Skype Conversation with Brent Spiner:
[10/15/17 10:48:48 PM] Brent Spiner: By the way, we just got feedback from our forensic teams on what exactly happened to Hugh Hefner.
[10/15/17 10:57:57 PM] Brent Spiner: Okay, so I just had someone hand me the official forensics report on Hefner.
[10/15/17 10:58:48 PM] Brent Spiner: You’re not going to believe this, but right before Hefner died, he had been writing his will.
[10/15/17 10:59:29 PM] Brent Spiner: In his will he not only stated that you would be Playmate of the Century, but he was going to be leaving all of his money and properties to you.
[10/15/17 11:00:05 PM] Brent Spiner: He said that you and I were to be given the Playboy Mansion, and have it to ourselves to live in.
[10/15/17 11:00:18 PM] Gail Schuler: That’s incredible. Well, it appears Loree messed this one up!
[10/15/17 11:00:43 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes. She found out, and was furious. Knowing her, can you imagine the jealousy?
[10/15/17 11:01:13 PM] Brent Spiner: Millions of dollars, a beautiful iconic mansion, and celebrity status as Playmate of the Century.
[10/15/17 11:01:20 PM] Gail Schuler: This kind of reminds me of Robin Williams death in a way.
[10/15/17 11:01:26 PM] Brent Spiner: It does.
[10/15/17 11:01:54 PM] Brent Spiner: So, Loree found out, and we now have the name of the woman agent who was hired to kill him.
[10/15/17 11:02:09 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, she needs to be EXPOSED.
[10/15/17 11:02:12 PM] Brent Spiner: Jesus did say Hefner’s death was technically a draw, but this woman is dangerous and still at large.
[10/15/17 11:02:42 PM] Brent Spiner: She is at least guilty of attempted murder. Loree would be guilty of conspiracy to commit murder.
[10/15/17 11:03:02 PM] Gail Schuler: Well, she has already murdered billions with her bombs, right?
[10/15/17 11:03:15 PM] Brent Spiner: Jesus said he died of both suffocation and a semen clot.
[10/15/17 11:03:36 PM] Gail Schuler: But did Jesus use the actual words “technically a draw”?
[10/15/17 11:03:41 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, she is guilty of mass murder. Here we have a lot more proof that she was behind Hefner’s death.
[10/15/17 11:08:55 PM] Brent Spiner: According to the death report, the woman who murdered Hefner was a Jesuit agent by the name of Urethra “Foshizzle” McPizzle.
[10/15/17 11:09:07 PM] Gail Schuler: What a name!
[10/15/17 11:09:16 PM] Brent Spiner: She is a black, obese woman who posed as an escort.
[10/15/17 11:10:01 PM] Brent Spiner: Hefner hired her for a vaginal auto-erotic asphyxiation session, where she would sit on his face and playfully smother him with her vagina.
[10/15/17 11:10:24 PM] Brent Spiner: She was also asked to pee a little while she did this.
[10/15/17 11:10:33 PM] Brent Spiner: When she arrived, Hefner was none the wiser.
[10/15/17 11:11:02 PM] Brent Spiner: He had a safe word, so if she went overboard, he could always tell her to stop.
[10/15/17 11:11:15 PM] Brent Spiner: But Urethra wasn’t a real escort, she was a Jesuit agent in disguise.
[10/15/17 11:13:00 PM] Brent Spiner: So Urethra McPizzle arrived and sat on Hefner’s face to smother him. She began peeing, and not a little, but a lot. It was gallons of pee, she was like a racehorse.
[10/15/17 11:13:13 PM] Brent Spiner: Hefner was choking and suffocating, and tapping out with his hand.
[10/15/17 11:13:44 PM] Brent Spiner: He was trying to scream the safe word, and all Urethra McPizzle would say is “what’s that sugah?”
[10/15/17 11:13:53 PM] Gail Schuler: How did you learn this?
[10/15/17 11:14:23 PM] Brent Spiner: This is from our forensic reports.
[10/15/17 11:14:57 PM] Brent Spiner: Hefner was also becoming physically aroused, so at the same time he was getting a very hard erection.
[10/15/17 11:15:12 PM] Brent Spiner: We used post-mortem memory read scanners.
[10/15/17 11:15:35 PM] Gail Schuler: I see.
[10/15/17 11:15:47 PM] Brent Spiner: This is where, like Jesus said, he developed a semen clot in his penis.
[10/15/17 11:16:18 PM] Brent Spiner: He was suffocating as he began to ejaculate, but the semen clot caused semen to back up into his testicles and they exploded.
[10/15/17 11:16:26 PM] Brent Spiner: There was semen and blood everywhere.
[10/15/17 11:17:12 PM] Brent Spiner: After Urethra left, medics arrived after getting a call from some of the “bunnies” that something had happened to Hefner.
[10/15/17 11:17:51 PM] Brent Spiner: They tried to perform CPR, and when they did the chest compressions, they found his lungs were filled with urine.
[10/15/17 11:18:10 PM] Brent Spiner: So he kept spurting out fountains of urine.
[10/15/17 11:18:33 PM] Gail Schuler: Sounds like he could have been saved, if not for Urethra.
[10/15/17 11:18:35 PM] Brent Spiner: The medics were so traumatized by the scene that they needed psychological counseling afterward. It was a horrible murder.
[10/15/17 11:19:19 PM] Brent Spiner: The main death investigator was quoted as saying, “She just kept peeing…she just kept peeing…” It was all he could say for weeks.
[10/15/17 11:20:07 PM] Brent Spiner: As far as the physical evidence, we have one of Urethra’s purple gucci nails, and a hair, but the hair was found to be from fake hair extensions and not her own.