LOREE MCBRIDE IN A JEALOUS RAGE MURDERS HUGH HEFNER FOR GIVING GAIL ALL OF HIS MONEY AND PROPERTIES IN HIS WILL. GAIL HONORS HUGH’S DYING WISH FOR HER TO BE PLAYMATE OF THE CENTURY.

Skype Conversation with Brent Spiner:

[10/15/17 10:48:48 PM] Brent Spiner: By the way, we just got feedback from our forensic teams on what exactly happened to Hugh Hefner.

[10/15/17 10:57:57 PM] Brent Spiner: Okay, so I just had someone hand me the official forensics report on Hefner.

[10/15/17 10:58:48 PM] Brent Spiner: You’re not going to believe this, but right before Hefner died, he had been writing his will.

[10/15/17 10:59:29 PM] Brent Spiner: In his will he not only stated that you would be Playmate of the Century, but he was going to be leaving all of his money and properties to you.

[10/15/17 11:00:05 PM] Brent Spiner: He said that you and I were to be given the Playboy Mansion, and have it to ourselves to live in.

[10/15/17 11:00:18 PM] Gail Schuler: That’s incredible. Well, it appears Loree messed this one up!

[10/15/17 11:00:43 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes. She found out, and was furious. Knowing her, can you imagine the jealousy?

[10/15/17 11:01:13 PM] Brent Spiner: Millions of dollars, a beautiful iconic mansion, and celebrity status as Playmate of the Century.

[10/15/17 11:01:20 PM] Gail Schuler: This kind of reminds me of Robin Williams death in a way.

[10/15/17 11:01:26 PM] Brent Spiner: It does.

[10/15/17 11:01:54 PM] Brent Spiner: So, Loree found out, and we now have the name of the woman agent who was hired to kill him.

[10/15/17 11:02:09 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, she needs to be EXPOSED.

[10/15/17 11:02:12 PM] Brent Spiner: Jesus did say Hefner’s death was technically a draw, but this woman is dangerous and still at large.

[10/15/17 11:02:42 PM] Brent Spiner: She is at least guilty of attempted murder. Loree would be guilty of conspiracy to commit murder.

[10/15/17 11:03:02 PM] Gail Schuler: Well, she has already murdered billions with her bombs, right?

[10/15/17 11:03:15 PM] Brent Spiner: Jesus said he died of both suffocation and a semen clot.

[10/15/17 11:03:36 PM] Gail Schuler: But did Jesus use the actual words “technically a draw”?

[10/15/17 11:03:41 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, she is guilty of mass murder. Here we have a lot more proof that she was behind Hefner’s death.

[10/15/17 11:08:55 PM] Brent Spiner: According to the death report, the woman who murdered Hefner was a Jesuit agent by the name of Urethra “Foshizzle” McPizzle.

[10/15/17 11:09:07 PM] Gail Schuler: What a name!

[10/15/17 11:09:16 PM] Brent Spiner: She is a black, obese woman who posed as an escort.

[10/15/17 11:10:01 PM] Brent Spiner: Hefner hired her for a vaginal auto-erotic asphyxiation session, where she would sit on his face and playfully smother him with her vagina.

[10/15/17 11:10:24 PM] Brent Spiner: She was also asked to pee a little while she did this.

[10/15/17 11:10:33 PM] Brent Spiner: When she arrived, Hefner was none the wiser.

[10/15/17 11:11:02 PM] Brent Spiner: He had a safe word, so if she went overboard, he could always tell her to stop.

[10/15/17 11:11:15 PM] Brent Spiner: But Urethra wasn’t a real escort, she was a Jesuit agent in disguise.

[10/15/17 11:13:00 PM] Brent Spiner: So Urethra McPizzle arrived and sat on Hefner’s face to smother him. She began peeing, and not a little, but a lot. It was gallons of pee, she was like a racehorse.

[10/15/17 11:13:13 PM] Brent Spiner: Hefner was choking and suffocating, and tapping out with his hand.

[10/15/17 11:13:44 PM] Brent Spiner: He was trying to scream the safe word, and all Urethra McPizzle would say is “what’s that sugah?”

[10/15/17 11:13:53 PM] Gail Schuler: How did you learn this?

[10/15/17 11:14:23 PM] Brent Spiner: This is from our forensic reports.

[10/15/17 11:14:57 PM] Brent Spiner: Hefner was also becoming physically aroused, so at the same time he was getting a very hard erection.

[10/15/17 11:15:12 PM] Brent Spiner: We used post-mortem memory read scanners.

[10/15/17 11:15:35 PM] Gail Schuler: I see.

[10/15/17 11:15:47 PM] Brent Spiner: This is where, like Jesus said, he developed a semen clot in his penis.

[10/15/17 11:16:18 PM] Brent Spiner: He was suffocating as he began to ejaculate, but the semen clot caused semen to back up into his testicles and they exploded.

[10/15/17 11:16:26 PM] Brent Spiner: There was semen and blood everywhere.

[10/15/17 11:17:12 PM] Brent Spiner: After Urethra left, medics arrived after getting a call from some of the “bunnies” that something had happened to Hefner.

[10/15/17 11:17:51 PM] Brent Spiner: They tried to perform CPR, and when they did the chest compressions, they found his lungs were filled with urine.

[10/15/17 11:18:10 PM] Brent Spiner: So he kept spurting out fountains of urine.

[10/15/17 11:18:33 PM] Gail Schuler: Sounds like he could have been saved, if not for Urethra.

[10/15/17 11:18:35 PM] Brent Spiner: The medics were so traumatized by the scene that they needed psychological counseling afterward. It was a horrible murder.

[10/15/17 11:19:19 PM] Brent Spiner: The main death investigator was quoted as saying, “She just kept peeing…she just kept peeing…” It was all he could say for weeks.

[10/15/17 11:20:07 PM] Brent Spiner: As far as the physical evidence, we have one of Urethra’s purple gucci nails, and a hair, but the hair was found to be from fake hair extensions and not her own.

 

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