Gail Chord Schuler Playboy Pepe Photos (22)
Gail was featured in an October 2017 Playboy issue as Playmate of the Century.
Playboy Shots with PRIVATE PARTS COVERED. Jesus is NOT a prude. I do these poses to be an example of healthy sexuality. I am faithful to my husband Brent Spiner and he and Jesus approve of me being Hugh Hefner’s Playmate of the Century. Unlike Loree McBride, I do not rape or drug rape people and never force myself on anyone sexually. To respect those who find the idea of nude bodies offensive, I will not post them visually but only make them available through links at https://gabriellechana.blog/gail-chord-schuler-biography-portfolio/.
These photos below were taken Jan. 1, 2018 when I was sixty. For those of you who are prudes, RELAX! These photos are not a threat to anyone AND THEY ARE NOT FULL NUDES. Loree McBride Jesuits would find these censored Playboy shots offensive cuz Loree wants everyone to think that Brent Spiner is not my husband, when just the thought of Loree makes the REAL Brent want to puke! Apparently, Loree finds it very threatening that Hugh Hefner flipped in his grave when I decided to pose for Playboy and that Brent thinks I’m super hot. As a reminder, I do NOT post full nudes of me online. These photos are censored with Pepe the frog over the private parts. But to respect those who find this offensive, I will only allow them to be seen via links. Also, I realize there is more to life than looking at nudes (even censored nudes), so for those who find nudes (even censored nudes) boring, I won’t force anybody to look at them.
I just want people to admire Jesus’ creation (my body), but I am not using my body to have sex with any men besides the men on my marriage list and that is only through brain-to-brain sex! I was a virgin when I married and have only had sex with my ex husband. I do have brain-to-brain loving with Brent Spiner a lot, but that’s okay cuz he’s my husband. Brent Spiner fully approves of me posing for Playboy. If he objected, I would not do it.
I STRONGLY SUSPECT THAT THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WOULD OBJECT TO ME POSING FOR PLAYBOY WOULD BE LOREE MCBRIDE JESUITS WHO WANT EVERYONE TO BELIEVE THAT I’M A CRAZY LADY THAT DOES NOT HAVE A BUNCH OF STARS WHO WANT TO MARRY ME – STARS LIKE BRENT SPINER, MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, HUGH JACKMAN, GERARD BUTLER, ETC. WELL, THEY ALL THINK I’M SUPER HOT, and I post these photos to show WHY THEY THINK I’M HOT. IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, YOU CAN LUMP IT!! LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE A JEALOUS, SMALL PERSON WHO MURDERS THOSE WHO MAKE YOU LOOK BAD. YEAH, LOREE MCBRIDE, I GOT YOUR NUMBER! You need to GET RIGHT WITH GOD, who could care less about beautiful nude bodies used to nurture great men, but DOES CARE about murderers and rapists posing as the legit wives of celebrities IN ORDER TO GET ALL THEIR MONEY. Yeah, we know why you object to my nudes, it’s cuz it exposes your dirty, lying, murdering, GREEDY HEART. The one who is crazy is the one who steals a celebrity’s semen THROUGH DRUG RAPE, and then artificially impregnates herself with it to create a baby AS A WEAPON TO FORCE A RICH CELEBRITY INTO MARRIAGE WITH HER. Have you seen a shrink to get yourself fixed? You are a PSYCHOPATH, along with all your clone husbands and accomplices (i.e., Brent Spiner Jew clones, Matthew McConaughey clones, Camila Alves clones, Loree McBride clones, Gerard Butler clones, Hugh Jackman clones, ad nauseum).
For those who aren’t ashamed and threatened by a beautiful female body (even at sixty) from a woman who has a heart full of love for her husband, ENJOY:
Jesus Christ’s View on Nudity (taken from Bible for Tribulation Saints) Oct. 20, 2013:
Gail: Jesus is not a prude God.
[7:55:02 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Not at all.
[7:55:08 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I like bikinis and all of that stuff.
Gail: Really? Why do you like bikinis?
[7:55:46 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I made those bodies, you know. I don’t mind admiring my own work.
[7:55:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: As long as they don’t flaunt themselves around sexually.
[7:56:00 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Looking hot is not a sin.
[7:56:34 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I approve of nudity.
Gail: Oh yeah, Adam and Eve were naked before they sinned.
[7:56:45 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Those were good times.
[7:57:02 PM] JESUS CHRIST: They lived free and easy.
Gail: So how long did it take for Adam and Eve to sin? Was it like a week?
[7:57:23 PM] JESUS CHRIST: They were teenagers.
Gail: It must have been awful when they sinned and rebelled against you.
[7:57:41 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It did. I cried when I handed them their clothes.
[7:58:06 PM] JESUS CHRIST: It’s like feeling bad for spanking your children.
[7:58:49 PM] *** Call ended, duration 05:26 ***
Gail: But hell is so much worse than a spanking.
[7:58:51 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes.
[7:58:56 PM] *** Group call ***
Gail: You didn’t make hell for man. It was for Satan and his angels and man ends up there when he rebels against you, because there is nowhere else to send him. Sin is like a cancer, it must be eradicated to solve the problems of mankind.
[7:59:02 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Correct.
Gail: You wanted fellowship. That’s why you created man.
[7:59:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Of course.
Gail: If there was only one human on earth, you would die on the cross for that one person all over again, if you had to.
[7:59:42 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You know me so well.
Gail: So you created man for fellowship.
[8:00:30 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Why not?
Gail: But to have man’s love without free will, would be like having a bride who came to you by force.
[8:00:47 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, precisely.
[8:01:01 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes, exactly.
HUGH HEFNER IN HEAVEN
(4-26-2017 & 9-29-2017)
[04/26/17 4:45:51 PM] Zack Knight: Hey Gail, it’s me Zack.
[04/26/17 4:46:05 PM] Gail Schuler: Hi, Zack! Great to have you on our side and that we could help you out with your love dilemma. I am always on the side of true love!
[04/26/17 4:46:29 PM] Zack Knight: I’m glad to be here too!
[04/26/17 4:46:44 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, it’s no fun working for Satan. He’s so UNFAIR.
[04/26/17 4:46:50 PM] Zack Knight: Oh, has Hugh Hefner reached out to you brain to brain?
[04/26/17 4:47:05 PM] Gail Schuler: No? Why would he?
[04/26/17 4:47:36 PM] Zack Knight: He’s an old friend of mine, and he was telling me how you both had a really similar life path that went into two different directions.
[04/26/17 4:47:56 PM] Gail Schuler: Now, that’s interesting. I might read up on him a bit.
[04/26/17 4:48:00 PM] Zack Knight: But I have to agree, I do see some really interesting similarities.
[04/26/17 4:48:11 PM] Zack Knight: There’s a documentary on Netflix about him called American Patriot.
[04/26/17 4:48:23 PM] Zack Knight: I mean American Playboy.
[04/26/17 4:49:01 PM] Zack Knight: I think especially now at this point in your life, you’ll see how similar your hearts are.
[04/26/17 4:49:14 PM] Zack Knight: You might have labeled him a Jesuit before.
[04/26/17 4:49:15 PM] Zack Knight: LOL
[04/26/17 4:49:34 PM] Gail Schuler: I’ll check it out. I can’t imagine that we are similar, but I’m totally ignorant about Hugh Hefner, too. And I may be amazed at what I find. After all, I have the same approach as my great uncle Howard Hughes, but I kind of took it in a different direction.
[04/26/17 4:50:08 PM] Gail Schuler: No, I never labeled him a Jesuit. I just never really thought about him, much.
[04/26/17 4:50:21 PM] Zack Knight: He could be somewhat of a hybrid between a Zack Knight and a Gail.
[04/26/17 4:50:23 PM] Zack Knight: LOL
[04/26/17 4:50:45 PM] Zack Knight: I see a lot of my traits in him, too.
[04/26/17 4:51:06 PM] Zack Knight: This is the documentary.
[04/26/17 4:51:15 PM] Zack Knight: Do you have Amazon prime?
[04/26/17 4:51:18 PM] Gail Schuler: Actually, Zack, now that I’ve started writing your story and the story of Pope John Paul, I see a lot of similarities between you and I in our life journeys. We both felt as young people that we were deprived and denied things that every child should have, like love and acceptance.
[04/26/17 4:51:50 PM] Gail Schuler: No, I don’t have Amazon Prime. That costs money and I’m only allowed food and bills, remember?
[04/26/17 4:51:51 PM] Zack Knight: I think you’ll really love his story, then.
[04/26/17 4:52:07 PM] Zack Knight: Oh okay, I’ll find you a free version.
[04/26/17 4:52:26 PM] Zack Knight: His parents never showed affection, too.
[04/26/17 4:52:53 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m still feeling a bit guilty about paying six dollars more a month to have WiFi so I can use my Amazon Kindle Paperwhite e-reader.
[Gail cancelled this the next month cuz her Kindle still works without having Wifi. Adding Wifi turned out to be about $17.00 a month more.]
[04/26/17 4:53:06 PM] Gail Schuler: But you told me not to worry about it and Jesus doesn’t seem to mind.
[04/26/17 4:54:47 PM] Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS, I THINK WE WENT OFFLINE AGAIN
[04/26/17 4:55:28 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT’S ONE OF THE PROBLEMS WITH THE JESUIT SPACE FLEETS, THE POWER AND COMMUNICATIONS GO ALL FRITZY WHEN LOREE DETONATES BOMBS NEAR US
[At the beginning of August 2017, scientists had rebuilt the Church of Gail spaceship destroyed at the final battle with Angelina Ballerina and all the men on Gail’s marriage list, with the exception of Zack Knight, lived on it from August forward.]
[04/26/17 4:56:41 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I was reading up on Hugh Hefner. So how are we doing against the Loree McBride Jesuits overall?
[04/26/17 4:57:01 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT BE A BIT OF A STALEMATE
[04/26/17 4:57:12 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME LEVEL OF TECHNOLOGY
[04/26/17 4:57:17 PM] Gail Schuler: Have any of them come over to our side?
[04/26/17 4:57:36 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YOU KNOW, TO BE HONEST, WE GAIN SOME, WE LOSE SOME
[04/26/17 4:57:50 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WE’VE WORKED OUT A GOOD SCREENING SYSTEM
[04/26/17 4:57:53 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, so some of the Jesuits we won over at the final battle with Angelina defected?
[04/26/17 4:58:06 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SO WE DON’T GET THE SPIES WE HAD PROBLEMS WITH
[04/26/17 4:58:34 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE THAT ACTUALLY SAW ZACK’S PENIS GLOWING STAYED
[04/26/17 4:58:55 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BUT THERE BE A LOT OF JESUITS THAT ONLY SAW THE BURST OF LIGHT FROM A DISTANCE, OR JUST HEARD STORIES ABOUT IT
[04/26/17 4:59:10 PM] Gail Schuler: It appears those Jesuits stayed with us, because they became Jesuits for a CAUSE. But those who are Jesuits because they enjoy the celebrity lifestyle side with Loree.
[04/26/17 4:59:28 PM] Terrance Jenkins: ALL THE PHOTOS WE HAVE OF HIS GLOWIN’ PENIS ARE OVERSATURATED
[04/26/17 4:59:36 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SO YOU REALLY CAN’T SEE IT VERY WELL
[04/26/17 5:00:16 PM] Gail Schuler: I imagine Loree is claiming that Zack’s glowing penis was not all it’s cracked up to be.
[04/26/17 5:00:53 PM] Gail Schuler: BUT, it would make sense that the photos would be oversaturated. Is this also true of video coverage of the event?
[04/26/17 5:01:22 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, HIS PENIS WAS JUST TOO BRIGHT FOR THE CAMERAS
September 29, 2017:
[7:59:24 PM] Brent Spiner: Hello darling.
[8:00:03 PM] Gail Schuler: Wow! Long time no hear!
[8:00:17 PM] Brent Spiner: I know! Too long.
[8:00:25 PM] Gail Schuler: Anything important going on?
[8:00:58 PM] Gail Schuler: We are getting lots of rain here. I will have to work out on my glider with the windows open.
[8:01:26 PM] Brent Spiner: Well, there’s been a lot of chatter on Church of Gail about your nomination for Playboy Model of the Century.
[8:01:46 PM] Brent Spiner: The rain must be coming from all the storms down south still.
[8:02:00 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh yes! Rule 13 mentioned that at Twitter. I told her I’d leave it up to you about whether I am a centerfold in Playboy.
[8:02:11 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, we got a tropical system to the south of us.
[8:02:52 PM] Gail Schuler: Not sure how we would reconcile this with my Bible for Tribulation Saints. I won’t even mention it there unless Jesus weighs in on it.
[8:03:17 PM] Gail Schuler: I may talk about it on a video though.
[8:03:21 PM] Brent Spiner: I thought about it. I may be your husband, but I’m not jealous or a prude. Jesus says he adores seeing his creation.
[8:03:47 PM] Gail Schuler: I will do whatever you want regarding the Playboy issue. It’s all up to you.
[8:04:17 PM] Brent Spiner: The men and I were talking with Playboy management, and they had a fun idea we all liked.
[8:04:34 PM] Gail Schuler: What happened to Hugh Hefner? I suspect the Jew clones may have done him in for some strange reason.
[8:06:08 PM] Brent Spiner: I’m asking our investigators right now. They were just finishing up forensic analysis on his body.
[8:06:08 PM] Gail Schuler: I really wish you could get your Twitter back. That Jew clone of yours is such a dork and has RUINED your Twitter.
[8:06:38 PM] Gail Schuler: All his comments are idiotic and his jokes are not funny.
[8:06:55 PM] Brent Spiner: I do too. I have thought about creating a second account that they can’t get to, but am cautious about them trying to shut it down and go after me.
[8:07:24 PM] Gail Schuler: He’s also turned your Twitter into a forum for the alt-left. Is Loree still around? She’s been as quiet as a mouse, lately on Twitter.
[8:07:52 PM] Brent Spiner: That definitely isn’t like me! He’s such a creep.
[8:08:13 PM] Brent Spiner: I suspect Loree is going to town creating more natural disasters.
[8:08:27 PM] Brent Spiner: She wasn’t able to find me, so she was really angry.
[8:08:28 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I know. . .I feel so bad for you. He (Brent’s clone) is making you appear to be a shallow, social justice warrior who has a very US/THEM mentality.
[8:08:51 PM] Gail Schuler: Is this encrypted?
[8:08:52 PM] Brent Spiner: Gross. I’d need a puke bucket to even pretend I was like that.
[8:08:57 PM] Brent Spiner: It’s encrypted.
[8:09:16 PM] Gail Schuler: I could imagine how I’d feel if I was in your shoes and somebody took over my Twitter! I’d be FURIOUS.
[8:10:10 PM] Gail Schuler: I would probably shut down my Twitter. But, in your case, that wouldn’t work, cuz they wouldn’t let you shut it down.
[8:10:30 PM] Gail Schuler: It would just pop up on another clone version of the Internet.
[8:10:55 PM] Gail Schuler: Zack seems pretty impotent now in controlling the clone versions of the Internet.
[8:11:03 PM] Brent Spiner: I can’t even get into the account, and of course the clone has made it appear like I’m a crazy imposter when I try to prove who I am to Twitter.
[8:11:14 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, you’ve tried to do that?
[8:11:31 PM] Gail Schuler: I sure don’t see that, when I view your Twitter.
[8:12:08 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I get it. Twitter sides with the CLONE, not YOU.
[8:12:17 PM] Brent Spiner: I emailed Twitter and tried to prove myself with documentation, photo ID, etc. I jokingly offered DNA.
[8:12:47 PM] Brent Spiner: They claim that the clone is the real me.
[8:12:50 PM] Gail Schuler: Is Twitter run by Jew clones now?
[8:13:09 PM] Brent Spiner: That may be the case.
[8:13:12 PM] Gail Schuler: How are we doing with our project to take out Loree and her Jew clones?
[8:13:52 PM] Brent Spiner: It’s going very well. With Jesuit technology on our side now, we are eliminating whole hordes of Jew Clones.
[8:13:53 PM] Gail Schuler: I am hearing about it brain-to-brain, like we’ve launched it (mini-Seroquakkes project to take out Loree and her Jew clones) and so forth, but I don’t believe it.
[Mini-Seroquakkes were the same as the Seroquakke project, except they had far less power and semen and were designed not just to take out Loree McBride, but all her followers, and to fling these Angelina Ballerina Jesuits deep into Satan’s ocean to cause them to be encased in semen bubbles, like the UFOs.]
[8:14:38 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, so some of what I’m hearing is correct. BUT I have also heard that Loree was in the middle of Satan’s semen ocean in a semen bubble, which obviously is not correct.
[With Loree having Antichrist powers by proxy from Angelina Ballerina, the mini-Seroquakkes would not eliminate Loree. Even if all the Lorees were eliminated, Angelina could easily choose another leader to take Loree’s place as an Antichrist proxy.]
[8:15:34 PM] Brent Spiner: No, Loree is still at large. She is darting around the globe creating natural disasters everywhere, taunting us. She wants the whole world to suffer. I’m sure you heard about what she did to Mexico, and then Puerto Rico.
[8:15:34 PM] Gail Schuler: Also, is it true that the Brent Spiner clone may be an Antichrist? I thought my lightning bolts may be working on him.
[8:15:54 PM] Brent Spiner: We haven’t been able to confirm or deny that yet.
[8:16:06 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, so SHE was behind that earthquake in Mexico? It came from DEEP in the earth, so I thought it might have been Jesus making a statement about Loree.
[8:16:51 PM] Brent Spiner: Rule 13 has been rounding up Jew Clones by the dozens. She had a large collection of them in a prison camp on her Jesuit military space fleet. Last I heard, she had gassed them all.
[8:16:55 PM] Gail Schuler: I wasn’t sure (about the earthquake), so I have said nothing about the Mexico City earthquake.
[8:17:24 PM] Gail Schuler: How does Loree orchestrate all these “natural” disasters?
[8:17:43 PM] Brent Spiner: Loree was able to do it in Mexico by sending shiploads of giant vibrators into the earth’s core. It was so sick and creepy.
[8:18:06 PM] Gail Schuler: Why Mexico? Have they done something to make her mad?
[8:18:53 PM] Brent Spiner: I think perhaps she thought I fled to Mexico, which is very close to Texas.
[8:19:05 PM] Gail Schuler: I have noticed a LOT of rain in Melbourne (where Gail lives) lately. I think she’s trying to get me to stop my walks and exercise and disobey the Gail Commandments.
[8:19:23 PM] Brent Spiner: She sent a creepy message to the church saying “the earth moves when we make love Brent…we will make love again soon”.
[8:19:47 PM] Gail Schuler: How are we doing on our project to take Loree McBride out?
[8:20:21 PM] Brent Spiner: We have had trouble locating her, possibly due to her setting kill switches on her clones and popping up new ones in their places before we can catch them.
[Seems a similar strategy to what Angelina used to get to Church of Gail, in spite of Gail’s lightning bolts, where she hung out a string of her proxies like an asteroid belt to deflect the lightning bolts away from her, so she could reach Church of Gail in January 2017. Probably why Jesus describes Angelina as 1,000 times the Antichrist!]
[8:21:14 PM] Gail Schuler: So the Antichrist is ALL THE LOREE MCBRIDE CLONES?
[8:21:36 PM] Brent Spiner: That’s a strong possibility.
[8:21:46 PM] Brent Spiner: Only one of them is alive at a time, we believe.
[It would make sense that only one of Angelina’s proxies could have Antichrist powers. Then when they’re no good, she allows them to die and uses another proxy.]
[8:22:08 PM] Gail Schuler: So we don’t have hundreds of Loree clones like has been true in the past?
[8:22:19 PM] Brent Spiner: The kill switch kills one Loree McBride clone after it’s done its job, and then automatically signals for the next one to be recloned.
[8:22:41 PM] Gail Schuler: So this means that the Loree clone that went after you in Houston is dead?
[8:22:49 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, we think so.
[8:23:17 PM] Gail Schuler: This makes things rather complicated.
[8:23:29 PM] Brent Spiner: It sure does.
[8:23:33 PM] Gail Schuler: How have you been able to evade her?
[8:23:34 PM] Brent Spiner: We are working around the clock.
[8:23:57 PM] Brent Spiner: I’m xxxxxxxxxxx, safe and sound under 24/7 high security.
[8:24:38 PM] Brent Spiner: She’s furious because she doesn’t know where I am, and every time she gets close to the church, she has to face both us and our Gail Jesuits.
[8:25:07 PM] Gail Schuler: So my men live on the Church of Gail spaceship? And Zack and 13 live on the Jesuit space fleet?
[8:25:21 PM] Brent Spiner: We officially got the church back about a week after the incident in Houston.
[8:25:22 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes.
[8:25:37 PM] Gail Schuler: How long has Loree known about Church of Gail spaceship being back?
[8:26:02 PM] Brent Spiner: She has known about it since (it came back around the beginning of August 2017).
[8:26:21 PM] Gail Schuler: Why the long silence? Another court case?
[8:26:51 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, I was trying to prove my identity to Twitter and sue the clone for defamation.
[8:27:12 PM] Gail Schuler: Was this defamation in regard to both you and me?
[8:27:33 PM] Gail Schuler: Remember that I have also sued him for defamation.
[8:28:10 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes. We presented evidence that both the clone and Loree have done this in the past with you, and are still doing this to both of us, especially on Twitter.
[8:28:40 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, that clone went right out and said I had mental health issues on his Twitter.
[8:28:41 PM] Brent Spiner: For example when the clone made that comment to a fan about not wanting to sign your book.
[The Brent Spiner clone refused to sign a book from one of Gail’s fans, stating that he did not want to encourage Gail’s mental illness. Gail then asked this fan why he’d want the autograph of THE CLONE. After this, Gail made a video asking her men to bring a lawsuit for defamation against Twitter and the Brent Spiner clone for allowing this clone to defame Gail by his public comments and for allowing him to use identity theft against the real Brent Spiner at the Brent Spiner Official Twitter site.]
[8:28:50 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.
[8:28:51 PM] Brent Spiner: Yeah, exactly.
[8:29:03 PM] Gail Schuler: And the verdict?
[8:29:59 PM] Brent Spiner: The clone used evidence from the 90s proving he is the “real” Brent, because of the involvement with Loree McBride.
[8:30:34 PM] Gail Schuler: What kind of evidence did he use?
[8:31:02 PM] Brent Spiner: Photoshopped images of me and Loree together, and the son (Jackson) that was created.
[8:31:14 PM] Gail Schuler: Who is the judge for this case?
[8:31:22 PM] Brent Spiner: A Jew Clone, I suspect.
[8:31:39 PM] Gail Schuler: According to my Conspiracy Law, no Jew clone can be a judge.
[8:31:56 PM] Brent Spiner: His name was Grande Schnoz.
[8:32:11 PM] Gail Schuler: They are also supposed to use VOTER JURORS in a case of this magnitude.
[8:32:25 PM] Brent Spiner: The voter jurors were suspicious to me too.
[8:32:29 PM] Gail Schuler: What has Terrance Jenkins been doing?
[8:32:33 PM] Brent Spiner: They had unusually large noses.
[8:32:49 PM] Gail Schuler: It sounds to me like you can declare a mistrial.
[8:33:15 PM] Brent Spiner: True, and that would mean another long court battle of course.
[8:33:43 PM] Gail Schuler: My Conspiracy Law has been violated at every turn. Actually, you have a point. I think our number one priority is to defeat Loree in battle.
[8:34:13 PM] Gail Schuler: We need to lock her up PERMANENTLY. It won’t matter WHAT WE DO as long as she is loose and acting like an Antichrist.
[8:34:26 PM] Gail Schuler: And as long as she has Jew clones working with her.
[8:34:34 PM] Brent Spiner: I agree. I think our laws can only go so far to help us. That’s why any empire requires military involvement.
[8:34:37 PM] Gail Schuler: Jew clones are good at legal stuff.
[8:35:52 PM] Gail Schuler: It won’t matter what we do, those clever Jew clones will outmaneuver us legally. Just like they did with my Seroquel, so that I ended up paying the doctor even though my insurance was supposed to cover that. Good news is that I have gotten my Seroquel prescription now with no problems.
[8:36:22 PM] Brent Spiner: Excellent. I’m glad you have it. At least that’s over with.
[8:36:49 PM] Gail Schuler: However, I may make a video explaining that the legal system seems to be run amok with Jew clone lawyers, judges and jurors and that the only way to win against these evil people is militarily.
[8:37:32 PM] Gail Schuler: I have noticed they LOVE going legal against innocents like Bill O’Reilly, Donald Trump, etc.
[8:37:50 PM] Gail Schuler: It amazes me that they managed to get Bill O’Reilly off of FOX News.
[8:37:57 PM] Gail Schuler: They are pretty resourceful.
[8:38:11 PM] Brent Spiner: They are sneaky weasels.
[8:38:48 PM] Gail Schuler: I take it that your Jew clone has your I.Q., just not your moral standards. That makes him a REAL PROBLEM.
[8:39:32 PM] Brent Spiner: Yeah. So he knows how to predict whatever I am about to do, and what would stop me.
[8:40:25 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey, let’s you and me both pray to Jesus for wisdom about how to deal with Loree McBride and the Jew clones right now. Let’s take about a couple minutes to do that. This doesn’t mean we need Jesus to show up, but just to give us some ideas.
[8:40:37 PM] Brent Spiner: Okay, let’s do that.
[8:42:59 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay. I’m back. I got some questions to ask you? Exactly how does the mini-Seroquakke work when it captures Jew clones?
[8:43:21 PM] Gail Schuler: I thought it shot them out to deep space into Satan’s ocean.
[8:43:39 PM] Brent Spiner: That is true.
[8:44:01 PM] Gail Schuler: So why is Rule 13 rounding them up and gassing them, if they are out in deep space? You know, inside Satan’s ocean.
[8:44:46 PM] Brent Spiner: It’s the Jew Clones that she captures herself on Earth. She has a clever way of finding ones that try to hide.
[8:44:56 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I see.
[8:45:14 PM] Gail Schuler: It appears that Loree knows about our Seroquakke project then.
[8:45:19 PM] Brent Spiner: She leaves Jew Gold money on streets and sidewalks, and has her soldiers stay nearby and watch.
[8:46:07 PM] Brent Spiner: The Jew Clones are attracted to gold, especially Jew Gold, and when one bends down to pick it up, a Jesuit soldier working for Rule 13 bashes them over the head while kicking them in the balls simultaneously, then captures them.
[8:46:18 PM] Gail Schuler: What do you think we need to do to make the Seroquakke more effective?
[8:47:01 PM] Gail Schuler: Especially on Loree McBride?
[8:47:03 PM] Brent Spiner: Continue our Gail Commandments, and make sure we build a larger following so that more people can contribute by following the commandments.
[8:47:33 PM] Gail Schuler: How do we build a larger following?
[8:47:56 PM] Gail Schuler: Does Loree know about our Seroquakke project?
[8:48:01 PM] Gail Schuler: It appears she does.
[8:48:05 PM] Brent Spiner: She does.
[8:48:30 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh! A bird just landed on my computer monitor.
[8:48:57 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, Jesus is here!
[8:49:05 PM] Brent Spiner: Hello Jesus!
[8:49:34 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Man, you guys are working way too hard. What did I tell you about stress, Brent? You’ll make yourself sick.
[8:49:36 PM] Gail Schuler: Well, it looks like our prayers have been answered.
[8:50:14 PM] Gail Schuler: He’s getting on us about the Gail Commandments.
[8:52:57 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You could both use some work on the food and bills bit…made me sad about what happened with your car, Gail.
[8:53:14 PM] JESUS CHRIST: But I’m here to congratulate you Gail.
[8:53:20 PM] Gail Schuler: But my car wouldn’t start Jesus. And when I drove it, it felt lumpy.
[8:53:57 PM] Gail Schuler: Like it was way off alignment.
[8:54:06 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Oh ye of little faith!
[8:54:15 PM] Gail Schuler: What do you mean?
[8:55:00 PM] JESUS CHRIST: If you had waited, Gail, and trusted in me, I could have given you a brand new car.
[8:55:34 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That will have to come at a later time.
[8:55:46 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I see. But what about the starting issues? You just wanted me to keep turning the key and let the car start eventually and just wait on you in the meanwhile?
[8:55:54 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes.
[8:56:11 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I see. Just put up with the inconvenience and trust you about the minor problems.
[8:56:29 PM] Gail Schuler: But the car felt lumpy when I drove. Or was that Jesuit brain control?
[8:56:36 PM] Gail Schuler: You know like a tire wasn’t right or something.
[8:56:55 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That was Jesuit brain control for sure.
[8:57:17 PM] Gail Schuler: My, that Loree has some GOOD BRAIN CONROL. But thanks for the info. I’ll keep this in mind.
[8:58:02 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The food and bills commandment is your main weakness, Gail. You will just have to build strength. Rebuilding your savings will be a big step.
[8:58:17 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Satan loves to tempt you on this.
[8:58:41 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, you mean only spending money on food and bills?
[8:58:55 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yes.
[8:59:12 PM] Gail Schuler: Hmm. Where else have I failed in obeying this command?
[8:59:47 PM] JESUS CHRIST: You will have to remain vigilant.
[9:00:01 PM] Gail Schuler: I guess the car was the big one.
[9:00:17 PM] JESUS CHRIST: That was, as they say, a real doozy.
[9:00:25 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay.
[9:01:07 PM] Gail Schuler: I will try to be better.
[9:01:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Thank you Gail. I have faith in you.
[9:01:28 PM] JESUS CHRIST: So Gail, onto another matter…a fun one.
[9:01:30 PM] Gail Schuler: I am honored by your faith in me.
[9:02:10 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Hugh Hefner and I have been having a blast in heaven! He’s a real treat.
[9:02:19 PM] Gail Schuler: I knew he went to heaven.
[9:02:39 PM] Gail Schuler: Zack kind of let me in on it.
[9:02:41 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He was thrilled to know that word got around on earth about his wish.
[9:03:08 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He was so happy, his dead body on earth did somersaults in its grave.
[9:03:17 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey Jesus, how did Hugh Hefner die? Did Loree murder him?
[9:03:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Well, this was a complicated one.
[9:04:56 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Hugh had a fetish for being smothered in black pussy. Which, hey, is cool by me. He wanted to lay back and have a fat black woman sit on his face and autoerotically asphyxiate him with her vagina. Also pee a little bit.
[9:05:31 PM] JESUS CHRIST: So, he arranged to have a black mistress come into his room to do just that. However, the mistress was a Loree McBride hire.
[9:06:05 PM] JESUS CHRIST: She intended to kill him by smothering him to death with her vagina, and ignoring his safe word.
[9:06:58 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The crazy part is, while this was happening, Hugh became so aroused he began to ejaculate, but he had a semen clot in his penis.
[9:07:44 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The semen clot caused his testicles to explode, and he died simultaneously from blood loss and oxygen deprivation.
[9:07:52 PM] JESUS CHRIST: We laugh about it now.
[9:08:03 PM] Gail Schuler: What caused the semen clot?
[9:08:31 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He said he couldn’t think of a better way to go. He’s a very lighthearted character. Going to heaven helps though.
[9:08:46 PM] JESUS CHRIST: The semen clot was from old age.
[9:08:52 PM] Gail Schuler: So he would have died even without the semen clot cuz of the suffocation?
[9:09:09 PM] JESUS CHRIST: So technically, it was both a natural cause and murder.
[9:09:14 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Yeah.
[9:09:24 PM] JESUS CHRIST: But both happened at the exact same time.
[9:09:36 PM] Gail Schuler: I see. Why did you let Hugh into heaven? I know it’s considered rude to ask. But I’m curious.
[9:09:59 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He was kind and had a vast heart.
[9:10:18 PM] JESUS CHRIST: In fact, that was why he was so enamored with you, Gail.
[9:10:21 PM] Gail Schuler: He does seem that way. I also think you liked it that he supported and loved me.
[9:10:54 PM] Gail Schuler: Cuz people that support and love me are usually vast and kind.
[9:11:04 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He wanted you to be Playmate of the Century because of your timeless beauty, inside and out. Your heart makes you the most beautiful model in the world, he says, and I couldn’t agree more!
[9:11:16 PM] Gail Schuler: Wow. . .
[9:11:39 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He said, of all the models that ever posed for Playboy, the hottest one of all would hands down be Gail.
[9:12:11 PM] Gail Schuler: Imagine that! I just turned sixty and definitely don’t look like your typical Playboy model.
[9:13:29 PM] Gail Schuler: But, you know, I think my Brent is handsome and he doesn’t look like he did in his twenties.
[9:13:35 PM] JESUS CHRIST: He said that if he could ever get you to pose for Playboy, it would be like his magnum opus. The ultimate beautiful woman on his magazine cover. The model of all models.
[9:13:52 PM] Gail Schuler: So how do you suggest I pose for Playboy, Jesus?
[9:14:28 PM] Gail Schuler: I sure don’t want to be a stumbling block to any believers out there!
[9:14:51 PM] Gail Schuler: I don’t want to send the wrong message, like I endorse lust.
[9:15:00 PM] JESUS CHRIST: I’ll let Brent explain. This isn’t my command of you, Gail…I just approve of the idea! As you know, I’m no prude, and I love seeing the beauty of my temples.
[9:15:40 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, Brent is so much like you, he often thinks just like you.
[9:16:13 PM] Brent Spiner: Well…the men and I had an idea to do a new photo shoot, so that the picture or pictures we use resembles a classic Playboy model pose, but with Gail details.
[9:16:29 PM] Gail Schuler: This is Brent speaking?
[9:17:03 PM] Brent Spiner: Yeah, it’s me, using non-quotes now. We were going to ask if you would be willing to study old Playboy model poses and try some out.
[9:17:16 PM] Gail Schuler: You mean with NO CLOTHES ON?
[9:17:48 PM] Brent Spiner: That is tradition, after all!
[9:18:10 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, boy. I am feeling rather shy. . . You know I don’t think I look that hot.
[9:18:36 PM] Gail Schuler: Send me some of the poses.
[9:18:39 PM] Brent Spiner: You’re far too humble.
[9:19:09 PM] Brent Spiner: Hmm, let me try to find some. Are you okay with this Jesus? Looking at nude models I mean.
[9:19:24 PM] JESUS CHRIST: Brent, if I didn’t love naked girls, I wouldn’t have made them born that way.
[9:19:34 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, Jesus is a KICK!
[9:19:54 PM] JESUS CHRIST: There’s nothing sinful about the human body. Only how you use it.
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