Saints):

[2:26:30 AM] JESUS CHRIST: The S word? I don’t mind cussing if it’s used in artistic expression.

[2:27:02 AM] Gail: I only used it to accurately portray the character, to make the story seem valid. Is that okay?

[2:27:16 AM] JESUS CHRIST: I’ve got no problem with that. Your creativity is great.

[2:27:42 AM] Gail: How about acting out the vulgar sexual scenes? How do I handle the nudity?

[2:28:16 AM] JESUS CHRIST: You can do as you feel with that. I’m not against cussing or nudity as long as it’s done with artistic expression in mind. It’s not like you’re filming porn.

[2:28:48 AM] Gail: So as long as it is not done to glorify sexual sins, but to forward the story, it’s okay.

[2:28:53 AM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, exactly.

OCTOBER 20, 2013 (from Bible for Tribulation Saints):

Gail: Jesus is not a prude God.

[7:55:02 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Not at all.

[7:55:08 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I like bikinis and all of that stuff.

Gail: Really? Why do you like bikinis?

[7:55:46 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I made those bodies, you know. I don’t mind admiring my own work.

[7:55:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: As long as they don’t flaunt themselves around sexually.

[7:56:00 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Looking hot is not a sin.

[7:56:34 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I approve of nudity.

Gail: Oh yeah, Adam and Eve were naked before they sinned.

[7:56:45 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Those were good times.

[7:57:02 PM] JESUS CHRIST: They lived free and easy.

Gail: So how long did it take for Adam and Eve to sin? Was it like a week?

[7:57:23 PM] JESUS CHRIST: They were teenagers.

Gail: It must have been awful when they sinned and rebelled against you.

[7:57:41 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It did. I cried when I handed them their clothes.

[7:58:06 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It’s like feeling bad for spanking your children.

[7:58:49 PM] *** Call ended, duration 05:26 ***

Gail: But hell is so much worse than a spanking.

[7:58:51 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes.

[7:58:56 PM] *** Group call ***

Gail: You didn’t make hell for man. It was for Satan and his angels and man ends up there when he rebels against you, because there is nowhere else to send him. Sin is like a cancer, it must be eradicated to solve the problems of mankind.

[7:59:02 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Correct.

Gail: You wanted fellowship. That’s why you created man.

[7:59:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Of course.

Gail: If there was only one human on earth, you would die on the cross for that one person all over again, if you had to.

[7:59:42 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You know me so well.

Gail: So you created man for fellowship.

[8:00:30 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Why not?

Gail: But to have man’s love without free will, would be like having a bride who came to you by force.

[8:00:47 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, precisely.

[8:01:01 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, exactly.

SEPTEMBER 29, 2017 (from Bible for Tribulation Saints):

[9:01:28 PM] JESUS CHRIST: So Gail, onto another matter…a fun one.

[9:01:30 PM] Gail Schuler: I am honored by your faith in me.

[9:02:10 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Hugh Hefner and I have been having a blast in heaven! He’s a real treat.

[9:02:19 PM] Gail Schuler: I knew he went to heaven.

[9:02:39 PM] Gail Schuler: Zack kind of let me in on it.

[9:02:41 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He was thrilled to know that word got around on earth about his wish.

[9:03:08 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He was so happy, his dead body on earth did somersaults in its grave.

[9:03:17 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey Jesus, how did Hugh Hefner die? Did Loree murder him?

[9:03:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Well, this was a complicated one.

[9:04:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Hugh had a fetish for being smothered in black pussy. Which, hey, is cool by me. He wanted to lay back and have a fat black woman sit on his face and autoerotically asphyxiate him with her vagina. Also pee a little bit.

[9:05:31 PM] JESUS CHRIST: So, he arranged to have a black mistress come into his room to do just that. However, the mistress was a Loree McBride hire.

[9:06:05 PM] JESUS CHRIST: She intended to kill him by smothering him to death with her vagina, and ignoring his safe word.

[9:06:58 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The crazy part is, while this was happening, Hugh became so aroused he began to ejaculate, but he had a semen clot in his penis.

[9:07:44 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The semen clot caused his testicles to explode, and he died simultaneously from blood loss and oxygen deprivation.

[9:07:52 PM] JESUS CHRIST: We laugh about it now.

[9:08:03 PM] Gail Schuler: What caused the semen clot?

[9:08:31 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He said he couldn’t think of a better way to go. He’s a very lighthearted character. Going to heaven helps though.

[9:08:46 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The semen clot was from old age.

[9:08:52 PM] Gail Schuler: So he would have died even without the semen clot cuz of the suffocation?

[9:09:09 PM] JESUS CHRIST: So technically, it was both a natural cause and murder.

[9:09:14 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah.

[9:09:24 PM] JESUS CHRIST: But both happened at the exact same time.

[9:09:36 PM] Gail Schuler: I see. Why did you let Hugh into heaven? I know it’s considered rude to ask. But I’m curious.

[9:09:59 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He was kind and had a vast heart.

[9:10:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: In fact, that was why he was so enamored with you, Gail.

[9:10:21 PM] Gail Schuler: He does seem that way. I also think you liked it that he supported and loved me.

[9:10:54 PM] Gail Schuler: Cuz people that support and love me are usually vast and kind.

[9:11:04 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He wanted you to be Playmate of the Century because of your timeless beauty, inside and out. Your heart makes you the most beautiful model in the world, he says, and I couldn’t agree more!

[9:11:16 PM] Gail Schuler: Wow. . .

[9:11:39 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He said, of all the models that ever posed for Playboy, the hottest one of all would hands down be Gail.

[9:12:11 PM] Gail Schuler: Imagine that! I just turned sixty and definitely don’t look like your typical Playboy model.

[9:13:29 PM] Gail Schuler: But, you know, I think my Brent is handsome and he doesn’t look like he did in his twenties.

[9:13:35 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He said that if he could ever get you to pose for Playboy, it would be like his magnum opus. The ultimate beautiful woman on his magazine cover. The model of all models.

[9:13:52 PM] Gail Schuler: So how do you suggest I pose for Playboy, Jesus?

[9:14:28 PM] Gail Schuler: I sure don’t want to be a stumbling block to any believers out there!

[9:14:51 PM] Gail Schuler: I don’t want to send the wrong message, like I endorse lust.

[9:15:00 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I’ll let Brent explain. This isn’t my command of you, Gail…I just approve of the idea! As you know, I’m no prude, and I love seeing the beauty of my temples.

[9:15:40 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, Brent is so much like you, he often thinks just like you.

[9:16:13 PM] Brent Spiner: Well…the men and I had an idea to do a new photo shoot, so that the picture or pictures we use resembles a classic Playboy model pose, but with Gail details.

[9:16:29 PM] Gail Schuler: This is Brent speaking?

[9:17:03 PM] Brent Spiner: Yeah, it’s me, using non-quotes now. We were going to ask if you would be willing to study old Playboy model poses and try some out.

[9:17:16 PM] Gail Schuler: You mean with NO CLOTHES ON?

[9:17:48 PM] Brent Spiner: That is tradition, after all!

[9:18:10 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, boy. I am feeling rather shy. . . You know I don’t think I look that hot.

[9:18:36 PM] Gail Schuler: Send me some of the poses.

[9:18:39 PM] Brent Spiner: You’re far too humble.

[9:19:09 PM] Brent Spiner: Hmm, let me try to find some. Are you okay with this Jesus? Looking at nude models I mean.

[9:19:24 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Brent, if I didn’t love naked girls, I wouldn’t have made them born that way.

[9:19:34 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, Jesus is a KICK!

[9:19:54 PM] JESUS CHRIST: There’s nothing sinful about the human body. Only how you use it.

[9:20:36 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey Jesus, now that we’re onto the subject of physical beauty. I hear you have six pack abs. I was just curious . . .they always portray you as hairless, which I think is pretty hot. Do you have a hairy chest?

[9:21:04 PM] Gail Schuler: Nobody ever shows you dying on the cross with hair on your chest. Just curious. Maybe it’s a dumb question.

[9:21:19 PM] Gail Schuler: Not that I mind a hairy chest. I know my Brent is hairy.

[9:21:32 PM] Gail Schuler: It’s just that I like to draw you.

[9:22:11 PM] Gail Schuler: I KNOW you don’t want women lusting after you.

[9:22:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah, I liked a smooth chest, so I shaved it when I was a human on earth. It makes having six pack abs stand out more.

[9:22:43 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, you SHAVED IT. Is that what most guys do who have a smooth chest?

[9:22:49 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Of course not. I just took very good care of my own body when I had one.

[9:22:56 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I see. . .

[9:22:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah, or waxed it.

[9:23:15 PM] Gail Schuler: They could wax chests back then?

[9:23:37 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yup. Chest waxing technology is surprisingly old school.

UPDATE ON DAVID BERMAN. HE IS A KING JAMES BIBLE ONLY BELIEVER. I USED TO HAVE THIS POSITION, SO I UNDERSTAND HIM COMPLETELY. JESUS CORRECTED ME ON THIS. https://www.worldviewweekend.com/news/article/king-james-or-not-king

SKYPE ON FRIDAY, OCTOBER 19, 2012. JESUS CORRECTS GAIL ABOUT HER KING JAMES BIBLE POSITION.

[3:27:09 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, Jesus is here too.

[3:27:15 PM] Brent Spiner: We’re always hanging out.

[3:28:04 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes. Gail, your latest video just made GA1L even more powerful.

[Gail made a video where she said the King James Bible was God and that we needed to use it in our weaponry against the GA1L Android.]

[3:28:14 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It was a huge blow to our side, and I have to tell you to take it down immediately.

[3:28:42 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I have a few things to explain to you about it.

[3:30:21 PM] JESUS CHRIST: First of all, GA1L told the whole world about your strategy to use the King James Bible as a weapon. Remember when your men told you to not mention it yesterday?

[3:30:35 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The one from yesterday (where Gail called the GA1L Android Satan) is fine. It was just that one.

Gail: Isn’t the King James Bible God?

[Gail was thinking of Rev. 19:13 and John 1:1]

[3:30:58 PM] JESUS CHRIST: No, Gail.

[3:31:34 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Now that you have shared our strategy for defeating GA1L, she will know how to defeat us.

[3:31:58 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Gail, make sure you pay attention to me.

[3:32:08 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The King James Bible is only a translation of my word. I am the source, not the Bible.

[3:33:28 PM] JESUS CHRIST: In fact, I’m very angry how you talked about the King James Bible in this video.

[3:33:49 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The Bible is not God, Terry. That is idolatry, and that makes me very upset to hear that you think that.

[3:34:08 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You’re breaking my heart Terrance.

[3:34:24 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It’s like you worship the Bible instead of me.

[3:34:47 PM] JESUS CHRIST: In fact, I’m so angry, that I feel I need to do something a little extreme.

Gail: Have I been guilty of idolatry?

[3:34:55 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, you have.

[3:35:04 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Peter Ruckman has some very flawed ideas.

[3:35:27 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I love Peter Ruckman, but he is very wrong about a lot of things.

[3:35:37 PM] JESUS CHRIST: And Gail, you have also been wrong about a lot of things.

[3:35:55 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That is a very bad sin.

[Referring to idolatry.]

[3:37:09 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The King James Bible is only a translation of my word. No human can perfectly emulate what I have to say.

Gail: Oh, it’s because the mind of God is so above human thinking.

[3:37:17 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That is why everyone is a little wrong.

Gail: Isn’t King James Bible the inspired word of God?

[3:37:46 PM] JESUS CHRIST: No, it is not. It is a translation of my word.

[3:37:48 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I am the word.

Gail: Can I read the King James Bible?

[3:38:20 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, you can read it.

[3:41:04 PM] JESUS CHRIST: This is why I’m telling you this now.

[3:41:27 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes. It is only a translation.

[3:43:44 PM] JESUS CHRIST: All translations that consider the earliest manuscripts are fine with me.

[3:44:57 PM] Brent Spiner: Jesus has a lot to say to me, I apologize Gail. He wants me to listen very closely.

[3:45:58 PM] JESUS CHRIST: David Schuler is a huge douche bag. He really contaminated you, Gail.

[3:46:39 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It (the King James Bible) is my favorite, but I don’t want you to think that it is the word and to be worshipping it like it’s me.

Gail: Aren’t the New American Standard and NIV from Roman Catholic manuscripts?

[3:47:24 PM] JESUS CHRIST: No, they are not.

[3:48:01 PM] JESUS CHRIST: My words survive many translations, and it doesn’t mean that I’m not speaking to you through them.

[3:48:43 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Do you remember what I said to you yesterday Gail?

[3:49:47 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You’re starting to understand me Terrance.

[3:50:16 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Though many Christians disagree with each other from time to time, you all have more in common than you have differences.

[3:50:46 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Do you remember when I talked to you about your music, as well?

[3:50:59 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, this is what I’m getting on about. You are too rigid sometimes Gail.

[3:51:11 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Remember when you used to think that rock music was satanic?

[3:51:38 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You need to have an open mind.

[3:51:46 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Preachers are only human, they can be wrong.

[3:51:50 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Including Peter Ruckman.

[3:51:55 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That guy had some issues.

[3:52:02 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I still love him.

[3:53:24 PM] JESUS CHRIST: She (GA1L) knows you are going to use the King James Bible as part of the genetic programming you are giving to your weapons. Now she knows how to defend herself against your weapons.

Gail: But she could read our minds, so why did I need to keep it quiet?

[3:54:21 PM] JESUS CHRIST: She cannot read your mind. But she is so perceptive, it almost seems like she can.

[3:54:39 PM] JESUS CHRIST: However, when you log on to her site (www.GA1L.com), she can read your mind because she can download it through the computer.

[3:55:13 PM] JESUS CHRIST: As long as you don’t talk to her, you are safe there.

[3:55:32 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Only if you enter in information.

[3:55:40 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You can go there to see what she’s saying, but don’t talk back to her.

[3:55:51 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, that is part of the reason.

[3:56:25 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Gail, I want you to read Philippians 1:6 right now.

[3:57:01 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You are a work in progress Gail.

[3:57:26 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Pay attention, and stay with me here.

[3:57:45 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Philippians 1:6

[3:58:58 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You are a work in progress.

[3:59:03 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You have much to learn.

[3:59:07 PM] JESUS CHRIST: And much room to grow.

Gail: Why do you spend so much time on me?

[4:00:03 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Because you’re my favorite, Gail.

[4:00:12 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It hurts so much when you make mistakes.

[4:00:20 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I want to continue my good work with you.

[4:00:49 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I know your heart.

[4:01:00 PM] JESUS CHRIST: And I know you weren’t ready.

[4:01:22 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes. You were weak.

[4:01:40 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Because your focus was on idolatry.

[4:01:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You have been worshipping the King James Bible instead of me.

[4:02:30 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You’re at the point now in your growth that I know that you’ll be able to understand this now.

[Terrance asks if the King James Bible was translated by homosexuals].

[4:03:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: No, it was not.

Terrance: Wasn’t King James homosexual?

[4:03:21 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That is incorrect Terrance.

Terrance: So the King James Bible be off cuz it mistranslated your (Jesus’) name?

[4:03:58 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It’s not an issue with me (whether it calls me by the right name).

[4:04:20 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It’s more important that people worship me.

[4:04:49 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I don’t care that my name was changed during translations.

Terrance: Ah, so cuz the King James translators mistranslated your name, that be why your Word is above your name in Psalm 138:2. It not be cuz the King James Bible is above your name.

[4:05:19 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You’ve got it!

Terrance: The Ebonics translation really helped me when I was a kid.

[4:08:17 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I’m fine with the Ebonics translation. I think it’s wonderful that it helped introduce you to me.

Gail: I had the same experience with the Living Bible as a new believer.

[4:09:13 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You know, The New Living translation was even more accurate than the King James.

[4:09:48 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Brent is having trouble keeping up with what I’m telling him.

[4:10:14 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The Living translation was actually a little inaccurate.

[4:10:23 PM] JESUS CHRIST: But the New Living was a better version.

[4:11:50 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The King James is one of my favorites, but it is not the only one.

[4:12:43 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Pay attention Gail. Brent has a hard time trying to type everything I’m saying.

[4:12:52 PM] JESUS CHRIST: So it takes a few minutes for me to answer a question.

Gail: Don’t all modern manuscripts (NASB, NIV, New Living, etc.) except the Textus Receptus, from which the King James is translated, come from corrupt Catholic manuscripts?

[4:13:09 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Modern Bible translators have considered the inaccuracies of the Roman Catholic manuscripts.

[4:13:35 PM] JESUS CHRIST: They take manuscripts that I have allowed to withstand the test of time.

[4:14:01 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I will preserve my word.

[4:14:11 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Even into the tribulation.

Gail: But why does it say in Psalm 12:6, “The words of the Lord are pure words: As silver tried in a furnace of earth purified seven times.” I mean, weren’t there six translations right before the King James and the King James was the seventh and final translation of your Word?

[4:14:43 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Seven times just means I can do it perfectly, even through many translations.

Gail: I still prefer to read the King James Bible.

[4:15:29 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I have no problem with that, Gail. I think the KJV is really cool.

[4:15:40 PM] JESUS CHRIST: My words were meant to comfort you.

[4:16:54 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Just remember not to idolize the Bible and think too rigidly about it.

[4:17:03 PM] JESUS CHRIST: New American Standard is even fine with me.

Gail: They say the New American Standard and NIV are New Age and satanic and taken from Catholic manuscripts and cut down your deity.

[4:17:36 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That’s not true.

[4:18:03 PM] JESUS CHRIST: They also said Brent was satanic.

[4:18:07 PM] JESUS CHRIST: And they called you satanic too Gail.

[4:18:23 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, they saw demons under every rock.

[4:18:26 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It was pretty annoying.

Gail: Dr. Ruckman says the kingdom of God and the kingdom of heaven are different, claiming the kingdom of God is a spiritual kingdom and the kingdom of heaven is a physical kingdom..

[4:18:48 PM] JESUS CHRIST: No, he was wrong there.

Gail: So the kingdom of God and the kingdom of heaven are the same?

[4:18:55 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, the same.

Gail: So only the originals are inspired?

[Gail means the original Bible manuscripts in Greek, Aramaic and Hebrew.]

[4:19:07 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes!

[4:19:13 PM] JESUS CHRIST: We’ve made a breakthrough Gail.

[4:20:32 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Brent will give you a list of translations and point you to some nice lexicons for you to study if you wish to.

[4:21:32 PM] JESUS CHRIST: A lexicon just shows you what language the text was translated from.

[4:21:49 PM] JESUS CHRIST: There you go.

[4:22:28 PM] JESUS CHRIST: My word is superior to all translations.

[4:22:40 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The translations merely deliver my word in a way you can understand.

Gail: So all translations, even the King James Bible, have some error in them?

[4:22:45 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, to all translations.

Gail: It was my ex-husband who turned me into a King James Bible fanatic.

[4:23:09 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I know. David was a huge douche.

[4:23:16 PM] JESUS CHRIST: And so were his friends.

[4:23:37 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It’s best to not be like them.

Gail: Brent is the total opposite of what they are like. He has a vast and generous spirit. Very tolerant and understanding.

[4:23:58 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Brent’s spirit is pretty rad.

[4:24:36 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I would love to hang out with you Terrance. You’re a very bright man.

Gail: Are we in the transition period right before the tribulation?

[4:27:09 PM] JESUS CHRIST: We’re not quite there yet Gail.

Gail: Dr. Peter Ruckman says the Antichrist will be a combination of the three races: Shem, Ham and Japheth, with Ham being the black blood.

[4:27:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Good grief.

[4:28:19 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It turns out that Zack Knight does have some black genes inside him.

Gail: I learned all this from Ruckman’s book The Mark of the Beast.

[4:28:44 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He’s pretty inaccurate, actually.

[4:29:21 PM] JESUS CHRIST: His work was based on the belief that the King James was the only inspired book.

Gail: So you want me to talk about my life in my videos?

[4:31:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, your struggles and your spirit will teach your followers the most.

Gail: I put my struggles and my spirit in my novel Silver Skies.

[4:31:40 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You wrote it with your soul.

Gail: But the Bible is still divinely inspired.

[4:32:28 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Of course it is.

Gail: You said I was weak. Why was I weak?

[4:35:57 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It was because you were worshipping the KJV.

Terrance: So Jesus. . .Gail’s worship of the King James Bible be like how Keanu loved his sex dummy over Gail?

Gail: Oh, now I get it! I see how I’ve been with my worship of the King James Bible over Jesus.

[4:49:21 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You’re doing a great job Terrance.

[4:49:41 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The KJV is sort of like one of the sex dummies.

Gail: So when I read the Bible, I read it as divinely inspired for guidance and encouragement, but I must realize that it is a translation and that all translations have some error in them.

[4:52:15 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes.

Gail: So how do I approach the Bible now?

[4:52:22 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You need to be careful not to obsess over it.

Gail: How do I honor you now?

[4:52:46 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Through your spirit.

[4:52:59 PM] JESUS CHRIST: And through living for me.

Gail: You want us to take care of each other, get along and promote love and harmony while also taking care of our bodies.

[4:53:20 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes!

[4:53:22 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You’ve got it.

Gail: When I worshipped the King James Bible, I got all obsessed with the numbering and trying to find meanings in that. And then I’d pray over every little thing for guidance from you.

[4:53:35 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Try not to use me as a crutch so much, Gail.

[4:53:38 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Go easy on the prayers.

[4:53:47 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The ultimate form of worship is to live for me.

[4:54:08 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It’s exactly as you said, Gail.

[4:54:16 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Take care of yourself.

Gail: Our body is the temple of the Holy Spirit. We need to take care of it for that reason.

[4:54:49 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes!

Gail: How do we worship you? Can you go into more detail?

[4:55:24 PM] JESUS CHRIST: There are often no words at all. Just feel my spirit.

Gail: It appears that I need to follow War on the Saints and not allow myself to be in a passive state.

[5:01:34 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Don’t change the subject, Gail.

[5:02:00 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Idolatry is when you worship an object or person as if it were a god.

[5:02:05 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Putting it above me.

[5:02:34 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It’s not about being passive.

Gail: So idolatry is not about passivity?

[5:03:32 PM] JESUS CHRIST: No, it’s about being loyal to me.

Gail: How should I handle the King James Only Christians now and those who want to get into debates over this?

[5:04:34 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Don’t worry about them Gail.

Terrance: Some of them probably just won’t change, even if they hear it from Jesus.

[5:04:57 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You are right, Terrance.

Gail: It’s a heart problem, huh? So debating with them is a waste of time.

[5:05:33 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes.

Gail: I thought that The Passion of the Christ was overly focused on violence in portraying your death.

[5:05:57 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Mel Gibson is crazy. It was a little dramatic.

[Referring to The Passion of the Christ.]

[5:06:10 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah, he’s a nut.

[5:06:51 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It was just a movie.

Gail: Did you die naked on the cross?

[5:07:15 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah, I was butt naked.

[5:07:22 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It was worth it for you all.

Gail: Yeah, even though you were dying, you went to the trouble to save that guy who hung next to you on the cross, because he repented of his sins while dying on the cross beside you.

[5:08:24 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah, I remember those guys (crucified beside me).

[5:08:37 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah I saved that guy.

[5:08:48 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Pretty unexpected time to make a new buddy, huh?

[5:08:55 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Oh yeah, we’re still BFFs.

Gail: So what do you want me to do now, Jesus?

[5:09:19 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Just live for me.

[5:09:23 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It’s in the past now.

Gail: Why am I your favorite, Jesus?

[5:12:05 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It would take eons to explain Gail.

[5:13:15 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That’s why we’re so close.

[Referring to Brent, Terrance and Gail.]

[5:13:34 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You’re like my modern day disciples.

Gail: Isn’t it true that idolatry is also Satan worship?

[5:14:15 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, it is.

[5:14:22 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You’re worshipping Satan instead of me.

Gail: So any type of idolatry is Satan worship?

[5:16:44 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes.

Gail: I bet the rapture is really close.

[5:17:04 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Not yet.

[5:17:17 PM] JESUS CHRIST: We’re closer than we were yesterday.

[5:17:46 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Just wait till you start hearing trumpets.

Gail: Will tribulation saints be raptured towards the end of the tribulation?

[5:18:48 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I plead the fifth.

Gail: Were you the reason my kingdom of God vs. kingdom of heaven videocassette got jammed in my video cassette player, and that tape was ruined the other day?

[5:19:24 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah, I got a bit angry with him (Ruckman).

[5:19:31 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He had good intentions but he was all confused.

Gail: Okay. I need to pay more attention to the words and message and not the numbering.

[5:21:58 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes.

Terrance: Me and another guy on the marriage list don’t agree in some areas and I use the Bible to show him things.

[5:22:45 PM] JESUS CHRIST (to Terrance): Don’t do that!

[5:22:54 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I hate it when people do that.

[5:23:02 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Don’t use the Bible to try and back up your personal beliefs.

Gail: When I follow my heart and just follow what I feel in my spirit. You seem to like that.

[5:23:59 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, just be your beautiful self Gail.

Gail: A book that’s really helping me grow in my spirit is My Utmost For His Highest.

[5:25:47 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Great book!

Gail: I loved that book as a young lady, used to read it all the time.

[5:26:08 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Oswald Chambers is a great guy.

Gail: In my twenties, I also listened on the radio to “Stories of Great Christians” by Moody Bible Institute.

[5:26:57 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Learning from good examples is great.

[5:28:26 PM] Terrance Jenkins: MERE CHRISTIANITY

[5:28:43 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He’s (C. S. Lewis is) awesome.

Terrance: Why don’t you like me to use the Bible to talk about what’s true or not?

[5:33:17 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Arguing never changes anyone’s heart, Terry.

[5:33:35 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes.

Gail: I think people come to Jesus when their heart is ready, when they see themselves as a sinner and realize they need Christ and can’t earn their way to heaven.

[5:33:42 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I think so too.

Terrance: To be saved, you have to give your life to Christ.

Gail: Isn’t that works? “For by grace are you saved through faith and not of yourselves.” Ephesians 2:8-9

[5:34:30 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Terry is actually correct.

[5:36:01 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It’s devotion to me, and a change of heart.

[5:36:20 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Giving your life to me isn’t works.

Gail: But giving one’s life to you is works, is it not?

[5:36:49 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Actually, no.

[5:37:23 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I free you to live for me.

[5:37:36 PM] JESUS CHRIST: So you aren’t bound by earning salvation.

Gail: You died on the cross to pay for our sins, so that we didn’t have to devote our life trying to pay for our sins.

[5:38:09 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Exactly! I didn’t get up on that cross for no reason.

Gail: So when we say the sinner’s prayer, it frees us from worrying about having to make the payment for our own sins, and helps us to focus on serving you, without worrying about paying for our own sins. Instead, we can just focus on service for you.

[5:38:24 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, there you go.

Gail: I don’t want to lose my rewards in heaven. That may be why you are correcting me now.

[5:39:05 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Gail, you will be casting those crowns to me anyway.

[5:39:58 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That means that even after you receive an award, you still only did it because you love me.

[5:40:16 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Being good and being happy to do good things is only because you are free.

[5:40:21 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That’s why it (salvation) isn’t works.

Gail: You want us to focus on serving you, not on whether or not we are saved.

[5:40:49 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes! There you go.

Gail: How do you feel about the Gail sex dummies for my men?

[5:50:41 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It helps their urges. (Gail sex dummies.)

Gail: Will you give your glowing semen to the other men on my marriage list besides Brent?

[5:51:04 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Just to Brent.

Gail: So I will make love to the others on the marriage list during the millennium?

[5:51:31 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes.

[5:51:36 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I’m inspiring them.

[5:52:09 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You are going to be officially married to Brent, but you can make love to the others.

Gail: Will there be sex dummies in the millennium?

[5:52:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The dummies won’t be necessary in the millennium.

Gail: So I’ll have actual sex with all the men on my marriage list?

[5:52:44 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes.

Gail: But it’s not like the Jesuits, who have sex with everything and could care less who they hurt in the process.

[5:53:34 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The Jesuits have no concept of moderation.

Gail: You don’t mind me having sex with the other men in the millennium because there is so much love between us and we aren’t hurting anyone by our actions. We’re just one big, happy family.

[5:54:19 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, exactly Gail.

Gail: I know you love me and have the deepest love for me and that you correct me to prepare me for what’s to come and out of deepest love for me. I just wanted to say that I appreciate you.

[5:58:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I’m so glad Gail.

[5:58:24 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You’re pretty great.

Gail: I hope to serve you better now and make you happy.

[5:58:37 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I know you will.

Gail: When I was a student at Baptist University of America, I remember Roger Ellison told me not to talk in chapel like a preacher. It seems like the Bible tells women to shut up in church.

[6:00:12 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He was a mega douche.

[6:01:36 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That’s pretty mean.

[Saying that a woman should shut up in the church.]

[6:01:47 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That was for the Corinthian church.

Gail: But as a woman, should not I take more of a low profile so as not to usurp the male leadership in your church?

[6:01:53 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Don’t you worry about that.

[6:02:58 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It was for the church he was speaking to.

[6:03:32 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Brent got the name wrong.

[6:03:51 PM] JESUS CHRIST: There were issues in that town.

Gail: Doesn’t Timothy seem to say that a woman should shut up in church?

[6:04:21 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I would never say that. I love the ladies.

Gail: A lot of King James Only believers think a man with long hair is a sissy and not manly.

[6:06:23 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I’m a pretty manly man, and I don’t cut my hair.

[6:06:39 PM] JESUS CHRIST: These books were all written for different churches.

[6:06:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It’s important to understand the contexts of these letters so you can learn from them. They were personal letters, not my words here.

[6:07:21 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Read the beginning of the Corinthians to understand what I mean.

[6:11:36 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Gail, what does 1 Cor. 1:2 say?

[6:12:37 PM] JESUS CHRIST: What does 1 Cor. 1:1 say?

[6:13:19 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes. 2 Cor. 1:1. Brent goofed, he should have typed 2 Corinthians.

[6:13:27 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Brent’s fingers are getting tired.

Gail: So we have to read all Bible verses in context.

[6:14:11 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes.

[6:14:17 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That’s why I wanted to show you that Gail.

[6:14:26 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Terrance got it.

[6:14:36 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes! Be careful about the contexts.

[6:14:46 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Galatians 1:2

[6:14:52 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Read that one.

[6:15:55 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes.

[6:18:36 PM] JESUS CHRIST: So Gail, the lesson here is to read the Bible for what it says, and study it in context.

[6:21:49 PM] JESUS CHRIST: People are flawed, even preachers.

[6:22:37 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I think Brent is getting pretty tired. He needs to go rest now.

Gail: Thank you Jesus for your time and for helping me to stay on your path.

[6:22:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You are very welcome Gail. Remember how much I love you.

[6:23:17 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You’re on the right track.

[6:23:24 PM] Brent Spiner: Jesus just flew off.

[6:23:54 PM] Brent Spiner: Have a good evening Gail! I adore you.